Yang Li Daxian?

Have you read too much of Journey to the West? Don't think that you can pretend to be a great immortal with a goatee, I also said that you are the old village chief of Sheep Village.

"Oh, where did Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian go?" I scoffed.

"I just don't know where they went, so I came to you in the middle of the night." The goatee, who claimed to be the Great Immortal of Sheeppower, smiled at me, but I could clearly sense that there was something strange in his smile.

"Do you think that's fun? You're insane. I scolded.

"Maybe you think I'm insane now, but you won't think so tomorrow." Yangli Daxian smiled coldly: "These are all afterwords, I just want to ask you one question, how is Huli Daxian?" ”

"What kind of tiger power immortal deer power immortal, I haven't heard of it at all!" I yelled at the door, "If you just came to ask me this question, you'd already have the answer." Go out on your own and remember to close the door. ”

"Are you sure you won't tell me about Huli Daxian?" The goatee snapped and stood up.

I also stood up with a thud and waited intently. This old goat's light body kung fu is so powerful, and his fist and foot kung fu must not be bad, so he must not be careless.

Yang Li Daxian looked at me coldly, and slowly moved the coffee table aside with his toes, I knew that he was moving a place for the big war, and it seemed that he was going to fight me to the death.

Immediately afterwards, Yang Li Daxian raised his hands above his head, his knees were slightly bent, his eyes were rippling, his knees sank suddenly, and his knees knelt directly on the ground, and then the whole person lay forward, his hands, arms and face were tightly attached to the ground, and he put on a five-body posture.

Damn, what kind of trick is this, I have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and I have never seen such a weird trick. Could it be that this is Ouyang Feng's unique mastery of the Western Poison back then-Toad Gong? But Toad Gong doesn't seem to have put his face on the ground, right?

Slowly raising his head, Yang Li Daxian looked at me with a flushed face.

, isn't this really a toad? His true qi actually suffocated his whole face red, hey, tears came out of the corners of his eyes, it seems that this guy used a lot of strength, and his next blow is definitely not trivial. The muscles in my body tensed instantly, and as soon as he launched my thunderous counterattack.

If the enemy does not move, I will not move, if the enemy moves, I will move first, the first striker will be controlled by others, and the latter will be able to control people.

"Hero! Just tell me! I beg you! Yang Li Daxian suddenly let out a sad cry, and his voice was miserable, like a hungry wolf howling and a cuckoo crying blood.

My jaw fell off with a bang, and I dared to love Yang Li Daxian for such a long time, just to kneel down and beg me.

"Hero, I'm more in love with Huli Daxian and Lu Li Daxian than Jin Jian, I just want to know their situation, and I don't have any other intentions!" Yang Li Daxian wept and cried, grabbing the sky and the earth.

"But, I really haven't seen any Tiger Power Great Immortal Lu Li Great Immortal!" I couldn't laugh or cry.

"How is that possible?" Yangli Daxian suddenly shouted: "The matter of welcoming you into Duba Mountain Villa is the whole process of Huli Daxian's participation, and Luli Daxian is responsible for Sima Sanguang throughout the whole process." ”

"Involved in the whole process? You mean, that pockmarked boss? I asked with some certainty.

"Boss Asako?" Yangli Daxian was also stunned for a moment, and then seemed to remember something: "Yes, yes, Huli Daxian does have a lot of pockmarks on his face." How is he? You've all entered the lodge, but he's not coming back. ”

"Uh......" I don't know what to say.

"What's wrong? Are you talking? Yang Li Daxian straightened up, knelt down in front of me, and hissed, "What's wrong with Huli Daxian?" ”

"Uh, he's dead!" I had to tell the truth.

"How is that possible?" Yang Li Daxian hugged my big / leg and shouted: "You are lying to me, aren't you?" ”

"Hey, I said you let it go." I vigorously broke the fingers of Yang Li Daxian. To tell the truth, I am a person who attaches great importance to brotherly feelings, and seeing that Yang Li Daxian did not hesitate to kneel down for his brother, he felt that this person was very affectionate, so his vigilance against him was greatly reduced, otherwise, how could he hug my big / leg so easily?

"Tiger-power-big-fairy-ah......" Yang Li Daxian howled and cried.

"I said, will you get up first?" I reached out to help Yang Li Daxian by the shoulder, ready to lift him up. Just as I was bending down, I suddenly felt my whole body stiffen, and my whole body couldn't move, as if I had been hit by some kind of paralyzing spell.

