Chapter 2 Super Lewd Old Man

Fatty, don't look around, brother is out. A flash of purple light came out of the fat man's eyebrows, and turned into an old man in tattered clothes, with messy long hair, a pair of mustaches, a big red rosacea nose full of wrinkles, and a pair of small eyes staring round, looking at the fat man with a smile.

When the fat man saw this scene of changing people, he was frightened and his liver jumped up, and he almost turned around and fled, but the fat man was bold, so he didn't do such a humiliating thing, and then stared at the mysterious lewd man who appeared in the air and said: "This big brother, not senior, who is your old man"? The fat man asked cautiously.

"Fatty, congratulations, you have won the lottery, I am the only one in heaven and earth, the three realms and six realms are unique, from the ancient, ancient, ancient, medieval, ancient, ancient, to the present, his grandmother's, the most experienced, super invincible system is also. Just now, my brother has recognized you as the master, which means that in the future, our brothers will live together. Fatty, let's shake hands, let's walk side by side at the end of the day, and be the best friends." After saying these words, I saw this super invincible lewd man stretch out a pair of dirty black hands and greet the fat man enthusiastically.

The fat man just saw the scary scene outside, and then saw this incredible scene, and now after listening to these nonsense words, the fat man was confused, and saw the old man in mid-air who was not a good thing at first glance, stretched out his enthusiastic hand to him, and said such disgusting words, the fat man for a while, the heart of suicide, hurriedly took a step back, avoided the big hands that were held over, and said angrily: "You dead glass, get away, who is a good friend with you, fat brother, my surname orientation is normal, You've just said a lot, and I haven't heard what you are, why do you recognize me as the Lord? What's going on out there now, can you tell me about it?" What the fat man wants to figure out most now is what happened outside.

"Brother is not a thing, no, brother is a thing, it's not right, by the way, let's put it this way, brother is a savior exchange system that can save your life, and can also help you get ahead and kill the Quartet."

"That, fat man, you have also seen the situation outside, the world has changed greatly, the catastrophe in Shenzhou, the end is coming, the corpses that bite people everywhere and suck blood are just the lowest level of zombies, not even white-haired zombies, there will be more harm in the future, the emperor is now a slurry, all things become demons, animals, plants, and even some dead things with a spirit surname, it is possible to open the spirit surname and evolve into monsters. Fatty, the good life of your human beings is over, and brother, it is under this heavenly way, the glimmer of life that came into being, after the fusion of the current popular elements of the world, brother is the golden finger necessary for the protagonists in all kinds of last novels you have read, referred to as the system".

"Fatty, now you understand, right? There is such a super system to help you, how about it, thank you very much in my heart, don't worship brother like crazy, brother is just a legend". The old man smiled cheaply, a pair of triangular eyes were round, the fat man who looked up and down was only hairy in his heart, the fat man's heart was tight, the brother went out, and said timidly: "Let's say okay first, no matter what system you are, how powerful you are, I said to this point, I have always been a performer and not a body, to tell you, I will never betray my chastity."

When the old man saw the fat man's appearance, he sweated profusely, and opened his mouth: "I'm a fat man, bah, phew, you're a dead fat man, is my brother that kind of person, just your fat body, you die of this heart, my brother will take a fancy to you, my brother likes a charming young cutie, as for you dead fat, get out of the way, almost didn't nauseate my brother." The old man didn't say how disgusting his image was. It's also a narcissistic look. I straightened my dirty, messy, and curly long hair, and I looked like I was a handsome guy. The fat man who watched just wanted to crawl and vomit.

The fat man finally relieved his breath, and thought that the world he was in now was not what it used to be, just like the obscene old man in front of him said that the emperor is now a demon, and everything is a demon, although I don't know what the emperor is now, but it can be imagined that this is definitely not a good thing, the zombies are all out, not to mention that there are gods and horses, monsters, monsters, and horses, do we still have a good time? What a time for this system. The fat man thought to himself, could it be that he is the savior destined by God to save mankind and protect the earth, and all the male protagonists in ** novels can't be?

Look at the golden finger of the system, this task of saving mankind and maintaining peace, who else can afford it except yourself. Thinking of this, the fat man hurriedly rolled over and climbed under the old man, with a look of anticipation.

"That, that system boss, with your help, can I immediately transform into the invincible superman who wears underwear in the United States, kill all the zombies and fierce beasts and monsters, come to a global killing, kill all the bad silver, snatch all the women back, no, it's to save it, and finally the three officials and six courtyards, with a group of beautiful eyebrows? System boss, do you think I am the master, do you think I am the legendary savior"? The fat man didn't care about wiping the saliva that kept dripping from the corners of his mouth, squinted a pair of small eyes, and looked at the old man who called himself a system with affection, and the two eager eyes kept sending autumn cabbage to each other.

