"Strange books through the ages? Isn't the Book of Ancient Wonders a Golden Plum? "I'm looking at Kong Xuan like a stupid dick with a fat man.

It's just a book for both of us, and it's a useless book for the. The test of the value of a book is nothing more than two aspects: first, whether it can pass the time; Second, can it be used as toilet paper? It is clear that the book falls short on both counts.

"Down/down! No quality! "Kong Xuan saw that the two of us were like this, so he could only scold us for not being knowledgeable. Lowered his head and flipped through the book, and praised it: "It's still the original, oh my God, it's so lucky!" ”

I winked at the fat man, ignored Kong Xuan, smoked by myself, and chatted nonsense.

Kong Xuan must want others to share that happiness with him at this moment, and he especially wants us to ask what is going on with this book? Where's the value? Then he will talk about lotus flowers. Bah! Lao Tzu is not as good as you like.

Sure enough, after a while, Kong Xuan raised his head and asked in surprise: "Hey, why don't you ask me what's going on?" ”

The fat man smiled: "The Tao is not the same, I personally think that "Yin and Yang Copulation/Matching" is more suitable for me." ”

Kong Xuan glanced at us, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "There is a detailed description of ghost possession on this book. ”

Hearing Kong Xuan say this, I smiled bitterly, grandma's, I was poked to the point, is there anything more important than this in front of me? No wonder Kong Xuan didn't ask much about Huang Xuemei, and left directly, it turned out that it was clear in this book.

At the moment, he could only cooperate with a low profile: "Ah, Kong Xuan, this book is so beautifully bound, the material is neither gold nor silver, it must be an ancient book, right?" What is it about this book that makes you so excited? ”

Kong Xuan laughed: "I finally waited for this sentence, I will send you five words, and I won't tell you!" ”

I glanced at the fat man, jumped up, and the three of them fought on the road like a gangster, without the image of a master, what black tiger digging out the heart of the monkey stealing peaches and so on the next three indiscriminate tricks were all used, and the fat man was like a fish in water, wrenching his fingers and biting his arm and spitting and other tricks were used......

In the end, the fat man lay on the ground and hugged Kong Xuan's big legs, I wrapped my hands around Kong Xuan's neck, Kong Xuan grabbed the fat man's hair with one hand, and grabbed my arm with the other hand. The three of them gasped for a moment, laughed at the same time, let go of their hands and lay down on the road.

The pedestrians on the side of the road are far away, looking at us as if they are looking at a neurotic.

"I said, aren't you worried that the book will be torn?" After resting for a while, I got up and reached out to pull the two of them up, picked up the yin and yang essays scattered on the side, and flipped through a few pages casually, there were no patterns in them, all of them were words.

"Where's the Book of Ancient Odds! If you can tear it up casually, it's not an ancient book. Kong Xuan said with a smile: "This book has a history of at least thousands of years, and it can be preserved to this day to show that this book is extraordinary, but fortunately, those two stupid/forced people don't know the goods!" Haha, the two stupid/coerced people I am talking about refer to Li Denglong and Huang Xuemei, not the two of you stupid dicks! ”

"Cut, talk big and don't make drafts, thousands of years? Thousands of years ago, it was all oracle bones or not. Where do these traditional characters come from? Don't think that hooligans have no culture. Now the only criterion for testing hooligans is whether they have a college diploma or not, and they have to be undergraduates! I scoffed.

Kong Xuan smiled and didn't speak, he rubbed the book cover with his hand a few times, and when he showed it to me again, the text on the cover turned out to be simplified.

"Hey, I can't see that you can do magic?" The fat man was surprised.

"In a word, the text on this can be modified by mana." Kong Xuan said proudly: "Everyone who obtains this book will remove the chaff on the basis of their predecessors and add their own opinions, so the whole book can be said to be the essence of Taoism." ”

"What if I meet a bastard and change the book into a mess?" I was a little stunned.

"The people who can modify this book with mana are all people with great magical powers, how can they do such boring things in our realm?" Kong Xuan looked at me disapplausively: "It's like a fat man, he now has an annual card for the Emperor's Club, does he still need to go to the roadside grass to play for fifty yuan once?" I'm sorry, it's not a good analogy, but it means something about the same, and there are some things we don't care about. ”

"If I look good, I think, I will!" The fat man said shyly, causing Kong Xuan to laugh and scold.

"You'd better tell us about this ghost possession!" I said with a smile, too.

Kong Xuan flipped through the book for a while, closed his eyes and thought for a while, opened his eyes and said: "The ghosts mentioned in this book are similar to what I know, and the way of possession is also a doomsday chain. ”

"But!" Kong Xuan's words changed: "I didn't know that ghosts are like human beings, and they are also divided into various factions and types. There are not many types, there are only six kinds, which are double-faced ghosts, treacherous ghosts, purple ghosts, dark shadow ghosts, devouring ghosts, and mad ghosts, and the ghosts on Nina's body should be purple ghosts. ”

Speaking of Nina, Kong Xuan's face was strange for a while, and he seemed to remember the matter of being forcibly kissed again.

