Body temperature, heartbeat, blood pressure - these are the means to distinguish the difference between a high-level intelligent corpse and a living person, of course, the easiest and most effective way is to stab a knife in the heart, if it is a living person, then die, and then wait for him to become a zombie, if it is a smart corpse - well, in fact, no one would be so reckless to detect the difference between a smart corpse and a living person. In Yashan, because of such a special existence as Chen Qiong, there is another detection method.

However, these methods were vetoed by Chen Wei and Xie Ling one by one, and even Wang Lu himself felt that something was inappropriate.

The reason is very simple - body temperature, heartbeat, and blood pressure can only distinguish between living and intelligent corpses, and there is no way to know whether there is a difference between a half-corpse and a half-human like Wang Lu, who is gradually changing.

Xie Ling did an experiment on the spot, took a thermometer, and asked Wang Lu to measure his temperature, but the body temperature of this guy was not abnormal at all, and even because he had just drunk a glass of water, it was slightly elevated.

Chen Wei frowned and said: "The machine in the health center is a little more sensitive, and if you do an electrocardiogram, you may be able to see the difference." ”

"It's absolutely not going to work!" Wang Lu blurted out: "If I let Qian Zhengang do the electrocardiogram test, isn't it a thief who doesn't admit himself?" ”

Xie Ling held her cheeks and muttered to herself: "It can reflect the appearance abnormality that gradually changes from a person to a corpse, and it can't arouse the suspicion of others during the examination--" Her eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes!" I know what to check! ”

Chen Wei hurriedly asked, "What is it?" ”

Xie Ling didn't respond, just stared at a certain place on Wang Lu. Under her direct gaze, Wang Lu couldn't help but pinch his legs: "What to do?" ”

Chen Wei looked at Xie Ling's line of sight, her eyes lit up, and she clapped her hand: "Yes, we found that Wang Lu's abnormality was from this little guy, and it was the best to use it as a detection tool." ”

Wang Lu stretched out his hand, covered his lower body, and said with a sad face: "Isn't it? This, this is too much. Is it the only thing about whether the dare is a living person or a wise corpse? ”

Chen Wei glanced at Wang Lu: "Don't make trouble." This is a serious matter, and the attitude is correct. After pondering for a moment, she asked, "Wang Lu, tell me frankly, have you completely lost your sexual ability?" Wang Lu just wanted to speak, but Chen Wei raised his hand: "You must not deceive people, there are some things that I don't know, although you don't raise them in front of me and Xie Ling." But on a few mornings, whose underwear was wet in the washing machine? ”

Wang Lu's old face was flushed with shame, Xie Ling sighed beside him and said, "Brother, now we want to save your life, you must tell the truth." ”

Wang Lu's head almost hung down into his crotch, and he snorted for a long time before he said, "That sexual ability should still have a little." I'm still very different from when I was in the ability state, and when the ability was active, I didn't feel it at all, and I had very few mood swings. But now, when I see Xie Ling's body, I have a very strong body, but I don't cooperate with that words. ”

Chen Wei nodded and said, "But you still have sexual impulses, and you can also get an erection and ejaculate under certain conditions." Isn't it? ”

Wang Lu still didn't dare to look up, but just hummed.

Chen Wei bit her lip lightly: "Who is she?" Who is the woman you think of as the object of your sexual fantasies, the woman who can make you ejaculate in your dreams? ”

Wang Lu hesitated for a long time before he said three words: "Feng Zhenzhen." ”

Xie Ling was speechless for a long time in shock: "Why is she?" You, you- when did she get together with you! ”

Wang Lu shook his hand again and again: "No matter what happens to Feng Zhenzhen, I really don't care about her." The conscience of heaven and earth, Feng Zhenzhen has never even shaken my hand, and he usually doesn't have much to say. I、I'm just excited when I dream about her body in my dreams. ”

Chen Wei didn't lose her temper like Xie Ling, she asked, "Since when did you have such special feelings for her?" ”…,

