071 Yin and Yang Essays
Someone to point out?
Except for you and Xiao Qingcheng, who the hell still has this ability?
Thinking about it, in this world, there are many strange people and strange people, such as the Golden Garden, who knows that he lived to be 800 years old? nodded: "Let's go to Huang Xuemei tomorrow to ask about the situation." ”
After listening to Nina talk about Huang Xuemei, I also unconsciously changed my words, I used to be called Aunt Xue, but now I am called Huang Xuemei directly, probably because I don't like the kind of person who betrays friends.
Huang Xuemei's hometown is in Shanzhong Province, and I don't mean to despise Shanzhong, but that place is really poor, because it is poor, so there are many people who come out to work. It is precisely because of poverty that the people who come out to work there generally do not have higher education, and it can even be said that the people who come out to work there generally do not receive education.
In this way, those who are a little more lucky will enter the factory and work overtime day and night on the assembly line, or learn to wash, cut and blow in the hair salon to start their career as killing Matt. And the one who is a little less lucky, directly crooked, the man is a gangster, the woman sells her body, and has her own unique set of theories, anyway, this thing is not bad, does not drop the porcelain and does not knock the edges, take it home during the New Year's holidays, wash and wash it like new......
Huang Xuemei is the first batch of people who came out of the mountains to get rich, after old age and decay, they began to go home and pull down the line, long-term backwardness and poverty have led to people over there yearning for a better life, Huang Xuemei doesn't have to say anything when she goes home, as long as she puts the thumb-thick gold necklace around her neck, she can bring a lot of girls to Star City the next day, and she doesn't want to be beautiful.
It's far away, anyway, Huang Xuemei bought a house in Star City and settled down in Star City when she got money, and married a husband from the same village, and I heard Nina say that his husband looks quite honest on the outside.
Early the next morning, the three of us met and went to Huang Xuemei's house.
The taxi stopped at the gate of the Sunshine Times in Qingxiu District, paid and got off, and when the three of us were about to walk towards the community, an aunt greeted us three times.
"Wait, lad."
My aunt was in her sixties and was in good spirits, and she walked over to us quickly.
"What's the matter? Big...... Eldest sister! I asked hesitantly.
"My surname is Liu, do you live in this community? Ask someone about you, do you know Li Denglong? I'm looking for him. "Auntie's words are like a series of cannonballs, and she said a lot of Peng Peng Peng in one breath, and she can't tolerate me interjecting at all.
However, I was a little surprised to hear the name Li Denglong, because Li Denglong is Huang Xuemei's husband, Nina told me.
Seeing my stunned expression, Aunt Liu smiled: "Hey, I really asked the right person!" Surely you know that, lad, don't you? Tell me, there's something urgent! ”
I smiled and said, "We're also going to find him, so come with us!" ”
Aunt Liu hurriedly thanked her.
On the way, I was also curious, and casually asked Aunt Liu what was in a hurry, but I didn't expect Aunt Liu to cry and laugh as soon as she said the truth.
The afternoon before yesterday, Aunt Liu's grandson caught a cold, and when she was queuing up in the hospital to get the medicine, there was a woman named Sister Ma next to her, chatting a few words at will, and Sister Ma mysteriously told Aunt Liu that there was a god who cured all diseases, and she came this time to ask if the medicine she had bought in the hospital before could be refunded......
This kind of deception is the most primitive deception, but it is also this kind of deception that makes the elderly the most deceived. A few gimmicks that eliminated all diseases made Aunt Liu be deceived by 1999 yuan in a daze. This is not counting, after going back, Aunt Liu's grandson's cold is really cured, this time I made a special trip to thank him, and I am ready to spend money to help the old man in the family also get a cure for all diseases, and even want to help the whole family to get rid of all diseases...... And this god who made Aunt Liu completely sick is Li Denglong.
