Chapter Ninety-Six: Wood

Since there was no entertainment in the noodle village, and there was no language barrier, during the period of recuperation, only the corpse fairy stood by his bed like a puppet, and Tofu began to talk to the corpse fairy: "Xiaopu, can you speak?" Why are you following me? ”

"Are you a fool?"

"Hahaha, I know the way, you want to be a door god, right?"

"Hey, do you think my legs are still good? The people here don't speak Chinese, and they don't even have electricity, do you see, they wear clothes with very few colors, and the cloth looks like it's woven by itself, what does this mean? It shows that they never go out of the mountain. It's over, what should I do if my leg is lame and they don't come out of the mountain? ”

"Xiaopu, can you give a little reaction? Are you wood? ”

"Wood, don't you know how to fly? I'll tell you my address, will you fly me back? I live in the Antique City in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province...... "Of course, the corpse fairy did not give him any reaction. The existence of the corpse fairy, as well as its strange dress, naturally aroused the curiosity of others, but due to the language barrier between the two sides, it was not necessary to use tofu to make up lies. When eating, the old man who was born was afraid of the leg of the tofu, and usually sent it to the room.

Tofu is especially grateful for this, and although the two cannot communicate, their expressions are regardless of ethnicity, and they express their position with kindness and gratitude.

On this day, the old man brought in another meal, the meal was two, tofu and the old man left, then he carried chopsticks and prepared to eat, while eating, he said to the corpse fairy: "Wood, the old man sends two meals a day, and you can't eat it, I am all dying, I feel fat again, will I drill into the thief hole in the future?" ”

On the one hand, he was preparing to eat at the same time, however, just as he was about to serve the bowl, the corpse fairy, who had not moved, suddenly stretched out his hand and put his hand directly into the bowl. It was porridge that day, and the face of the tofu changed.

Of course, the main thing is to be scared.

For a long time, the corpse fairy has never had any other superfluous actions except for standing guard, and this sudden action makes Tofu think that it is not wood, not wood, so it has to eat people? Tofu watched the corpse fairy soak his hands in the porridge, his eyes were straight, he trembled with fright, and stammered: "Mu ...... Wood, ah, no, Brother Corpse Fairy, Grandpa Corpse Fairy, let's have something to say, don't move your hands and feet. ”

The corpse fairy still maintained that movement, and his eyes rolled slightly, staring at the bowl of porridge. Tofu was worried for a long time, and when he saw that the corpse fairy did not react, he understood to himself that the corpse fairy wanted to eat, so he trembled and picked up another bowl of porridge and said, "Eat, you eat and I watch, can I eat the rest?" That one...... Can you leave me two slices of bacon? ”

The bowl of porridge reached the mouth of the corpse fairy, it still did not react, however, at this moment, Tofu suddenly found something that made people's scalp tingle, the hand of the corpse fairy who was originally soaked in the bowl, I don't know when, actually crawled a black thing, and if you looked closely, it was a very small worm, as if it had crawled from the porridge to the hand of the corpse fairy. When I think about what I usually eat, not to mention how disgusting it is.

At this moment, the corpse fairy slowly withdrew his hand, put it to his mouth, stretched out his tongue, and slowly licked the insect on his hand into his mouth, chewed it, chewed it again, chewed it again, and chirped again, and the tofu was almost vomited.

The hands of the corpse fairy are jet black, but the Hanfu feather coat is wide and the sleeves are large, and the hands are usually caged inside, and no one has found it, and the change of clothes sent by the old man naturally did not move. The old man must have felt strange, but he didn't understand the language and couldn't communicate, plus the corpse fairy didn't look like a bad person, and he didn't leave the house, so he didn't do anything strange, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

At this moment, the old man suddenly got into the room, looking nervous, pointing to the two bowls of porridge, anxiously drawing a eating action, as if asking if Tofu had eaten, Tofu shook his head, and the old man breathed a sigh of relief.

Then, with a tiger face, he pulled a girl in from the outside.

This girl knows Tofu, the Miao people here are very simple, and the injured outsiders came, so they have more or less come to visit, and this girl is the most diligent to watch. He has rough hands and feet, some burns on his face, and an ugly face. But she is very good to tofu, often send some food over, tofu has a good impression of her, because she doesn't know her name, so she calls her 'Miao Miao girl'.

Tofu felt strange, what did this old man do when he dragged her in angrily?

Miao Miao covered her face and cried, and the old man was reprimanding her fiercely, the tofu was unknown, lying on the bed anxiously persuading, the three of them were not in the horse's mouth, and it took a long time to stop. Immediately afterwards, the old man immediately withdrew the batch of meals, and when Miao Miao left the room, she looked guilty and sadly bowed her head, looking like she had done something wrong.

Tofu can't figure out which one to sing.

