Chen Wei went to fish for her fish, Wang Lu explained to her in detail last night, the line should not be too long, the float should be half floating on the water, the hook should not be too heavy, and the No. 5 hook is enough to hang two heavy river crucian carp. It doesn't matter if you don't know how to look at the buoy, it's too late to carry it when you feel it in your hand.

Chen Wei caught the fish with peace of mind, and it opened in less than half an hour, and she was struggling to get the fish out of the fish's mouth, when she suddenly heard Xie Ling and Wang Bi'an screaming behind her: "Snake! Snake! There are snakes in the water! ”

Chen Wei was startled, threw down the fishing rod in his hand and ran to the ditch.

Snakes are the animals that women and children are most afraid of, to some extent, this thing is more annoying than zombies, and when Chen Wei mustered up the courage to run to the ditch, Xie Ling and Wang Bi'an hugged each other and hid away.

"Where are the snakes?" Chen Wei pulled Xie Ling and asked.

Xie Ling trembled and pointed to a ditch channel: "Right there, under that pile of grass." ”

Chen Wei picked up a branch and held it in his hand—although the three of them went down the mountain with a woodcutter and a fire axe, they were all placed by the lotus pond—and moved towards the canal step by step.

Chen Wei has never seen snakes, and she has seen the highly poisonous bamboo Yeqing in the bamboo forest in the mountains, she estimates that it is a water snake, and the water snake is not necessarily poisonous. She once saw with her own eyes the water snake ball rolled into a ball during the breeding season, it was a small waterhole in the mountain, when Chen Wei passed by from school, she saw a black pressure snake in the water, I was afraid that there were not hundreds, and the snakes in the middle were knotted together, like a super large knot. However, people are afraid of snakes, in fact, snakes are even more afraid of people, Chen Wei plans to slap the water surface with branches to scare this water snake away.

Chen Wei squatted on the edge of the canal, staring at the surface of the water, for a long time, the surface of the water suddenly moved, and a slender and long object came out of the aquatic grass blades, pounced on a skinned frog thrown by Wang Bi'an, and bit it.

Chen Wei laughed, turned back to Xie Ling and Wang Bi'an, who were still trembling with fright, and said, "What a snake, it's a yellow python!" ”

Wang Bi'an let go of Xie Ling and said curiously: "Huang Ling? It's like a snake! Can you eat it? As soon as I heard that it was not a snake, the little one's hunger flared up again.

Xie Ling snorted and patted the back of Wang Bi'an's head: "No, you haven't eaten yellow cockroaches?" ”

Chen Wei said with a smile: "You can't blame him, Wang Lu used to say that yellow cockroaches and loaches are now farmed, and in order to gain weight quickly, they are all fed contraceptives, and there are a lot of hormones left in the body, so I never bought this for Wang Bi'an to eat." ”

Xie Ling sighed: "It's so pitiful, I haven't eaten yellow cockroaches, fried leeks with silkworms, but it's a famous local dish." ”

Wang Bi'an looked at Chen Wei with a blank eye: "Mom, this wild yellow python doesn't have contraceptive pills, right?" Let's grab it and try it. ”

Chen Wei smiled bitterly and spread her hands: "I ate Huang Qian when I was a child, but I can't catch it." This thing is so slippery and slippery that you can't catch it with a fishing rod. ”

Wang Bi'an's eyes rolled: "Ask my dad to go, he is a treasure chest." ”

This is an allusion to Wang Lu's family, Wang Bian always liked to ask questions when he was a child, but they were all out of tune, similar to the stupid questions that children asked in the end when they broke the casserole, Wang Lu could give him the answer, so Wang Lu is a "treasure chest", what about Chen Wei, she asked her mother when she did her homework, and her mother could always give accurate answers, so Chen Wei was a "dictionary".

Chen Wei grabbed it, crying and laughing: "Little ancestor, I just came down the mountain, so I was in a hurry to go back and do something, I caught the fish and lobster first, and then asked your father when I had dinner in the evening." ”

The rest of the time, Wang Bi'an was completely absent-minded, but fortunately, Chen Wei was much more proficient in fishing according to Wang Lujiao's method, and actually caught three river crucian carp, Xie Ling also caught half a bucket of crayfish, but he didn't expect that this small canal full of silt and weeds actually hid so many crayfish.

