Chapter 16: You Thing

"You take this house as the middle palace again, look at the northwest Hai, not only there is a ravine, but the water potential is diagonally passing through the house, which corresponds to the sentence of the decision, and then Chen Xunsi, almonds and wild peach blossoms...... With this water, the daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law of the master's family can't be lewd if they want to! And, you know what I found? When he said this, the fat man's eyes lit up and he swallowed his saliva

"What did you find?" The fat man's tone seemed to have made a major discovery, and I couldn't help but get nervous.

"I found ......" The fat man first leaned over, quietly and mysteriously, and then his voice amplified uncontrollably in ecstasy: "I found out that the daughter-in-law of this house turned out to be her father-in-law who hooked up with her, haha, this is naked incest!" ”

The ecstasy of the fat man left me a little speechless, but at the same time, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart at the power of Feng Shui. A feng shui is not inferior to the art of fortune divination, and so many doorways can be seen in a simple layout. Taoist metaphysics is really broad and profound, and none of the five metaphysical techniques is simple.

"By the way, fat man, can you tell what posture they use?" The devil sent the gods, I actually leaned over and asked

The fat man stroked his beard like Uncle Qingsong...... He doesn't have a beard at all!

"I guess it's the old man pushing the cart," the fat man paused

"Cut, why can't it be a hard ...... overlord"

"Hard ...... Hard your sister, what you said is all other people's gossip, what does it have to do with ghosts and gods! Halfway through the sentence, I came back to my senses in an instant. It's dangerous! Damn, my little pure mind was almost led step by step by the fat man to the abyss of depravity.

"Yes...... It has something to do with this ghost and god, it is this pond" The fat man pointed to the little water tang in front of him, and said with a serious face: "This pond has been in Kunfang since the stage, Kunfang has water, and there must be a negative substance." In the photo of the stage, there should have been a small pond next to this pond before, but now it has been filled with earth, and the direction of this small pond was to the west. There are ruthless fierce waters in the southwest and west, saying that this house points to an abnormal "person", who believes it? ”

"Oh, so to speak! The reason why there was a fork in the acting that night was because of the good brothers in this water hall? After saying this, I gradually clarified the context.

Who knows......

The fat man dug his nostrils on the side, shook his head and said, "That's not it, everything I analyzed before, the premise is that the stage must be a house, and there must be people living in it to take effect." ”

Me: "......" So what's the use of what you said so much earlier!

The fat man spread his hands and pursed his lips and said: "It's useless in theory, I just heard that the place where the stage was built a few years ago was a rich family's house, and it was demolished when it declined." I was so idle that I analyzed the previous feng shui layout. ”

That is to say...... Everything you say has nothing to do with what happened on the stage."

The fat man shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, it's too early to make a conclusion, and I'm not willing to let go of every detail." You also know that a lot of details that we don't notice have a causal relationship. Many times, the truth of a matter is often hidden in the details that are easy to overlook. ”

"Did you find the truth?"

"For the time being...... Not yet! The fat man spread his hands, rubbed his forehead, and looked up at the floating white clouds in the sky very weakly.

But soon, the fat man regained his spirits, patted me on the shoulder, and said loudly: "But don't worry, I already have a detailed plan in my head?" ”

"Oh?" I was surprised and asked, "What plan?" ”

"Hehe, this is the solution...... Lure the snake out of the hole! The fat man smiled, leaned down, and whispered his plan in my ear.

The fat man's so-called luring the snake out of the hole is actually a repetition of the case commonly used by the police in handling cases. According to the fat man's plan, it is to let everyone re-enact a play. We're ready to keep an eye on it. At this time, if any ghosts show up to make trouble. After the ambush, we rushed up and took this ghost and monster away.

The plan is good, the solution is very good! That's one I came to after listening to the plan.

"Since that's the case, then I'll go to bed first, and I'll talk about everything until I act tonight!" I stretched and moved my muscles from side to side.

"Okay, you go to sleep, I'll go to dinner, after eating, wander around and appreciate the enthusiasm of the northern chicks!" The fat man touched his deflated belly, his face full of anticipation for the exotic.

