Chapter 184: The Highest Realm - Wang Ba Shrinks His Head Dafa

Xie Ling saw Wang Lu staring at himself in a daze, and smashed his mouth, a salivating look, and then looked down at himself, because of the sweat that came out of the shirt when he took out the yellow cockroach, it was attached to the inner bra, outlining a tall silhouette, and he couldn't help but feel uncomfortable, his face was hot, and he picked up the empty bucket and said: "I'm going to fetch water, let the yellow cockroach and the loach spit out the soil in their stomachs." ”

finally waited until the afternoon, and there was still more than an hour before the dinner was cooked, and the four of them were fighting to kill the yellow turtle.

Xie Ling shouted that fried silk was the best, and Chen Weisai gave her an iron nail, "Give it." ”

Xie Ling took it and said, "Sister, what are you doing with my nails?" ”

"Aren't you going to fry silk? Take a nail and cut the live yellow cockroach into thin strips. By the way, remember to remove the bones. Chen Wei caught the narrow road.

Xie Ling was taken aback: "Did Huang Qian be dissected when he was alive?" Didn't he die and cut it into shreds with a knife? ”

Chen Wei said deliberately: "Then how to do it, it is necessary to start when the yellow python is alive, to remove the internal organs, bones, and blood, so that the fried silk is fresh and tender, and the cut silk should be put into the pot as soon as possible, and after more than half an hour, the taste will become worse." ”

Xie Ling looked at the nail in his hand, and then at the thick and long yellow cockroach that kept writhing in the bucket, as well as its ill-intentioned small eyes and pointed head similar to a snake's head, and shuddered: "Forget it, I can't get it, let's kill it, sister." ”

Chen Wei scared Xie Ling into making a move, and really let her get started, so she immediately caught her blind, and tried to reach into the bucket to pick up a yellow python, but the yellow python easily turned around and slipped into the bucket.

Wang Bi'an was already impatient with the side, and shouted, "Let me come." Rolled up his sleeves, put it into the bucket and copied out a yellow touse, and said triumphantly: "Mom, this yellow toad is slippery, you must use great strength." ”

Before the words fell, Huang Python fell to the ground with his hand.

"Catch it, catch it." There was a mess in the yard.

Chen Wei, Xie Ling, and Wang Bi'an circled around the yellow python on the bluestone slab with their hands and feet, holding their tails, not caring about their heads, stuck their heads, and slipped off their tails.

Wang Lu's body didn't give him the strength to participate in this melee, and he shouted anxiously next to him: "Get some sand or ash, sprinkle it on the yellow python, it won't be so slippery." ”

In the end, Wang Bi'an was clever, ran to the kitchen and took out two handfuls of firewood ash from the stove, threw them on the yellow python, cracked its super slippery protective cover, and then caught it back into the bucket.

Chen Wei and Xie Ling looked at each other, just one yellow beetle made everyone scramble, and what did they say about cutting silk.

Xie Ling said stupidly: "Sister, I can't get it, so you should make a move." As he spoke, he handed the nail to Chen Wei.

Chen Wei shook her hand again and again: "No, no, no." Forget it, don't make any silk, make braised silk, you can always cut off your head with a knife, right? ”

Even if it is to cut off the head with a knife, someone has to catch the cockroach, Chen Wei looked at Xie Ling, Xie Ling shook her head, and looked at Wang Bi'an, Wang Bi'an's hand was stained with liquid on the body of the cockroach, and it was dust, and he was shaking his hands with a sad face, and when he saw Chen Wei looking over, he hurriedly hid behind Wang Lu.

Wang Lu smiled and said: "What's the big deal, what's the matter, go get some grass and wood ashes, and some sand, pour out the water in the bucket, and sprinkle it on the yellow cockroaches and loaches, isn't it easy to catch?" Originally, it was better to use coal ash, but there was no one on the mountain. ”

According to the method taught by Wang Lu, sure enough, the yellow python is much easier to catch, Chen Wei held a kitchen knife, grabbed a quick chop one, although sometimes the kitchen knife chopped on the body, but finally cleaned up a bucket of cockroaches.

It took several washes with water to clean the internal organs, blood, and plaster.

Chen Wei didn't delay, hurriedly boiled a pot of boiling water, blanched the cockroach cut into thumb-sized segments, and after scooping it up, everyone worked together to remove a layer of mucous membrane on the cockroach segment with clean water - this thing is too fishy.

