By the way, what does this Yang Li Daxian mean by Tang Tang Tang for a long time before he died? Is he talking about the other party's surname Tang? Or is it soup? Also, the man outside the window said I was his apprentice? How come I am his apprentice? My master has changed careers since he changed careers, and now he is the head of the 800,000 massage technicians in Star City, will he come to a poor land like you?

After thinking about it for a long time, my mind was in chaos, so I simply sat on the sofa and smoked, and after smoking for a while, the whole thing gradually calmed down. Anyway, the answer will be known in a few days, and instead of thinking about it now, it is better to take one step at a time.

Thinking about it like this, I was relieved a lot, turned off the TV, and went to the bedroom to fall asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but I was woken up by a knock on the door, and I opened my eyes in a daze, only to find that it was already bright outside the window.

Shouted: "Who? ”

"Me!" A female voice came from outside the door, and it seemed to be Sang Xin.

Walked out and opened the door, the door was indeed Sang Xin, she was carrying a lunch box in her hand, and looked at me with a smile: "Haven't you gotten up yet?" It's time for breakfast. ”

I was a little stunned by her attitude, this woman was like a ghost, you would never guess what was going on in her mind. The first time I met her, I had the impression that she was cunning and rude, and accidentally touching her chest gave me the impression of being informal. After entering the Duba Villa, he ignored me, and now he looks like a girl next door, which is really incomprehensible.

yawned a lot and beckoned her to come in and sit: "You guys have good benefits, wow, and breakfast is included." What's inside this lunch box? ”

"Barbecued pork buns!" Sang Xin sat down on the sofa and looked at me with interest.

"Char siu buns?" I stepped forward and opened the lunch box: "Could it be a human barbecued pork bun?" ”

Some time ago, I happened to watch a movie, a very old thriller - human meat barbecued pork buns. Huang Qiusheng won the best actor with this movie, and I have to say that the plot, scenes, and even dialogues are very interesting. Because of this, as soon as Sang Xin said barbecued pork buns, I naturally replied.

"Human meat buns? You're so beautiful. Now the meat circulating on the market, it is estimated that only human flesh does not contain additives, if you really want to have human meat barbecued pork buns, it will not be your turn, we have many leading cadres. Sang Xin gave me a blank look.

"It tastes pretty good." I tore open a bun and ate it in a big gulp.

"You don't even brush your teeth?"

"It's brushed!" My mouth was full of stuff and I replied vaguely.

"Liar, you just got up when I came in!" Sang Xin looked at me with disdain.

I chewed it a few times, stretched my neck, swallowed the bun in my mouth with great effort, and said with a smile: "I brushed it last night." ”

Sang Xin rolled his eyes, took out a mobile phone from his arms, and played a game.

After eating breakfast, I walked to Sang Xin and sat down, sniffed: "Hey, the smell of this perfume is very familiar, is it SIXGOD?" ”

Sang Xin pressed the pause and asked me curiously, "What brand is SIXGOD?" Why haven't I heard of it? Which brand launched the new collection? ”

"Liushen, a brand of Shanghai Jahwa." I laughed.

Sang Xin suddenly laughed and scolded: "You only use the six gods!" ”

Speaking of the six gods, I suddenly remembered the old monk of the Leiyin Temple of General Mountain, and couldn't help asking: "Sang Xin, the boss of Mazi and the old monk of the six gods, should be the ones you dominate the villa, right?" ”

Sang Xin nodded, quit the game, and looked at me with a smile: "Do you really want to know what all this is about?" ”

"Nonsense, of course I want to know."

"I can tell you something right now, or you'll be overwhelmed by the welcome dinner in the evening." Sang Xin smiled at me: "However, I can only tell you part of it, and there are some other things that I can only tell you after a while." ”

Hearing Sang Xin say this, my eyes suddenly lit up, and I hurriedly asked, "Then you can tell me quickly." ”

"That's right, the boss of Mazi and the old monk of the six gods you said are both people who dominate the villa, but they all have their own names in the villa."

"Oh? Boss Mazi shouldn't really be called Huli Daxian, right? I asked, surprised.

"That's right, he is the Tiger Power Immortal, and the old monk of the Six Gods you mentioned, his name in the villa is the Third Prince of the Dragon King." Sang Xin said with a smile.

"The third prince of the Dragon King? You mean, that old man is a white dragon horse? Something seemed to come out of my mind, and I slapped my forehead at the last time: "Shouldn't the people in this be the names of the characters in Journey to the West?" ”

"Wrong!" Sang Xin shook his head and said: "There are nine independent departments in Duba Villa, and Journey to the West is only the name of one of the departments, Yangli Daxian, Luli Daxian, Huli Daxian and Bailongma, all of which belong to the department of Journey to the West. ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately shouted, "Stop, stop!" ”

Sang Xin looked at me in surprise and remained silent.

