Chapter 3 Two Topics
Before Montreal could strike up a conversation with the red-haired couple, a staff member of the United Nations office in Bhutto Quiro walked over accompanied by the hotel manager.
He didn't announce much, but he said that starting tomorrow at 9 a.m., all the outer hotels on Putoquiro Island will have civilian staff come to start the first assessment, and the first subject is: liberal arts.
“o_O???”
Mr. Zhang's expression was rather strange: "Liberal arts? So the next subject is science? ”
Naturally, the liberal arts are not the Chinese language, English, geography, politics, etc., but the collective name of all academic subjects, and it is very likely that there will even be written examinations.
This news is almost like a bolt from the blue for everyone present, this year...... Magicians are fortunate to say that the Evolvers are simply illiterate in groups, and many of them can't even read their own languages, and they have to use calculators for addition and subtraction within a thousand.
Even if it is a cloudy and moonlit day, it is nothing more than that he is more familiar with the subjects related to medicine, and he is more proficient in various foreign languages - if he takes the "Administrative Ability Test" or "Shen Lun", it is estimated that this person can kill the invigilator.
So when the staff member left, everyone in the hall had a bad look on their faces.
Montreal didn't have any idea of being close to the red-haired couple at this time, and he whispered a few words in Mr. White's ear and left.
Mr. Zhang said curiously: "What did he say?" ”
Mr. Bai said; "He's going to find a way to buy off the staff to get the problem."
Mr. Zhang's eyes rolled and he said in a low voice, "It's better to be ...... How about sneaking over and getting that problem? ”
Mr. Bai blinked, and the corners of his mouth twitched frequently.
……
The next day, both men had a look of tiredness on their faces that could not be concealed.
Montreal said, "Two, how is this?" ”
Mr. Zhang sighed: "Don't mention it, I got the exam paper last night, and it turned out to be "On the Possibility of Fusion of Compound Molecules in Carbon Fifteen", and the two of us checked the information all night. ”
"Nani?" Montreal was shocked: "Yesterday I lit a lot of guns on that staff, and he said that there were no exam papers, how could he come up with such a high-tech question?" ”
"Nani?" Mr. Zhang exclaimed: "Impossible! This test paper was made by the little bastard from the bedroom safe of the Supreme Commander of the Mercenary Corps! What does it mean to have no exam papers? ”
He looked at Mr. Bai.
Mr. Bai was still expressionless, and he said stiffly: "Or that staff member lied to you, my exam paper was indeed obtained from the colonel's bedroom, and there are arguments written by him himself." ”
"......" Montreal cried and laughed: "Mr. Bai, although I admire you for being able to figure out this topic from the mercenary commander's bedroom, but ...... It seems that the colonel himself is a top chemist, and he will do some chemical research himself while commanding the corps. Won't it ...... You stole his papers, didn't you? ”
This time, Mr. Zhang was not calm, he stiffly twisted his neck to look at Mr. Bai: "Say...... That's not true, is it? ”
Mr. Bai was silent.
His silence illustrates a big problem.
Mr. Zhang grabbed his neck frantically and shook it back and forth: "You bastard!! Give me back a night's sleep! And I'm studying the brain cells of the bullshit chemical death! ”
When the three of them came to the hall numbly, the examiner was already seated, and a group of evolutionary magicians were sitting at the tables in the hall, waiting to take the exam.
The examiner was a quiet-looking glasses-laden lady, and when all the people in the hotel were seated, she had the doors and windows closed, and sat alone in front of the singing stage in the hall, sorting out the papers in her hands.
After attracting everyone's attention, she said clearly: "There are two projects in this literary examination, and the first project is presided over by me. ”
"This project is actually very simple, you can choose one of the two propositions to speak freely, there is no time limit for speaking, there are no specific scoring rules, and all the scores are determined by me."