Cut the ginger shreds, green onions, and chili peppers, put them in a hot oil pan, fry them to bring out the fragrance, and then pour in the rice wine, soy sauce, rice vinegar, and sugar, and simmer over high heat.

A few disemboweled loaches are disposed of separately, thrown directly into the pressure cooker, put in the seasoning, and then turn to low heat and simmer - this is good to have a casserole, and then some old tofu, which is a loach tofu pot.

In the evening, the braised cockroach and stewed loach that were extremely tender without adding a little MSG made the four of them eat with round stomachs, and even Wang Lu couldn't help but add half a bowl of rice.

In the next few days, the Dragon King Temple continued to eat meat, and Wang Lu secretly found Xie Ling and asked her to catch more frogs up the mountain, but when Wang Lu's hand-cooked fried frog meat with green peppers was served, Chen Wei did not complain about anything, and grabbed several frog legs with Wang Bi'an. …,

Adequate nutrition, a happy mood, a beautiful wife and a beautiful concubine - oh, wrong, it is a beautiful woman by the side, Wang Lu's body is finally almost recovered.

This morning, after Wang Lu ate a bowl of soaked rice with a plate of stir-fried crayfish, he said, "I want to go down the mountain." ”

Chen Wei didn't say anything to stop it, this was a matter of course, as the only adult male laborer on the mountain, Wang Lu couldn't let two women and a child raise him forever. Although it is said that soft rice is the highest achievement of a man, Wang Lu obviously does not have the capital to be a little white face.

She looked at Wang Lu: "Take care of your hair and beard." ”

Wang Lu was stunned for a moment, didn't he communicate with Chen Wei before? Why do you mention this again?

Chen Wei continued: "Even if it's refreshing, let's start again." ”

Wang Lu understood, this can be regarded as a commemoration of his resurrection from the dead.

Okay, let's do it.

Wang Lu sat on a small stool in the courtyard, Chen Wei brought a basin of steaming boiling water, and there was no shaving foam, so he directly took a piece of soap, first covered his face with a hot towel, and then foamed with soap, and then began to use the spatula that Wang Lu found from the barber shop to scrape carefully.

Wang Lu's beard grew long, and Chen Wei had a hand, and from time to time Wang Lu grinned in pain, but he was finally okay, and he didn't miss a bloody hand.

After shaving, Chen Wei was still unsatisfied, so she simply shaved Wang Lu's hair.

Forced Wang Lu's head in the hot water basin, soaped and washed it three times.

Chen Wei took a large bath towel and wrapped it around Wang Lu's head, wiped it well, and then shook off the bath towel and squinted his eyes in the sun to look at his masterpiece.

Xie Ling happened to come out of the main hall with a fire axe and a woodcutter, and when she saw Wang Lu at a glance, she couldn't help but sigh.

Since Xie Ling first saw Wang Lu, this guy has always been a hairy face, and he has never seen the true face of Lushan.

Wang Lu squeezed his eyes at Xie Ling: "How is it, my brother looks good, right?" ”

To tell the truth, although Wang Lu is not rich and handsome, but his appearance is still quite thoughtful, just because he was fat, so he looks round and jade, this time he almost died, and he lost a lot of weight, that is, he has been making up for high protein every day in the past few days, and he has not said that he is fat, and he actually has the shadow of the young age of 120 pounds when he first went to work at the age of 21.

In fact, not to mention Wang Lu, Chen Wei has been under heavy pressure to survive since she hit the mountain, and during this time, she has been unable to take care of Wang Lu, and there is a tendency for the clothes to gradually widen, and she faintly has the demeanor of "Sister Hong Kong" back then-mmmm, when she was in love, Wang Lu also praised her for having Weng Meiling.

Xie Ling "cut" and said: "What, people just think it's funny when they see your big bald scoop, hehe, brother, your head is so round, you can be a monk with a few incense scars, come, let this girl touch it." As he spoke, he walked over and put down the weapon in his hand to touch it.

It's really not big or small, a man's head, a woman's feet, you can't touch it indiscriminately, Wang Lu shook his head: "Don't touch it, don't touch it." ”

Xie Ling laughed and said: "Good, there will be no less meat when you touch it, sister can touch it, I can't touch it?" ”

Wang Lu almost fainted, this little girl's skin is getting bigger and smaller. He randomly ripped off the bath towel around his neck to block the foam from his beard, picked up the fire axe and said, "Go down, go down." ”

When walking on the trail down the mountain, Wang Lu's footsteps were still a little fluttering, and when he came down the mountain and climbed down the ramp from the door of the cottage pyramid, his skills were already much neater.

