Chapter Ninety-Five: Good News

I glanced at the corpse fairy on the bed, and immediately retreated to the door with the phone, and answered the phone while observing its movements.

On the phone, the one-eyed dragon was full of spirit, and his voice was full of joy, and he said: "Boss, big joy, Douzi called, he didn't die!" I felt my hands tremble, staring at the corpse fairy, listening to the one-eyed dragon's voice on the phone, and seriously wondering if I was hallucinating.

I only heard the one-eyed dragon chattering: "This morning, he made a phone call and said that he didn't have a penny on him now, and I sent him money in the card and booked a plane ticket for him, and the person has arrived at this time." I called you in the morning, and there was no signal. ”

I took a deep breath and said, "You're not lying to me. ”

The one-eyed dragon sighed and said, "Boss, can I lie to you?" ”

I said, "Let him answer the phone." ”

The one-eyed dragon said, "No, I can't take it, I'm already sleeping like a dead pig, but it's true, what if people are lying in bed?" ”

I felt that things were going a little more than I expected, and at this moment, I didn't even feel surprised, I just felt weird. I said, "What did he do when he came back?" Did you say anything? The one-eyed dragon thought for a moment and reported, "Yes, I ate two buckets of instant noodles, and then fell asleep." ”

I said, "Didn't he ask about me?" “

The one-eyed dragon said: "When he called me, he asked, and he seemed to be in a hurry at the time, so he didn't say a few words, and he hung up when he heard that you had nothing to do." I just came back and mentioned you...... I said you went to Xiangxi, he was probably too tired and fell asleep without listening much. Boss, don't care about the corpse fairy, come back quickly, others are good, don't go to trouble. ”

I glanced at the corpse fairy on the bed and said coldly, "It's too late." Wake him up for me and let him answer the phone. ”

Immediately afterwards, the voice of the one-eyed dragon came from the phone, and after grinding for a long time, I heard the sound of tofu as if it was about to die, at this moment, I felt that my heart was filled with two emotions, one was a huge surprise and excitement, and the other was to strangle him back to death.

He yawned before he said, "Lao Chen, I haven't seen you for more than a month, I want to kill you." ”

I said, "I miss you too, I want to kill you, I want to strangle you,"

Tofu seemed to sober up a little and said, "I heard the one-eyed dragon say, you think I'm dead, I've been sad for a long time, you won't be willing to strangle me to death, and there is no way to scare me with this sentence in the future." I felt my blood rush to my head, and said coldly over the phone: "You'd better give me an explanation, what the hell is going on, where have you been this month?" ”

Tofu heard that my tone was wrong, and quickly said, "Don't be angry, I didn't mean to." It's a long story. ”

I said, "That's a long story short." ”

There was a snapping sound from Tofu's side, probably slapping his face, and then, he was much better and told me a rough story about what had happened next. In Tofu's words, he himself is confused. After the corpse fairy captured him, he flew all the way up along the ice cave, and when he swept past Zhao Erye's corpse, he held tofu in one hand and the corpse in the other, opened his mouth and began to suck Zhao Erye.

At that time, I was in a high altitude, and I was caught by the corpse fairy, and I also witnessed the process of smoking, where did the tofu bear it, and I was scared and fainted. He didn't know how much he knew what happened next, and when he woke up, he was woken up by a sharp pain.

Tofu woke up suddenly, and couldn't help screaming and opened his eyes, only to find that the green in front of him was no longer in the snowy mountains. When he looked up, the surrounding vegetation was dense, and there were blue mountains in the distance, and there was no sign of snow peaks, as if he was already far away from the Snow Dragon Mountains.

The moment he woke up, Tofu was still a little confused, and he didn't think of the corpse fairy for a while, until he found that the surrounding environment was wrong, and the sharp pain in his legs, he remembered that he was caught by the corpse fairy. The picture of the corpse fairy sucking Zhao Erye flashed in his mind, his scalp was numb for a while, and when he turned his head, he saw that the corpse fairy was standing behind him.

And the reason why there is severe pain in his legs, according to Tofu's own guess, it is estimated that the corpse fairy threw the tofu down when he landed. When Tofu saw the corpse fairy, he was scared and was about to pee, and subconsciously wanted to hide, but his legs were in sharp pain, as if they were broken, and he couldn't hold on after crawling two steps on the ground.

At this moment, the corpse fairy with a blank face squatted down, staring at him with a straight gaze.

Tofu cried in fright and said, "Grandpa, Grandpa Corpse Fairy, you spare your life, don't eat me, it's not me who destroyed your grave, it's the other people in the cave, you don't arrest so many people, why are you arresting me." ”

The corpse fairy didn't answer him, still maintaining Mu Ran's expression, Tofu thought that he was going to die this time, and begged for mercy again and again, saying anything shameless and skinless, and after talking for about ten minutes, he found that the corpse fairy was still like that.

