Chapter 669: Long live the almighty political thought lesson

The zombie Xiao Yujun, like a little hamster in a pet cage, kept running and running on the treadmill, and the jerky rollers finally turned more and more smoothly after the initial harsh rubbing, making a cheerful sound of cooing.

The crowd of wisdom corpses stood beside him, staring at the figure of the zombie Xiao Yujun running, and looked at Tan Ying who was commanding next to him from time to time, and a low-level wisdom corpse looked at it for a long time, and couldn't see why, and said to a smart corpse beside him: "Yes, what is good, good-looking." The other party was obviously much smarter than it, and "shhh The low-level intelligent corpse was scolded and didn't care: "What do you think, what do you think?" The smart corpse glanced back at it: "Manipulation - look at Tan Ying's manipulation of voters, you know what it means to be like an arm to make a finger, this is, this means that Tan Ying's brain waves are almost seamlessly connected with that little voter." The low-level intelligent corpse still didn't understand: "So, so what's the matter?" Everyone knows that Tan Ying and her husband have a set of commanding voters, and just now they commanded voters to farm and hunt, and everyone watched. ”

The clever corpse had the patience to explain to his idiot companion, "Why don't you understand? Mr. Huang asked us to see the difference between the voters we command, whether it is appearance, physical fitness or flexibility, in fact, it reflects the ability of our envoys to command the voters, Tan Ying and Pan Jingfeng's voters are top-notch everywhere, because their two husbands and wives use brain waves to command voters at a very high level, but their level of evolutionary awakening is the highest among us - haven't you figured it out? ”

I really didn't understand it, the low-level wisdom corpse shook his head--Wang Lu also shook his head next to him, and then nodded again, it's not easy, he flickered all over the world, and finally flickered the wisdom corpse into the pit, and then there was nothing to do with himself. The intelligent corpses in these pits will dig the pit bigger and bigger on their own, until they are deeply trapped in it and cannot extricate themselves, and the more intelligent the intelligent corpses. The more so, because at the bottom of this pit is the third evolutionary path that does not exist.

Faith is a terrible thing, you can't see it, you can't touch it. But once it is formed, it will grow bigger and bigger, and countless intelligent corpses will improve this third path on their own. Moreover, those who think that the truth is in their own hands, and those who dare to raise objections are heretics and should be burned at the stake.

Wang Lu quietly left the barnyard, and the zombies were still staring at the performance of the zombie Xiao Yujun, he rubbed his nose, these damn zombies. It's so smelly, I've been in the sun for a long time, and I'm a little thirsty, so I'd better hurry back to the small building to drink some water, and then talk about it. Feng Zhenzhen was alone in the small building, although he said that the door was locked, he was still a little uneasy.

Wang Lu returned to the small building and knocked on the door, and there was a sound of unlocking from behind the door, and it opened with a squeak, revealing Feng Zhenzhen's smiling face: "I'm back." He welcomed the king into the door.

As soon as he stepped into the door, the shady room made Wang Luchang breathe a sigh of relief, and Feng Zhenzhen handed over wet towels, cool and peeled cucumbers, and a few red tomatoes.

Wang Lu washed his face, sat at the table and chewed cucumbers, and whispered proudly: "Finally put those guys in order, fuck, although they are said to be smart corpses, but a few guys are smart enough, but it's not easy to fool." ”

Feng Zhenzhen had already understood the situation at the scene through brain waves, and vaguely guessed what Wang Lu's nonsense referred to by the third road, but she was still a little puzzled, Wang Lu's method of fooling was actually not clever, and it could even be said to be a bit blunt, but why did those wise corpses believe it, and it could even be said that they took the initiative to jump into the pit dug by Wang Lu? Hell, from beginning to end, the third way of the king road does not even have a formed theory, compared to the sacrament theory of Wang Lu, who claims to be a prophet, the third way is more like a deception of a hooded child, with no flowery rhetoric, no strict dogma, and no precepts.

Feng Zhenzhen couldn't help but be curious, and finally asked, "I said, how did you, how did you trick them into believing your nonsense?" As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed to the wise corpses and zombies still gathered on the barn.

"Political Ideology Lessons." Wang Lu chewed on the cucumber and said vaguely.

"Politics...... What lessons? Feng Zhenzhen's eyes widened.

"Political and ideological lessons." Wang Lu said: "It's the political ideology class that all of us have read, and we doze off every time we go to class." ”

He put down the cucumber in his hand, pointed to the wise corpse outside and said: "These wise corpses, they have all undergone the most traditional compulsory education before their deaths, from elementary school to junior high school, from high school to university, there are various forms of political and ideological classes, and some ideas have already been imperceptibly engraved in their minds. Even if they become intelligent corpses, in their gradually recovering memories, these thoughts also affect their actions to some extent. ”

Feng Zhenzhen muttered, "Is this the so-called brainwashing? ”

"What kind of brainwashing?!" Wang Lu said with a smile: "You think your head is clothes, you can wash it as much as you want, if you can really brainwash it, how can there be so many leading party and JY on the Internet in the past, and it would have been washed into a red country long ago." There is still some truth in the political thought class - no, literally, a lot of the content is the truth. For example, labor creates history, and labor creates human beings. ”

Wang Lu shook his head and said: "Every elementary school student knows that human beings evolved from monkeys, but this evolution does not rely on any god or god, but it is just that the two hands are liberated by walking upright, and in the continuous labor, the talent has evolved - well, I haven't endorsed it for many years, it should be almost this reason, and I can get a 7 point for a 10-point question." ”

"This idea and concept is known to anyone who has undergone several years of compulsory education, and even those who burn incense and worship the Buddha also know this principle."