I was curious and asked, "Haven't you been to his house?" Why don't you know the address yet? ”
"The last time I went, Sister Ma took me there, there are so many houses in this community, I can't find it if I look for it alone. God man, I must know many people, you see, I just ask the right person! You're also going to him for treatment, aren't you? Aunt Liu said proudly.
"Auntie, you must have been deceived, there are no sick people in this world!"
"It's not that all diseases are gone, but all diseases are eliminated, and all diseases are not born, and it is a high-end package, which costs tens of thousands!" Aunt Liu immediately pointed out my mistake, and then said with great certainty: "Deceived? No way? How can you be scammed? Isn't my grandson's cold cured? ”
"He's just a cold, it's hard to think about it!" Seeing Aunt Liu's face full of hope, I couldn't bear to let her hope turn into disappointment. I can't help but think of my mother, one year when I took an exam, didn't my mother buy me a bottle of memory boosting drink at a high price? Pity the hearts of parents all over the world! By the way, it's been a long time since I've been home to see my parents.
I explained bitterly for a long time, and finally said: "Later, you will come with us, stand aside and don't make a sound, we will help you get your money back!" ”
Aunt Liu looked at us suspiciously, nodded suspiciously, and followed us without making a sound.
Damn, Li Denglong, right? Cheat the old man's money, watch Lao Tzu wait to beat you to death!
Then again, since Lee Teng-long dares to do this business in his own home, there are only two explanations, one explanation is that his backstage is extremely hard, hard enough to be unscrupulous, this point can basically be ruled out, who has a backstage who is full of food to support this? Another explanation is that he cheated money and only cheated those minor illnesses, such as colds and fevers. And this fee is also famous, 1999 yuan, just below the red line of 2,000 yuan, which is not enough for fraud.
After discussing with the fat man, he knocked vigorously on the door when he walked to the door of Huang Xuemei's house, and the door was opened by a middle-aged man with a rather honest face. ”
It seems that this person is Li Denglong.
"What? actually cheated my third aunt out of her money! You're tired of living, aren't you? Kong Xuan rushed forward, grabbed Li Denglong's throat, and slapped him twice.
"Mmmmmm Li Denglong was choked by his throat and was completely speechless, one hand vigorously broke the fingers of his neck, and the other hand desperately pushed Kong Xuan's chest.
Kong Xuan played the nephew of Aunt Liu, who was very involved in the play, and pushed Li Denglong hard, and Li Denglong suddenly fell to the ground. Kong Xuan stepped forward and stepped on Li Denglong's chest, and said viciously: "Mom, return the money!" ”
After Kong Xuan said this, he shook his head at me. At first, I thought that Li Denglong was the kind of cultivator, and then I knew about the ghost, so I asked Kong Xuan to take the opportunity to test it, but I didn't expect Kong Xuan's temptation to be so straightforward and clean. He shook his head at me, naturally saying that Li Denglong was not a cultivator.
"Aaron, what's wrong?" A woman ran out of the room in a panic, who else was it Huang Xuemei?
"Who are you? Let go of my husband! Huang Xuemei shouted loudly at Kong Xuan, then turned her head to see me and the fat man, sighed, and screamed: "Brother ghost, brother fat, what's going on?" ”
"Ahh The water washed the Dragon King Temple, and it turned out that they were all acquaintances! I patted my forehead and said exaggeratedly: "Kong Xuan, don't fight, it's all your own people!" ”
Aunt Liu next to her was pale, and the fat man hurriedly leaned over and whispered a few words, and Aunt Liu nodded in shock.
"If you don't know anyone, you will return the money first." Kong Xuan didn't give me face at all, and stepped on Li Denglong and didn't let go.
"Retreat! Withdraw! Huang Xuemei saw Aunt Liu standing next to her, and naturally understood what was going on, and she knew the relationship between Ling Feng and us, how dare she offend, ran back to the room and took out the Kun bag, counted two thousand yuan to Aunt Liu, and said in a loud voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" It was we who were blind. ”
As soon as Huang Xuemei said this, Aunt Liu knew that she had met a liar, and counted them with a happy face, and thanked me repeatedly, and I quickly waved her hand to let her go first.