After the three of them returned to the mountain, Wang Bi'an rushed into the bedroom and pestered Wang Lu to ask how to catch the yellow turtle.

Chen Wei and Xie Ling were also quite curious, anyway, it was still early for dinner, so after washing their hands, they went back to the bedroom to listen to Wang Lu.

Wang Lu smiled lightly: "It's time for our family to develop the surrounding non-staple food resources." ”

Chen Wei was stunned for a moment, but she didn't expect Wang Bi'an's greedy words to lead to such a big plan as Wang Lu.

Wang Lu saw Chen Wei's surprise, waved his hand and said: "This is nothing strange, in fact, we used to eat mostly non-staple foods, otherwise, you only eat less than one or two meals per meal, and there are not so many chickens, ducks, fish, meat and eggs to support, and you would have starved to death." ”…,

Chen Wei always yelled that she wanted to lose weight, but she couldn't insist on exercising every day, so she used the most common trick - hungry rice, only eating one or two pieces of rice for a meal, as for the effect, well, look at the female colleagues and girlfriends at the same table who use the same tricks around you.

Wang Lu leaned back: "When I first arrived at the Dragon King Temple in Yashan, our family of three was really poor and white, and they all caught up with the original proletariat, so I had to go to the town to collect the necessary materials for survival, although the large farmland at the foot of the mountain produced a lot, but the rice has not yet reached the harvest season, vegetables, a family of three can not just live by eating vegetables, food, clothing and housing, everything has to be thought of from the town." It's not that I want to kill zombies, I really have to kill them. ”

Chen Wei remembered the days when she and Wang Bi'an's mother and son waited on the mountain every day when Wang Lu came back from killing zombies, and her eyes were a little red.

Wang Lu nodded at Xie Ling: "The days that followed are getting better and better, especially after Xie Ling, you helped collect a large number of supplies, at least, food and clothing are not worried." But we can't rely on these to get by, first, the farmers, small shops in the town and the large supermarkets that will definitely be found after killing all the zombies in the way in the future will always have the day when the original materials are exhausted, and second, when Wang Bi'an and Xie Ling are still developing their bodies, it is not enough to just eat rice to fill their stomachs, they have to have a lot of fish and other protein supplements. ”

When Xie Ling heard Wang Lu say "develop the body", she unconsciously glanced at her chest, and said with a red face: "I think it's enough to eat and use now, brother, it's too early for you to think about this." ”

Wang Lu shook his head: "This matter can't be delayed, it's a matter of life and death for us." ”

Chen Wei, Xie Ling, and Wang Bi'an were all stunned, talking about chicken, duck and fish in a good manner, why did they suddenly talk about life and death, but looking at Wang Lu, they had a serious face, and it didn't seem to be a slip of the tongue.

The room was quiet for a while, and Wang Lu said seriously: "Listen to me, the recent series of emergencies all show one thing - we are too vegetable." That's right, we're a bunch of rookies. ”

Wang Lu snapped his fingers and said: "Physical strength, endurance, reaction speed, and emergency plans, the four of us, all of us are waste materials in waste materials." To survive until now, we can only say that our luck is too good and too good. Of course, it's no wonder that no one is there, before this, we were all ordinary urbanites, and none of us had ever exercised anything like that. Playing badminton is a great fitness. ”

"But now it's different, although when we kill zombies, we can use our own cleverness and all kinds of tools at hand, but our own physical fitness is the most critical."

"If you are in good health, you can fight zombies. That's the cost. You have to know that for a considerable period of time, what we have to do is kill zombies, kill zombies, kill more zombies. My dream is to let there be no zombies in Yinjiang Town, and only then can we say that we have lived a happy life. ”

"And if you want to be in good health, in addition to exercising regularly, eating, and eating well and eating nutritious, it is a threshold that cannot be bypassed. We can only say that we are full, far from the point of eating well. ”

"Fish, pork, beef, eggs, milk...... We need them all. ”

"When I get up in the morning, I want everyone in the family to hold a cup of hot milk that has just been squeezed out, eat fried seven-ripe eggs from the chicken nest, and have a roast chicken at noon, plus a stir-fried beef tenderloin, and in the evening, stir-fry river shrimp or boiled crabs, and by the way, come to a plate of braised pork ribs." Wang Lu muttered.

