Uncle Comic had a bitter face - he was still apprehensive about COCO's wig flicking his tongue in the living room just now, and he said, "Let me use a toy penguin to lure COCO?" What if COCO ignores his previous 'relationship' with the toy penguin and attacks me wholeheartedly? Speaking of which, COCO is now mutated with that insect corpse brother, maybe its hobbies have also changed, it doesn't like toy penguins, and only thinks about eating people? Otherwise, let Bai Xiaofei take the toy penguin to lure COCO, and I'll throw the quilt and go to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife. ”

Bai Xiaofei hurriedly said: "Uncle, look at yourself, your body is covered with bandages, just like this, can you accurately cover COCO with the quilt?" We only have one chance! The action of luring COCO with a toy penguin is relatively simple, and you can only do it. ”

Uncle Comic was about to say something, but suddenly, a sound, came from the bedroom door.

Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comic turned around in unison and shouted in unison: "COCO! ”

I saw a thumb-sized hole popping out of the thick solid wood plank door, and a long tongue was retracting from the hole - COCO had got rid of his wig and was attacking the bedroom door!

Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comic have a cool heart in their hearts - this wooden door is really vulnerable!

TUK, TUK, TUK, THERE WAS A DENSE SOUND, COCO USED HIS TONGUE TO PECK A CIRCLE OF CIRCULAR HOLES IN THE WOODEN DOOR, AND THEN, WITH A BANG, SOMETHING HIT THE CENTER OF THE HOLE, AND THE ROUND PLANK WAS KNOCKED AWAY TOGETHER, REVEALING A BASIN-SIZED GAP ON THE WOODEN DOOR.

A yellow and black spider leg came through the hole, and then a bunch of eyeballs that were rolling around on the top of his head - COCO was about to crawl in!

Bai Xiaofei grabbed the toy penguin in the comic uncle's hand, and as soon as he raised his hand, he threw it at COCO, who had poked his head through the gap in the wooden door.

Bai Xiaofei was just about to pick it up, when suddenly, a long tongue bounced over, hitting the toy penguin's buttocks, the whole tongue penetrated the toy penguin's body, and came out of the head again, the tongue retracted again, and the toy penguin and COCO disappeared behind the gap in the wooden door.

Then, in the living room outside the door, there was a sound of "cooing", Bai Xiaofei grabbed the gap and glanced at it - I saw that COCO was pressing on the toy penguin, squeezing, pressing and stepping on it, and the cooing sound was made by the sound device in the toy penguin's body.

This toy penguin really grabs COCO's attention! However, the general trend has gone, Bai Xiaofei and Uncle Comic need to remove the debris blocking the door before they can throw the quilt on COCO.

Bai Xiaofei stomped his feet, ran to the window, made a noise, opened the window, looked at it, turned his head and shouted: "Uncle, let's run, when COCO comes to his senses, it will be our turn to open a hole in the two of our heads!" ”

Uncle Comic ran to Bai Xiaofei's side, crying and saying with a sad face: "Run? Where to run? It's the sixth floor! You don't want to jump off a building, do you? ”

Bai Xiaofei nodded heavily: "That's right, it's jumping off the building!" Uncle, we have no way to escape, if we don't jump off the building, we just wait for death! But uncle, don't be afraid, you see, there is a big locust tree downstairs, growing two or three stories high, and after a while, we will open the quilt and jump directly at the tree, with the branches and leaves of the tree as a buffer, it should be able to land safely. ”

Uncle Comic glanced at the big locust tree, and immediately retracted his head: "This, this is still too high, even if you wrap it in a quilt, it's useless." ”

Bai Xiaofei said hurriedly: "It's not wrapped in a quilt, it's a quilt spread under you, have you ever seen the wingsuit flight in the sports channel?" Use your hands and feet to stretch the four corners of the quilt as far as possible to increase the windward side, and then jump down as flat as possible, don't jump straight down......"

Uncle Comic hurriedly said: "Wingsuit flight? I've seen it on TV...... That thing is too unreliable, Tianmen Mountain broadcast a few foreigners flying in wingsuits, didn't they fall to their deaths? Their professional players will fall to death wearing more than 100,000 sets of professional wingsuits, and we use quilts as wingsuits to jump, which is too, too ......."

Bai Xiaofei's forehead was bruised, and he yelled: "Uncle! If you don't jump, just die! ”

Uncle Comic also knows that he has no chance to choose at all, if he doesn't die and jumps down, he may fall to his death, or he may be pierced by a sharp branch, but there is always a certain chance that he will just fall and get injured or even be a little luckier, he can really land safely with the help of the "quilt wingsuit" as Bai Xiaofei said, and stay in the bedroom, there is definitely only one dead word.

Without hesitation, the two of them dragged two quilts out of the bedside table, tied the four corners of the quilt with ropes to their hands and feet, and then awkwardly climbed up to the windowsill.

Uncle Comic looked at it, a gust of wind blew, and the branches of the big locust tree swayed, making people dizzy and weak, Uncle Comic was startled and retracted his head: "Bai Xiaofei, why don't you jump first?" I—I'm learning. ”

Bai Xiaofei said that he was not afraid of being fake, he was right when he persuaded Uncle Comic just now, and now he is standing at the window with a quilt tied, blown by the night breeze, and his legs are also a little weak. At this time, Bai Xiaofei suddenly found that the "cooing" sound from the living room disappeared, COCO must have "finished doing things", birds are different from mammals, the mating time is relatively short, and the next moment, COCO will burrow into the bedroom--

Bai Xiaofei closed his eyes and jumped in the direction of the big locust tree!

Open your limbs! Open your limbs! Bai Xiaofei roared in his heart, at a height of 15 meters, the free fall was just a blink of an eye, even if there was a "quilt wingsuit", it wouldn't be buffered for long. Two seconds? Or three seconds? --In fact, Bai Xiaofei only heard a gust of wind in his ears, and then he wrapped himself in the quilt and hit the big locust tree, Bai Xiaofei stood up tightly, and then spread his hands and feet at this time, then he was really looking for death, and if he stabbed a branch in his chest and abdomen, he could kill himself.

There was a loud bang, during which there was a heavy muffled snort of Bai Xiaofei, as well as the sound of broken branches, fluttering, a body wrapped in a quilt, fell heavily into the holly bushes under the big locust tree, smashing a large piece of shrubs into broken branches and leaves.

The quilt in a ball moved for a while, Bai Xiaofei poked his head out, his face was full of fine blood marks scraped by branches, Bai Xiaofei untied the ropes on his hands and feet, pushed away the quilt with several holes, covered his chest and gasped and stood up - his chest hurt so much, there must be a few broken ribs, and he throbbed with a little force.