Wang Lu was very satisfied, and his nonsense finally worked.

What a third way of evolution - simply!

What is the comparison between the IQ of the intelligent corpse and the education, work experience, and personality before his death, to put it bluntly, it is three words - brain.

Wang Lu's purpose is to make the wise corpses completely lose the direction of evolution and awakening in a series of plausible information.

What Wang Lu was most afraid of when he was a child when he was reading exams - multiple-choice questions, because there are too many combinations of answers to choose from, the less chance of choosing the correct answer.

Is there a relationship between the life of the intelligent corpses and the evolutionary awakening after the mutation? Of course there is, even if you really become a dead person, a person's life still affects his treatment after death, some people can go to Babaoshan, police cars open the road, obituaries are all over the media, and some people don't have the money to pay cremation fees, do you think it doesn't matter?

Wisdom corpses don't come out of thin air, the higher their level of evolution and awakening, the more memories they recover, and the greater the impact of their past experiences on them, this is originally a very simple truth, but no one usually pays attention to it.

In the eyes of the living, the Wisdom Corpse is a monster, and in the mind of the Wisdom Corpse, everything in the past has become a cloud of smoke, which has nothing to do with their current state of existence, and they will not think deeply about the inner meaning of it.

It's called darkness under the lights.

Wang Lu just let the wisdom corpses line up a few times, and let them see the hope of the third evolutionary path, Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, and Tian Ling communicated with each other with brain waves for a while, Tian Ling pushed Tan Ying, Tan Ying walked in front of Wang Lu, and bowed seriously: "Yellow Messenger, you are our mentor, from now on, we will do whatever you let us do." ”

This can't be taken seriously, of course. Since the Wise Corpse has inherited everything it had when it was a living person. Then sooner or later, the inferior nature of human beings will be manifested in them, and the more knowledge there is, the more reactionary they are, and the wiser the corpse will be. The more intolerant others of slavery. Shaking hands in front of them and calling brothers and buddies, stabbing knives in the back, the living will do it, and the smart corpse will definitely do it.

But the king showed a very happy look on the road. took a few quick steps and held Tan Ying's body: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." Progress together, progress together. ”

Tan Ying turned back to the corpse of Zhong Zhi and said, "What should you do, do you want me to say?" ”

All the wise corpses bowed in unison: "Mentor Huang." "--As for the mentor, this is not the voice of China.

Wang Lu nodded: "Okay, okay, it's just too exaggerated to call the tutor, it's good to call the teacher." ”

Wang Lu pondered for a moment: "Since everyone calls me teacher, then I have a small request here." Of course, this is not forced, but I hope you will think about it. This requirement is that everyone should stop eating human flesh in the future. ”

It's a bit of an odd request, but it's not that hard. Because there were only three of the smart corpses present who had eaten human flesh, the wise corpses agreed in a mess at the moment, and the smart corpses who had their duties thought to themselves, anyway, it was rare to see living people in this poor ravine, and it was difficult to eat them in the first place, so they simply agreed, and there were also smart corpses who thought, I will eat human flesh in the future, and you don't know.

Wang Lu said frankly: "I know that this request seems a bit excessive, because it is our right as a wise corpse to eat people, and even eat everything in the world. Just like when I was alive, I would never stop others from eating dog meat, no matter how cute a dog is, it is just a dog, as a person at the top of the food chain, you can eat it if you want, and it is ridiculous to add human values and morals to dogs. ”

"But I still hope you don't eat people. This is not only because our analysis has proven that cannibalism is not the only way to evolve, but more importantly, people, especially the surviving living people, are the hope for the future of our messengers. ”

"Yes, the living are our hope for the future."

