"Are you a tease invited by the monkeys......"

Everyone present had the same sentence in their hearts, and looked at Mr. Zhang, who was lying on the ground with a haggard face.

Mr. Zhang, of course, is not a joke.

Those of you who have seen this should have guessed that this is the real John Kaffman, nicknamed Wolverine.

Of course, Mr. Bai is a cloudy moon, and Miss Song is naturally Song Tianer.

Whether it's a wolf or a cloudy moon, the reason why she can't recognize Song Tian'er is very simple - she has completed the perfect transformation from Lori to a girl, and it took no more than three months.

It's a strange thing, but are there fewer strange things in this world?

The wolf got up stupidly and shrank next to the cloudy moon like a quail.

It is precisely because he did not appear in front of everyone under the name of Wolverine that Tian'er doesn't care about breaking this guy's face...... Who made this nasty look so scared of himself before?

Tian'er was very angry, she felt that she had always been very good to wolves, and even she felt that if she married Xiaobai, the witness must be this annoying wolf.

Yin Yuetian naturally didn't care about the wolf's disgrace, and he was more curious about one thing: how did Tian'er develop to such a point in just a few months?

So, one of the three people stared at the other two angrily, one stood in place in a daze, and the other hid behind the daze and did not dare to speak.

At this time, it was the glasses lady who broke the frozen atmosphere.

She said: "After Miss Song answers, then, if no one continues to be assessed, this project will be over." ”

The fake smile Death spoke: "Ahem...... Miss Examiner, what is the result of this assessment? ”

The glasses lady helped down the broken glasses and said: "After my review, everyone here has passed the test, and you can all participate in the second project assessment tomorrow." ”

"What is this!?"

"Are you kidding us? If we want to play, we can find a place where no one is at night. ”

"Chick, if you don't tell me why, don't blame me for being rude!"

A crowd shouted.

The glasses lady ignored them and got up and left.

Of course, the people who were squirting didn't dare to really stop her, so they could only watch her leave.

Tian'er turned around and smiled slyly: "So...... Mr. Bai, Mr. Zhang, why don't we go back to the room and have a good chat? ”

Moonlit shrugged and led the way to his room.

They left, and so did the red-haired couple, leaving only the imposter trio and a bunch of thigh-hugging guys behind.

A bald guy stepped forward and said, "Grandpa Wolf, that guy was so scary just now, who is he?" Even you're not an opponent? ”

The fake Wolverine is not knowing how to save a little face, this bald guy is so sensible, of course he will not let go of this opportunity.

The man coughed and said, "Well, Lao Tzu remembered, he ...... It seems that he is a monster-like powerhouse in the middle of the cataclysm, but he disappeared in the war with Heaven, and I don't know where he has been hiding all these years. ”

Someone else asked, "The strong man in the middle of the cataclysm?" How is his strength better than the five powerhouses? ”

The fake Wolverine looked taken for granted: "Don't you see that I am not an opponent in his hands?" This person is very strong, in fact, there were many people who were as strong as him in that period, Lao Tzu was not counted at that stage, but the war in that period was really tragic, and many dazzling stars had fallen, think about it now...... What a pity! ”

If he directly said that 'Mr. Zhang' was very strong, I am afraid that smart people could see at a glance that he lacked confidence, but he suddenly put himself on a lower plane, emphasizing that there were many people who were as powerful as 'Mr. Zhang' during that period, but they all died. In this way, everyone took it for granted, and it seemed not so impossible that the strong man left behind at that time would be able to completely abuse Wolverine.

It can be seen that this man dared to pretend to be Wolverine, at least in terms of lies, and he made it up very well.

How could these people talk downstairs, and the four of them returned to the room on a cloudy moon day and chatted.

“…… It's very difficult, if I hadn't broken through the shackles and completed the evolution of my real name's ability, I'm afraid I would still be in that form. Song Tian'er said with papaya milk.

The wolf was stunned: "Broken through the shackles? Are you saying you've advanced your abilities? ”

Tian'er took it for granted: "That's for sure, right?" Did you see what I did just now? ”

Of course, the wolf didn't see it, so he looked at the cloudy moon sky for help.

