After breakfast, the family should go to school, and the family should go to the health center.

Chen Wei and Xie Ling stayed in the kitchen to wash the dishes, Xie Ling suddenly found that Chen Wei didn't know when, big tears slipped from the corners of her eyes, she was startled, and hurriedly hugged Chen Wei and said: "Sister, don't worry, brother will go to check today, it will definitely be fine, he is still early to become a smart corpse." ”

Chen Wei sobbed and shook her head: "No, I'm not worried about him, it's Wang Bi'an, this kid, this kid also has special abilities." ”

Xie Ling's heart sank, and her mouth was bitter, Chen Wei last night, when facing Wang Lu, she could still analyze rationally and make suggestions, but when it came to her own children, she was like all mothers in the world, and the so-called reason had long been thrown out of the clouds.

Xie Ling said softly: "Sister, it's okay, I think the reason why my brother became a smart corpse is because his ability is 'his own corpse', which is very different from other abilities in Yashan." And Wang Bi'an, he has never been infected with a second-degree biochemical virus, and his 'maternal care' is not even a serious ability, like male zombies are not affected by him at all. I see, it's probably because he's handsome, so he's liked by female zombies. ”

Listening to Xie Ling's nonsense, Chen Wei also knew that this was her painstaking efforts to explain herself, and she also knew that in the matter of supernatural abilities, she could only do her best to know the destiny of heaven. The only thing she can do is to secretly pay more attention to Wang Bi'an to see if there is anything abnormal in his body, although she can't take precautions, but she knows it in her heart, so that she won't be discovered until the end of the day like Wang Lu.

Last night, although the three of them made arrangements for Wang Lu's intelligent corpse response, this first aid chapter is not perfect, and there are still many loopholes in it. It's just that the situation waits for no one now, and there is no time for me to think carefully, so I can only take one step at a time.

But for Wang Bi'an, Chen Wei is like all mothers in the world who plan their children's future as early as kindergarten. I can't wait to arrange everything for my son from going to a key school to finding a job, buying a house, and begging for a wife. It's just that what needs to be planned now is the life path of Wang Bi'an, who may become a wise corpse. It's brutal. But it's also very helpless.

The more Chen Wei thought about it, the more heartache she became, so she couldn't help crying, why did the family, Wang Luwang Bian's father and son have this damn ability, but they didn't? If one day both father and son become wise corpses, can they still be alone as a living person to guard them?

In this moment. Chen Wei suddenly thought of a way out, an unbelievable way out.

Since you want to be a wise corpse, then why don't you be a family together, go to heaven or hell, the family is always together!

Chen Wei wiped away her tears, calmed down her emotions, and patted Xie Ling's hand holding her: "Thank you, Xie Ling." It's the luckiest thing for our family to know you in this fucking apocalypse. ”

Xie Ling bit her lip: "I can know you, and it's the only good thing this fucking apocalypse does." ”

Wang Lu was on the way to the health center, and along the way, people greeted him from time to time, and someone asked, "Captain Wang, where are you going this morning?" ”

Wang Lu smiled kindly: "When I went to the health center, I felt a little unwell. ”

"Oh, Captain Wang, you'll have to check it out. If you want me to say, Captain Wang, you are too busy, in fact, some of them are like farming and killing zombies or something. Just leave it to all of us, so why bother doing everything? You must take care of your body, we are up and down the cliff mountain, but we all rely on you to support it. Someone immediately said with a concerned face, because he really cared too much about Captain Wang, and there was a hint of reproach in his words.

Flattery. ** Naked fart, Wang Lu's face showed half thanks and half Ling Ran desperately said: "This is not right, this Yashan is not my Wang Lu's private property, Yashan can have today, it is the credit of all the fathers and villagers." My captain is just a position, but it's not used for prestige, and if you're not feeling well, just ask Doctor Qian to take a look, it's not an excuse to be lazy. He walked away.

