I fell asleep snoring under the stage, cumin so good that I forgot the passage of time.

Until...... It was about noon, when the sun was shining obliquely, and this scene happened on the stage.

"Brother, let's compete to see who pees far!"

"But...... This is the stage for big plays."

"Don't be afraid, let's all pee together, I'll come first!"

I was lying on the ground and in close contact with the loess, and suddenly I heard the sound of crackling raindrops, followed by a trickle of trickling water from the gap in the stage to the top of my head.

When I felt the wetness on my face, I woke up with a sudden start, thinking that it was raining heavily. However, when I touched the water droplets on my body, put them to my nose and smelled them, I ...... And the ghost made the god lick it.

"Damn, you bear children, don't you want to be so lacking in morality." I spat out a mouthful of old blood in frustration and roared at the top of my head.

In addition to the smell of urine, there was a strong smell on my body, which seemed to be the smell of cockroach feces, and I thought that the snakes, insects, and plagues under the table were sneaking around me for a while while I was sleeping.

In the past, Liu Guozhong ate, and now I have Chen Haisheng licked the boy's urine...... This life doesn't have such drama.

I wanted to cry without tears as I listened to the laughter of the group of bear children above my head and gradually walked away, patted my shoulder, and could only silently admit that I was unlucky.

As I crawled out of the edge of the stage on my prostrates, a big face came crashing into me. Under the four eyes, everyone was so frightened that they all regressed.

With a thud, the back of my head hit the edge of the stage, and I screamed out in pain.

"I said, Brother Hai, what are you doing sneaking under the stage?" The person who almost ran into me was none other than Song Lin.

After getting up, I wiped the dust on my body, and when Liu Guozhong asked, I could only say: "This ......"

Of course, you can't tell the truth, otherwise it will reach Liu Guozhong's ears, and he will have to scold the fat man again. But...... What am I doing under the stage?

Suddenly, I was blessed to the soul, and blurted out: "Brother Song Lin, in fact, I got into the stage to cultivate, yes, that's right, I got under the stage for cultivation." ”

Song Lin scratched the back of his head: "You got into the stage to cultivate." ”

I took a deep breath and said seriously, "That's right, it's just for cultivation. You also know that I am a Taoist priest of the Yinshan faction, and the Yinshan faction pays attention to a yin character, and cultivation is naturally to find a remote corner where no one is around. ”

I stiffened my face, and gave Song Lin science popularization with a solemn and serious expression.

Song Lin suddenly realized: "Oh, it turns out that the Yinshan Sect has to find a remote and dark place to cultivate. ”

"Yes, that's right, that's what it is!" I leaned close to Song Lin's ear and instructed mysteriously: "This matter is a secret of my sect, and I hope Brother Song Lin will not say it." ”

After Brother Song Lin nodded vigorously in agreement, I looked around again and asked him suspiciously, "By the way, Brother Song Lin, have you seen the fat man?" ”

Song Lin didn't think about it, and pointed to the northwest of the stage and said, "Brother Qiang seems to have gone over there!" Holding a compass and wandering around the neighborhood all the time. ”

"That's okay, I'll go to him now, remember, don't talk about this today, especially Class Master Liu, and don't spread it to Class Master Liu's ears" I patted the dust on my body, turned around cleanly and ran in the direction that Song Lin pointed out.

After I had walked almost a distance, Song Lin shouted loudly behind me.

"Brother Sheng'er, next time...... If you want to find a place to cultivate, remember to tell me, I will prepare a good place for you, it is definitely partial and quiet enough. ”

"Bang ......"

My center of gravity is unstable, and I call it sudden, and the posture is so standard. Standing up and looking back at Song Lin's honest smile, I could only twitch the corners of my mouth, crying and mourning, in response to a smile that was touched by him.

Children who grew up in the countryside are really too simple...... The problem is, no matter how simple it is, it won't take you so restricted.

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Running in the direction that Song Lin pointed, I found the big fat man Wang who was holding a compass and walking around with a serious face.

The big fat man held the compass in one hand, and kept calculating with the other hand, his face was sometimes surprised, sometimes tense, and he muttered to himself with a solemn expression: "It's not proper, it's very inappropriate, it's very inappropriate." ”

This dead fat man has more and more potential to be a god. I sneered in my heart and ran quickly towards him.

"How's it going, see what's ......going on," I asked, stretching and sneering

"The feng shui here is very problematic......" After seeing me coming, the fat man handed over the compass in his hand.

"You tried to take the stage as the center and distinguish the twenty-four mountains and sand water, what did you see?" The fat man asked me as he gestured to the situation around me

I took a closer look and said, "It's nothing, it's just sand and water, trees and ponds, although it's not good, but that's it."