"Instead of making up a third way that I can't even justify myself, it's better to apply the theories of my predecessors, repackage it in a different way, change labor to create people, change labor to create intelligent corpses, transfer flowers and trees, and change tanuki for princes, it's as simple as that. Of course, the special behavior of Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, the two good old men in the smart corpses, also unexpectedly became a verification of my theory, and I have to admit that they do have a set of commanding zombies. ”

"Just take the minds of the Wise Corpses in this direction, and let them naturally think about the relationship between labor and the evolution of the Wise Corpses, and the rest - well, there is nothing left left. Because in our compulsory education textbooks, the relevant expositions are already exhausted, and there is no need for me to draw them myself. Those smart corpses will make up their own brains. ”

Feng Zhenzhen pursed his lips and smiled beside him: "You, you are too bad, what kind of third path you talked about was basically the moon in the water, pity these, these smart corpses are still seriously studying." ”

Wang Lu was rarely serious: "You are wrong." In real terms, this so-called third way pit was dug by themselves - even if I didn't have to talk nonsense. Sooner or later, they will also appear on their own among these intelligent corpses. ”

Feng Zhenzhen was stunned: "How did you say this?" ”

Wang Lu nodded his chin at the smart corpses on the barn - I don't know when, the zombie Xiao Yujun had already got off the treadmill and replaced one of the zombies commanded by Tian Ling, and as soon as he got on the treadmill, he fell on his stomach - Wang Lu's words carried an indescribable emotion: "Look at these outside - these smart corpses, who are they?" They are losers! In life, they were losers. The college students who were unexpectedly squeezed out of the mountainous areas, the truck drivers who could only go to the remote routes in the mountainous areas to eat in the logistics companies that could not compete with the big ones, and the proprietress who guarded the small shop in the village with only 100 people to buy some needles and threads, you see, these. are all at the bottom of society. Even if they mutate into smart corpses, they are still losers, neither dare to go to big cities and grab territory with high-level smart corpses who have already controlled a large number of zombies and supplies, nor dare to attack the well-defended survivor living settlements, they only dare to stay in the mountains and mess around, and do this as a smart corpse. ”

"But it's just that they refuse to succumb to fate, look at that Tan Ying, who taught herself to take a correspondence college diploma before her death, haha, a small shop proprietress in a mountain village, she wants a college diploma to have a fart."

"No way, this is the true portrayal of the people in this land, they are not powerful enough, they can't compare with the second generation of officials, they don't have wealth enough, they can't compare with the rich second generation, they can't be smart enough, they can't compare with the real elite, so they can only comfort themselves - God rewards hard work, as long as they put in the effort, effort and more efforts, they can always succeed. This is true when you are alive, and it is the same when you are a wise corpse. Feng Zhenzhen, look at these wise corpses outside the building, they don't have the strength to follow the guidance of the sacrament theory, but they attack the fortress of the survivors, and they don't have the ability and ambition to attack the wise corpse companions like that 'him', but in their hearts, they hope that they can evolve and awaken, and sooner or later they will have to find this third evolutionary path, and find an evolutionary path suitable for low-level intelligent corpses like them. But we all know that in this society, there are only a few ways to really succeed, and more people can only have a chaotic life, but even the lowest masses need certain beliefs to anesthetize themselves. Therefore, I, Wang Lu, Huang Saiwen, Huang Emissary, and Teacher Huang appeared, and gave them a path of evolution that was most suitable for them to take. ”

"Work hard, day after day, month after month, year after year, as long as you pay more, you will succeed one day."

Feng Zhenzhen looked at Wang Lu in a daze, in his eyes, there was not much mockery, but a deep helplessness, her heart suddenly moved, Wang Lu said in his mouth that he was a smart corpse, and he was actually thinking about himself in his heart, he used to be a small person in society, for a meager income, he wrote online novels every day, while enduring piracy, while envying the gods who were making money every day, while looking at the pitiful amount of money in his account that was not enough for cigarette money, But self-hypnotizing again and again - code words, code words non-stop code words, one day you will get rich like those great gods.

What's the difference between this and those poor intelligent corpses outside the building seeking evolution and awakening?

Feng Zhenzhen gently grabbed Wang Lu's arm and leaned her body on his back, she looked out the window at the intelligent corpses who were busy practicing repeatedly commanding zombies, and suddenly said, "You say, will this third path really be useful?" ”

Wang Lu shook his head, and just blurted out: "How can it be ......" and paused, just as he could not completely deny that labor can change people's lives, he was not sure whether what the wise corpses were doing now could promote the evolution of the brain.