"I don't understand why there is no emissary to pay attention to such an obvious truth. Where do we come from? All the messengers are from the living. If there is one less living person, there will be one less messenger to come. When we eat people and slaughter them, we are actually destroying our future selves. There are few survivors and even fewer emissaries, and if we want to expand our population, we must stop cannibalism. We are infertile, and the future of the messenger rests on the remnants of the living. ”

"The surviving survivors are no big threat to our emissaries today, they are hiding in a few settlements, they are still busy collecting food, water, and medical supplies, and it is extremely rare for them to attack the emissaries or even the electorate. We don't even need to take the initiative to attack them, time, as long as enough time is given, the biochemical virus itself will make them mutate. ”

Wang Lu is talking nonsense with his eyes open, the survivors in the city have actually been gradually squeezing the living space of the zombies and smart corpses in the urban area, but in the countryside and mountainous areas, there is no interest in expanding because the number of survivors is too small and the materials in the mountains are too poor.

But there is one thing in his words that hits the soft underbelly of the wise corpses, and that is fertility.

So far, I have never heard of zombies or intelligent corpses having the ability to conceive and give birth naturally.

Even if the intelligent corpse is immortal, it is inevitable that all kinds of accidental deaths will be avoided, and the race that has not been able to have children has absolutely no future.

The possibility of a living person potentially mutating into a smart corpse makes up for this fatal flaw to a certain extent. The babies born to the survivors are the reserve army of the intelligent corpses.

As a woman, Tan Ying's natural maternal instinct made her more concerned about giving birth to the next generation, and she said loudly: "Teacher Huang is right, I swear here that I will never feed on people for the rest of my life." ”

"I swear." "I swear too." Pan Jingfeng and Tian Ling stood up one by one, and more intelligent corpses also echoed loudly.

But there are also a few intelligent corpses, especially those with a low level of awakening, who did not swear, and one of the intelligent corpses stammered and asked: "No, don't swear, teach, teach or not teach the third way?" ”

Wang Lu said calmly: "Whether you swear or not, I will try my best to find a third way and teach you." Seriously, I've never believed in oaths, they're worse than fart, and farts smell so good. Of course, I don't mean to disrespect a few sworn brothers and sisters by saying this. I just want to tell you that the world is bustling for profit, and our envoys are no exception. If eating human flesh really promotes evolution and awakening, then I force everyone to swear that not eating human flesh is against the sky. I can't do such a thing that offends the wrath of the people. But if, as my analysis has just demonstrated, there is no benefit in eating human flesh. So why risk your lives to fight survivor settlements for the sake of communion about unverifiable theories? Therefore, the decision on whether to eat human flesh or not is up to you, and I will never force it. You don't have to swear. If you still have a little respect for me as a teacher, I only hope that before you make up your mind to eat human flesh. Think about whether this is really necessary. ”

The wisdom corpses below shouted in a mess: "Teacher Huang is right, listen to this." ”

Wang Lu breathed a sigh of relief, well, the concept of not eating human flesh is more or less planted in the hearts of the wise corpses, as for the effect, God really knows. However, since the seed is sown, there will always be a day when it will sprout.

Wang Lu understands that this is just the beginning of his deception. Next, we have to give these smart corpses a little hope, a little hope for evolution and awakening, but it's a bit difficult to do, you have to get some dry goods out, or it's just empty words. The fool he just made has successfully ignited the hope of the smart corpses, but at the same time, he has also put himself on the shelf, if he can't give the smart corpses a little sweetness, he won't be able to step down.

Wang Lu's eyes and bones were rolling, he was a fake intelligent corpse, where did he know what the third path of evolution was, he couldn't tell them that if he ate Lao Tzu's blood, he could become very smart, then Lao Tzu would wait to become a human being. However, Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying's smart corpse husband and wife have indeed seen it themselves, second only to Zheng Jiaxi, Xi Jiachao, Wang Qiao and other smart corpses with a higher degree of awakening. In this case, you have to wrap them in. The so-called bystander Qing, among this group of smart corpses, the most brainy is this smart corpse couple, but if they themselves also enter the game, it will become a mystery to the authorities, and they can take the opportunity to get up and down, blow the conch, and pour down bowls of Rakshasa ecstasy soup, so as not to worry that these smart corpses will not be hit. His mother's, the living dead want to play with Lao Tzu and the living to see who can do whom.

