The next day, when the sky was just dark, Wang Fatzi pulled me up, combed his two-inch hair, and asked me narcissistically: "Haisheng, do you think I'm handsome?" All right? After he finished, he said to himself again, as if his sleeves had grown a little, and after changing the sleeves, he said to himself again, as if his belly was bigger, should he change it.

I...... Nima's, fat man, you die, you big belly, no matter how you change it, it's a Maitreya belly.

In this way, the fat man talked to himself for more than an hour, and my ears were tortured by him for more than an hour.

In the end, the fat man actually took a suit in Uncle Qingsong's cabinet and put it on, and the strange thing is that he can put it on.

Along the way, as long as we walk through, it must be 100% turn back.

Isn't this nonsense? I've seen a student come to class in a suit, and he still went to the countryside to pull weeds.

It's just that this time, the fat man is destined to be disappointed, because Teacher Si Lijing is sick, so this time he is led by another teacher.

After learning the news, the fat man's majestic hair instantly deflated into a big bitter gourd.

On the way, our companions kept throwing strange eyes at us.

"Fatty, can you take off Uncle Qingsong's suit?" I poked the fat man's back and said quietly: "It's a hot day, and you can stand it." ”

The fat man was originally sunburned like a shriveled eggplant, but when I asked him this, he immediately refreshed. He straightened his chicken breasts and whispered proudly: "Hehe, Haisheng, haven't you noticed the adoring glances that the beauties around you cast at me?"

…… Dead fatty, are you sure that people's eyes are adoring, aren't they scolding you for being insane?

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After the autumn harvest season, the land is also busy. The teacher who led the group assigned us tasks for each area.

The fat man and I were assigned to pick peanuts in a corner, and the other classmates were also busy with their own work.

"One-eyed monster, big fat man...... You two come over to me. A delicate and pleasant voice rang in our ears, but it contained an unmistakable command.

The owner of the voice is a little beauty with melon seed eyes and danfeng eyes, but this beauty is not cute at all.

Her name is Yao Yirong, and she is one of the top ten beauties even in the whole level, and at the same time, she is also the daughter of a big boss in the provincial capital. Since childhood, the superior family background has shaped this chick's arrogant and pampered personality. In her eyes, it is natural to serve her, and the whole world revolves around her, there is no doubt about it.

Needless to say, she named the two of us this time, and it must be no good thing.

"Well, you two come over here and help me get rid of the grass." Yao Yirong commanded and ordered the two of us, the little melon seed's face was red in the sun, and it looked very cute.

"No time......" I pouted, not buying it at all. The fat man was about to go up and help, but I pulled him back

"If you dare to go, my brother won't have to do it." After a cruel remark, the fat man could only retract his right foot in a daze.

"You...... Chen Haisheng. Yao Yirong's face turned red with anger.

I rolled my eyes and continued to squat down to harvest peanuts, no longer caring about the arrogant lady. Since the last time Yao Yirong read the love letter written by Wei Xiong to him in public, I can't raise any good feelings for her.

Wei Xiong is the third brother I have met in addition to the fat man after coming to Guangdong for so long. Last time, Wei Xiong wrote a love letter to Yao Yirong, not only did she appreciate it, but she also read it in public, and after reading it, she tore it up in public, not caring about the feelings of others at all, and she was so complacent that she showed off in front of everyone, thinking that she was amazing.

There is a saying, it goes like this. In life, I will always know a girl who pretends to be unreasonable, there is always a buddy who is so obscene that he falls to the ground, and there is always a brother who picks up the knife in his hand for you with a cigarette in his mouth, which ...... Maybe it's youth.

Of course...... There is also a gentle and kind, Burmese shy girl...... For example, this one that appeared in front of me.

"Brother Haisheng, Brother Qiang. My aunt knows that I'm here today, and she deliberately cooked a few more friends' meals, so why don't you go over and eat together later? The owner of the voice was standing in front of us, fiddling with his fingers, nervously awaiting our answer.

This girl's name is Mengxue, and she is also the godsister recognized by the dead fat man. She's not particularly pretty, but she's the kind of person who is naturally cute, and moreover, kind to herself. Sometimes when I am bullied, I will find reasons for others, and this character is often teased by others.

Once, the fat man forcibly stood up for her when he saw her being teased by a naughty classmate. Since then, even with me, we have become her good friends, and the fat man doesn't know which tendon is twitched, so he must recognize her as his sister.

