Chapter 5 The demon is long, a cat that can speak human words
"Dad, Mom, I'm a martial artist at the third level of physical fitness, haha" Jiang Wei shouted loudly into the house as soon as he entered the door.
Jiang Guoqiang was taken aback when he heard it, looked at Jiang Wei, and said in surprise: "Really? Williams, are you a martial artist? ”
"Well, Dad, I can lift 400 catties now, and I'm a martial artist." Jiang Wei held back his excitement and said to his father.
Whenever the neighbors talked about their children, Jiang Wei's parents spoke the least, because Jiang Wei was too ordinary, with no shortcomings or advantages. Who doesn't want their children to get ahead, looking at his father's surprise, and then looking at the few gorgeous hairs that have been exposed on his father's temples, Jiang Wei felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart. I secretly thought in my heart, "I must fight for strength, definitely." ”
"Ahem, does the martial apprentice have anything to do with the university entrance examination?" Tang Qingqing just came from the kitchen and brought a plate of fruit.
Jiang Wei was too excited, and he said quickly: "Of course it matters, Mom, the requirements for martial apprentices to take the cultural course of the military academy are very low, if they reach the level of samurai, they will be directly reported to the Imperial Royal Military Academy." ”
"Hmph." Tang Qingqing snorted coldly, Jiang Wei couldn't help but remember that his mother had always opposed his military school entrance examination, why was he so abnormal today, he actually asked him about the military school examination, and just wanted to say something, Jiang Guoqiang coughed and said a little unconfidently:
"Qingqing, respect the child's own choice."
Jiang Wei looked at his mother's cloudy face, and didn't know what to say, but he saw Tang Qingqing slap the table and shouted loudly: "Okay, just take the military academy, Xiao Wei, mix well in the army in the future, and you must be a general." Listening to Tang Qingqing's bold words, Jiang Wei couldn't help but be stunned;
"Mom, you allowed me to take the military academy entrance exam, and let me work hard to be a general? Did I hear it wrong, or did you say it wrong. ”
"What I said wrong, you heard it wrong, that's right, I just want you to go to a military academy, I want you to be a general, and send the bear son of Wang Song's family to the mine to mine."
"Wang Song?" Jiang Wei was a little confused.
Listening to Tang Qingqing, at their class reunion at noon, there was a classmate named Wang Song who had competed with Jiang Guoqiang to chase Tang Qingqing when he was young, and now Wang Song is the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau here, and he is a powerful figure, and he kept bragging about his son at the banquet, his son graduated as a deputy company commander after being admitted to the Zhan Lanxing First Military Academy, and looked at Jiang Guoqiang while boasting, he was clearly sneering at Jiang Guoqiang for being a soldier for 10 years before he became a squad leader, and it was not as good as his son who had just graduated from the military academy to be a deputy company commander, Tang Qingqing was the strongest, Although he didn't say anything, he always held his breath in his heart, just now his son said that he was already a martial artist, Tang Qingqing was angry and happy, and the breath in his heart burst out, and directly asked Jiang Wei to go to the military academy to become a general.
"By the way, Whiskers, how did you pick up a stray cat last night? Haven't you always hated cats? Tang Qingqing suddenly asked Jiang Wei.
Jiang Wei couldn't help but be stunned, and said, "Mom, I didn't pick it up." “
Well, isn't that the cat you picked up? Tang Qingqing pointed to the corner of the wall and said.
Jiang Wei turned his head and saw a white cat lying comfortably on a futon in the corner.
"I'm going, isn't this the cat from last night?" Jiang Wei took a closer look, it was the cat last night, and it seemed that he had scratched himself a few times.
"He followed you when you came back yesterday, and ah, don't practice so hard in the future, when you came back last night, you were so tired that you couldn't walk, I called you several times, and you didn't respond, just went to sleep in the house, anyway, we are martial artists, son, practice slowly." As soon as Tang Qingqing remembered that her son was a martial apprentice, she was very happy, and she was secretly thinking about how to brag to her neighbors tomorrow, not that Tang Qingqing was vain and gracious, but how could there be parents in the world who didn't want their sons to be angry.
"Why don't you throw this cat away?" Jiang Wei looked at his father and said weakly that his father has a mild allergy to cats, and he was afraid of upsetting his father.
"What to throw, it's not bad for this cat to eat, this is a lucky cat, you just arrived at our house yesterday, and today you will break through to the martial arts." Serve this lucky cat well in the future. Jiang Guoqiang was obviously still excited about his son's achievements, with an expression that he was not bad for money, but if he was wrong, he was not bad for cat food.
Seeing that Jiang Guoqiang and Tang Qingqing were flipping through their mobile phone numbers to report the good news to their relatives at home one by one, Jiang Wei felt for the first time that his father, who was usually strict, and his mother, who didn't care about anything, also had such a cute side, smiled slightly, and turned back to the bedroom.
"How did you break through for no reason?" Jiang Wei lay on the ** and muttered.
"Are you wondering why you broke through all of a sudden, silly boy?" Jiang Wei's ears rang with such a sentence.
"Who?" Jiang Wei trembled, jumped down from the **, and looked around.
After looking around, except for the white cat behind him just now, he didn't find anyone, Jiang Wei scratched his head, "Could it be that I have auditory hallucinations?" “
"Hey, boy, are you just ignoring your benefactor? Look around, look down, I'm right in front of you. A mysterious voice reappeared.
Jiang Wei heard this fierce stare and looked down, and found that it was the white cat lying on the floor.