Wang Lu said kindly: "I have analyzed the differences between the envoys in the past just now, and now let's take a look at the differences after the mutation. ”

Pan Jingfeng, Tan Ying, Tian Ling and other smart corpses looked at each other, and the difference after the mutation - this is very easy to identify, and the smart corpses can distinguish the strength and weakness as long as they use brain waves.

However, Wang Lu said: "I know that you have brought some companions with you when you come to the village on the trail, some voters, and I think they have been following you for some time, so please choose three of your own subordinate voters, according to the strongest, the most ordinary, and the weakest, and bring them to this barre. ”

This request is a bit out of tune, but Wang Lu has already issued a series of strange orders just now, and in the end, it has proved that it has its own mystery, and the wisdom corpses did not hesitate, and each turned around to select the zombies that met Wang Lu's requirements.

The barn became noisy for a while, of course, the unique rancid smell of the zombies was missing, and the smart corpses didn't feel it and naturally didn't care, but Wang Lu was smoked and quietly retreated a few steps.

Tian Ling stepped forward and asked, "Mr. Huang, the voters have already arrived, how should I line up?" ”

Wang Lu said: "Let them stand in front of their respective masters." ”

There are more than 20 smart corpses, and there are more than 60 zombies under their command, and the barn field suddenly became crowded, and Wang Lu didn't say much, so he asked the smart corpses to leave the team one by one and go to the front to observe the entire zombie team.

At the end, Wang Lu asked with his hands behind his back: "What do you see, tell me by yourself, and speak freely." ”

Tian Ling raised his hand, Wang Lu smiled in his heart, worthy of coming out of the education department, he said, "Teacher Tian, come, you can talk about it." ”

Tian Ling was rarely called a teacher again, and said busily: "Don't dare to be it, don't dare to be it, I don't dare to call this teacher in front of Teacher Huang." ”

Wang Lu smiled: "You're welcome, you often deal with groups of children in school, and your eyesight is different. ”

Tian Ling stepped out of the crowd and looked at the zombie team again: "Teacher Huang, I think that the envoy with a high degree of evolution will lead the electorate accordingly - it is much more decent. ”

This is clear at a glance, in the zombie team, the most "decent" are the zombies of Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying, all of them are "wearing" clothes, and their feet are still wearing shoes, while most of the other zombies are mostly barefoot, many zombies are still naked, and their bodies are covered with erosive wounds.

Wang Lu nodded noncommittally: "Is there a difference?" ”

Tian Ling said: "From the brain waves, it can be seen that the nutritional status of the electorate led by the messenger with a high degree of evolution is also much better. ”

But he paused and said, "But Mr. Huang." I don't see what the strength of my subordinates has to do with the emissary's awakening. I admit that Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying took good care of their fellow villagers. The other messengers, myself included, rarely bothered with these small details. It's just that this ravine is full of wandering voters. Even if our subordinates are damaged, we can attract a large number of zombies with a casual call. So they don't need to be taken care of. ”

Wang Lu didn't say much, he looked around, and soon found what he was looking for - the rural cultural and sports facilities in Yonggang City are well built, Wang Lu has reported before, as early as 2011, 90% of the rural areas have built fitness facilities. The village is no exception, with basketball hoops at both ends of the barnyard. When it is not used for agriculture, it is a basketball court, and at the same time, on the green space next to the barn field, there are common outdoor fitness equipment such as three-person waist turn, back stretching frame, double pedal trainer, upper limb tractor, single-column horse riding machine, ladder, treadmill and so on. Like any rural fitness venue. These utensils are exaggerated, because they have been used violently for a long time, and they are either crooked or lack parts, so they can only be used reluctantly.