"Xiaoxue, don't worry, Haisheng and I will definitely go later. Our aunt, I, as a big brother, always have to visit. The fat man put his arm around my shoulders and said shamelessly

I nodded and said, "Okay." ”

After all, for such a kind girl, I really can't refuse it.

After Mengxue got the reply, she left with joy, and the fat man and I continued to squat down to harvest potatoes.

"Alas...... Haisheng, look at my godsister, although you want to have no breasts, you have to have no figure, but you have a pure heart, it's better to ......" The fat man raised his eyebrows and said with a lewd smile

"Roll ......"

When you meet such a big brother, it can really be described as unladylike.

I ignored the fat man and continued to squat down and pick peanuts.

"Ahh

"Something is wrong! It's weird. While pinching, the fat man whispered to himself.

I rolled my eyes and said angrily, "There's something wrong." ”

The fat man's way of calculating is to use plum blossoms to count hexagrams.

Plum blossoms are easy to count, and it is a must in Qimen easy to learn. Although the prediction results are not as comprehensive as Ziping's predictions, the prediction of a certain thing is particularly accurate and easy to get started.

He is based on the mathematics of Qianyi, Dui, Lisan, Zhen4, Xun 5, Kan6, Gen7, Kunba, and the innate eight trigrams, and can start hexagrams anytime and anywhere, and there are many ways to take hexagrams, which can be used to make hexagrams with sound, direction, time, movement, geography, time of day, and characters.

A few years ago, Uncle Qingsong took the two of us to visit his uncle, the old man Qingqiu. On that day, there was also a middle-aged woman who came to ask for a test.

At the beginning, the old man Qingqiu didn't ask anything, didn't ask eight characters, and didn't chat with the woman, but just asked the middle-aged woman: "What do you want to measure?" ”

The middle-aged woman replied, "I want to test marriage." ”

In just one sentence, the old man Qingqiu accurately said how old the girl was when she got married, how old she was when she divorced, when she found a boyfriend, what was the height of that boyfriend, and where she was from. Now there is a conflict with the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she thought that the old man Qingqiu was a god, so she almost knelt down and bowed.

In the eyes of outsiders, the old man Qingqiu is indeed very magical, he doesn't need eight characters, and he doesn't chat with others, so he asks others what he wants to test, and he immediately finds out about his past in this regard.

In fact, the old man Qingqiu had already divined when everyone didn't know, and the way of divination was not that insiders didn't know the inside story at all.

He used the plum blossom easy number. Plum blossoms are easy to count divination for a certain thing, such as marriage, wealth, and so on. And the way of the hexagram is very much, at that time, the old man of Qingqiu was a middle-aged woman as the upper hexagram, sitting in the direction of the lower hexagram, in conjunction with the time of the time, with the plum blossom easy to measure the middle-aged woman's past, as well as the difficulties encountered.

Outsiders don't know, thinking that the old man Qingqiu has an eye behind his back, which can penetrate people's past and future.

This is also the magic of plum blossoms, as long as you ask, even according to the time you asked, the clothes you are wearing, the voice of the voice, and so on. However, there is a characteristic of this plum blossom easy number, that is, "nothing happens, no movement!" "Yes, the old man Qingqiu has to ask the middle-aged woman what she wants to measure before he can make a hexagram.

I have heard that in ancient times, there were also people who heard the sound of dogs and started hexagrams, measured when there were guests, and felt the plum blossoms fall and measured when there were thieves.

Now, Wang Fatzi suddenly sneezed a few times, and with these few sneezes, he started the hexagram in the direction where he stood, and cooperated with the hour. It's just that I don't take the fat man's divination seriously at all. Because this product is always an idle egg, it will be hexagram at every turn, and it will be hexagram if there is anything to do. And the ability to hexagram is not an ordinary scum. Ten times I didn't get it right, and I didn't even reach the realm of plum blossom Xinyi, let alone compare it with Uncle Qingsong and Old Man Qingqiu.

However, I didn't bother him, and for me, the greatest joy was to hit the fat man hard when he got the results.

"The kan is water, the earthquake is wood, the kan sits down for the water, the earthquake sits down for the wood, and the sub is punished...... I saw the hell in the middle again...... And the ghost belongs to the water" The fat man muttered intermittently, and suddenly, he nervously grabbed my shoulder, glared at my eyes and shouted: "Haisheng, it's not good, let's run, there are water ghosts, it's going to die......"

I cut it off and said disappreciatively, "Where did you ......come from in broad daylight?"

"Oh no, no, someone has fallen into the water...... Suddenly, there was a noisy scream from the river not far away, with panic in it

Groove ...... It's really accurate......