Chapter 3 The fat man's shit luck
Seeing that the fat man was so impatient, the old man was happy, made a solemn look, and introduced the fat man seriously: "Brother is the guide of the system, fat man, the image of my brother is based on the image of the character who is most impressive in your mind in the recent period before you recognize the master, so my brother is based on the most impressive character image in your mind, and it has become the current image." Fortunately, this image is also quite stylish, brother likes it."
After a pause, the old man thought for a moment and said a word, and almost vomited blood to death without the fat man. "Fatty, the system originally required that you have one more chance to change the appearance and surname of the guide, but brother sees that you have been enthusiastic about your brother just now, and the friendship value is very high, and you can fully accept the image of your brother so stylishly, so my brother will make the decision for you and bind my brother's appearance. Hey, hey".
The fat man wanted to hit the wall when he heard it, oh my God, why, what is the high value of friendliness, gray and enthusiastic, now the world has become like this, this suddenly fell from the sky a big pie and smashed it on my head, don't say that you are a sloppy and obscene old man, you are a pig, my brother has to give you up!
Oh my God, the fat man let out a long howl, and his scream was so miserable, like a dead father. The fat man regretted it in his heart, thinking that I treasured so many small movies from the island country in my computer, and the random heroine in it was not hundreds of times stronger than the perverted old man in front of me. Why do I want to watch Zhou Xingxing's kung fu before calling for dinner, I can't watch Shenma movies, look, let's call the obscene old man who sells cheats in kung fu, the fat man really wants to cry without tears, his eyes glared at the old man in front of him, and the gaze shot out of his eyes was scorching and could melt steel. grinning and protesting: "System boss, you can't deprive me of my legitimate rights and interests, I protest, I want to change the guide."
The old man was very happy, thinking, my brother can't play with you dead fat. At that moment, he smiled and lightly threw out a sentence: "The protest is invalid, fatty, the guide has been bound, you should still consider the matter of exchanging professional skills and exercises" The old man also knew that this thing was not authentic. Hurriedly changed the topic to divert the fat man's attention.
The fat man howled for a long time, and when he saw that the protest was ineffective, he stopped talking nonsense with the old man. Directly let the old man explain the content and method of exchange.
As soon as the old man stretched out his hand, a virtual screen appeared in mid-air, which was full of dense occupations, exercises, supernatural powers, weapons, and so on. The fat man's eyes were dizzy.
Taishang forgets his feelings and transforms the three realms into a realm where he can become a saint, and the primordial spirit entrusts the void, immortal and indestructible.
Pangu's true body is truly understood, the strongest and supreme, and the Tao is preached with strength.
Eighteen axes to open the sky and split the earth. One axe mixed element is opened, two axes are divided into heaven and earth, and three axes are broken in time and space.
Mixed Yuan Wuji Creation Sutra. Achievement of the Mixed Yuan Daluo Golden Immortal, the Three Realms and Six Paths, I respect myself.
In the palm of the Buddha country, Sumeru into mustard seeds, return to the element into one, the palm of the world of its own.
The demon refining pot has a strange space inside, and the space is so large that it seems to be able to contain heaven and earth. Refining all things in heaven and earth.
The four swords of Zhuxian are out, as soon as this sword comes out, let you be a Daluo Immortal and a King Kong Arhat, I am afraid that you will be hopeless when you see blood, and your form and spirit will be destroyed! The four swords are matched with the sword diagram of the immortals, which can become the sword array of the immortals, the immortals are profitable, the immortals are killed, the red light is everywhere in the immortals, the changes of the immortals are endless, and the blood of the Daluo immortals is stained......
The fat man was flooded with drooling when he saw it, and he didn't realize it, but he was immersed in this sudden happiness. The exercises and magic weapons listed above are more awesome than the other. One is more perverted than the other. There is no most experience, only more experience. The fat man was overjoyed to see the dancing of his hands. It's called a beauty in my heart.