I didn't have time to laugh at this, and I was surprised: "You still don't say much about six types?" There are only four species of human beings, yellow, white, black and brown. Purple ...... Shadow...... In this way, the Snoopy mask that was killed by Xiao Qingcheng is the Black Shadow Ghost? ”

Kong Xuan was stunned: "Why are you so sure?" ”

"Isn't this according to your thinking, Nina is a purple monster, you say it's a purple ghost, what I saw that day was a black shadow, isn't that a black shadow ghost?" I said it as a matter of course.

"Well, you have a point." Kong Xuan didn't see the scene and couldn't judge, so he had to continue to say: "Every kind of ghost has its own ...... Tricks, such as the Purple Ghost Spirit's Purple Evil Tianluo, the Shadow Ghost Shadow Glimpse, and the Double-Faced Ghost Shadow is a cloud clone. Moreover, each ghost has its own characteristics, two-sided cunning, crazy and violent, and as for the purple spirit, it is changeable, which is why the purple ghost will be lured by Huang Xuemei to transfer to Nina. ”

"Is Nina really a Lady of Destiny?" I asked curiously.

"This is not necessarily, the body temperature of the Heavenly Destiny Maiden is lower than that of ordinary people, as long as Huang Xuemei lets Nina stay in the air-conditioned room for a while, and then lures her to touch the imprint, the purple ghost will think that this is the Heavenly Destiny Maiden."

"This Zisha's IQ is really low!" I laughed.

"I said Kong Xuan, that purple ghost is not bad, from beginning to end, I only saw that you were abusing it, it was just running away, and it didn't make a trick at all." The fat man suddenly interjected.

"That's because the ghost used most of its energy in the fusion process to seize the human body, and the remaining energy is simply not enough to perform a special move!" Kong Xuan Zhengse said.

I couldn't help but feel furious: "Is this ghost so awesome?" That's just a fraction of the energy that can make you, one of the best in the human race, sweat. If it's fused, where will you still be your opponent? ”

Kong Xuan heard me say this, and said with a smile: "That's not it, the energy of pure ghosts is the most powerful, after turning into ghosts and gods, the energy is reduced by at least half, and in the process of fusion, its energy is at most one-third, that is to say, even if they are fused into ghosts and gods, I will not be weaker than them." ”

That's what I said, tsk, can't you say that you are sure to win? Not weaker than them...... I don't feel confident when I hear it.

"You just said that there are six types of ghosts, and the masks that were lost at the scene are exactly six, could it be exactly one type and one mask? Wait, wait......" I suddenly had a terrible thought, and my index finger tapped on my temple: "I said Kong Xuan, is this kind of ghost a group of life?" Although only six masks were lost at the scene, there are still a lot of them in the toy store, so they can't all be ghosts, right? ”

"Not really, how can I say that the ghost is also a lifeform that is rare in the Yin and Yang Realm for a thousand years......"

"Grass! Don't you say it's a rare occurrence in a thousand years, okay? "I'm tired of it.

"Well, ghosts are rare anyway, according to the records of this book and the speculation of the predecessors, there are at most more than ten ghosts between the Yin and Yang Realms. And, how to put it, these ghosts live in groups, yes, but they don't live in kinds, but in groups of six ghosts, one for each of each. In other words, there are one in a group: Purple, Dark, Two-Faced, Spirit, Madness, and Devouring. Once a group is determined, it will have its own territory, and the groups will never violate each other. Judging from the current number of ghosts, it is estimated that there are only two ghost groups on the entire earth, that is to say, there are at most six ghosts in Star City! There could not be a seventh! Kong preached the yin and yang essay in Yang's hand, as if what he was holding in his hand was the truth.

"That's pretty much it!" I exhaled and thought about it, Lao Tzu is worried about a base, whether it is six or one, I am not an opponent, this kind of thing has to be worried about by Nankong and Beixiao.

"If it is the Black Shadow Ghost that possesses Sun Jianhua, and the one on Nina is the Purple Spirit, these two have already been killed by us. Then there are four left: Frenzy, Spirit, Two-Faced, and Devouring. Let me first tell you about the characteristics of these four ghosts, so that you can also have a bottom in your heart. Kong Xuan cleared his throat and said to the fat man: "Fat man, can you buy a bottle of water to drink?" ”

The fat man glanced at Kong Xuan with disdain, pointed to a small restaurant on the side of the road and said, "Look at your little breath, when you are thirsty, you only know how to drink water, don't you know how to drink?" I'm in for a treat, and I'm going for a beer. ”

The three of them walked into the restaurant and ordered some food randomly, Kong Xuan continued: "Let's talk about the crazy ghost first, people who are possessed by this kind of ghost will go crazy, like a mad dog. After successfully fusing with it, it will become a mad ghost, and its special move is the Curse of Madness, and after being attacked by this curse, it will be lost like madness. ”

It's a neurosis! Well understood, I nodded and motioned to continue.