"At the same time, this project does not stipulate who will do it first, give you five minutes to think about it, and whoever wants to do it first can go straight to the front. However, please note that this program will only last until the sun goes down, and those who have not taken the assessment before the end of the program will be automatically considered unsuccessful. ”
"Five minutes, the timer starts."
No one knows what the two propositions are, but everyone understands a truth, since the questions of this kind of assessment are the same, whoever answers the question first will suffer first.
Montreal said in a low voice: "Mr. Bai, can you check those documents in the examiner's hand for your spiritual exploration?" ”
Mr. Zhang said disdainfully: "Do you have that ability to explore spiritual power?" Except for the clairvoyant eye and the farsighted eye, it seems that there is no ability to explore, and there is that kind of ability, right? ”
Montreal thought about it and said no more.
A group of people were chattering and thinking of a way, and soon dragged the world through for five minutes.
Without waiting for the glasses lady to ask, a rough man had already come out to answer the question at Wolverine's signal.
Although he was reluctant, since he hugged his thigh, he had to have the consciousness of paying some small price.
The man stepped forward and said, "I'll come first, ma'am." ”
The glasses lady nodded and said, "You can choose one of the two propositions to answer." First question: what is your dream? Second question: what is your ideal other half? ”
“……”
The eyes of the people in the hall fell to the ground, and even Mr. Bai, who had always been expressionless like a dead man, couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
"That's it...... These two questions? ”
The rough man asked sluggishly.
The glasses lady nodded.
The reckless man laughed three times and said: "It's easy to say, you don't have to choose one of them, I will answer you both." My dream is to become an evolutionary at the peak of the pyramid, even if I can only reach the bottom of the peak, my life is worth it! The second question, my ideal other half, of course, is that the face of the slut in the bed of the former lady is more beautiful than that of Jonny Depp (the diva superstar of this era), the figure should be 36E, 24, 36, and the height should be about 1.8 meters, and the following must be a famous ......"
He chattered a lot, almost saying the most ideal image of the other half of all the men present.
The glasses lady had an impatient look in her eyes, but she didn't interrupt him, and waited until he finished speaking before she said expressionlessly: "Is Hal 'Bumblebee'?" Next. ”
Bumblebee walked down, and another sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man couldn't hold back and walked up, and after reporting his name, he said, "I...... Can I answer just one question? ”
The glasses lady said indifferently: "This is the rule." ”
"My dream is to have a private island where I can live with my family without worries. ”
The glasses lady waved her hand, and the next one went up again.
These two questions are so ordinary that it is difficult to answer them.
The next people who go up are naturally talking, and their dreams are to become billionaires, strong and supreme rulers, to have a land of their own, a family that loves them, a son and so on; And the ideal other half is Lori, the royal sister, the queen's wife, etc., all of which are complete, and even some people directly said to the glasses lady, Madam, you are my favorite type, or don't consider me Yunyun.
But the only thing that is certain is that all the people who go up to answer, no matter how strange and crooked they say, are not repeated.
After all, this is a part of showing personality, once it is repeated with others, even if you say that you are out of the blue, it may be brushed off.
Everyone knows this situation, so after the first few people answered, the people behind began to crowd over to compete for the opportunity to answer.
Wolverine's side is obviously more domineering, Wolverine waved his hand, and his own side had already gone over to surround the Montreal group, and waited for everyone to answer, and then it was the turn of a few people on the Montreal side.
There are more than 30 people on one side and only eight or nine people on the other, and although the Montreal side is not angry, it can only endure it.
When only the three Montreals, the red-haired couple and the beautiful woman who crushed the cup were left, Montreal finally couldn't hold it back and said to Mr. Zhang: "Or...... I answered in the past? ”
Mr. Zhang waved his hand: "Are you still waiting for Lao Tzu's instructions on this?" Go ahead. ”
Montreal immediately walked over.
