Chapter 19: Baby Penguin Makeover (2)
Bai Xiaofei hesitated for a moment, but finally turned around and ran into the bedroom, well, the bedroom door was slammed shut.
In the living room, the penguin corpse brother was still spinning wildly, trying to get rid of the wig covering his head, but he didn't expect that the long hair was entangled, but it became tighter and tighter, although the penguin corpse brother heard Bai Xiaofei and the comic uncle flee into the bedroom, but he didn't catch up for a while.
After Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comic escaped into the bedroom, they immediately worked together to pile up the desk, cabinet, and glove box behind the door, Uncle Comic didn't dare to say anything at this time, "It's just a penguin, even if it's mutated, how terrible can it be", the blow of Brother Penguin's tongue almost opened a hole in the door of his head, and he now hated to pile all the things that could be moved in the bedroom behind the door to prevent Brother Penguin from coming in, because he moved the weight too hard, and the wound under his bandage opened again, The blood was oozing out, and he gritted his teeth and didn't snort.
Finally, the bedroom door was blocked by all kinds of sundries, and Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comic sat down.
Bai Xiaofei asked anxiously, "Uncle, what weapons are in this room?" β
Uncle Comic smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This is the bedroom, a place to sleep, how can there be any weapons." β
Bai Xiaofei slammed the floor: "It's miserable, uncle, you shouldn't have urged me into the bedroom just now, if I can run into the kitchen to find a kitchen knife, it's better than now." Do you think this door can stop the penguin corpse brother? You saw it with your own eyes just now, its tongue can bounce the concrete wall open, this door is only made of wood, where can it resist! β
Uncle Comic was also a little stupid, muttering, "I was only thinking about running for my life, not thinking about it so much - maybe we were lucky, that wig kept on the penguin's head, so it couldn't attack us......"
Uncle Comics's voice became lower and lower, and even he knew that such a thing was almost as hopeless as pie in the sky.
Bai Xiaofei didn't care about blaming Uncle Comics, he was holding his arms and spinning in the bedroom, when he suddenly saw the quilt on the bed, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Uncle, how about we put the quilt on the penguin corpse brother?" β
"Quilt?" Uncle Comic was stunned.
Bai Xiaofei high-fived: "That's right, it's the quilt!" There are only two organs on the penguin corpse brother with the ability to attack, one is the spider legs, the other is the tongue, if we use the quilt to cover the penguin corpse brother whole, even if its sharp legs and tongue can pierce the quilt, but the whole body is still wrapped in it, and the movement is greatly restricted. At this time, we ran to the kitchen again, found kitchen knives and other weapons, and if we wanted to kill them, we could even find a way to just chop off the tongue and feet of the penguin corpse brother, and only leave the body that was combined with the insect corpse brother to raise, so that we would be safe again. β
Uncle Comics' eyes lit up: "Bai Xiaofei, this method is good!" It's called overcoming rigidity with softness! β
Bai Xiaofei asked, "Uncle, did Brother Penguin Corpse have anything special to like when COCO was alive?" β
Uncle Comic scratched his bald head: "What are you asking for?" β
Bai Xiaofei said: "Before the two of us cover the penguin corpse brother with the quilt, we have to find a way to distract it, otherwise its tongue will bounce over, and before we can throw out the quilt, our head will open a hole first." I've killed two corpse brothers before, and I've found that they're very attached to what they loved in life, and if there's something COCO particularly liked during his lifetime, we use it to distract him - it doesn't take too long, just enough for us to throw out the covers and cover it. β
"What do COCO particularly like? Yes, yes, yes. I'll find you. Uncle Comic agreed, got up and tossed on the bed for a while, and handed over a thing: "Here, Bai Xiaofei, this is COCO's favorite thing." β
Bai Xiaofei only glanced at it, and then couldn't cry or laugh: "Uncle, when is this happening, are you still joking?!" Isn't this a toy plush penguin? β
Uncle Comic said seriously: "I'm not kidding, COCO likes this toy penguin, it's quite pitiful, there are cats and dogs next door, and usually kittens and kittens can play with each other when they walk." And I am the only one who raises penguins in the area on the left, and COCO is alone, and he doesn't even have a playmate. So I bought this toy penguin as a companion for him, and I didn't expect COCO to really like it. β
Bai Xiaofei was suspicious, this, this is too out of tune, he carefully looked at the toy penguin in the hand of the comic uncle, the appearance is slightly smaller than COCO, it is quite delicate, and the body is also equipped with a sound device, pinch the stomach, and it will "coo". Well, there is also a bow on the head of the toy penguin, indicating that it is a female penguin - the comic uncle noticed Bai Xiaofei staring at the bow and whispered next to him: "COCO is male." β
AlsoγIt's really a couple!
Bai Xiaofei still felt a little unreliable: "Uncle, this toy penguin is related to our lives, if COCO doesn't like it, it won't play the role of luring the enemy at that time, and the two of us will be finished." β
Uncle Comic hurriedly said: "How can I talk nonsense about this kind of thing?" You see, this toy penguin's butt β isn't it dirty and has a hole in the back? Let me tell you, COCO really thinks of her as a female penguin, and often presses on her to do that kind of thing, this hole is what COCO pecked out with his mouth. β
Bai Xiaofei almost fell to the ground, wouldn't it, there is such a heavy thing?! The corner of his eye twitched, and he looked at the part that the comic uncle was pointing at, and sure enough, there was a small hole in the "back of the toy penguin"! The surroundings are dirty, and there is a faint smell of peculiar smell.
Uncle Comic said: "I know that it's quite good to say this...... But when a domestic pet is in heat, it doesn't matter what happens, isn't there a video on the Internet, and the puppy in heat stabs the pillow as the object of that? Bai Xiaofei, don't worry, this toy penguin is definitely COCO's favorite! Using it as bait will surely divert COCO's attention. β
Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, and now there is no other way!
"Then it's settled! Uncle, let's open the door later, you take the toy penguin out of the door first, attract COCO's attention, it's best to have its butt facing the bedroom, so that the pile of eyeballs on its head can't see the movement behind it, I take the opportunity to throw out the quilt to cover it. Then, you stay by COCO's side to prevent it from coming out of the quilt, and I run to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife......"