Behind him, everyone looked at him with admiration: "Look, Captain Wang Lu is different from those high-flying people in other settlements, how approachable he is, and he is really a good captain in everyone's hearts." ”

Wang Lu deliberately shouted loudly on the street that he was not feeling well, it was completely deliberate, not to get a few sycophantic compliments, he did this just for the sake of being a corpse in the future and covering people's eyes.

From time to time, there will be some minor diseases, this is the normal embodiment of a living person, the zombie intelligent corpse is not infected with all diseases, and the poison is not invaded, and after the people in Yashan are accustomed to their physical discomfort, it can also cover up the abnormality of the body function brought about by the wisdom corpse in the future.

This drama of concealment from people to corpses has been staged since Wang Lu walked out of the house, and his words and deeds are all part of a carefully laid out game.

With great fanfare all the way, Wang Lu came to the front of the health center.

As he stepped on the steps leading to the hall, Wang Lu's legs softened.

Damn, I'm still timid.

Wise corpse, yourself, are you going to become that thing? I don't want to, I really don't want to. I just want to be a living person, an ordinary living person.

Wang Lu has killed a lot of intelligent corpses, even those intelligent corpses that are very close to living people, their bodies have been rotten, if this is also a kind of immortality, it is no different from living in hell for a lifetime.

Wang Lu just wants to be an ordinary living person, who will laugh happily, scold angrily, taste the ups and downs, love people, and be loved, as for **--God, that is the best gift from God to mankind, so that humans do not have to be like beasts, only in estrus will mate, **For people, it has long exceeded the meaning of reproduction. That's the fastest thing in the world to live. Even the saints have to admit it: chromophobia too.

But all this is going to leave him forever.

How far away you are from becoming a smart corpse is how long you can be hard.

Therefore, Wang Lu's legs are weak.

He folded his hands and bowed to God silently: "Thief God, thief God, although you have made a bastard bastard's biochemical apocalypse, but you are not bad to my family, our family has been pulling and pulling until now, and I have to accept your affection." Now please do me a favor so that my sexual function can be preserved - you say, the man ** doesn't work, is this still a man? You have a lot of bosses, and I used to abuse you as a fart. Leave me some sexual ability, I promise, I'll never watch a small movie in the future, even if it's only once a month. Let's admit it. ”

After Wang Lu finished reciting this nondescript prayer, he raised his leg and walked towards the building of the health center.

Wang Lu came all the way to Qian Zhengang's office, and suddenly heard a voice coming from the office.

"Mao Li, I heard that you sprained your waist and foot while working in the fields yesterday, and it was Captain Wang who sent you back to the hospital, right?" It was Qian Zhengang's voice.

Mao Li said softly: "Yes, thank you Dr. Qian for your concern." ”

Qian Zhengang said lightly: "Although the sprain is a trivial matter. But if it is not handled well, there will be sequelae. Mao Li, you take two steps and let me see the injury. ”

Mao Li smiled lightly and walked a few steps: "Doctor Qian, I'm much better." ”

Qian Zhengang's tone remained unchanged: "It's not good, I didn't have a sprain, so what does it matter if it's good or not." ”

Mao Li's smile froze on her face: "Doctor Qian, what do you mean by this?" I was helping Captain Wang yesterday, but I really fell and injured myself. Everyone is looking at it, if you don't believe it, just ask Captain Wang. ”

Wang Lugang wanted to step into the office. testified for Mao Li, but paused again - yesterday, this girl, the drama component was indeed a little heavier.

In the office, Qian Zhengang's flat flat plate voice came: "Mao Li, although I used to be a dentist, I can't see what happens to people with sprained eyes." Do you dare to take off your clothes and let me check your sprained parts? ”

Where did Mao Li dare to take off her clothes, didn't she throw herself into the net?