Perhaps, probably, probably, it will be more or less useful. In particular, if the intelligent corpses command the zombies through brain waves, it is actually a way to develop the brain domain.

In the final analysis, Wang Lu is also deeply affected by the "brainwashing" of compulsory education, and the creation of human beings through labor is also one of his subconscious.

Wang Lu shook his head: "Who knows, no matter what, the key now is to find a way to get out." Now that these sapient corpses are focused on the evolution of the third way, we will soon be able to go home. ”

At this time, three figures walked out of the corpses of the wisdom in the barnyard. It is Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying and Tian Ling, these three intelligent corpses have the highest IQ relatively speaking, and they have faintly become the spokesperson of the wisdom corpses.

Wang Lu looked at the three wise corpses walking towards Xiaolou, and said proudly: "The big thing has been decided. The Zombies have come to a consensus that the third path worksβ€”and as I guessed, the Zombies are self-hypnotizing as well. In this way, my task as a teacher has been completed, and we will soon be able to leave the trail and go down to the village. ”

Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, and Tian Ling entered the small building and bowed to the smiling Wang Luyi: "Teacher Huang, thank you for your guidance." ”

Wang Lu waved his hand generously: "Words are serious, and your practice has also played a great role in inspiring, especially Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying." Without what you've done to the zombie folks before, even I can't see the relationship between labor and evolution. Hehe, I'm not going to hide it from you, I don't know anything about evolutionary awakening myself, and you used to marvel at how high my level of evolution is. But to be honest, I don't know anything about why I am like this after I mutated, and how I will continue to evolve in the future. "Wang Lu is a nail, so that the attention of the wise corpses can be focused on the unwarranted third path, otherwise, he will not be able to explain why he was born to evolve like a living person. Simply block the words of the wisdom corpse - don't ask Lao Tzu 100,000 why, Lao Tzu was born to know. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway.

Wang Lu's move was a misunderstanding of Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, Tian Ling and other smart corpses, even if they were curious, they would not have the courage to ask, Tan Ying stood up and said: "Teacher Huang, you have guided us to such an avenue of evolution, it is really beyond retribution, we want to ask the teacher to live in the mountain house for a few more days, and give us a chance to thank the teacher." ”

Wang Lu just wanted to open his mouth to refuse--this broken place without even a quilt, what is there to stay, and suddenly he was stunned--Oops, he still underestimated these smart corpses, although the third way has fooled them into a pit with no end in sight, but the smart corpses are not simple idiots, they want to thank themselves beautifully, in fact, they want to let themselves stay, in order to see whether the third way is effective or not. If you have to wait until you see the third evolutionary path take effect, and these wise corpses are willing to let Lao Tzu go, then what year and month will it be.

His mother's, Lao Tzu has pitted himself in!

Looking at Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying and Tian Ling in front of him, and then glancing at the corpses of the wisdom on the grain field outside the small building, Wang Lu knew that he didn't have the capital to turn his face at all, and it seemed that he had to stay honestly and accept the gratitude of the corpses. Alas, I knew that I should have attacked Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying as soon as possible, but now that there are many corpses on the other side, it is impossible to take risks again.

Wang Lu sat down with a heavy ass: "Okay, stay a few more days, stay a few more days." ”

Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, and Tian Ling felt the fluctuation of Wang Lu's brain waves, and the teacher didn't seem very happy - Tan Ying quickly understood, and she said hello to her husband and Tian Ling through the brain waves, and exited the small building.

Wang Lu misunderstood the wisdom corpses in the village under the road, they didn't dare to put a high-level wisdom corpse under house arrest, and asked Wang Lu to stay for a few more days, it was really a thought of return. It's just that Wang Lu's high-level smart corpse is a Xibei product, and his waist can't be stiffened at all, so he shrinks back when he gets along with the smart corpses. Feng Zhenzhen understands, but she can't wait to live with Wang Lu for a few more days, and the later she returns to Yashan, the better, so she won't break it.

As soon as she returned to the barnyard, Tan Ying said to Pan Jingfeng and Tian Ling: "We are doing bad things with good intentions, Huang Envoy has a very high degree of evolution, and even has a feeling that the days when we usually sleep in the open are not suitable for Teacher Huang, we have to make some preparations to let Teacher Huang live here comfortably for a few days." ”

Tian Ling soon understood: "I'm going to send voters -- no, I'll go back to the village in person and bring some supplies." ”

Pan Jingfeng said: "You don't have a lot of materials there, so let's do it, everyone present has the strength to contribute and bring them to the village on the road, but you can't wronged Mr. Huang." ”

Tan Ying said: "It's not just Mr. Huang who can use it, after he leaves, if we also recover our senses one day, we can also use these things." As she spoke, she raised her hand and stroked the fruit on a loquat tree: "I am tired of eating this loquat, but now I can't remember what the sweetness of this loquat is." I wish I could get back to feeling soon. ”

Pan Jingfeng put his arm around Tan Ying's shoulders and said, "Wife, yes, one day you will evolve and awaken like Teacher Huang." Don't you like to eat sweet? When the time comes, I'll give you chocolate and butterscotch candy in the city, as sweet as you want. (To be continued.) )