"System boss, that, first exchange for me that Pangu real body true solution, and then give me the innate treasure Pangu axe, who is my brother afraid of now, zombies, hum, zombies and his old brother are not afraid now, hahaha." The fat man's smile was so smug that the corners of his mouth were cracked to the base of his ears. A pair of big chubby hands kept rubbing back and forth. I can't wait. I can't wait to achieve the true body of Pangu right now, take the Pangu axe, and run out to kill the Quartet.
"Fatty, I've disappointed you, it's impossible to exchange for Pangu's true body, you haven't completed any of the tasks released by your brother, there is no merit value, and now all the exercises can't be exchanged. As for the Pangu Axe, it can't be exchanged. Your merit is not enough". The old man looked at the fat man's radiant appearance and said gloatingly.
"Ah, how should I redeem it, mission, what mission. How to get merit points, and merit, how to get merit, boss, don't play with me"! The fat man pleaded weakly.
"Fatty, brother will explain to you again, all kinds of exercises in the system, you can rely on doing the tasks of the system, after completing the task, according to the difficulty of the task, you can get different levels of merit points and merits. Merit points can be used to exchange for all kinds of magic powers, as for all kinds of magic weapons, immortal weapons, spiritual treasures, etc., you can only rely on the merits you get to exchange, the more merit you have, the higher the level of the magic weapon exchanged, and the greater the power of the magic weapon."
Speaking of this, I saw the old man shake his hair, and the wind scratched and continued: "Now brother is going to tell you about the most important task function of the system, brother said, brother is the savior exchange system, one of the main functions of brother is to help the fat man you choose the savior, give them to exchange exercises and magic weapons, etc., in a word, the stronger the savior, the stronger the fat man, all the tasks of the brother are issued for the selected savior, fat man you can guide coercion, coercion and temptation, etc., In short, no matter what method you use, as long as the saviors complete the tasks released by the brother, you can get merit points and a certain amount of merit."
The fat man is upset, Nima, the savior exchange system? What is this, it's messy, the fat man looked up at the old man pretending to be mysterious in mid-air puzzled, and asked: "Big brother, brother, you just say how I can get the exercises and magic weapons, big brother, you play with me again, and the zombies outside will run in and eat my corpse, and we will be all done."
The more anxious the fat man was, the happier the old man became, looking at the fat man's anxious light and wanting to jump to his feet, the old man couldn't help but let out a scream, and said with his eyebrows dancing: "Fat man, why are you so stupid, haven't you heard of this sentence, a woman can conquer a man by wearing stockings, and a man can conquer a bank by putting on stockings!" And the fat man, you are the one who hides in the shadows and sells stockings. Do you understand".
The fat man is even more depressed, why did my brother become a stockings seller again, this old man is becoming more and more perverted, how can I put up such a system. The whole second goods, look at the protagonist in the novel, the one who is not the protagonist is shocked, the subordinates are rushing to vote, the beauties are vying for arms, and the ones with gold fingers are more cool, exchange, what do you want to exchange, what do you want to practice, what do you want to practice, the bright one with the protagonist's halo shining, it's really a 24k titanium alloy dog eye that blinds me. Now, I also have a golden finger, but my life, why is it so bitter?
Seeing the fat man's bitter appearance, the old man thought for a while, opened his mouth and said: "Fat man, don't be depressed, as the master of the system, you still have two benefits, the first one, you can choose a profession, as your future development direction, according to the profession you choose, brother will send you a novice gift package for free, so that you can survive in the early stage, to ensure that you can complete some of the initial tasks released by the brother." The second item, fat man, brother gives you a chance to turn the lucky wheel to draw, you can choose the innate spirit treasure, or you can choose the top cultivation exercises in the ancient period. Of course, if you're unlucky, you may not be able to draw anything, hehe, what's even more unlucky is that my brother set up a small surprise for you, if you win, not only will you not have a prize, but you will also owe your brother two hundred merit points and five hundred merits. Hehe, fatty, it's up to you to be lucky, my brother is very optimistic about you. The old man smiled evilly at the fat man, and all the walnut skin wrinkles on his face bloomed into small flowers.