The three people next to him, including Chen Wei, swallowed their saliva in unison.

This is just the normal life of the four of them, such as Chen Wei and Xie Ling, and they think these dishes are too greasy - the cholesterol is too high. But now, oh my God, just thinking about the oily color of the braised pork ribs makes people's fingers flutter.

Wang Lu concluded: "If we want to live better in these last days, we need to be in better health, and in order to be in good health, we need to eat better. It's as simple as that. ”

Wang Lu looked at the three people around him, and then his eyes fell on Xie Ling: "With you on the mountain, we have much more manpower, the last time I was looking for Wang Bi'an, I already wanted to further develop the resources of the farmland under the mountain, and now we are in Baoshan but we have no tricks, and we have wasted many good things." ”…,

Xie Ling nodded: "That's it, don't say anything else, how many fish are there in the lotus pond." Freshwater aquaculture in rural areas of the south of the Yangtze River is blooming everywhere, and river crucian carp, fathead fish, black fish, bullfrog, soft-shelled turtle, basal tail shrimp ......"

Chen Wei's eyes lit up: "That's right, in fact, Wang Lu and I mentioned a long time ago about searching in the village, chickens, ducks, pigs, cows, sheep, rabbits, although there are many large-scale professional farms, but there are also individual farms." Look carefully, you can always find one or two heads, and if you are lucky, you can find a male and a female, raise a child, and it will be a litter in a few years. Wang Lu looked at Chen Wei's eyes, that is, she knew that she had fallen into the dream of "chickens laying eggs, laying eggs, chickens, regenerating eggs, and regenerating chickens".

Wang Lu naturally knows that large-scale breeding is not a matter of course, without the support of industrialized feed production and veterinary technology, you can't even open a chicken farm, and a small chicken plague can kill all chickens overnight.

However, this is still a bit far off. Let's be realistic.

Wang Lu patted the head of the bed and said: "Going up the river, searching the surrounding countryside is definitely going to do, and when my body is well, this is the top priority for Xie Ling and I to do, but today we will talk about how to use the resources at hand, don't forget-" He turned his head to Wang Bi'an: "This kid is asking how to catch the yellow python." ”

This is, no matter how glorious the prospect is, it can't be eaten as a meal now, first deal with this slippery yellow python, and it is serious to catch it and eat it in the stomach.

Wang Bi'an was already dizzy by all kinds of meat gluttony flying in the sky, and hurriedly pulled Wang Lu's arm and asked, "Dad, you must have a way to catch yellow cockroaches, right?" ”

Wang Lu also caught yellow cockroaches when he was a child, at that time Yonggang urban area was also a big nose, and there was farmland outside the middle school gate, he taught Wang Bian the trick of fishing crayfish at that time, and the yellow cockroach and loach were not less caught, but that was basically the classmates who played in the mud pond and ditch when they hit the mud by mistake. This is a professional way to catch yellow cockroaches - thanks to CCTV7 channel, there is an episode of the program that talks about how to catch yellow cockroaches.

At that moment, Wang Lu and everyone talked in detail:

Cut some bamboo from the back mountain, not too thick, two fingers thick is enough. Saw down section by section, it is a small bamboo tube, and a hole is made at one end.

Then put the rotten small fish and shrimp in the bamboo tube.

Go to the ditch where the yellow turtle is infested, find a small circular hole in the dirt embankment, which is the yellow turtle's home, and stuff the bamboo tube into the hole.

The next day, I went to pull out the bamboo tube, and there was a yellow cockroach inside. Because the bamboo tube is too small, after the yellow python eats the bait, it can't turn around and come out. One catches one accurately.

"It's that simple?" Chen Wei, Xie Ling, and Wang Bi'an widened their eyes.