"I want to know the truth/appearance, not to listen to you tell the story, you tell me Journey to the West or something, is it interesting? I read Journey to the West every summer, and I can recite it to you, even if you want to make up a story to fool me, I will trouble you to change the story. I said depressedly.

"I'm really not joking with you, your department is called Journey to the West." Sang Xin looked solemn.

"Our department? You mean, I'm also a member of the Journey to the West department, haha, then may I ask, which way am I an immortal? I laughed angrily, it seems that this girl is planning to joke with me to the end.

"You are the Monkey King!" Sang Xin said word by word.

"Hahaha, Monkey King? Then I'll ask you again, why am I the Monkey King, have you ever seen my skill in playing sticks? "When I say the stick, of course, I mean the kind of 'Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick', and I can't say that I like to be light and thin, who told her to always joke with me.

If you want a girl not to joke with you, you have to tell her meat jokes, of course, this is only for girls, except for young women.

However, it seems that Sang Xin didn't hear what I meant, but nodded solemnly: "That's right, you were chosen to be Sun Wukong because you can control some things, but others can't." ”

"And what the hell do you want me to do?" Seeing that Sang Xin didn't look like he was joking, I immediately collected my mocking tone and asked in surprise.

"I can't tell you about this now, anyway, in this operation of the villa, your department is under a lot of pressure, and your supervisor Tang Sanzang has already complained to the owner of the village several times." Sang Xin smiled, and then said: "I know everything last night, the person who killed the Yangli Great Immortal is your master Tang Sanzang. ”

My master, Tang Sanzang? What is this?

Before he died, Tang Tang Tang said for a long time, that is, Tang Sanzang.

"You mean, tonight's welcome dinner is to welcome me...... Monkey King joined? "I was awkward.

"Well, after you join, the establishment of your department will be considered full." Sang Xin said with a smile.

"Full? What about the dead Tiger Power Immortal and Deer Power Immortal? And this Yang Li Daxian, isn't this just one less three? ”

"These three are just the periphery, the real core is the four of you, by the way, and a white dragon horse." Sang Xin covered his mouth and smiled: "I'm sorry, I haven't treated Bailongma as a human being." ”

It seems that Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie are human. I can't say this, or I'll slap myself, so I have to change my mouth and ask: "By the way, you keep saying that yours are yours, aren't you from our department?" ”

"No, I'm from the Administration Department." Sang Xin said with a smile.

"Why is your name so normal, and the name of our department so mysterious?" I complained a lot.

"No, there is also a department called 'All the Way to the West', and another is called 'Xue Rengui Expedition to the West'. These two departments are just as weird as yours in name. Sang Xin told me with a grin.

Journey to the West, all the way to the west, Xue Rengui went to the west, tsk, does the boss of this company think that the Western characters are very awesome, all with a Western character. Belch...... The company won't be called the West Factory, right? Thinking of this, I couldn't help it, and asked, "Forgive me for taking the liberty of being presumptuous, what is the full name of our company?" ”

"Dominating the Villa!" Sang Xin seemed very strange and asked this question: "I've told you many times." ”

……

Sang Xin and I chatted with each other, and at about noon, Sang Xin took the initiative to go to the kitchen to make a table of meals, took out two bottles of beer from the refrigerator, and continued to chat with me after eating and washing the dishes.

"As a post-80s generation, do you feel that you are stressed?"

“……”

"How many times a week do you shower? Do you use soap or body wash for bathing? ”

“……”

"How big is your house in Star City? Do you live with your parents? ”

“……”

"Do you usually eat at work at work? Is there any meal supplement? How much can I get reimbursed for my phone bill each month? Do you usually have a public-funded tour? Traveling abroad? Is there a big health care abroad? Will you ask them for a ticket? ”

“……”

Even if the TV was turned on to the loudest, Sang Xin still persistently leaned into my ear and yelled, is she really from the administrative personnel department? How do I think she wants to be from the after-sales service department, with this gushing eloquence, any customer who comes to complain will take the initiative to hang up the phone.

At about half past four, Sang Xin answered a phone call and smiled at me: "Let's go, let's go to the welcome dinner for the newlyweds." ”

walked out of the door, followed behind Sang Xin, and looked all the way. The road composed of branches is criss-crossed, and there are more people on the road than I saw last night, and from time to time you can meet groups of passers-by, all of whom look very leisurely, and greet Sang Xin lightly.

After walking for a while, I actually saw an acquaintance, Sima Sanguang, who was walking behind a woman in gold and walking on another tree.

"Hey, are you going to the welcome dinner too?" Sima Sanguang greeted me loudly.

"yes, I said, what department are you in?" I also responded loudly, Sang Xin and the woman in gold ignored us, and let us shout loudly.

"I'm Journey to the West!"

"Damn, such a coincidence, so am I, you starred in that fairy?"

"Zhu Bajie!" Sima Sanguang exclaimed depressedly.