The old man let the fat man look at Ling Ling's cold war, heard these words, almost didn't spit out, a pounce, raised his foot and kicked the fat man out four or five meters away, looking at the fat man who was rolling on the ground, the old man said with palpitations: "Fatty, you think of beauty, there is such a good thing in this world, warn you, don't look at my brother with this kind of estrus again, and then look at my brother who is careful to pump you, I really can't stand you."

The fat man rolled over a donkey, and said dejectedly: "Then what's the use of your system, you can't let me become a superman, and let me become a bad point, you can't be like me, you are a foodie with no ability." The fat man's face was depressed. The ambitions and ambitions that had just been inspired disappeared without a trace.

When the old man saw the fat man's declining appearance, he was angry, and snorted: "Brother said that brother is useless, brother is a unique existence between heaven and earth, and the value of my existence is to constantly create miracles, Superman is a fart, at the level of Superman in American movies, after a few years, any demon beast is estimated to be able to easily tear him to pieces, and Superman, he has more strength, can put a laser, plus can fly in the air, which is also called Superman." This kind of garbage is not to be compared with a great existence like my brother. Brother can't afford to lose this person."

The fat man's eyes lit up, Superman is a fart, how powerful this system should be, and shouted with bright eyes: "Brother, you are my brother, don't play with me, no, now there are monsters and zombies everywhere outside, you hurry up and tell me what your functions are, boss, hero, idol, brother, brother." The fat man's performance level is okay, and his rhetoric is full of tears, which is extremely pitiful.

When the old man saw the fat man pretending to be pitiful here, he snickered in his heart, and said angrily: "Fatty, don't pretend, my brother has already seen it, you are a slut who owes it." Now shut your foul mouth and listen to my brother explain to you how powerful this system is."

When the fat man heard this, he obediently shut up, sat on the ground honestly, and hurriedly made the appearance that I was a good student, and patiently listened to the lecture with his hands behind his back.

The old man flew in a circle, and finally stopped in front of the fat man, first posed a I am a master in a style pose, touched his little mustache with one hand, and carried it behind his back with the other hand, standing in the air for a long time, which was more disgusting than the fat man for ten or twenty times. Pulling a broken gong voice, he forcibly suppressed his tone, and said arrogantly: "Fatty, the avenue is fifty, and the sky is forty-nine, so there is a glimmer of life in heaven and earth." Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things; All things have birth and death, life or death, death or life, all of which are creations. Red dust three thousand zhang, or greedy or killing, or sad or happy, there is cause and effect, entangled with each other, forming a calamity, since the aura of heaven and earth does not exist, the ancient monks gradually disappeared, the human race began to enter the era of the end of the law, the so-called science and technology, is to keep asking for this side of the world, keep making everything extinct and extinct process, everything has a cause and there must be a result, this time the emperor is slurry, all things become demons, is the punishment of this world for the human behavior in the end of the law era! The consequences of all this are of human self-infliction. Heaven is ruthless, regards all beings as ants, and Heaven is selfless, descending the emperor's slurry, giving all kinds of creatures that are about to become extinct a guarantee for survival. However, the Heavenly Dao also has affection, and it has also left a glimmer of life for the beings of this human race."

The old man touched his mustache, pointed to the sky with one hand and the ground with the other, and his gong-like voice also increased several times, becoming extraordinarily loud: "Brother is the legendary one who escaped, that is, the only glimmer of life of the human race between heaven and earth." Fatty, brother said you won the lottery, now you believe it, brother has all kinds of magic powers of all kinds of monks in ancient times, all kinds of magic treasures, etc., as long as you meet the requirements of your brother, complete a certain task or obtain a certain amount of merit, all kinds of magic powers, all kinds of magic weapons, brother has everything. Of course, this system is up to my brother, so, fat man, hehe, you know." The old man looked at the fat man, and the one who laughed was called a silver swing, and the one who posed was called a wind scratch.

When the fat man heard what the old man of the system said, he was so excited that he just wanted to roll on the ground to vent the happiness in his heart. Grandma's, it's big, it's cool now, this is a golden finger, this is a super thick golden leg given to me by God. It's good now, fat man, I just need to hold this thick leg firmly, the world is big, it's not that I am a fat brother. When the time comes, my daughter-in-law wants to marry a few and marry a few, one cooks for me, one washes my clothes, and three will play mahjong with my brother. Thinking of the happy scene in the future, hehe. The fat man's saliva flowed out again.

The old man looked at the fat man's surname, and shouted impatiently: "Fatty, wake up, wake up, what are you dreaming about?"

The fat man came back to his senses, and now he looked at the old man, how pleasing he looked, and he no longer had the obscene feeling at the beginning. I just feel that the old man is now his dearest person. When he cheered, he rushed over to the old man, and shouted: "System boss, I want to exchange, I want to exchange now."