Wang Lu walked behind with a fire axe, Xie Ling walked briskly in front with a machete, and her hair gradually grew, from ear-level to shoulder-length.

Wang Lu squinted and looked at Xie Ling's back - well, in fact, this guy is more beautiful with long hair. Women, long hair fluttering in the wind is feminine.

In fact, it has become more than Xie Ling's hair, and now her relationship with a family of three is a great change.

The change came too quickly and too chaotically.

Wang Lu still hasn't figured out what to do with Xie Ling when he lays the foundation.

Chen Wei found an occasion where Xie Ling was not there one day, and told the two of them about risking their lives to kill him in the health center, Wang Lu broke out in a cold sweat, it was really two stupid women.

But it was a heavy touch.

The rest is panic.

Wang Lu understood Chen Wei's purpose in saying this - this was to really treat Xie Ling as a family. …,

However, this family is not easy to be.

When Wang Lu read YY novels, he also dreamed that one day he would be able to live a "sexual" life of three wives and six concubines, and now he can push Xie Ling down.

Chen Wei acquiesced, and Xie Ling acquiesced, if Wang Lu pretended to be stupid again, it would be too bad.

But the question is, what happens after the tear down?

Not to mention anything else, if Wang Bi'an saw that Xie Ling's sister and her father were sleeping in the same bed, Wang Lu would not dare to think about it.

Don't think that Wang Bi'an is only 12 years old, he doesn't know anything, this little guy can be clear about the term "little three".

And, Chen Wei.

Chen Wei's gratitude to Xie Ling is from the bottom of her heart.

However, is she really willing to give her husband away with her own hands - although Wang Lu is not a valuable commodity, before putting it, no big girl will ask for it if she throws it on the street to buy one and get one free. Aujisan, is there something wrong with you?

There are indeed some "great" women in this world who can tolerate their husbands cheating on their legs outside, and they are still good wives and mothers at home, but there must be all kinds of dirty reasons behind this without exception.

Chen Wei is by no means one of those "great" women.

Now, she was moved by Xie Ling's sacrifice, and on impulse, she pushed Wang Lu over with both hands.

But Wang Lu really wants to strip naked and try to sleep with Xie Ling!

Also, the most important thing is that Xie Ling wants to sleep with Wang Lu in the end, in the end.

Wang Lu's life journey told him that sometimes, it is difficult for people to distinguish between feelings, harmony and love.

The relationship between Xie Ling and Wang Lu is too complicated, but it is certainly not the kind of love at first sight, Wang Lu saved Xie Ling twice - fishing for people in the river and fighting with his bare hands for a long knife man, Xie Ling also saved Wang Lu twice - the health center took medicine, and the mirror checked the rest, and the relationship between the two slowly accumulated because of the common hardships.

People are very strange emotional animals, not only because they are given will like a person, but also because they will make you unable to extricate themselves from a person. The more you give, the more you find yourself loving.

Xie Ling saved Wang Lu again and again, and also fell deeper and deeper into her feelings. She gives, she gives, she sacrifices, so she loves.

But is it really love?

How to deal with this relationship, Wang Lu doesn't know Lu Dao, Xie Ling doesn't know Lu Dao, and Chen Wei doesn't know Lu Dao.

But Wang Lu knew that there are some things, once done, it is difficult to turn back.

It's like when I was in my second year of college, I confessed to a girl in the chemistry department that I was lucky in advance: it's a big deal to continue to be friends in the future.

After being rejected, I realized that I didn't even have to be a friend.

Wang Lu is a very timid person after all, he cherishes his hard-won life now, cherishes the strong family affection on the Dragon King Temple in Yashan, and also cherishes the emotion between him and Xie Ling.

He was afraid that if he and Xie Ling slept together, when he woke up the next day, all this would be gone.

It's even scarier than turning into a zombie yourself!

Counting birds and counting birds, Wang Lushi showed the most shameless trick as a man - Wang Ba shrinks his head.

PRETENDING TO BE STUPID AND STUNNED.

It's just that this day of pretending to be stupid is not easy, and Xie Ling's wariness of Wang Lu is infinitely close to zero.

At noon the day before yesterday, Wang Lu was dozing off on the bed with half-squinted eyes, Xie Ling hurriedly came in, sat on the lower bunk of the high and low bed, turned over his hands and took off his clothes, and changed into a bra soaked in sweat - this was in the past, no matter whether there was anyone in the bedroom or not, Xie Ling would pull up the sheets, but now, it was completely redundant, as long as Wang Bi'an didn't break in. Xie Ling didn't know what to say, Wang Lu didn't fall asleep, she woke up as soon as she entered the door, and now she sees a scene of spring real.