Tofu swallowed his saliva, and countless thoughts turned in his heart.

Why didn't this corpse fairy speak?

Why doesn't this corpse fairy eat me?

How does it look like a wooden man?

What does it want to do?

Tofu couldn't move, the pain in his legs eroded the nerves, and he curled up in a ball, carefully observing the corpse fairy, and just like that, from daytime to sunset. After the most sorrow, Tofu felt that something was wrong, and he thought: Is there something wrong with this corpse fairy? Thinking of this, he cautiously stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the corpse fairy's eyes.

The corpse fairy's eyes followed the movement of his palm, thus proving that the corpse fairy was alive, but other than that, the corpse fairy still did not make any other movements, like a wooden man. It was getting darker until it was completely dark, and the corpse fairy didn't move, and Tofu was tormented by the pain in his legs, thinking that his legs might be broken. This was followed by a series of associations: amputation, wheelchair use, inability to marry a daughter-in-law, having to be helped to go to the toilet, being ridiculed and ridiculed by the people around me, being disgusted by me at the worst, then begging on the streets, and then being caught by people who trafficked in organs, the organs were cut off, and the bodies were buried everywhere......

My face darkened when I heard this, and I said, "Tell the point." ”

Tofu said: "That's the point! At that time, I couldn't move my legs, I was cold and hungry, the insects in the grass were crawling around on me, the people who were in pain wanted to die, and there was a corpse fairy next to me, I didn't want to live at that time, I wanted to commit suicide, do you know the way! ”

I said, "Then why didn't you kill yourself?" ”

"I'm afraid it hurts."

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I forced myself to calm down, looked at the corpse fairy who was not moving on the bed, and decided to change the subject, saying, "Regarding the part about your suffering, let's skip over, what about later?" ”

According to later descriptions, that night, it rained heavily, and under that circumstance, Tofu Zhilu said that his chances of living were probably not much, and even if he really wanted to die, he should make himself feel better before he died, so he climbed under a big tree to hide from the rain.

And with his movements, the corpse fairy also began to follow him, although Tofu didn't know what was going on with Lu Dao, but he could also vaguely understand that this corpse fairy should not move him for the time being.

Then it was pitch black, and it rained heavily in the darkness all night, and Tofu developed a high fever, and even when it was dawn, he just lay on the ground, in his words, waiting to die. The corpse fairy, on the other hand, stood by the side, from night to day. As time passed, the day turned into night again, and the tofu was almost half a breath left, lying on the ground waiting to die. He stared blankly at the corpse fairy next to him like a wood, and said weakly, "It's better for you to kill me, let me die a happy death." ”

The corpse fairy ignored him.

Tofu said: "I know the way, it turns out that the corpse fairy has no brains, there were four people at the time, why do you want to arrest me?" Is it because I'm handsome? No way...... You are a corpse immortal, a thousand-year-old zongzi, and it is not suitable for you to engage in the foundation. ”

When they reached the end, the night turned into day again, and for two whole days and two nights, except for licking some dew from the grass and eating a few grasshoppers that had scurried over on their own, there was nothing. Tofu felt that the place where he was lying now was his own grave.

I asked him to omit the process of suffering, but this kid didn't omit at all, I was very guilty, but I was strong enough to survive, you must know the situation of my legendary experience.

After the worst, the tofu body couldn't eat it and fainted. After fainting, the corpse fairy was still standing next to him like a log.

When he woke up, he found himself lying on the bed, which turned out to be found and rescued.

He was rescued by a seedling, which is very rare in modern times, they retain a very primitive Miao tradition, do not speak Chinese, for these two reasons, the location of the seedlings is generally in a very remote mountain.

It's a really poor place, no roads, no electricity, no TV, no refrigerator, everything is old. This is definitely not an exaggeration, and it is difficult for anyone who has not really been to the depths of the mountains to imagine that there is such a place in today's China.

In fact, there are many such places, and most of them are located in the areas of Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan, where the mountains and rivers are majestic, and the majestic mountains and rivers are the civilization that resists step by step. Of course, civilization will one day triumph over the natural environment, but at least not yet.

In modern times, there are many such places, and this is definitely not an exaggeration.

The one who saved the tofu was an old man who was a seedling, and because he couldn't speak Chinese, the two could only rely on comparisons. The Miao people have their own medical theories, commonly known as Miao medicine, in the following days, tofu was in that poor place to recuperate, as for whether the leg was broken, he did not know, anyway, half a month to barely get out of bed and walk.

During this period, Tofu suddenly discovered that the corpse fairy had not left yet. ‘

In the words of tofu, it is a wood that can walk and move, fairy wind bones, handsome appearance, and with that feather coat, it is like a fairy descending to earth. But the expression on its face is solidified, it can't speak, and it doesn't seem to think.

After contact, Tofu knew that it should not hurt itself for the time being.