Wang Lu sighed: "So far, there is nothing to hide. But having said that, I have no feelings for Feng Zhenzhen, and she has no unsavory feelings for me. When Feng Zhenzhen first arrived in Yashan, I just thought she was a little familiar, and nothing else was unusual. Later, on the night that Chen Qiong mistakenly took her for a corpse, I went to kill her, and when I rushed into the bathroom, I happened to see her taking a shower. Later, in the dream, somehow, she would dream of her body, and then people would be very excited, and even dream because of it. But I promise, Feng Zhenzhen didn't know all this, and it was completely my shamelessness to use others as sexual fantasy objects. ”

Chen Wei and Xie Ling didn't know what to say, Xie Ling was so angry that she gritted her teeth, is the man really a dog who can't be fed? There is Chen Wei and herself at home, but Wang Lu is good, and he can't stand up against the two beauties in his family, but he thinks that other women's bodies will be lost. What a thing! If it weren't for the fact that she was often with Feng Zhenzhen, knowing that she was not the kind of fox who would seduce people, and that she was honest, Xie Ling would have to rush to Feng Haiqi's house to settle accounts with her.

Chen Wei sighed faintly: "Alas, this is the so-called wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as stealing, and stealing is better than stealing." Chen Wei's words overturned a boatload of people with a rod, and even Xie Ling was swept away - she is not a concubine.

It's just that now the minds of the three of them are in a mess, and no one pays attention to these subsections.

Chen Wei calmed down and said: "Let's go back and get down to business, from now on, Wang Lu's sexual power still exists, well, to be exact, it is in constant change, and this change, I think, should coincide with the process of corpseization." Therefore, the best and most effective way to check the progress of Wang Lu's corpse transformation is to test Wang Lu's sexual ability. ”

Wang Lu was speechless, fuck, this corpse has really become a thing!

Xie Ling frowned: "But the question is how to check?" Brother, whether it's in front of you or me, can't get hard. ”

Chen Wei said without hesitation: "Then let Wang Lu go to the person who can make him hard and make him ejaculate, and one day he won't raise it in front of her, it means that the complete intelligent corpse is coming!" ”

Wang Lu was stunned for a long time, and then jumped up: "No! Absolutely not! A good girl. Why do we bother to pull her into this messy water? Besides, I've already said that I don't have any feelings for people, and I can't do anything to play with them! ”

Xie Ling also frowned and said: "This is not good, sister, Feng Zhenzhen is actually a good person, although it is said that being able to check the degree of brother's corpse in time is a matter of life and death, but, but we can't ruin the innocence of others because of this." If the overlord is forced to bow down, then I don't know how much turmoil it will set off in Yashan. ”

Chen Wei couldn't cry or laugh: "What are you two talking about?" Who said that I let Wang Lu spoil people's innocence? ”

Wang Lu was stunned for a moment, and said cautiously: "What you said just now." Didn't you let me go to the strong--that Feng Zhenzhen to check my sexual prowess? ”

Chen Wei gave Wang Lu a big roll of his eyes: "In your heart, your wife is the one who does this kind of bastard thing?" ”

Wang Lu knew that he really wanted to go wrong, so he hurriedly nodded and bowed: "Good wife, lady, I am the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman, damn it." Still, can you put your thoughts on it more carefully? Who made me so stupid that I couldn't get my way. ”

Chen Wei sighed helplessly: "I usually see you have a lot of ghost ideas, why did you drill the horns of the bull today?" It's easy. We can go to the health center to check our body in a dignified manner, in the name of sexual dysfunction. Since it is a formal physical examination, Feng Zhenzhen is Qian Zhengang's most satisfactory assistant. It must be to assist him, the object of your sexual fantasy is right in front of you, and it is even possible to check that word for you yourself, and the result, won't it come out immediately? If you can get tough. That's right, if you can't get up in the face of Feng Zhenzhen one day, then we have to hurry up and prepare your intelligent corpse. ”…,

Wang Lu and Xie Ling stared at Chen Wei blankly, but they didn't expect it. She, a gentle and gentle person, could come up with such a little dirty idea.