When I heard this, I said: "Sheng Miao is good at Gu, eighty percent of the insects in that porridge are Miao Gu, according to the situation you described, it is likely that Miao Miao gave you Gu and was discovered by the old man." ”

Tofu was puzzled: "Why did she play Gu on me?" ”

I said in my heart that this kid is stupid, this still needs to be asked, among the three Gu of the Miao family, there is a lovesick Gu, it is said that if a woman likes a certain man, and the other party doesn't like herself, she can go down this Gu, once the other party falls into this Gu, she will not be able to control her love for the person who is in the Gu.

That Miao Miao probably fell in love with tofu, so she fell under the Gu, but was discovered by the old man, so there was that one at that time. I told Tofu all kinds of speculations, and Tofu was silent for a while, and said, "Eighty percent is what you said." Not knowing what he was thinking, he fell silent. I guess he was thinking about Miao Miao, and after waiting for a while, he reminded, "Later." ”

Tofu came back to his senses and continued.

The old man didn't know what medicine he used, and for about half a month, the tofu could go to the ground, but he couldn't travel for a long time, so he could only occupy the time to live, and help the old man do the work at hand in the yard on weekdays, peeling corn or something.

During this period, the corpse fairy has been following him, wherever he goes, and he has never harmed anyone else. I thought that the corpse fairy suddenly reacted to the Gu worm, and it was estimated that he still had the nature of devouring poison, so he saved Tofu by mistake.

But why this corpse fairy is like this, Tofu can't figure it out, and I can't figure it out either.

However, according to his description, I estimate that this corpse fairy will not be harmful for the time being, and eighty percent is just like what Old Man Chen said, whether it is harmful to the living depends on the mood of the corpse fairy. But I doubt now that this corpse fairy has such a thing as a heart.

The next thing is to go with the flow, the tofu hurt better, so he took the corpse fairy to wander in the village, met a lot of sisters and sisters, the shape of the tofu is good, the people are also likable, plus the girl there is simple-minded, there are not so many thoughts, so the tofu is very popular, of course, the corpse fairy behind him is more popular in appearance, but it is a pity that he does not speak, does not get angry or laugh, so the girls hit the wall everywhere, and the most unfortunate will not exist as a corpse fairy.

After a long time, Tofu also got used to the corpse fairy, he felt that his injury was almost good, and said to the corpse fairy before going to bed: "Wood, let's go back in the next two days, go to the nearest village to make a call, and let Lao Chen pick us up." Lao Chen, do you remember, that is, when you crawled out of the coffin, the one who was dressed in black and shot you with a few small flying knives. I see that you are quite conscious, don't kill people, and don't pick up girls, this is an advantage, but let me tell you, don't follow me all the time, I am a human, you are a corpse, although during this time, we have developed a very good friendship, but you are not suitable for our world, you better go back to the coffin and lie down, and I will go to see you when I am free tomorrow. ”

The corpse fairy didn't react.

Tofu stared at it and said, "If you don't refuse, you agree." ”

Seeing that the corpse fairy did not react, Tofu sighed, knowing that this was an ignorant and ignorant wood, and it didn't make sense, but he was afraid that when he went on the road, he still had to follow him. While worrying about how to get rid of this heel, he thought that when he went back, he would thank the villagers here, and fell asleep in a daze.

When he woke up the next day, he suddenly found that the door god who stood at the head of his bed every night had disappeared.

This has never happened before.

Could it be that it has gone out of its way to harm people? Tofu chuckled in his heart, lifted the quilt and turned over and rushed out of the door, the village was still calm, but the corpse fairy did not follow, and the people around him felt strange, and asked him with gestures, why are the people around you gone.

Tofu didn't know how to explain, so he could only look around the village by himself, but there was no trace, and he reacted after the last: I want to find it for Mao? The corpse fairy left by himself, isn't it just in the middle of it? Thinking about it like this, he accepted it calmly, and said goodbye to the villagers who were seedlings that day, and walked out of the mountain with dry food.

The big mountain, it took two days and one night to walk out of the mountain, and Tofu found that he was still in Yunnan, but the location was transferred from the northern Xuelong Mountains to the south. He had the documents on him, but he didn't have a bank card, only cash, and it wasn't enough to buy a plane ticket, so he asked the one-eyed dragon for help.

After listening to this, I said, "The corpse fairy is here with me now." ”

Tofu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Are you kidding me?" ”

I said, "It seems to be eyeing me." ”

Tofu gasped and said, "Did it do anything to you?" ”

"Nope."

The tofu was silent for a moment and said, "I know it better, you listen to me, don't fight with it, it won't take the initiative to hurt people." ”

I said, "I know it." ”

Tofu asked again, "Where are you now?" When will you be back?"

Lu Su arrived, but Old Man Chen lived in the courtyard and was unattended, so I couldn't just leave, so I let Tofu stay in the shop by himself, and then go back after dealing with the things here.

After hanging up the phone, I looked at the corpse fairy lying on the bed and felt a little headache, but I simply ignored it after the last day, and made a bunk on the floor by myself, and slept until dawn.