Wang Lu spread his hands: "I haven't tried it either, anyway, that's what it says on TV, and I also let the cockroach catcher demonstrate it live, and I really caught several yellow cockroaches." ”

Wang Bi'an jumped off and ran away: "I'll cut bamboo." ”

Xie Ling also chased after him: "Cut a few big and small ones, your fingers are too small, and the bamboo tube that is so small can't catch the big yellow beetle, and the yellow python we saw today can be thick or long." ”

Chen Wei is also interested: "I'm going to find a saw blade, by the way, can we eat the leftover fish bones or something, can we use them as bait?" ”

Wang Lu smiled: "Naturally." Just be careful, there are small round holes in this kind of embankment, there are also water snakes used as nests, when plugging bamboo tubes, be careful of snakes. ”

Chen Wei responded.

Wang Bi'an and Xie Ling quickly dragged a few bamboos with branches and leaves, and Chen Wei also found a few saws, but there was no saw handle, only saw blades, fortunately, the bamboo was not thick, and patiently pinched the saw blade with his fingers.

The bait was also done, that is, to eat the leftover fish bones, fish offal and mashed crayfish, because Wang Lu said that yellow cockroaches like the smell of wine, Chen Wei poured some rice wine and included.

The three of them were so quiet that as soon as they were ready, they shouted to go down the mountain.

Wang Lu did a good job and asked the three of them to do a good job of protection, because to walk in the ditch, they naturally need long rain boots, which are easy to find, and the farmer's family has to go to the field from time to time, and no one has this.

Each of the three of them has a pair, and even Wang Bi'an has a pair, but the rain boots are too big, and they are worn on Wang Bi'an's little feet, like a fly on top of a bean shell, which is loose and loose, and the shell will sound as soon as he leaves. Chen Wei was afraid that Wang Bi'an would be stuck in the mud and couldn't pull out his feet, so in the end he let him take it off, and only took the bamboo tube on the embankment to make a move. made Wang Bi'an so angry that his mouth was high. …,

Chen Wei also listened to what Wang Lu said about snake-proofing, put a rubber apron around herself and Xie Ling, and put on anti-scald gloves commonly used in the oven on her hands - this should have been rubber gloves, but she couldn't find them for a while, so she used anti-scalding gloves for the first aid seal, anyway, this thing is thick enough, and I don't worry that the little water snake can bite through.

The three of them fought all the way down the mountain, and when they saw the hole in the inner side of the canal, they stuffed a bamboo tube, regardless of the thickness and length, until the dozens of bamboo tubes in their hands were used up, and then they returned to the mountain with unfinished intentions.

In the evening, the most fierce argument in the family was how to eat the yellow cockroach tomorrow.

"Stir-fried leek sprouts." Xie Ling took the lead.

"The braised toad section is also delicious if it is not burnt and salted." Chen Wei said.

"If there is meat and bamboo shoots, it would be good to have a bowl of braised pork bamboo shoots and slices of braised cockroaches, this is an authentic local famous dish." After all, Wang Lu often mixes banquets and eats a lot of dishes.

As for Wang Bi'an: "I have to eat all these dishes!" "This child is honest and has not been a picky eater since he was a child.

This night, everyone was drooling and falling asleep.

The next morning, Chen Wei and Xie Ling hurriedly washed their faces with cold water and went down the mountain, Wang Bian was told to take care of his father on the mountain, although Wang Bian was a little disappointed, but he also pouted, and obediently boiled hot water for Wang Lu, who was still asleep.

Chen Wei and Xie Ling each carried a bucket and followed the bamboo tube array laid last night, from both ends of the canal to the middle.

When burying the bamboo tube, in order to prevent the yellow python from discovering the abnormality, a mud handle was smeared on the edge of the mouth of the bamboo tube, and the bamboo tube was as good as the surrounding embankment, and the effect of the mud was quite good - Chen Wei could not recognize which hole her bamboo tube was stuffed in.

There are more than one or two holes on the embankment, Wang Lu pointed out, the edge of the hole is smooth, it is the home of the yellow turtle, because the yellow turtle has to often sneak in and out, so that the hole is very smooth - but this guy is also a mouth cannon, let him distinguish by himself, what is called a "smooth" hole, anyway, in Chen Wei's eyes, those holes are very smooth.

Unable to identify it for a while, Chen Wei had to buckle it in the large and small holes, and she really buckled out a bamboo tube, Chen Wei was overjoyed, turned the bamboo tube upside down and poured it into the bucket she was carrying in her hand - there was nothing, not even the fish guts used as bait, and I don't know what kind of small animal in the ditch was eaten as a free meal.