With this episode, the reason why we came to find Huang Xuemei is not so obvious, otherwise I don't know how to ask her. 'Hey, how did the mask on your stomach get on Nina?' If you ask such a question, you will be stupid to tell the truth.
Thanks to Aunt Liu, sometimes helping others is really helping yourself.
After Aunt Liu left, I pretended to say a few words of greeting, and punched the hole to make a look, this kind of thing, there must be a person who is not very familiar with the head.
"Since they are all a few acquaintances, then I won't hide it!" Kong Xuan coughed dryly, and pointed at Li Denglong with a big grin: "I also have a brother, and the old man in his family was also deceived, what kind of ghost possession, possession or something, did you do this?" ”
Li Denglong was rubbing his chest, Kong Xuan was suddenly startled by such a fierce face, and said repeatedly: "It's not me, it's not me!" ”
"Are you sure you lied to me?" Kong Xuan threatened with a long voice.
"It's really not me, I'll just trick the old man and the child into eating some flour lumps, and never do anything else, huh...... Wait, what did you just say about the ghost possession? Li Denglong frowned slightly.
"Yes. How? Kong Xuan raised his eyebrows.
"Speaking of which, it just so happened that my wife was possessed by a ghost a few days ago, and I happened to know something about ghosts, so I drove this ghost away!" Li Denglong said proudly.
Driven away? I'm afraid it's Nina's fault, right? Hey, no, isn't this guy ignorant of cultivation? I glanced at Kong Xuan suspiciously, Kong Xuan was also stunned, and scolded Li Denglong fiercely: "Mom, are you an immortal?" How do you know this? ”
Li Denglong hurriedly said: "I see it in the book, Sister Xue, you go to the room and bring the book." Huang Xuemei sighed, turned around and went into the room to take a book out and handed it to Kong Xuan.
Kong Xuan took the book and glanced at it, drooping/pulling his eyelids and handing it to me carelessly, when I took it, I clearly felt that the book was trembling.
How can a book tremble?
There is only one reason why the book is shaking, and that is the hand holding the book is shaking. The book that can make Kong Xuan tremble with excitement is absolutely extraordinary, is this book ...... What a special once-in-a-millennium event?
I glanced at it, the material of the book is very strange, as if it is made of gold wire, but it is unusually fine, at a glance it looks golden, and the four traditional characters on the book cover are "Yin Yang Sui Pen" (Yin and Yang Essays). If it weren't for the yin character next to the yang character, I really wouldn't have known it.
Kong Xuan coughed dryly, lit a cigarette, and took a big puff, then said to Li Denglong casually: "What kind of book is this?" How did you get there? ”
"This is what my grandfather left me, and it's just some messy ghosts and gods, I thought it was gold wire at first, and I went to the pawnshop to get rid of it, but people said that this is not gold, so I kept it." Li Denglong said with a smile: "It's good that I didn't take it away, otherwise Xue Mei's would definitely be possessed by a ghost." ”
"Grass!" Kong Xuan scolded and said to Li Denglong: "Since there is an introduction to ghosts in the book, I'll take it back to my brother first!" I'll give it back to you if it's not relevant to you! ”
Li Denglong's face was embarrassed, and he was about to speak, when Huang Xuemei quickly interjected: "It's not a valuable thing, Brother Ghost, take it!" You don't have to pay it back. ”
Hearing Huang Xuemei say this, Li Denglong stopped talking.
Kong Xuan didn't continue to ask, it seemed that he had completely forgotten the purpose of our coming to Huang Xuemei this time, and the fat man and I naturally didn't know what to ask, so we had to leave and go out.
Coming out of Huang Xuemei's house, Kong Xuan snatched the book from my hand, and his face was full of excitement: "Zhengnan, developed!" We are developed! This book is "Yin and Yang Essays", Mombi's, a strange book through the ages! ”
Grass, I knew it. It's a once-in-a-millennium event!