He chose to answer the 'dream': "My dream is to be able to become a member of the United Nations mercenary corps, and while enjoying the protection of the United Nations, I will also contribute some of my own strength to this world, of course, it requires the order of the mercenary corps commander, on the one hand, this is my responsibility and obligation, on the other hand, it is also a soldier's duty." ”
His answer was decent, but undoubtedly quite flattering.
The glasses lady looked at him deeply, nodded and said, "Montreal, right?" Good, next. ”
He was the first of all to be judged 'very good', and he couldn't help but let everyone secretly criticize this guy's ability to slap horses, and at the same time secretly hated himself for not thinking of this.
When Montreal came back, Mr. Bai was still reading, and Mr. Zhang was still drinking, and the two of them didn't seem to be in a hurry at all...... In fact, they really don't need to rush, the progress of the whole project is much faster than expected, and the time has just passed just over an hour after a circle of people is almost finished.
The red-haired couple stepped forward hand in hand, and the red-haired man smiled apologetically: "I don't have a title, only a name...... Darren, my ideal other half, is the girl next to me, she is my only and my eternity. ”
The red-haired woman also smiled happily: "I don't have a title, my name is Linda, my ideal other half is my Darren, even if he dies, there will never be anyone in my heart who is 'ideal'." ”
The two of them had a very clever answer, but they were obviously very satisfying to the glasses girl: "Darren and Linda, you are really a very loving couple, very good, very good." Next. ”
There are some women who always look very precious for love, and the glasses lady definitely likes this single-minded pair very much. There is no doubt that this pair will not be mentioned in the future, at least in the glasses lady, it will definitely pass.
There were only three people left, and all the eyes of everyone in the hall were on the three people who had been very calm, and even the attention of Wolverine and the Smiling Grim Reaper was also concentrated.
Mr. Zhang looked at the girl who was holding a glass of milk alone in the distance, and Xiaohong's lips were gently sucking, and then looked at Mr. Bai, who was almost fascinated by reading a book next to him, sighed helplessly, got up lazily and walked to the glasses lady and said: "Lao Tzu's surname is Zhang, don't look at it as a Caucasian, but it is from China, you can call me Mr. Zhang." ”
The glasses lady squinted her eyes and stared at Mr. Zhang for a few seconds, and the corners of her mouth curled noncommittally: "Then Mr. Zhang, your topic." ”
Mr. Zhang said: "Dream. ”
The glasses lady said, "Please speak." ”
Mr. Zhang stretched out his arms and roared heroically: "Lao Tzu's dream is...... Peace in the world! ”
"Poof......
Countless people in the hall squirted drinks and wine from their mouths.
This answer is too nonsensical, how can anyone dream of being so lofty in this era?
The most important thing is that in today's society, not only are there still countries in war, but there will also be a spatial crack or something from time to time, which means that even if the dreams of everyone present are realized, Mr. Zhang's dreams will never be realized.
The glasses lady was obviously confused by this answer, she was stunned at first, and then a trace of surprise flashed in her eyes, and she said with great admiration in her final tone: "Very good dream, Mr. Zhang is really a person who cares about the world." ”
She sighed softly: "It's just that this dream is very difficult to realize, and many people may not be able to wait for it all their lives." ”
Mr. Zhang said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, Lao Tzu's dream is this." ”
His words were very disrespectful, and even Wolverine didn't call himself 'Lao Tzu' when he spoke to Eye Niang.
On the contrary, it was the glasses lady, but at this moment she said more respectfully: "Yes, thank you very much for your answer!" ”
Mr. Zhang pursed his lips and turned to walk back.
As soon as he returned to his seat, Mr. Bai closed the book, put the book on the table, and turned around and walked to the glasses lady's desk: "You can call me Mr. Bai." ”
"Mr. Bai." A trace of panic flashed in the corner of the glasses girl's eyes: "May I ask what your choice is?" ”
Mr. Bai said indifferently: "I'm afraid I can't choose either of these two propositions." ”
"What!?"
Montreal and Mr. Zhang are fine, and Mr. Bai's words obviously surprised everyone.
If the first two people answered one by trick and one answer was child's play, then this person's answer was obviously to send him out of the assessment directly.
Wolverine, who was sitting in the corner on the other side, smiled and said, "Ha Luha, I can't imagine that there are stupid people every year, and there are a lot of them today!" Is this guy mentally retarded? ”
Syllable!
There was a loud bang, and the table was smashed.
Mr. Zhang got up abruptly and pointed at Wolverine: "Fuck you, you scold Lao Tzu again!?" ”
He was really unscrupulous when he scolded Mr. Bai himself, but when he heard others scolding his partner, this person immediately burst into anger.
“……”
There was silence in the hall, and a single pin could be heard clearly.
After a while, Wolverine pointed at himself sluggishly: "You...... Scolding me? ”
Mr. Zhang shook off Montreal, who was holding him in a panic, and strode over; "Joke! You're a dick, why can't I scold you for what Lao Tzu!? ”
He was not angry, and in a fit of rage, an invisible coercion was violently pressed down in the hall, like a volcano erupting on the top of Mount Tai, almost instantly igniting the air.
Every time he took a step, this invisible coercion followed him forward one step, and this coercion was so strong that it directly squeezed the polished smooth granite to crack, and pressed the surrounding tables, chairs, and tableware into obvious cracks!
As he walked forward, all those who stood in his way couldn't help but get out of the way, and although these people wanted to stand up for their master, they had already discovered that the one who came alone was not a human at all, but ...... A beast from the wilderness that can destroy the world!
The breath of the tiger descending from the mountain directly suppressed all the Xiaoxiao in the hall, many people stood in place and couldn't even move a step, and some women were directly frightened by the turbid and yellowish liquid flowing down from the bottom of their skirts.
Wolverine Smile Grim Reaper Demon Ghost obviously didn't expect this infamous guy to be so strong, the most important thing is that even they can't stand the overwhelming pressure of the scorching sun, Wolverine and Smile Grim Reaper can barely support it, and the seven or eight-year-old girl Demon Ghost directly screamed and fainted.
Mr. Zhang walked all the way to the table in this corner, raised his leg and stepped on the wine table, leaned down and smiled fiercely at the Wolverine on the sofa: "What did you say?" ”
Wolverine's whole body was soaked with sweat, his teeth trembled, and he trembled for a long time before he said with difficulty: "You, you, you...... Do you know who I am? I...... I'm Wolverine! Next to me is a smiling dead ...... O Grim Reaper! You are...... Want to die? Unexpectedly...... How dare you challenge us? ”
"!"
Mr. Zhang kicked off the table, stepped on the luxurious sofa, grabbed Wolverine's collar and picked him up, split his head and covered his face with more than a dozen big slaps, and the straight Wolverine's face was blue and swollen and bleeding, so he threw the latter on the sofa, turned his head and said loudly: "What is it!?" Even the Great Wilderness Fist Li Ergou Lao Tzu is not afraid, what are you a mere Wolverine! ”
This man was really not polite at all, but everyone present felt that his words might be true.
This person's coercion is something that no one present is capable of withstanding and has never withstood it, but there is no doubt that the strong man who almost materialized the coercion in this way has at least reached the middle level of the pyramid peak, coupled with his rage and recklessness, as well as his arrogant words, everyone has to guess that this person is probably a hidden powerhouse at the top of the pyramid.
Thinking of this, no one really despises Wolverine and the Smiling Grim Reaper's incompetence in the face of this Mr. Zhang - they are strong people at the same level as you Wolverine, one level higher than the Smiling Reaper, plus you are hunted down and killed every day and flee from the world and people hide and cultivate every day, it is really normal for there to be such a gap in strength.
Of course, there are also some doubts, after all, the legendary beast is a man who never admits defeat and never gives in, and his current performance is really a bit coercive.
But even if there are some doubts, no one dares to really question them, after all, they are doubts that need to be interpreted with life.
Mr. Zhang walked back to his position in full view of everyone, picked a dining table and made it, and said to the glasses lady who had been shocked by the explosive pressure and half of her glasses were shattered: "You go on, Lao Tzu just played with them." ”
The glasses lady swallowed and foamed, and the slender jade finger supported the glasses, and said to Mr. Bai, the only one in the entire hall who did not have any feelings about this overwhelming coercion: "Mr. Bai...... Yes, can you tell us why you didn't choose a single proposition? ”
Mr. Bai nodded and said indifferently: "It's not that I don't choose these two propositions, but I don't have an answer to these two propositions......"
He thought for a moment and said, "Dream...... I don't have any dreams, what I've been chasing now is just a reason to keep alive. As for the ideal other half, I never thought about it. ”
As he spoke, the figure of a seven or eight-year-old girl already came to mind, as well as the image of a girl he had just met on a cruise ship.
But he was still very serious and confirmed: "Never, I thought about it." ”
"That's ......"
The glasses lady nodded: "Thank you for your answer, please rest first." Next. ”
Mr. Bai turned around indifferently and walked towards Mr. Zhang's position, and a girl with a faint fragrance passed by him.
This girl was the same girl who had crushed the cup in the hall five days earlier.
If Mr. Bai's overwhelming coercion of Mr. Zhang can be supported and will not be affected, then this girl is simply as if she did not feel Mr. Zhang's coercion, from beginning to end, even if the table and chair floors around her are broken, she always sits there sucking the milk in the cup with a straw.
Her brushing shoulders with Mr. Bai made Mr. Bai suddenly feel a strange feeling in his heart, which was very inexplicable, and even he couldn't determine what kind of feeling it was.
So he stopped and looked back at the girl's back.
It wasn't until he was sure that the girl had never seen her before that he returned to Mr. Zhang's side, picked up the book from the ground that was wetter than wine, and sighed, "Why make such a big noise." ”
Mr. Zhang was blowing vodka on the bottle, and pouted after listening to his words: "That fool is too cheap, and Lao Tzu really doesn't like him." In addition, your little bastard is Lao Tzu's person, only Lao Tzu is qualified to scold you in this world, and the rest of the people, who dares to provoke you, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”
Mr. Bai said: "This is not as good as ......"
He handed the book to Mr. Zhang: "You only need to pay me a book." ”
Mr. Zhang said, "You...... A book also makes Lao Tzu pay for it, is it still a brother, is it a brother, is it a brother? ”
Mr. Bai said: "You also know that I am poor and white now, and this "New Criminal Psychology Commentary" worth 50 Singapore dollars has only sold 100,000 copies in the world, and now it is soaked in alcohol, where do you let me go to get another copy?" ”
Mr. Zhang said, "Ahem...... What, I'm free to help you find someone to ask......"
The two poor eggs here started a discussion about fifty Singapore dollars, and the glasses lady on the other side also asked, "Miss Song, what is the proposition you chose?" ”
"Song ...... Miss? ”
Zhang Bai and the others glanced at each other in surprise, and couldn't help but look back at the girl surnamed Song at the same time.
Miss Song smiled and said, "I choose the 'ideal other half.'" ”
The glasses lady said, "Please speak." ”
A strange smile appeared at the corner of Miss Song's eyes, and she turned her head to stare deeply at Mr. Bai and said, "My man is the one who promised me to keep smiling forever, he is the number one murderer and executioner in the world, and one day, he will propose to me with the head of any of the five powerhouses." ”
Everyone in the hall listened inexplicably, only Zhang Bai and the others heard the two trembling trembling scalps.
Miss Song continued, "Our wedding will be held on the corpses of countless living beings and in the eyes of countless people, and the elders present on both sides will be my father and his mother, and our witnesses...... It's a very cheap wolf who is always looking for a beating. ”
"Fuck me!"
Mr. Zhang screamed, and he turned around and was about to run away.
And then......
"I really should have been buried alive......"