I squatted aside and looked at him suspiciously: "Wake up in the middle of the night to watch feng shui, aren't you sleepy?" "I wonder from the bottom of my heart, the character of fat people has always been one to eat and two to sleep. When I woke up so early last night, even though I slept in a daze under the stage for half the morning, I still felt weak in my hands and feet, and my eyes were sleepy. Even I'm like this, it's impossible for a fat man not to be sleepy.

"Hah...... Don't worry, after I sent you out, I went back to the dormitory early to make up for sleep, and I didn't get up until eight o'clock in the morning. The fat man also stretched his waist, waved his hand and said, "That's the case first, I'll go to dinner first." ”

I stood like this, clenched my fists, standing in the wind, looking at the figure of the fat man slowly walking away, gritting my teeth, and a wave of anger slowly swelled in my eyes.

After half a ring, the fat man turned around in a daze: "Hey, why aren't you still ...... Damn, what are you doing! ”

Before the fat man finished speaking, he was punched and kicked by me like a thunderous attack.

"Damn, you bastard, you fooled me into getting up in the middle of the night to do coolies, and you ran back to the dorm to sleep. You're fooling me like this, don't I beat you up, and I'm right about your father? ”

"it...... Have you ever seen anyone who looks at Feng Shui in the middle of the night? Even if you can see the compass clearly, you can't see the situation clearly" The fat man stared at the big bag and muttered a dissatisfied protest

…… Seemingly, what he said is right, he really can't see things clearly in the middle of the night?

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Night fell quietly, tonight's stage was brightly lit, and many fathers and villagers from Hujia Village gathered under the stage. Some are knocking melon seeds in twos and threes, and some are getting together to chat about family life. Some aunts held their children, sat together in twos and threes, chatting about the gossip in the village.

The shouts of the old people showing off the past, the crying of the children, and the scolding of the mothers add a very strong rustic flavor to this quiet night, and it seems that there is also a special style.

Fat Man and I are also in these audiences, and we all have the same purpose, both to wait for this big drama to begin.

This afternoon, when I almost vomited my heart, the fat man lied to Liu Guozhong, shook Liu Guozhong's shoulder, and whispered that he grew up in the city and had never seen an opera troupe act, begging Liu Guozhong to let the troupe perform for him no matter what, so that he could open his eyes.

For this nephew's request, the uncle will naturally not refuse, not to mention that the uncle still loves this nephew so much. So, Liu Guozhong, who loved his nephew, waved his hand and simply asked Song Lin to prepare. Tonight, most of the whole troupe went out to perform a few good performances for the fat man.

When Liu Guozhong agreed, I instantly ran out of the house at a speed of 100 meters, and vomited vigorously against the wall.

Damn, don't let me live, a big fat man of one hundred and fifty pounds pretending to be a bird, this day is really unbearable. I thought about living with fat people in the future. As soon as I thought that the fat man might have such a shy look in the future, I suddenly shivered all over my body...... Tears

Although the process made me, a bystander, feel very uncomfortable, but anyway, the fat man's goal was finally achieved.

It's just that there have been some twists and turns in the process. In our expectation, everything should go according to the procedure of that night, and the first drama performed should also be an anti-Japanese drama.

However, Liu Guozhong set the first scene in the Water Margin, "Lin Chong ran to Liangshan at night." ”

Liu Guozhong said that if you want to perform, you should perform the best, Kunqu Opera, this is Liu Jiaban's specialty. Although after the fat man's begging, Liu Guozhong agreed to rehearse the anti-Japanese drama in the second scene. However, we still have to watch the first Kunqu Opera honestly.

In everyone's anxious waiting, a sonorous sound of gongs and drums suddenly sounded, and the curtain of the play was completely announced at this moment.

At this time, the dark sky was slightly gloomy, thick dark clouds covered the entire black sky, the air was stuffy and depressing, and at the same time, the gray sky seemed to be brewing a big show.

Maybe...... It's the calm before the rainstorm