Chapter Ninety-Four: Only Lori is Good in the World
After returning to the palace arranged for us by Agner, the voices of several girls did not stop.
"Ah Jun, do you think that Tosca will die of shame tonight?"
As the first genius-level prank girl to make a move and instantly put Tosca into a state of streaking, Asa Shallow's creativity has been highly praised by several girls, and it is clear that Asa herself is also very proud.
"I hope he'll be stronger," my sister said in her usual soft tone, "at least we'll have more fun until tomorrow's duel?" ”
"You're having a great time......
Lin Xue, whose ability is completely unsuitable for mischief, said very depressedly - I should praise God, fortunately, this girl's ability is prophecy and perception, otherwise there should be many more unfortunate victims in this world!
At this moment, I suddenly heard a whistling sound breaking the sky in front of me, and a small white figure rushed towards me like a bolt of lightning!
Qianqian and the others have seen such a scene several times, and they are no longer surprised, but glance at each other tacitly, and each indifferently takes two steps back.
"Bang-"
After a loud bang, I was hit by the violent impact and took a few steps back, and showed a crumbling situation, fortunately, when I adjusted the center of gravity of my body with super high efficiency, I finally avoided the doom of falling at the last moment, and after a little relief, I finally recovered from the suffocation caused by the impact on my chest, and lowered my head slightly, just in time to see a cute little girl in a white dress pounced on my chest, A pair of slender hands as white as jade hugged my neck tightly, and the little bubbles squinted slightly, rubbing their little face against my chest, and making a muffled cute cry in their mouths.
This is the latest model of the super weapon of the Xiling Empire, which has infinite lethality to all otaku rotten female monsters and other otaku creatures, and can make the other party willing to be attacked by a new generation of biochemical human shells - Little Bubble Ultimate Human Cannon Chinese Simplified Chinese Limited Edition!
As an aside, the last version description is what I decided just a few seconds ago.
I maintained the posture of being hit by the little bubble and leaned back, while gently stroking the other party's little brain with my hand, although at the beginning I would always be knocked out of the duck by this little guy and even swept several meters on the ground, but now, after several times of familiarity and my own continuous exercise, I have practiced the head-on hard resistance to the small bubble human cannon and stand......
"Ahh
A shrill cry came from far and near, and I looked up to see a small green figure slicing through the sky and striking at my face.
Appeared! It turned out to be an advanced evolution form of the Little Bubble Human Cannon-Clank Two-Stage Combo!
With a snap, the little creature named Jingle Bell lay firmly on my face, and it also added the last straw to a hapless man who had just been hit by a loli bomb and lost his center of gravity.
With a bang, a certain emperor fell on his back.
"Hey, hey, hey! Little thing, you belong to a dog! Don't bite! Don't bite! Am I wrong? Won't I be able to take you out next time? ”
Suddenly, the little bubble that fell to the ground with me recovered from the coquettish mode, but she was obviously not frightened by the sudden loss of balance just now, but raised her head curiously and watched Jingle Bell naughtily bite and poke in my face, and then suddenly screamed and opened her small mouth, revealing a pair of sharp little tiger teeth.
"Stop—"
Looking at Little Bubbles' eager expression, I screamed in a cold sweat.
The Apostle of Hiling is physically strong, in every way, Sandora can chew and swallow the stainless steel knife and fork as if nothing happened, and although the little bubble is underage, it definitely has the ability to give me a fatal blow.
I picked up the dingbell and set it aside, and then struggled to stand up with the little bubble that still refused to leave, and the joints above and below my body immediately crackled.
What a thrilling welcome ceremony.
"Miss Jingle Bell and the monarch have a good relationship," Alayah came to us at some point, looking at Jingle Bell who was laughing and playing on top of my head with envious eyes, and then looked at the little bubble who was still coquettish on me with the same envious gaze, "And the little bubble is also ......"
…… Have you forgotten who is the person who groomed you every day?
"Okay, okay," I clapped my hands to silence everyone, and at the same time stared fiercely at Lin Xue, who had been gloating at me from the side, "I came back with a gift!" ”
The word "gift" immediately attracted the attention of everyone present, a few of the girls who stayed at home were curious about what gifts I had brought back, and the shallow ones who chose gifts with me wanted to see if the gifts they chose would be welcomed.
"First of all, it's our little goddess - if you make any more trouble, you won't be there!"
I decided to soothe the most restless little thing first, and only after Tinkerbell had quieted down and stared at me expectantly with a hovering eye in front of me for a long time did I pull out a gift for her—a lollipop—with a sense of accomplishment.
Originally, I thought that such an inconspicuous gift would disappoint Tinker Bell, but to my surprise, the little thing immediately cheered and pounced.
What an easy little guy to be satisfied with, and it feels as if she can make her happy for a long time by giving her something - or maybe she doesn't care about receiving anything at all, all she cares about is a "gift"?
I felt like I had entered a delicate state of exploring the values of the Protoss......
"There's more, little one."
I rubbed my little head with my fingers, and with a wave of my hand, a "mountain" with a rich and sweet smell appeared in the open space in the courtyard!
The gift for Jingle Bell is definitely not the most expensive, but it is definitely the one that bothers us the most.
Because it took us almost half a day to buy almost all kinds of sweets and sweets in Layton City!
By the size of Jingle Bell, the candy was enough for her to eat for decades.
I never thought that there would be so many kinds of desserts in the world, and I didn't expect that there were actually so many pastime foods in the otherworldly world where the material life was scarce and the people's lives were monotonous. Just writing out the list of names of these desserts will keep me on my back for three days and three nights!
…… Who just questioned my memory?!
The little thing was obviously startled by the snack in front of her that was enough for her to eat for decades, she hovered coldly in the air, her little mouth opened to the maximum, and then suddenly let out a cry of excitement, I only saw a green light flash in front of my eyes, and then I lost the figure of Jingle Bell, and then from the candy mountain behind me, there was a happy cheer from Jingle Bell: "Hurray!" Banzai! Long live Ah Jun! Long live the candy! ”
…… What a wonderful sentence-making ability.
"Little Bubbles, it's yours."
I smiled and pressed the little bubble that stared at me for a long time with Lori's exclusive star eyes, and then took out a little angel sculpture made of clear crystal.
Perhaps because she was born in a brood made of crystal, Little Bubbles is very fond of collecting all kinds of shiny things, especially items made of crystals, which can make Little Bubbles very happy, and I even wonder if this little guy is hiding the soul of a dragon in his heart.
Sure enough, seeing the shiny crystal sculpture I took out, Little Bubble immediately let go of the arm that was holding my thigh tightly, grabbed it and ran back to his room with a cry of joy, and then ran back quickly in the inexplicable eyes of everyone, grabbed my arm and made me bend down, and before I could react, the little girl gently printed a fragrant kiss on my face......
Sure enough, it's still Lori!
At this moment, I burst into tears in the sight of a complex meaning around me.
"Alayy, come here."
I beckoned the Angel Sister, who was standing quietly aside, to come closer, and took out the third gift.
A brush......
An oval brush made of precious crystals and demon shark cartilage, the whole body is white and crystalline, analyze the luxury of this brush, and then look at its size and shape, the average person will never think of what this brush can be used for.
The brush, which cost countless gold coins and had four skilled jewellers cramping their fingers in an hour, was perfect for combing the fluff on the inside of Alayya's wings.
Although Alayya's wings are formed from semi-energy, they have a physical sense of touch, and a brush that can massage and cleanse will definitely make Alaya happy for a long time.
…… However, why do I always think that this gift is full of all kinds of complaints?
Even though it was a strange-looking gift, Alaya loved it, and seeing her happily put the brush away, I moved towards the last goal.
From the very beginning, Pandora had been standing quietly not far from us, and her personality really couldn't do the same thing as Bubbles and Jingle Bells, but I could still read a hint of joy and anticipation of the gift in her barely unchanged expression.
Sooner or later, I'll be trained by this girl to have more insight than an ace spy.
"This is for my precious sister."
I bent down, smiled and touched Pandora's little head, and then took out a small blue hairpin, the other party's face quickly floated a little imperceptible flush when she heard the words "baby sister", and when she saw the blue hairpin in my hand, there was a trace of confusion in her eyes.
"Although Zhilu Dao would be happier if he bought you a set of books on war theory, I really think that kind of gift is a little too weird......
As soon as the sight of Pandora holding a thick book on war theory and studying it late into the night appeared, I threw it out of my mind without hesitation.
Sure enough, Pandora should be raised as a normal girl as much as possible.
After staring blankly for a while, Pandora suddenly showed an unprecedented, sweet smile, took the hairpin from my hand, and said happily: "My brother gave it, I like ......" and then gently stood on tiptoe, and also imitated the little bubble, imprinted a kiss on my face, and at the same time I vaguely heard whispers such as "I can't lose to that little girl......
Although I've said it before, I still have to reiterate: Sure enough, it's still Lori!