Jiang Wei couldn't help but have a terrible thought in his heart, "You, you." Pointing at the white cat, Jiang Wei was indeed surprised and couldn't say a word.
"Well, I've seen this cat master, let's talk about it, the realm of martial arts is cool, right? Come, sit down" Watching the white cat speak, and pointed to the floor with his paws to let him sit down, even though Jiang Wei is usually calm, but at this time he was speechless, looking at Jiang Wei's surprised expression, the white cat showed a playful expression.
Jiang Wei took a deep breath, sat on the floor, and stared at the white cat in front of him, "It's really you talking." ”
"Nonsense, or who do you think it is?" The white cat said leisurely.
"Phew" Jiang Wei took a long breath, at this moment he just wanted to shout loudly in his heart, "Demon longevity......"
One person and one cat, staring at each other for a minute, Jiang Wei's heart slowly calmed down,
"Where are you sacred?" Human beings are always afraid of the unknown, and Jiang Wei is no exception, and honorifics are used.
"Me." The white cat pointed at himself with his paws, "I'm just an ordinary cat, well, a white cat to be exact." The white cat said self-deprecatingly.
"I'll fuck you, uncle, can ordinary cats talk? Could it be a legendary monster? Jiang Wei secretly despised in his heart.
"Are you a cat or? Where did it come from and what is its name? Jiang Wei said curiously.
"Nonsense, don't you think I'm a cat now?" The white cat gave Jiang Wei a roll of his eyes, "As for my name and where it came from, you don't need to know, it won't do you any good if you know, just call me whatever you want." ”
Looking at the white cat's soft hair, Jiang Wei couldn't help but touch it and said, "Your hair is so white, I'll call you Xiaobai." ”
When the white cat heard Xiaobai's words, the cat's eyes glared, "Take your dirty paws away, don't just call me such an idiot." ”
"Okay, Xiaobai." Jiang Wei obviously felt that the name Xiaobai was very suitable, so he didn't change his name at all.
"It's not a little white" white cat is a little crazy.
"Well, got it, Xiaobai." Jiang Wei wanted to reach out and touch Xiaobai's hair again, but before he could touch it, he was bounced away with a strong force.
"Boy, let me ask you, do you feel good about breaking through to a martial artist?"
"Cool, hey, you still know martial artists." Jiang Wei is now a curious baby.
Xiaobai glanced at Jiang Wei with disdain, "Nonsense, it's not the cat master, I loosened your muscles and bones last night, with your qualifications, you won't be able to become a martial artist after another 5 years of training."
"Ah, you know martial arts? You helped me loosen my muscles last night, what do you mean? Jiang Wei suddenly felt a chill behind him, and remembered the few blows on his back, which turned out to be not hallucinations, but being beaten by a cat.
"Your wild way of practicing the muscles and bones is crooked, and the muscles and bones can't exert maximum efficiency when exerting force, for the sake of you helping me bandage my wounds, I'll just help you come over." Xiaobai said.
Jiang Wei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and his heart was already turning over a huge wave, "This cat actually knows the way of cultivation, I'll go, is this a science fiction movie?" ”
"You also practice martial arts?" Jiang Wei asked worriedly.
Xiao Bai snorted faintly, "Then what realm are you?" For the first time, Jiang Wei felt that the world was so big that he couldn't help but how reasonable this sentence was.
As soon as the little white paw was raised, a white light flew out, shattering the alarm clock on Jiang Wei's desk. Looking at the desk three meters away from him, Jiang Wei was really surprised, and asked, "The strength is out of the body, the innate great martial artist?" “
Xiaobai pursed his lips and said, "Well, it's okay now." Looking at Jiang Wei, Xiaobai said lightly, "Okay, I have already repaid you for your kindness of bandaging my wound yesterday, and now I am leaving." After speaking, Xiaobai turned around and walked towards the door.
"Xiaobai, no, master, that... Uh, can you teach me to cultivate? Jiang Wei asked worriedly, just now he teased this cat, and gave him a little white name, it turned out to be an innate martial artist.
"This kid, I called me when I was almost at the door, it's so dangerous. Hmph, you have to flicker around, now that your strength has not recovered, you really need a long-term meal ticket. "Xiaobai has a dark belly**.
"Ah, teach you to cultivate, sorry, I can't." The white cat turned his back to Jiang Wei and pretended to be a master of the world.
"Why.? Uh, I'm sorry, I'm so greedy. Thinking that Xiao Bai had already helped him break through to the martial arts, Jiang Wei suddenly felt that he was a little too greedy, after all, he was not a person who carried a favor to repay him.
"It's not impossible to teach you, but the heart of the exercises can never be taught in vain, as the saying goes, pass on the inside but not the outside, you should know this." Xiaobai continued to immerse himself in the state of being a master of the world.
"Well, I know. I just asked casually. Jiang Wei said in frustration.
"But it's not impossible, I want to be white, cough, I think this cat master has been in the world for so many years, and the disciple really hasn't received it. Well, although your qualifications are mediocre, but you also work hard, this..."Xiaobai jumped on the chair and pretended to be reserved.
Jiang Wei is not stupid, he has watched countless martial arts movies since he was a child, and he is too familiar with the scene in front of him, and it is the scene with the highest appearance rate in countless martial arts movies - the master accepts apprentices. He couldn't help but feel overjoyed, and immediately saluted Xiao Bai sincerely, "Please take me as an apprentice, I will work hard to cultivate, and I will never do anything that insults the master." ”