Yin Yuetian muttered: "I don't feel it either, that is, your energy has changed from tangible to intangible? It doesn't even have wind pressure when you use it? ”

Tian'er said: "Hehe, that's natural...... In fact, it is not completely invisible, but it has been transformed from a visible substance into an electromagnetic wave. Xiaobai, don't you really feel it? ”

Yin Yuetian shook his head and said, "Although my ability is also negative energy, in essence, I can only feel tangible things, otherwise I wouldn't even be afraid of illusions?" ”

The three of them chatted a little evasively, mainly because Montreal licked his face and followed the room.

Stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, not to mention that this know-it-all is still useful to stay on a cloudy day, so there is no need to drive it away.

Montreal was also overjoyed at the moment, the wolf's previous domineering behavior towards the fake wolf surprised him, who would have thought that he had bet on the wrong treasure and hugged the wrong leg was as wise as a torch, and accidentally hugged an elephant's leg?

So as soon as he entered the room, he put on a heinously low posture, and poured hot papaya milk for Sweet and Wolf for wine, and the three of them sat on the bed and chatted, and out of nowhere he conjured a shoe brush and a pile of shoe polish, and polished the shoes of the three of them.

And at this moment, hearing the discussion of the three of them, he was even more pleasantly surprised.

There is no doubt that Mr. Zhang's previous strange behavior was caused by this Miss Song's attack, although they said it lightly, but Montreal, as a know-it-all, is naturally a well-informed person, how could he not know such a colorless and invisible attack as Lu Dao, since it can make a powerful evolutionary like Mr. Zhang uncontrollable in such a posture for half a minute, it is naturally unstoppable in combat.

Obviously, Miss Song is a more powerful existence than Mr. Zhang.

Montreal was secretly excited, and the wolf on this side asked: "Strange, what are you little Nizi doing here?" Is it also to join the UN mercenary corps? ”

Tian'er said: "Of course, can I come here for other purposes?" ”

The wolf said, "But...... What's the point of you joining a mercenary corps? You don't have any enemies, you don't need the protection of the United Nations at all, and your dad has a lot of power and strength, you can have anything you want, there is really no reason for you to join the mercenary army!? ”

Tian'er smiled and didn't answer, but said, "Xiaobai, what do you think?" ”

Yin Yue Tian said: "Could it be that you want to get something from the upper echelons of the mercenary legion?" But there are so many stalkers in the organization that they can't steal? ”

Tian'er Sakura's mouth opened slightly, and she was about to say something, when she saw Montreal shining shoes next to her, and said, "Hey, you." ”

Montreal jumped up and flattered: "What does Miss command?" ”

Tian'er waved her hand very casually: "It's nothing to do with you, you can go out first." ”

Montreal naturally didn't get angry with Tian'er's command, and nodded again and again and left with a smile.

Tian'er lowered her voice and said: "Xiaobai's matter makes my father very passive, after all, you are the person he recommended, and JOKER has already negotiated with my father, hoping that I will return to the organization." Of course, my father didn't want me to do this, so he threatened to restrain me, and it just so happened that this time the United Nations recruited mercenaries, so he asked me to come and join, so that the organization would have no reason to embarrass him. ”

The wolf said disdainfully: "Song Jiqing's kid is really unplanted, you are so strong, he also has good skills, even if it is not a big deal to play against the organization, why let you be wronged like this?" ”

"Nope." Tian'er blinked: "Actually, my dad is used to staying on the Underworld Island, he doesn't want to, and there is no need to leave, after all, I've grown up, haven't I?" In addition, there are inside rumors that you will kill all the people sent by the organization and the alliance formed by those big families in South America, and my father judged that this time you are likely to join the United Nations to seek refuge under the double pursuit of the organization and Huaxia, so I will join, in fact, there is no grievance. ”

She blushed and secretly glanced at Yin Yuetian: "I'm very happy to be with Xiaobai." ”

The wolf's broad lips opened and closed a few times, and he sighed: "What is there so good about this little bastard, it is worth treating him like this." ”

Tian'er twisted her body and didn't speak, just lowered her head.