Chen Wei was not discouraged, and took out a few bamboo tubes, but still found nothing.

Right here, Xie Ling on the opposite side came with a scream: "Sister! Sister! I got it! It's so big, so thick! ”

Great, this method really works, Chen Wei raised her head and shouted: "Be careful, the yellow python can slip, don't let it run." ”

"I can't run, I'm already in the bucket." Xie Ling was so happy that her voice was crooked: "Sister, did you catch it?" Wow, another one, bigger and thicker. ”

Chen Wei's head has black lines, this girl is either big or thick, that is called fat.

At this time, she casually buckled out a bamboo tube, as soon as the tube was started, it was a heavy feeling, there were still things moving inside, Chen Wei endured the heartbeat, poured into the bucket, a yellow long shadow should be in the hand, looked down - wow, really big and thick!

Chen Wei screamed: "Xie Ling, I caught it too, it's really thick and long." ”

Stand the birds, for the hair every woman likes "big", "thick" and "long"?

In the screaming all the way, Chen Wei and Xie Ling actually poured out more than 10 yellow cockroaches, large and small, from the bamboo tube, and even harvested 5 loaches.

Yes, yes, for a group of people who look and learn from CCTV, such a harvest can be called a bumper harvest.

Xie Ling poured all the yellow cockroaches and loaches in her bucket into Chen Wei's bucket, and scooped some water from the ditch with an empty bucket, and was about to pour it into Chen Wei's bucket.

Chen Wei stretched out her hand to block her: "What is this for?" Xie Ling? ”

Xie Ling said: "Add some water, there is still a period of time to go back to the mountain, this sun is shining, don't die of thirst." ”

Chen Wei couldn't cry or laugh, this girl is the owner of the vegetable market: "You don't need to add water, the vitality of yellow cockroaches and loaches is strong, without adding water, you can just let them spit out the mud in their stomachs, and when they go up the mountain, they will be raised with clean water, so that they will have less fishy smell when they burn." ”

Xie Ling didn't know this trick, and looked down at the bucket, and sure enough, the yellow cockroach and the loach spitted white bubbles and squeezed each other very violently.

The two of them plus a bucket of yellow cockroach loaches arrived at the Dragon King Temple, and they caused a burst of chickens and dogs jumping, Wang Bi'an jumped and shouted to kill and eat immediately, Chen Wei scared him that he couldn't eat it if he didn't raise a lot of mud, which made him hold back. …,

Wang Lu did not lie on the bed, insisted on walking around, moving his muscles and bones, he didn't expect the two female generals to have such a big harvest, and when he saw that there were loaches, the interest was even higher, and he pointed out: "When we were young, it was much easier to catch loaches, so we sealed the two ends of a small ditch with stones and mud, and then used buckets and basins to scoop out the water in this ditch. ”

The more the foodie said, the more energetic he became: "Actually, the frogs in this field can also be eaten, fried frog meat with green peppers, what a delicious dish, I used to buy frogs in the vegetable market, that is because the field often plays pesticides, frogs have too many pesticides left in the body, now, but no one applies any chemical fertilizers and pesticides, there are many insects in the field, the frogs must eat fat and fat, catch a few to fry a plate, hey, just think about the frog leg meat makes saliva - this has not eaten frogs for many years." ”

Xie Ling and Wang Bi'an have both eaten bullfrogs, but they have never eaten frogs, Chen Wei was also the master of fried frogs and fried sparrows as snacks when she was a child, so she naturally knew that it was delicious, and couldn't help but glance at Wang Lu: "I know that I eat it, and the primary school students all know that the frog helps the farmer uncle eat insects and wants to protect it." ”

"That's it, our teacher said that frogs are beneficial insects to protect, and let us report them if we see someone selling frogs in the vegetable market." Wang Bi'an's ass immediately shouted.

Wang Lu smiled and said nothing--report, who to report? It was just a casual remark, but now that I think about it, it's really a good idea, and now it's the time to listen to the sound of frogs in the farmland, and who cares if there are a few loud quacks.

Well, listening to Wang Bi'an, Xie Ling has become a good hand at catching frogs, skinning and catching crayfish, and when the time comes, I quietly told her that let her catch a few more frogs and take them up the mountain.