Chen Wei knew what Wang Lu and Xie Ling were thinking, and she smiled bitterly: "In order to save my husband, my family, what can't be done." ”

Xie Ling hesitated for a long time and muttered, "I'm just a little sorry for Feng Zhenzhen." ”

Chen Wei bit her lip and said: "Feng Zhenzhen is a nurse, and the heart of the doctor's parents is in her eyes. Wang Lu is just a patient. ”

Xie Ling turned her head and glared at Wang Lu, who was still in a daze: "I can warn you, you went to Feng Zhenzhen to do that, but in order to check your body, if, if you really use your brains against her, see how I clean you up!" ”

Wang Lu hurriedly swore: "I promise not to think crookedly about Feng Zhenzhen, otherwise, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky." ”

In fact, everyone in the room knows that this oath is a fart. Wang Lu used his crooked brain against Feng Zhenzhen, which showed that he was normal, and if he was Liu Xia Hui, it would be very bad.

Wang Lu is ordered to pick up girls, but in his heart, he is heavy and depressed.

It's not about emotion, it's not about love, it's not about sex, it's just -- measuring, measuring how much time you have left before you die.

The atmosphere in the room was strange and depressing, Xie Lingqiang smiled and said: "Brother, if you encounter the Zhi corpse again in the future, you have to be merciful, in the future, they will be our companions." ”

Wang Lugang nodded, and Chen Wei said categorically: "No, Wang Lu will have to be more ruthless to the Zhi corpse in the future." ”

Chen Wei said: "If Wang Lu shows mercy to the zombie corpse in front of everyone, it will attract everyone's suspicion, and he can only be more ruthless and harsher with the zombie corpse, so that others will not notice the abnormality on his body." After Wang Lu becomes a smart corpse, he must kill more zombies and smart corpses to make himself a hero in the eyes of the survivors, so as to cover up the truth about the smart corpse on his body. If you think about it, who would have thought that a great hero and the hope of mankind who takes the eradication of zombies and intelligent corpses in the world as his mission would be a wise corpse? ”

Wang Lu felt that he and Chen Wei had been married for so many years, and it was in vain! He never expected that Chen Wei would have such a profound vision and unique insights! In contrast, his previous self-righteous and clever actions were all small tricks that could not be put on the table.

This is the real lurking, this is the real penetrating into the enemy, this is the real concealment.

Wang Lu immediately said: "Chen Wei, you are right, my idea is too naïve. Although in the future, after I mutate, the wise corpse will be my kind, but the same kind is not the same as a companion. Just like I am a living person now, the survivors outside the cliff mountain are not necessarily all our friends, and there are many people who spy on us and want to harm us. So, even if I become a Wise Corpse, except for those I should ally with, the rest of the Wise Corpses will be killed--no. I must kill more than anyone alive. As long as I can keep my family, even if all the intelligent corpses in the world are dead, what does it have to do with me? Hehe, even Cao Cao more than 1,700 years ago knew that 'I'd rather bear the people of the world than the people of the world bear me', as a 21st century talent who is popular in thick black studies, how can I fall behind the ancients? ”

Xie Ling nodded in agreement: "Sister, it's better for you to have this idea." I just thought about how to cover up my brother's abnormality once he became a smart corpse from the outside, but your method is straight to the heart. Once a person has a deep-rooted mind. It's extremely difficult to change. I believe that even if my brother is a little abnormal in appearance at that time, and the people who regard him as a hero against zombies and corpses, they will take the initiative to defend him, and even defend him. ”

Chen Wei said lightly: "This truth is very simple, the so-called blind belief is such a thing. Do you think that before the end of the world, there are still fewer kinds of beliefs in this land? Even in my hometown, there are old men and women in the countryside who have joined the West to teach something. I believe that I can get better when I am sick without taking medicine. But if you get into it, you can't get out. The human heart is sometimes so foolish. ”…,

Chen Wei turned her head to Wang Lu and said, "Of course, we can't kill indiscriminately, who is our enemy and who is our friend." This question must be clarified. In front of everyone, you can kill zombies and smart corpses, but in private, you should also make friends, and if you encounter a smart corpse like Wang Da in the future, you can no longer kill them. It's about finding ways to make friends with him. One more friend, one more way. ”