Wang Lu waved his hand: "All the messengers, lead their subordinate voters in turn, and use these fitness equipment one by one." ”

The next scene is a joke, when the zombies lead the zombies to find food, most of them are very crude commands, such as running, standing, grabbing, biting, etc., and the smart corpses that can command the zombies to do climbing actions are already extremely amazing. And these fitness equipment that requires considerable limb coordination, for the zombies, it is simply a monkey show, the funniest thing is that on the treadmill, as soon as the roller turns, the zombies fall down from the top like a gourd, and even fall heavily on the ground and even break their arms, and lose a few teeth, which is a trivial matter.

There is only one exception, and that is Pan Jingfeng and Tan Ying's little fellow - the zombie Xiao Yujun.

When Xiao Yujun just got on the treadmill, his feet moved, and he immediately fell down, but he was short and didn't break. Tan Ying hurriedly trotted over, helped Xiao Yujun up from the ground, and bent down to pick up Xiao Yujun's shoes that he had fallen off, and helped them put them on.

The zombie Xiao Yujun turned around and staggered towards the treadmill again, Tan Ying turned her head to Pan Jingfeng and said, "Don't let the child get on the treadmill, what if it breaks." ”

Pan Jingfeng shook his head: "I didn't command him. ”

Tan Ying said: "Is it Xiao Yujun who wants to get on the treadmill?" ”

Pan Jingfeng said: "Maybe, this kid used to like to play with these fitness equipment. ”

Wang Lu looked at the zombie Xiao Yujun, sighed in his heart, although Yonggang is economically developed, but the life of the villagers in the mountains is still very monotonous, I remember that I used to go to the countryside with a film projection team, the screen was up, the villagers in the countryside on the left rode motorcycles, drove tractors to call friends to watch movies, it was really more lively than the New Year, although now every household has a TV, and many people still have computers that can access the Internet, but the liveliness of collective cultural and sports activities is not comparable to the self-entertainment at home behind closed doors, This zombie Xiao Yujun is the most fun-loving age, and he and his partners were playing on the barn floor a lot, maybe the defects in these fitness equipment have his share of credit.

Wang Lu waved his hand: "If it likes to play, let it play." ”

The zombie Xiao Yujun stepped on the treadmill again - and immediately fell on his stomach. It quickly stood up on its own and walked towards the treadmill again.

Tan Ying walked over suddenly: "Yu Jun, come, listen to Auntie's words......" Tan Ying said to listen to her own words, but she closed her mouth and stared at the zombie Xiao Yu Jun.

Wang Lu knew that she was using brain waves to command—the speed of speech was far less than that of brain waves.

Under Tan Ying's command, the zombie Xiao Yujun stepped on the treadmill again, with a squeak, the somewhat rusty roller moved, and Xiao Yujun stumbled - it suddenly stretched out its arms, swayed from side to side a few times, and stabilized its body. Then it lifted its leg again and moved forward, squeaking and crunching, the wheels making a tooth-aching sound. The zombie Xiao Yujun's arms were kept open, swinging up and down a few times from time to time, so as to stabilize his figure.

I don't know when, the smart corpses who were directing the zombies to manipulate the fitness equipment one by one surrounded them, staring at the movements of the zombie Xiao Yujun on the treadmill.

The zombie Xiao Yujun was already standing in the center of the treadmill, his feet in a figure-eight shape, standing steadily.

Tan Ying silently issued an order: "Run." ”

Zombie Xiao Yujun raised his left foot, the roller on his right foot creaked and rolled, and the balance between the left and right was broken - Zombie Xiao Yujun grabbed and dug in the air with his arms like swimming, stepped on his left foot and re-established his balance, raised his right foot, and then put it down, followed by his left foot......

The footsteps of the zombie Xiao Yujun are getting faster and faster, and they are becoming more and more steady, the rollers of the treadmill have made a pleasant sound of continuous rolling of the bones, and the footsteps of the little Yujun occasionally stumble, but there is no doubt that it is running, it is really running. Instead of waving its balance, its arms hung naturally at its sides, bobbing up and down, like any normal person running. (To be continued.) )