At the same time, Yang Li Daxian was also motionless, and his face was shocked: "What are you doing?" Why are you plotting against me? Immobilized me. ”

I thought it was the hands and feet of Yang Li Daxian, and I was about to scold, but when I saw Yang Li Daxian actually preemptively say this, I was stunned for a moment, and then lowered my voice and said: "Don't be so loud, I also fell into a plot." ”

"Ah, can't you move too?" There was a strangeness on Yang Li Daxian's face.

"Yes, the top priority is not to let others know that we have been tricked, we have to pretend to be ......" Speaking of this, I didn't say any more, because I saw a very strange smile on Yang Li Daxian's face.

Yang Li Daxian Yin smiled and took two steps back, Damn, he pretended, he said that just to test whether I had been hit.

"Yes, yes, this paralysis charm that I bought from Lei Gongdian is quite effective, I'll give a good review later." Yang Li Daxian looked at me with a grin.

"What the hell do you mean?" I said angrily.

"What do you mean? I just told you for a long time, you fart? Yangli Daxian's face was full of hideousness: "In order to go out to meet you, my brother Huli Daxian and Luli Daxian are dead, I want to avenge Huli Daxian!" ”

"Damn, what are you going to do with me for revenge? I didn't kill him. "I was even more furious.

"You didn't kill him, but it was because of you. I can't go out and seek revenge on anyone else, so I have to seek revenge on you. That's right, I'm just going to be angry with you, you bite me? ”

Yang Li Daxian turned around and walked to the kitchen and took a kitchen knife out, danced a few knife flowers, smiled, and stretched out his tongue Tian/Tian's lips: "Don't blame me for using this kind of means, because I have no ability except for light skills, and I am not your opponent at all." ”

After saying that, Yang Li Daxian screamed and slashed at my head with a knife.

I subconsciously closed my eyes, and the instinctive reaction of anyone at such a time is to close their eyes.

The wind of the kitchen knife came to my face, my hair was scattered by the knife wind, and just when the blade touched my scalp, there was a 'bell' sound, as if something had hit the kitchen knife, and the loud sound made my ears tingle, and then there was a clattering sound of the kitchen knife falling to the ground.

I hurriedly opened my eyes and saw that Yang Li Daxian was full of horror, the kitchen knife in his hand had disappeared, presumably it was knocked away by something, because the head couldn't move, and I couldn't see where the kitchen knife fell.

"Yes...... Be...... Who? Yang Li Daxian said eating.

"Yang Li Daxian, you are so bold, you even dare to harm my apprentice?" A voice came from outside the window, the voice was mellow and mellow, like a bowl of old wine. It seems that this person threw something in outside the window and knocked Yang Li Daxian's kitchen knife away. However, my house is obviously more than ten meters away from the ground, how can he stand outside my window, could it be that this person can fly?

When Yang Li Daxian heard this voice, his teeth were chattering: "Tang ...... Tang Dynasty...... Don ......"

Tang didn't see him for a long time, but his voice became lower and softer.

The mellow voice outside the window smiled faintly: "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention for a while, but I frightened you!" The effect of the paralysis charm is very short, and you will be back to normal after a maximum of five minutes, and someone will come and clean up the garbage later. I'll go first, bye-bye. ”

"Hey, hey! What the hell are you trying to tell me to do? I exclaimed.

"You'll find out in a few days!" The voice faded away.

After four or five minutes, my hands and feet were able to move, and I ran to the window to look around, and there was nothing outside, black and numb, much darker than before.

I walked back and kicked Yang Li Daxian to find that he was completely shrunk into a ball, and he was dead, and near the kitchen knife, I picked up a leaf. I/day, the guy outside the window must have knocked the kitchen knife away with this leaf, right? There was a loud bang, was this leaf made of iron?

I subconsciously tore it with my hand, and the leaves were torn in half by me, tsk, this is a real leaf, such a soft and fragile leaf can actually knock a kitchen knife away, is this the legendary flying flower picking leaves? Therefore, according to old legends, when a person's internal force reaches the already realm, he can infuse his true qi into the petals or leaves, and throw it out casually, hurting people invisibly.

As I was gritting my teeth and sighing, there was a knock at the door, and I stepped forward to open the door, and four young men in red robes stood outside the door, one of whom nodded at me and said, "Sir, let's come and clean up the garbage." ”

"Oh." I stepped aside and got out of the way.

Four mermaids rushed in, two of them lifted the body of Yang Li Daxian and walked out quickly, and the other two quickly cleaned the room, and after checking it, the man in red who was talking to me smiled at me and beckoned the other person to cover the door.

This monopoly villa is really evil, first Sang Xin took me in, only said that I should not go out at night, and the rest left without saying anything; Then Yangli Daxian came to the door and said that he wanted to avenge Huli Daxian, and almost split me in half; Finally, a mysterious man emerges, who can fly around in the air and fly kitchen knives with leaves......