She was in a hurry. Suddenly, he covered his face and sobbed: "I'm sorry, Doctor Qian, it's me who is wrong, I want to be lazy and not work, so I pretended to sprain." I—I knew I was wrong, and I wouldn't dare to do it again. ”

looked at Mao Lichu's pitiful appearance. Qian Zhengang was unmoved, he said: "Mao Li, whether you pretend to be injured for laziness, or for some other reason, if I find out about this kind of thing in the future, you can leave the health center." I warn you one last time, be honest and do things in a down-to-earth manner. Also, don't take everyone else for fools. ”

Mao Li chuckled in her heart, this money is expensive, usually silent, but her eyes are so poisonous, she doesn't dare to put down the hand covering her face - she can't shed tears at all, as soon as she puts this hand down, she will not look foreign. She hung her head and said, "Doctor Qian, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore." ”

Qian Zhengang snorted and said to Feng Zhenzhen, who was watching this scene lightly: "You are very good, after dealing with the affairs of the health center, you went to work in the fields again." I'm not going to let honest people suffer, and from today, you can officially become an intern doctor in the health center. ”

"Of course, this doesn't mean that your medical skills are high enough, this medical skill is divided into categories, broad and profound, as far as you learn by yourself, where can you learn it? It's just that now is an extraordinary period, and it is impossible for us to cultivate talents step by step, so we can only learn by doing. If I am not in the health center in the future, Feng Zhenzhen, you can make the whole decision, by the way, this is the material book of the health center and the keys everywhere, you have put it away. ”

Feng Zhenzhen didn't say anything, and naturally took it.

Seeing that the turmoil had passed, Wang Lu deliberately took a heavy step, walked into the office, and nodded to Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li kindly, and then said to Qian Zhengang unnaturally: "Doctor Qian, I want to trouble you with something." ”

Qian Zheng hurriedly stood up: "Brother Wang, you sit." What's the matter with me? You just say. ”

After Wang Lu sat down, he turned his head to look at Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li next to him - this, well, Wang Lu is here for Feng Zhenzhen, but Mao Li is here - Wang Lu doesn't want his impotence to spread all over the cliff.

Qian Zhengang looked at Wang Lu and twisted a little, and suddenly came to his senses: "Brother Wang, I know, you are here to check your sexual function, right?" Alas, I noticed this phenomenon last time, and I also remind you not to shy away from the doctor and come to the treatment as soon as possible. But I didn't expect you to drag it out until now, alas, this disease, ten ** is dragged out. ”

Wang Lu didn't expect Qian Zhengang to say this so bluntly, and obviously noticed that he had sexual dysfunction a long time ago - I go, is Lao Tzu's lack of strength so obvious? When did Qian Zhengang find out? However, this is also good, and it also saves yourself from making up another lie.

Wang Lu hurriedly pretended to be ashamed - seriously, there is no need to pretend, because this thing is really embarrassing - and said: "Yes, yes, I am here for this, Doctor Qian, this disease." Can it be cured? ”

Qian Zhengang has always told the truth, he said: "Brother Wang, this impotence has a difference between functional, organic, and psychological. Even if you are too tired and overindulgent, it will cause impotence, so I need to know your physical condition in detail. As for whether it can be cured, it also depends on the situation. ”

Wang Lu couldn't cry or laugh, overindulged? Does Lao Tzu look like he is overindulgent? Qian Zhengang, your brother can't speak tactfully? But that's fine, Qian Zhengang is more serious. The better he is at taking advantage of this, he will inevitably go to the hospital in the future to test the progress of the corpse, and with Qian Zhengang's serious cooperation, he doesn't have to talk more at all.

Wang Lu was just about to speak, but Qian Zhengang suddenly said, "Wait a minute." He turned his head to Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li, who were standing next to him, and said, "You two hurry up and take a look at the chapter on impotence diagnosis in the medical book, it is rare for our health center to have such a case, just let you intern." ”

Wang Lu listened to Qian Zhengang's words, and was really happy and annoyed. Happily, Feng Zhenzhen naturally stayed, and he would participate in the inspection of himself, and he was in his heart. Avoid a bit of tongue, otherwise, it would be too eye-catching for me to ask Feng Zhenzhen to check for himself. Whether Qian Zhengang and Feng Zhenzhen will agree is also two words. Annoyingly, Qian Zhengang actually regarded his impotence as an internship opportunity, damn, it's not you who has impotence, you kid is happy.