Wang Lu comprehended: "I understand, don't talk about it, Zheng Jiaxi and Xi Jiachao's family, I have to hurry up and improve the relationship with them." However, Zheng Jiaxi is easy to do. She can be regarded as her own person, and the last time Litou returned, she must have helped, as long as I am honest with her, this child will definitely be willing to help us secretly. It's Xi Jiachao, he was killed by us so many subordinates, his wife and children were also imprisoned by us, and I was before I became a smart corpse. If he went and talked about friendship for a long time, he would never believe it. Xi Jiachao is a smart corpse, but it doesn't mean that he is an idiot. ”

Chen Wei said: "I can understand this, I can only think about it slowly, in the near future, we can find ways to improve their living conditions, such as sending them more blood food, the more powerful they are, the greater the help for us in the future." ”

The family planned in the dark, and their hearts gradually settled down. This is also because the three of them have been in the last days for a long time and have seen a lot, so they can think so calmly. Thinking that when Wang Lu was infected with a second-degree biochemical virus, Chen Wei thought of either dying together or killing Wang Lu.

But now, everyone has seen a lot of what the smart corpse is like, and knows that the smart corpse also has wisdom and knows how to make trade-offs, and can already treat the smart corpse with a more normal heart. It is even more strange to raise a zombie mother like Qian Zhengang. Wang Lu even felt a little sorry that the long-haired woman who raised zombie children at the beginning, if she hadn't wanted to kill her own family as her child's blood food, she wouldn't have died at all. Like Qian Zhengang, she can keep the zombie children in cages and raise them well.

Xie Ling suddenly thought of something: "By the way, brother, I remember you once said that zombies and intelligent corpses are the same kind of cannibalism, and after you mutate into intelligent corpses, you can't kill them, it's too easy to show your stuff." ”

Wang Lu was stunned, thought for a while and said: "Well, I think the same kind does not kill each other, it should be face-to-face and directly kill the other party may have some instinctive obstacles, but if I order others to kill, it must be no problem, right?" And ......," he muttered, "There is also a phenomenon of cannibalism in the animal kingdom, and the more intelligent the animal, the more obvious this phenomenon is, but in humans, there is no such bullshit instinct at all." I think that as long as you are smart enough, the so-called instinct, you have to succumb to reason. I want to live, and I want to live with you, in my eyes, any kind of cannibalism is a fart! ”

Wang Lu stood in the center of the room and exhaled a long breath: "That's it, from tomorrow, I will walk on the path of turning from a human to a corpse." I'm a person, I've lived in chaos until now, and I think I'm more or less a good person. I think I can be a good smart corpse too. The criteria for a good smart corpse are simple, that is, to love the people I love, to kill the people I deserve to kill - and zombie corpses, and even everything. ”

The night was short, when Wang Lu got up from the bed rubbing his eyes, listening to the noise of Wang Bi'an and Chen Qiong coming downstairs, and Xie Ling's booing of the pear head peeing, he knew that whether it was being a human being or being a smart corpse, there was always the triviality of daily life - fuck, at least being a smart corpse has one benefit, you don't have to poop in the morning.

Wang Lu yawned while eating, and Chen Wei tapped his bowl with chopsticks: "Don't forget to go to the hospital for a physical examination this morning." ”

Wang Lu was stunned for a moment, ah, is he about to act soon, the first thing he had to do on the road to "growing" into a smart corpse was to go to the health center to check for impotence. , as a man, is there anything more tragic than this?

Chen Qiong put down her chopsticks and said with concern: "Dad, are you feeling unwell?" Do you want me to go with you? ”

Wang Lu smiled reluctantly: "It's a little ...... Little problem, dad went alone. ”

Wang Bi'an took a big gulp of food without heart or lungs: "Sister Xie Ling was unwell yesterday, and my father is going to see a doctor today, ha, my body is still the best." He didn't notice that when Chen Wei heard this, she looked up at him, and her hands trembled slightly. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )