Is Mr. Tsunade in front of me crazy or am I having auditory hallucinations? What kind of nonsense and unreasonable reason is this?

But seeing that none of the people around me showed a questioning look, and even a few women who didn't know the truth showed a look that was fascinated by Tosca's pretended expression, I could only sigh speechlessly, the customs and customs of the other world are really not understandable to normal people such as me, and even such a nonsense duel can be justifiably proposed, or maybe the spectators don't care whether the duel is meaningful or not, who is right and who is wrong on both sides of the duel, what they want to see is just fun, in this turbulent and chaotic era, There aren't many normal and suitable entertainment for people anymore.

Tosca's wishful thinking is now loud, he firmly believes that the country boy in front of him does not dare to accept his challenge, and when the time comes, he can humiliate him well, in this world where everything is respected by strength, a coward can never gain the respect of others, his wife and fiancée will definitely abandon this poor fellow and throw themselves into the arms of a more attractive self, if the other party accepts his challenge without knowing the sky, it is even better, it is impossible for civilians to acquire systematic combat skills, And he is a high-level warrior, he can ravage and humiliate the other party to his heart's content in the dueling arena, as long as he puts on a master's appearance and lets go of the half-dead soil bun after the most rear, these beauties in front of him will naturally know who is the more reliable one.

Naturally, I couldn't understand the formula based on the values of the otherworldly world that was running fast in Tosca's head, but I had already guessed his general idea after many years of shuttling freely in various stream novels, and although I felt that it was difficult to agree, Tosca's actions were somewhat reasonable when I thought of the current situation in this world.

It's a pity, not to mention that they will never have the slightest affection for Tosca for this boring reason, and even I will never be as easy to handle as Tosca expected.

Looking at Tosca's swaggering expression, I couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable, so I had the idea of tossing this guy up.

"Duel? All right! ”

I replied crisply, as if the other party had proposed not a life-threatening duel, but a visit to a bar for an afternoon.

Tosca obviously didn't expect me to really dare to fight, and promised to be so easy, but he was just stunned for a moment, and then took my reaction as a sign of being a hard man, so he showed a relaxed smile, the ruthlessness in his eyes flashed, and then said magnanimously: "Your bravery is commendable, although I am a well-bred knight, and you are a gambler who uses small means to deceive others, but I am still willing to give you the power to choose the place and time of the duel because of your bravery." ”

Meow, if this guy is thrown to the earth, he will definitely be the master who goes to the Oscars every year to win the little golden man! Listening to his sonorous words, looking at his righteous expression, even I have to say, Ya is too capable of pretending!

It's a pity that there is a pirate dealer Sicaro who wears a strong knight's face all day long, and I have developed a good habit of never judging people by their appearance, and Tosca's pretended righteous face is basically the difference between a little monster and Ultraman compared to Sicaro's knight face......

"Tomorrow evening, then," I thought for a moment, as if not at all understanding how dangerous the impending duel was, "on a small plain twenty miles outside the city. ”

Tosca was stunned for a moment when he heard my answer, he already knew that tomorrow at noon on the small plain outside the city there would be an exchange of strength between the Apostle of Hiling and the Royal Knights, but even with his status, it was difficult to get more information, the visit of the Apostle of Hiling had been classified as a top secret, and Tosca had also heard the relevant news "accidentally" from his father.

It should be just a group of strangers with some strength, although it is difficult to understand that the Pope and His Majesty the Emperor attach so much importance to a group of infidels this time, but it doesn't matter much to me, and the time of the duel is set in the evening, and it is also staggered at noon, so there is nothing to worry about.

Thinking so, Tosca didn't take the sudden appearance of the Hilin Apostle to heart, but the other party's location of the duel on the plain outside the city made him involuntarily think of those foreigners.

"Well, then the duel will be set on the plain outside the city, and I will be waiting for you there tomorrow evening—I hope you don't break the contract."

Tosca smiled gentlemanly, as if he had seen several beauties thrown into the arms of himself as victors.

"However," I thought about it, and decided to give the other party a chance, so I said, "Actually, from my point of view, I am not very interested in duels, especially this kind of unreasonable and meaningless duel ......"

"Are you scared?" A contemptuous smile appeared on the corner of Tosca's mouth, as if he had long expected that the other party would not dare to accept his challenge, as for the truth and meaning of the so-called duel, he had no concept at all, a nobleman, proposing a duel in such a formal way, this would have been a rather glorious thing, only a coward would use various reasons to question the sacredness of the duel, "You can directly admit defeat, I will give you the most fair trial - a few beautiful young ladies, I hope my behavior will not leave a bad impression on you, After all, as the guardian of this city, I have to. ”

"You can do whatever you want — as long as you can afford the consequences."

Asa said seemingly nonchalantly, but no one noticed that the wooden floor beneath her feet was rotting and recovering at a rapid rate.

"......" Sister didn't speak, just looked Tosca up and down with a malicious gaze, as if she was calculating what curse to use to make this guy suffer and survive to the duel.

"Although my brother is a fool," Lin Xue continued to inflict personal attacks on me in a subtle way, "but it's still easy to deal with you. ”

This damn girl! How long are you going to play?!

At the end, Sandora said in a more condescending manner than Tosca, "So, now you can disappear." ”

"You ......" Tosca was choked by each of the four beauties, but considering his image, he still suppressed his anger and said bluntly, "Very good, then I look forward to seeing you in the dueling arena tomorrow......"

"Jun Chen, my name." I replied with a smile on a harmless expression.

"Jun Chen, I wrote down this name!"

Tosca dropped that, and then cast a greedy gaze on the girls.

It's a pity that before he could appreciate the beautiful woman's pleasing face again, something unexpected happened.

In full view of everyone, Tosca's clothes suddenly shredded and turned into falling rags......

With my strengthened, telescopic eye, I could clearly see that the edges of the rags had rather obvious signs of corrosion and weathering.

"What a shameless creature," shallow sarcastically and unceremoniously, "to ...... in public"

In the midst of a scream, wearing only a pair of shorts (...... As a girl, I'm still a little shy, if I were to do it, I wouldn't even leave him a pair of shorts) Tosca, who was standing in the image of a white and tender pig, finally reacted, and after an exclamation, he covered his hands in a panic, and the guards around him also reacted, although he didn't know what the reason for the situation in front of him was, but he still surrounded the human wall as fast as he could, protecting his master in it, but the pranks of several girls were obviously not over, and after a few seconds, a foul smell came out from the human wall formed by the guards, It was accompanied by Tosca's high-pitched and loud singing......

"It's really ......" The blackened sister stroked her forehead and made a helpless look, "Even if you are in a hurry to go to the toilet, you don't have to solve it on the spot in such a thrilling way, right?" ”

After a three-part laugh of the queen, Sandora also sarcastically said: "Even if it's exciting, you don't have to sing loudly, right?" ”

…… Someone once said: The most terrifying creature in the world is not Godzilla, but women, especially beautiful women.

The ancients don't deceive me - the three girls around me have reached the point of the final boss, as for Lin Xue who didn't make a move, meow, don't think how good her character is, it's just because this girl happens to have no suitable ability!

Because I didn't want to cause more unnecessary trouble, a few girls and I took advantage of the chaos to leave here, leaving only the most tragic man in history to continue to run naked and sing in front of everyone......