The so-called twenty-four mountains are also twenty-four directions, and the twenty-four mountains are subdivided into twelve earthly branches.

When the compass was first invented, there were only two poles, north and south, and then after the addition of east and west, there were roughly four directions: southeast, south, north, west. Finally, when eight directions are added, it becomes twelve

Of course, academic numbers are not divided into south, south, and north. If a person has a compass in his hand, he can clearly distinguish that on the compass, the direction is not explained by the four points of south, east, and west. Instead, it is written from the north, and the twelve earthly branches of our ancient Chinese dry year are used: "Zi Chou Yin Mao Chen Si Wu Wei Shen Youxu Hai" represents.

Therefore, when academic mathematics, we must first completely forget the four words of southeast, south, northwest, and northwest, and we must memorize the meridian and unitary, the son is the north, the noon is the south, the mao is the east, and the unitary is the north. And these twelve earthly branches represent the twelve directions.

For example, a compass, the soil is the middle palace, there are eight trigrams outside the middle palace, and there are twenty-four mountains after the eight trigrams, and these twenty-four mountains are subtly divided on the basis of the twelve earthly branches.

Each hexagram represents three mountains, the Kan hexagram represents the three mountains of the "Renzi 癸" (due north), the Gen hexagram represents the three mountains of the "Chougenyin" (northeast), and so on, for a total of eight hexagrams and twenty-four mountains. Therefore, if the orientation of a house is to sit north and face south, we do not distinguish between southeast and northwest, but only call it in the direction of Zi (north) and mountain noon (south).

And sand water, to put it bluntly, is a thing of stillness and movement. Take the house as the middle palace to distinguish which direction of the twenty-four mountains has sand water, whether it is fierce sand or auspicious sand, fierce water or auspicious water.

Of course, the meaning of sand water does not refer to sediment and water. Outdoors, telephone poles, hills, etc., which are static, but the energy has a great influence on the magnetic field, are sand. The ravines and ponds are all water. In the interior, calligraphy, paintings, and furniture are all sand, and the toilets are water.

Distinguishing the way of sand and water is very important for improving Feng Shui. Because this static thing is a force of energy that can affect the magnetic field of the home, for example, a house, Yin Fang has a staggered arrangement of telephone poles, if you wait for the three yuan and nine clouds to start, the moment when the Lord is destined to go to the moment of Jinyun, it is easy to be disturbed by the magnetic field of the fierce sand of the telephone pole, so as to get into a lawsuit.

In Feng Shui, regardless of the situation and rational qi, it is necessary to use this middle palace to compare the twenty-four mountains to improve the punishment chong, so as to distinguish the good and bad feng shui, and cooperate with the three elements and nine fortunes and the fortune hexagram of the lord to improve feng shui.

The fat man asked me to look at the sand and water around this theater, but I looked at it for a long time, but I only realized that this theater was backed by a poor mountain, and there was sand and water. Note (These three directions are northwest, which are the six white hexagrams in the eight trigrams)

"That's the crux of the matter!" The fat man pointed to the surrounding situation and said: "Do you remember what the decision once said, six white and one sand, when you go to middle school, you are a loser, the old father has no owner, and he acts chaotically. ”

The meaning of this decision is that if the house and the mountain belonging to the six white trigrams are all fierce sand, the big house and three rooms in the house must be the stuff of the ruined family, and it is difficult for the angry six gods of the father to vomit blood while vomiting blood.

If there is a water photo of the ravine pond in these three directions, the daughter-in-law of the family will definitely go out of the wall and be promiscuous.

But...... Although it is said that the Qianfang is full of messy wires and bare mountains, isn't there also water? Why, isn't that the highway just water?

At this time, the fat man gave me a violent shudder in the back and said fiercely: "You stupid, who told you that the highway is water!" ”

"Nima's, isn't it? I remember the last time we followed my uncle to see feng shui, he pointed to the road in front of someone's shop and told us that the road was watery. "I also give examples, unwilling rebuttals,

"I'm really convinced of you idiot, I completely forgot that the way of feng shui is flexible" The fat man rubbed his forehead and complained weakly: "In feng shui, the highway is sand and water. If there is a large flow of people and a constant flow of people, and someone drives the earth's qi, then the highway is water. But on the other hand, if the road is bare and barren, then the road is sand. The Tao of Feng Shui is the way of changing the air flow. Otherwise, where did the wind come from? ”

The fat man clutched his heart and looked at me with a look in his eyes that hatred was not made of steel......

Me: Is that really the case with the "......"?