Xie Ling changed her clothes and went out again, without looking at Wang Lu who was lying down from beginning to end. It seemed that bare in front of him was the only natural thing to do.

Well, this is also the truth - Wang Lu had already heard from Chen Wei that Xie Ling was in a hurry to lose control and almost "push backwards" when he was dying, and the two intersected naked when he killed the male zombie with a long knife - the other party's body was not a secret to Wang Lu and Xie Ling.

Wang Lu is calm, but the physiological reaction is indispensable, sometimes, the hard will still be hard.

It's called pain and happiness.

Wang Lu stared at Xie Ling's waist who was walking briskly in front of him, and was indignant: "Ya, be careful of angering your brother, and put you on the spot." I can't live this day! ”

Wang Lu's breathing was a little heavier, and the careful Xie Ling found out, she turned her head and stood on her feet: "Brother, are you tired." ”…,

Wang Lu put down the fire axe on his shoulder: "It's okay, you also know that the virus is only because I have been in a coma and bedridden for a long time, and the person is a little malnourished, and everything else is fine, I also tried to jog and jump rope in the past two or three days, and I recovered well." ”

Xie Ling hesitated: "Brother, it doesn't matter if you don't go to the town, you know the way, what's going on with the zombies, as long as we hide farther away, they won't take the initiative to go up the cliff mountain." ”

Wang Lu understood Xie Ling's kindness, and said with a smile: "Then you can't hide from them for a lifetime, don't worry, this time I went down the mountain mainly to see the situation in the town, I won't be reckless." ”

Xie Ling thought about it, but in the end, she snatched the fire axe in Wang Lu's hand, stuffed the woodcutter to him, and said, "I'll return the fire axe to you when I get to the ground." ”

Wang Lu smiled bitterly, and had to keep up with Xie Ling, who was striding forward. Looks like he's changed classes again, magician? Or a thief? said that NPCs are more like a point, always begging the protagonist "Please take me to such and such a place", and then the protagonist - Xie Ling killed in front of the Quartet to open the way, Wang Lu dodged and followed behind, and when he arrived at the ground, he gave Xie Ling a worthless ring "suitable for a lover" as a reward.

The two soon arrived at the entrance of the town, and after walking along the central street for a while, Xie Ling in front of them stood still, "What's wrong?" Wang Lu leaned over and asked.

Xie Ling sighed, and said softly without looking back: "There are zombies in front." ”

Wang Lu is clear, he hasn't gone down the mountain for a while, and the zombies in the town must be all over the streets again, Bulang is moving, understand, understand.

Thinking about it, even if Xie Ling wanted to go to the town to find supplies, he would climb over the wall and climb the house, and it would be impossible to kill all the way in.

Wang Lu was eager to try, but his hands were a little itchy, so he killed a stupid zombie Fa Fa Li City first. Take it as a memorial to your own rebirth.

Wang Lu and Xie Ling squatted at the corner of the street, leaned over and looked ahead-good guys, there are really a lot of zombies, wandering around in twos and threes.

Wang Lu is not nervous, what is the use of a large number, come and come, try grandpa's fishing Dafa.

The accessories for killing zombies were all placed in the backpack on Xie Ling's shoulder, and at this time, without waiting for Wang Lu's command, Xie Ling had already opened the backpack with a tacit understanding and rummaged through it. After a while, he took out one from his bag - not Wang Lu's usual fishing line, but a toy car.

A brightly colored toy forklift with a large shovel held high in the front and wide and tall tires in the back.

"What is this?" Wang Lu was taken aback.

"Stupid, you don't recognize the toy car?" Xie Ling didn't pay attention to Wang Lu, continued to dig in her bag, took out a remote control, turned on the power of the toy car and the remote control car in turn, tried the button, and the toy car went forward and backward on the street a few times.

Xie Ling nodded in satisfaction, took out a small plastic bag from the bag, opened the bag, and poured the red liquid inside into the bucket of the toy car.

"What is this?" Wang Lu continued to ask questions like an idiot.

"Stupid, yellow blood, I just grabbed a few live ones from the bucket before going down the mountain and killed them for blood." Xie Ling said.

Wang Lu understood, the toy car replaced the fishing line, and the yellow turtle blood replaced his own finger blood.