In the eyes of the fat man, that smile is simply a devilish smile. The laughing fat man had goosebumps all over his body, and the secret channel system in his heart was really insidious. Knowing that he had been played by the system, there was nothing to do, so he had to hang his head and say: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to draw a lottery now, let's start, grandma's, people die and birds are in the sky, and they won't die for thousands of years." Let's get started".
The old man stretched out his hand, a big roulette appeared in front of the fat man out of thin air, a pointer in the middle was slowly turning, the surrounding grid was listed with various exercises, magic weapons, supernatural powers and other things, there was a small grid at the top with a wordless written on it, the fat man knew that if he won this, it was equivalent to nothing, and then take a closer look, there was also a small grid below, this grid was smaller, there was nothing in it, only two words, IOU. Needless to say, if you win this, it will be equivalent to selling yourself to the system, and it is impossible for the fat man to turn over if he does not repay these exploits and merits. I saw that the roulette wheel was spinning faster and faster, and after waiting for twenty or thirty seconds, the fat man shouted nervously: Stop!
The old man let out an exclamation: "Fatty, I can't see it, you kid stepped on the shit, this luck is good, only such an innate spirit treasure can also let you draw, the demon refining pot!" The best innate spirit treasure, it's good to give a Pangu axe that doesn't change it, so I'll give it to you, brother is distressed"! The old man screamed in remorse over the fat man, and kept shouting that this was a big loss.
When the fat man heard this, he was overjoyed, refining the demon pot! I quickly opened my closed eyes and looked around to see what the prize looked like. The old man stretched out his hand, a glow flashed, and a simple celadon pot appeared in his hand, and the old man shouted: The fat man caught it, threw it hard, and a flash of brilliance flashed, and the small pot flew towards the fat man, and entered the fat man's body in a flash.
The fat man searched left and right, and finally found a porcelain pot-like pattern on his fat belly. "How do you use this thing?" The fat man studied for a long time and couldn't figure out the purpose and usage of this small pot, so he had to raise his head and ask the old man for help.
The old man pointed to the fat man's belly, laughed, and said: "Fat man, your fat body is really quite thick, haha, the demon refining pot is an innate spiritual treasure, you have no cultivation at all, although with the help of my brother let you refine it, but it is now in a sealed state, its various anti-heaven functions, can only be strengthened a little bit with your cultivation, and you can gradually unseal layer by layer." But now the only thing you can use is its spatial function, the demon refining pot, the pot is a world of its own, and there is another world. Now that you have refined it, you can open the passage of the space inside the Demon Refining Pot as long as you want."
When the fat man heard that the demon refining pot was sealed, his heart was cold, and then he heard an explanation of the system, and he could understand this. Don't say anything more at the moment, concentrate your mind, and think with all your strength that I want to enter the demon refining pot. I saw a fluctuation in the space in front of the fat man, and then slowly appeared a passage more than one person high with colorful light.
The fat man cheered, and ran into the passage first, and the old man followed with a grin. As soon as he stepped on the passage, he saw the fat man involuntarily driving forward. With the movement of the channel, there was a burst of fairy music in the ears, which sounded like the sound of musical instruments such as guzheng and erhu, the music was classical and full of charm, which made the fat man have a long aftertaste and enjoy his face.
After about two minutes of teleportation, the teleportation ended, and the fairy music no longer sounded. The fat man looked around at the strange world inside the pot.
I saw the fat man in a pavilion-like building, the fat man got up and walked out of the pavilion, opened his eyes widely, looked around the scenery, this is a fairly large valley, east and west surrounded by mountains on three sides, facing water in the south, a wide waterfall on the mountain in the north poured down, condensed into a small river, circling from the valley, in the valley, all kinds of strange flowers and plants, can be seen everywhere. All kinds of towering trees, long is lush, a gust of wind blows, the fragrance of all kinds of flowers and trees, blowing in the face makes people smell intoxicated.
In front of the pavilion, there is a gravel paved path, and on the side of the road stands a stone tablet with a few lines of traditional Chinese characters depicted:
The world is long and separated from the world,
I can't bear to be miserable and chaotic.
Sorry for the wind to pass away,
The clouds and mist surround the fairy mountain.
Demon refining pot, immortal in the pot.;