The wolf suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way, what kind of mess is the assessment of joining the mercenary?" No matter how you look at it, the girl with glasses is playing tricks on us. ”

Tian'er thought for a while: "I think there may be some deep meaning in this question, maybe she is judging by our answers, maybe she can't say anything?" ”

The wolf said: "What those fools said is not the answer from their hearts, there is a deep meaning of a fart, anyway, Lao Tzu thinks that the girl is playing with us, what do you think of the little bastard?" ”

Yin Yuetian said: "You two have thought too much, in fact, she just did a human flesh test on us...... Similar to DNA testing. As she spoke to me, I noticed a tiny infrasonic scanner on her glasses radiating sound waves to me, presumably a sonar-like exploration device. To put it simply, relying on that thing, she was able to see through our disguises and find out who we really are. ”

Wolf Qi said: "There is still such a high-tech thing? ”

"Yes." Tian'er said: "I know that one of the latest detectors researched by the Dao Organization relies on sonar to operate, and I think the two things should be similar." ”

She looked at Wolf and Yin Yuetian and said, "What's more, the disguise of the two of you is too bad, one of you put on your beard and used hair dye, and the other put on contact lenses and dyed your hair...... It's easy to see this disguise even if you don't use any equipment, right? ”

The wolf lay on his back on the bed and grinned: "No way, who made us both have no money?" You don't know how to say that this little bastard in the Amazon detonated a heavy nuclear bomb, and his universal belt and my universal ring were shattered into slag, how can there be any fart money. ”

Yin Yue Tian said: "And my bank account has also been frozen, and now I am really penniless...... Crucially, my scalpel and wire were gone. ”

"Hee-hee! Luckily, I was prepared! ”

Tian'er smiled sweetly, pushed the wolf towards the corner of the bed, and then with a wave of her small hand wearing the universal ring, a coffin-sized weapon box had appeared on the bed.

She opened the lid of the box, and countless scalpels flashed silver.

"I had the craftsmen of the Isle of the Underworld make a thousand more scalpels made of Clark steel, the same size you used before. There are also five wires, two fifty meters, two hundred meters, and one five hundred meters. In addition, I have a storage belt here, which contains a hundred sets of clothes that I have prepared for you to wear, as well as three gold cards of S$100 million, so that you will not be short of supplies for a long time. ”

The wolf was dumbfounded: "I ...... grass Xiao Nizi, you're too good for the little bastard, right? ”

He immediately sneered and said, "Tian'er, you see Brother Wolf, I'm about to cry, make trouble, and hang myself, so I can help Big Brother by the way, right?" ”

Tian'er grimaced at him: "People want to too, but unfortunately I don't have any money!" ”

She smiled and took out a card from the universal ring: "The time that people have been in the 'organization' is only so many years, in addition to the necessary expenses, there are only more than 310 million Singapore dollars left, and 300 million are given to Xiaobai, and these are the only things left for me, Brother Wolf, you shouldn't have to leave the last bit of people's private money, right?" ”

The wolf sighed, "Alas, these days, it's still a little white face......

Yin Yuetian ignored him and put the scalpel and sutures into his body.

Sumeru's super control of his senses allowed him to directly tear open his flesh and blood and store things inside, leaving no wounds or bleeding. It's just that this way of storing things with the body is too terrifying, even if it is a wolf and a sweet child, it is a straight tooth to watch.

With more than fifty scalpels and all the wires stored in his body, Yin Yuetian took out the universal belt from the weapon box and tied it around his waist.

Then the man directly threw two of the three gold cards to Tian'er and one to the wolf: "I don't need money, it's enough to have weapons." ”

"Xiaobai, you are ......"

Tian'er pursed her lips, she felt that her kindness had been let down.

Yin Yue Tian said: "You can bring me these weapons, it is already the greatest help to me, money has never been an important thing for me, not to mention that I am a killer and a doctor, for a person who can both kill and save people, there are too many ways to get money." ”

His words were very sincere, and Tian'er actually knew this, and immediately smiled and said, "It's okay if you don't want money, but I helped you so much, how can you repay me?" ”

Yin Yue Tiandao: "Marry you." ”

"Huh!?"

"Fuck!?"

The two men were completely stunned.

Yin Yuetian said to himself: "But after I get the feelings about 'love', I want to understand all the feelings in this world, and getting married is naturally one of the various states in the world." ”

"Yay!" Tian'er originally meant just a kiss, but she didn't want to get such a big promise, so she immediately happily threw herself into Yin Yuetian's arms, and kissed that face happily.

The wolf shook his head and smiled sincerely, sighed secretly and said something like it's good to be young, and returned the gold card to Tian'er.

It wasn't until the two separated that the wolf said: "I don't want that gold card either, Xiao Nizi, if you want to help your wolf brother, it's better to give some cash." If you have a gold card, you may donate it on a whim. ”

Tian'er took back the gold card with a red face, waved her hand and threw out a pile of banknotes: "Then, take it!" But Brother Wolf wants to promise me that he will be a witness to my marriage with Xiaobai in the future! ”

Wolf Dalu smiled: "Don't worry, if this little bastard doesn't marry you, Lao Tzu will definitely not let him go!" ”

Gossip aside.

The next morning, when a group of people gathered in the hall on the first floor again, the fake Wolverine side no longer had the arrogance it had before, and no one dared to make a loud noise in front of the wolf.

On the contrary, the guys who were excluded from the group of counterfeiters before took turns to show their goodwill, but unfortunately Yin Yuetian and the others were not impostors, and they didn't need to gather some waste wood to strengthen their momentum, so everyone hit a wall.

The second liberal arts program didn't even have an examiner at all, but the hotel staff each handed out a piece of paper and a pen, and the paper was the topic of the project.

It's a quirky and simple question: what would you do if you were to be bathing in a hot spring and suddenly a naked person of the opposite sex broke in.

What will be done?

A group of people looked at each other.

This answer is not too dirty, in fact, everyone has the same answer in mind, although men and women have different types of answers, but the essence is basically the same.

The answer in the man's heart is naturally to be direct, and the woman's desire is to drive it out as soon as possible.

Of course, there is no shortage of alternatives, men want to drive it out, women want to XO with it, but there are only a few people who will think like this, especially in this hotel, basically everyone's thoughts are very consistent.

But can you really write according to your heart, this is also a question, after all, everyone is applying for the mercenary of the United Nations, if you really express your dirty thoughts in your heart, doesn't it mean that you are a big traitor who dares to think and dare to do it? But if you write with a righteous mind, if a beautiful woman breaks into my hot spring naked, I will definitely tell her with righteous words and words that the lonely man and widow are honest and we don't know each other, so it's not good, you better get out of the gang quickly, it is estimated that the judge will say that you are hypocritical again.

So a group of people began to snort.

Of course, there are a few people who think of the answer at once and write it down on paper with a pen.

Immediately, someone exclaimed, "I can't write this at all!" Can I get a new one? ”

It's normal for a person to say this, but immediately a group of people found that the pen couldn't write, so someone angrily grabbed the hotel staff and said angrily: "Do you want to die?" Take a pen without water to fool us? ”

The staff turned pale and explained: "Actually, everyone's pen is the same, the examiner said that everyone should use this pen to write the answer, and after half an hour, the paper will be closed, and those who do not write the answer will automatically be counted as abstaining." ”

There was silence in the hall again.

Just when a group of people were sad, Yin Yuetian had already gotten up and handed the exam paper in his hand to the staff next to him: "I'm done." ”

The staff took it and found that there was indeed a word written on it in English.

Kill。

Before he could react, Wolf and Tian'er had already handed over the paper.

When the staff looked at it, the three of them had exactly the same answer, and they all wrote 'kill'.

He nodded dumbfounded, and then moved to the other table.

Montreal said: "Three, can this one be written?" ”

The wolf didn't care about leaks, and said loudly: "Of course you can write, stupid people like you naturally can't find the secret, in fact, this thing is very simple, just two words...... Energy! Put your energy into the pen and you're good to go. ”

His voice was so loud that it could be heard clearly throughout the hall, and a group of people woke up one after another, and quickly picked up their pens and began to write on them.

Sadly, there are seven or eight magicians here, they rely on special props to fight, and the energy is naturally released through special props, if you want to output energy with your hands, you have to have energy in your body, so these magicians are hard.