Chapter 68: Do You Believe It?
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Geyue Mountain is a very special place in Chongqing, and there is a dialect in Chongqing that scolds: "Your baby came out of Geyue Mountain." (Please search, update the fastest fiction website!)"
It is estimated that many people in other places do not understand what it means, in addition to the military region on this Geyue Mountain, it is more famous for the psychiatric hospital above, and to say that others are coming down from Geyue Mountain means to scold others for being neurotic.
The four of us sat at the back of the bus, and we were all bored to death, and seriously, our car was full of girls' perfume smells.
I, Brother Handsome and Brother Tu are really bored and don't know what to do, only Brother Donkey's two noses smell those perfumes vigorously, with a look of enjoyment, and from time to time I also comment on which girl a certain perfume is, as if it has a special function.
I'm worried now when I look out the window.
Damn, I didn't think too much about it when I let Brother Donkey flicker at first, but now if Zhao Shanyu knew that I went to study nursing and lived in a girls' dormitory, what would she think?
I guess with Zhao Shanyu's temper, beating me up is light, which is why I didn't dare to call her after reporting to school.
There are a lot of people in this session, so I haven't met Zhao Shanyu now, but I will always meet it during military training, and Zhao Shanyu will definitely be angry when he sees me standing next to a girl.
"What are you thinking?" Brother Donkey asked me obscenely: "Do you have a crush on which chick, tell your donkey brother, and promise to help you soak it." ”
I glanced at this guy, with this guy's IQ, I guess I can only think of using drugs, and I didn't pay attention to him, worried.
At about half past four, the car also stopped at the gate of the military region of Geyue Mountain.
As soon as we went, we quickly lined up and stood up.
Then the instructor who led our class was called Niu Gang, a young man of about twenty-three years old, but with a stern face, he asked us to run in line, and then in a dormitory building, we were asked to go in and pick a dormitory by ourselves.
As soon as the four of us wanted to follow this group of old ladies in, the cow just yelled at the four of us, "Those four guys, what are you doing, stop." ”
After speaking, Instructor Niu Gang walked up to us, glanced at us and shouted, "You still want to enter the girls' dormitory?" ”
"Report to the instructor, we live in the girls' dormitory at the school." Brother Tu stood up straight and shouted.
", go to the boys' dorm over there." Niu Gang frowned and pointed to a men's dormitory next to him.
"No, instructor, I don't want to go in and pick up soap." Brother Donkey's face suddenly became bitter.
The instructor was not verbose at all, rushed up and gave Brother Donkey a kick in the stomach, kicking Brother Donkey so much that he covered his stomach and screamed.
"Oops, I beat someone, it hurts to death." The donkey screamed.
But the soldiers who passed by didn't see it.
Although it is a dormitory, although I really want to help, but when I look at the instructor, although it is not high, it is only 1.7 meters, but the soldier is estimated to be very black.
In the spirit that it is better for one person to be beaten than for four of us to be beaten together, all three of us were very wise not to do anything.
"Still nonsense? Get the hell over, and then meet here tomorrow at half past five. After saying that, the cow just swaggered away.
"his grandmother, this revenge is not a villain." Brother Donkey covered his stomach, Brother Tu helped him, and the four of us walked into the boys' dormitory.
When we walked in, there were already many buddies living in it, and the corridors were also squatting and smoking cigarettes, and when we saw the four of us coming in, they looked out enviously.
"buddy, how did you live in the girls' dormitory at school, it's awesome." As soon as those buddies saw us coming in, they hurriedly scattered cigarettes for us.
Brother Donkey straightened his waist suddenly, and said with a leader's style: "Well, it's a little bit of a pull, isn't it just a girls' dormitory." ”
"Damn, idol." This group of buddies said one by one.
Originally, they were all the same age, and they all smelled like each other, so they soon chatted.
I immediately felt a little sick in my stomach, and approached the dormitory to go to the bathroom, but they told me that I had no water, so I had to go to the public toilet opposite.
I really can't stand it, I guess I drank too much yesterday, so I just pulled a few pieces of paper and rushed out.
There was a one-story public toilet opposite, and my stomach hurt so much that I couldn't stand it when I walked, and I felt like I was going to pull it out after a few more steps.
I hurriedly rushed in, then opened a door, locked it, and crouched.
Comfortable.
It's so comfortable.
"That instructor today was so perverted that he touched my ass."
Suddenly, next door to a layer of wooden planks, there was a girl's voice, hey, why did a woman run into the women's toilet?
I wondered, and suddenly a female voice came from the right.
Damn, something is wrong, I looked back at the trash can and there were a few sanitary napkins in it.
I swallowed.
Now there are two possibilities, the first is that these old ladies like to run to the men's toilet to go to the toilet, and as for the second, I fucking ran into the women's toilet!
I suddenly felt my heart pounding, the first one is unlikely, according to the current situation, most of it is the second, damn it, if I let it out, my reputation in this life will be ruined!
I didn't dare to go out after I finished pulling, and there were often female voices around me, and I didn't dare to move, for fear of revealing some sound.
Suddenly, there were voices of Zhao Shanyu and a strange woman outside.
"Shirt Yu, what about the boyfriend you told me yesterday, you are so beautiful, your boyfriend must be very handsome and rich, right?"
"It's just a little bastard, although it's not very handsome, but the character is absolutely fine, a very upright person." Zhao Shanyu's voice came from outside, and then Zhao Shanyu said: "It's strange, it's all school, why doesn't he call me yet, forget it, I'll call him, and bring him some gifts, let him come down and get it." ”
I hurriedly took out my phone and prepared to turn it off,.
"Whoever is lewd, I'm lewd, who's lascivious or I'm lascivious."
I looked at this ringtone blankly, this ringtone was chosen for me by Zhao Shanyu, saying that it suits my personality very well.
I had a sense of foreboding.
Bang!
The door was kicked open.
I hurriedly took two steps back, and Zhao Shanyu looked at me in the toilet in surprise, with a big mouth.
At this time, Zhao Shanyu was wearing a camouflage uniform, a braid, and no makeup, but he looked extremely beautiful.
There was also a pockmarked girl next to Zhao Shanyu, this girl looked at me and covered her mouth in surprise, pulled the corner of Zhao Shanyu's clothes and asked: "Shirt Yu, this, is this the boyfriend you said has absolutely no problem with his character?" ”
Zhao Shanyu's face darkened, a smile appeared on his face, and he winked at me twice and asked, "Xiao Fengfeng, can you explain what is going on?" ”
"If I say I went to the wrong toilet, would you believe me?"