Wang Lu's mind unconsciously put on his face, and Qian Zhengang naturally noticed that he was not an idiot. Knowing that for any man, impotence is the most important thing about self-esteem, he hurriedly said: "Brother Wang, don't get me wrong, the reason why I care about your case is really because of our Yashan fertility event." ”

Wang Luyi frowned: "How did you say this?" ”

Qian Zhengang sighed: "Brother Wang." You may not have noticed that there are not a few people in Yashan now, and there are several couples who have been married by you personally. And there are many who are not married and have sexual relations in private. However, Yashan has not been pregnant so far. This is unreasonable in terms of probability. ”

Wang Lu was stunned, he had never noticed this phenomenon, he pondered for a moment and said: "Maybe it's because of the use of condoms, Li Bo doesn't often go to the supply and marketing cooperatives to buy condoms, and Lao Yu Tou has also made a purchase restriction for this."

Qian Zhengang said: "Although there is a reason for contraception, but up and down the cliff mountain, for more than a year, there has not been a new child, which is really contrary to common sense. I'm worried that there are other reasons for this sluggish fertility. ”

Wang Lu was taken aback: "You mean biochemical virus?" ”

Qian Zhengang said: "Yes, theoretically speaking, each of our survivors is a carrier of a biochemical virus, and this virus must cause unknown damage to our body, fertility, and may also be one of them." ”

Wang Lu suddenly heard the news, and for a while he almost forgot that he had come to check for impotence, he wrung his eyebrows and said: "Damn, fertility is our only ultimate weapon against zombie corpses, if we lose our fertility, even if we kill all the zombies and corpses in the world, we will be extinct, just like the dinosaurs that used to be the overlords of the earth and disappear in the long river of history!" ”

Qian Zhengang said: "But this is also my guess, I can't do it accurately, so I have been secretly investigating the sexual ability of Yashan personnel, and impotence is one of them." The end times and war will potentially have an impact on people's sexual ability, especially our strong men, who are on the front line of fighting zombies, and the long-term intense fighting life will bring about two diametrically opposed sex lives. One is the extreme desire for sex, and after coming down from the battlefield, it will be overindulged, and the other is impotence and loss. I'm worried about the death of Yashan, and there are reasons for this. ”

"Brother Wang, I am worried that the health center will encounter more patients with impotence in the future, and your first case is indeed of great significance for research and practice. Seriously, I don't know much about this aspect of the disease, and I need to learn more like Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li, so please don't get me wrong. ”

Wang Lu didn't know what to say, all the people up and down Yashan were impotent? This can cover up the embarrassment of his impotence, but this is too ridiculous, no, this is impossible, others don't say it, look at Li Bo and Lu Kai, you can know how strong the sexual ability of these two goods is, well, even Guan Xin's guy, I heard that he is also very "brave", Yashan has no children so far, it is just an accidental coincidence. Yes, that's right, that's it.

Besides, sooner or later, I will become a wise corpse, whether I can have children up and down the cliff mountain, I have nothing to do with my own half a dime, what do you care about in vain?

Qian Zhengang had already put away the medical record card, next to him, Feng Zhenzhen and Mao Li were temporarily cramming their heads and turning over the book, Feng Zhenzhen saw that in the special examination for impotence, the patient's blood, urine, prostate fluid and semen were needed for testing, and his heart moved, but he didn't expect Wang Lu to send him "food" so quickly. She glanced at Mao Li, but when she brought these "small snacks" home, she had to avoid this new colleague.

Mao Li raised her head and smiled at Feng Zhenzhen's gaze, she had already guessed what Feng Zhenzhen wanted to do, but this time, the benefits can't be monopolized by you alone, and the old lady also wants a piece of the pie! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )