Chapter 69: I want to eat steamed buns
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I covered my bruised and swollen face and walked slowly towards the dormitory. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)
I swear, I haven't done anything lacking in virtue in my life, and the worst thing I've ever done is when I was seven or eight years old, I occasionally peeked at the little girl next door taking a bath.
I recruited someone to provoke someone, I accidentally entered a women's toilet, and finally let Zhao Shanyu catch him, beat me violently, and hurt me to death.
Especially my nose, I feel crooked.
Covering his face and walking back to the dormitory, Brother Donkey and the three of them were lying on the bed playing, as soon as I saw my appearance, Brother Tu stood up and asked, ", who are you fighting with, why don't you call us, go, brother, I'll help you get the field back." ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I fell myself." I have to swallow it in my stomach even if I break my teeth, and I can't tell them that I ran into the girls' toilet and let my girlfriend catch and beat me, what a shame.
"Why did you fall and fall a panda eye?" Brother Donkey looked at me gloating and asked with a smile.
"It's not your business." I lay down on the bed and fell asleep, and when I talked to them again, I was sure to be counted down by them.
I really say sleep when I sleep, and it's not ambiguous at all.
When I woke up, I looked at my phone, it was already five o'clock in the morning the next day, and I felt that the wound on my face had healed, and the outside was slightly brighter.
I hurriedly ran up and ran to them to get them up.
Brother Handsome and Brother Tu are okay, they get up as soon as they scream, just this donkey brother, wearing a red underwear, pouting his ass and sleeping, and he can't get up when he is killed.
This is military training in the army, is it a joke to be late, not to mention that you have to be beaten, or Brother Tu is domineering, and he directly took a basin of water and splashed it on this donkey brother to get him up.
We hurriedly brushed our teeth and rinsed our mouths, and when it was almost done, the four of us hurriedly ran downstairs.
Now there are many students waiting in line below, I covered my face and followed Brother Donkey and the three of them into the group of girls, for fear that Zhao Shanyu would see it.
Yesterday had already made Zhao Shanyu extremely angry, and now let her see me in this place, hey, I'm a little afraid of the consequences when I think about it.
Soon the instructors ran over, and the cow just yelled at one of our classes: "Okay, I know that you are in poor health, so let's run ten laps to warm up first." ”
", instructor, this lap is at least 800 meters." Brother Donkey roared.
"What are your eyes? Is this eight hundred meters? This is the standard 1,500 meters, and if you can't finish before eight o'clock, you are not allowed to eat breakfast, line up, run! The instructor roared.
The group of women didn't complain one by one, so Brother Donkey rolled his eyes as he ran, and said, "I can't do it, I really can't do it, Brother Tu, you can run away with me." ”
"I'll go, as far as I'm concerned." I scolded quietly.
The first few laps were okay, especially in the last two laps, the grandson of Brother Donkey actually foamed at the mouth, which scared us to think that the sheep was crazy, and finally the instructor ran over, holding a plastic stick and was about to smoke, Brother Donkey immediately jumped up and said that he was fine.
Seriously, military training in college is really not for human fun, it's not like I didn't have military training in high school, I just played everywhere, and I didn't practice, and now I suddenly let me run 15,000 kilometers, it's really fucking difficult.
At exactly 7:55 a.m., I had always thought that my body was very good, but I was so tired that I rolled my eyes and almost fainted on the ground.
The girls were also sweating profusely, and they were already wearing thin clothes, and they suddenly saw it more thoroughly.
When Brother Donkey ran like a dead dog before, at this time he suddenly came alive, handed water and towels to beautiful girls everywhere, and then waited for these girls to wipe their sweat, and the donkey brother held the towel and sniffed hard.
I infinitely doubt that Brother Donkey is really a bit psychopathic.
Fortunately, at eight o'clock, Niu Gang also came over and said that we should go to the cafeteria to eat.
This canteen is very large, with dozens of windows, and our class queues up in front of one window.
In line with the tradition of ladies first, the four of us were ruthlessly left behind, and it was finally the turn of the donkey brother in front at half past eight.
I was so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back, and I really wanted to eat it when I looked at the steamed buns in the canteen.
As soon as Brother Donkey walked over to take a look, he immediately scolded: ", is this for people to eat?" It's so unpalatable at first glance, I don't even have some meat, and I don't necessarily eat it for dogs. ”
I suddenly felt that this donkey brother had committed another crime, so I hurriedly squeezed him away and said to a soldier in military uniform: "Dude, he doesn't eat me, I eat." ”
The soldier didn't hang me, and the cow just heard the voice of the donkey brother before and came over, and yelled at the four of us, "What are you guys doing?" ”
"Report to the instructor, this is no meat stuffed big buns, I can't stand it without meat." Brother Donkey said, "If you don't give me meat to eat, I won't be able to train." ”
"Okay, then don't eat it." Niu Gang didn't ask Brother Donkey to eat meat, and then said to the soldier with the steamed buns: "Don't give them a few steamed buns." ”
"Don't mind." Brother Tu's eyes were red, and he said, "Instructor, we want to eat." ”
The handsome brother's face turned white, and after strenuous exercise, it is estimated that he has no strength to speak now.
The instructor ignored us, turned around and left.
I looked at the appearance of Brother Donkey and had the intention of killing him, this grandson, when he arrived in the army, he still pretended to be a calf.
Brother Donkey was also a little embarrassed to say: "I'm sorry buddies, when you go out, I will invite you to eat Malatang." ”
"Fuck your uncle, when you go out, you will be invited to a five-star hotel for dinner, the key is that we can go out now?" I yelled at the donkey.
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The four of us walked to a corner, and I looked at the students around me who were happily nibbling on steamed buns, swallowing saliva, damn it, I had never seen steamed buns that were so tempting to me.
Brother Tu and Brother Yingjun are also similar to me, and their souls are about to be snatched away by steamed buns.
"As for you, look at your cowardice." Brother Donkey looked indifferent, but his two eyes were also staring at the steamed buns.
Suddenly, Zhao Shanyu in the distance walked over with two steamed buns.
Brother Donkey stood up with a brush, swept away his previous decadent appearance, and his eyes became extremely melancholy, stopped in front of Zhao Shanyu, then tidied up his collar, and asked Zhao Shanyu with a smile: "Beautiful Miss, are you here to find me?" ”
As soon as Zhao Shanyu was about to speak, Brother Donkey hurriedly shook his head and said, "Nono, don't say it, I know what you want to say, there are too many people who like me, and you are just one of them." I actually rarely eat steamed buns, but I will naturally laugh at the steamed buns given by such a beautiful lady as you. ”
I sighed and shook my head, knowing what was going to happen on my toes.