Chapter 2 Two aliens with him
Metals, energy, boiled down to a word, is money.
Two alien friends, Zeus and Posey, said that if they want to return to the other plane, the basic condition is to repair their spaceship. To repair a spaceship, you need metal, you need energy, these things can be bought with money.
"Sue, you're too poor! Must make money! Billionaire! Buy the island, engage in development, build a base, and when the time comes, we can make dragons in the heteroplane! those pedantic native gods!" The two aliens often ** Su Mo, and every hour that passes, they will remind Su Mo that he is poor and he must make money.
"A car, a house, a horse, all are indispensable!"
"Men and women can do it all with money!"
"Famous watches, famous bags, famous shoes, and luxury are your life!"
Zeus and Bose are very good at changing tricks, and each time they remind Sumer, their words are different.
In this regard, Su Mo smiled slightly, he felt that most of the two aliens were shocked when they landed on the earth, so they became like this.
It was half past six in the morning, and Su Mo rarely got up early and was wandering around the community. Along the way, he greeted the uncles and aunts he knew, and Zeus and Bosei, the two goat stars, have been by his side since they went out!
In other words, ordinary people really can't see Zeus and Posei!
"We never lie." Posei said suddenly.
Su Mo was a little sad, and the thought came to his mind, and Posey answered, obviously, Posei had the ability to spy on the human mind. Mind reading is an advanced thing, and if you know how to read minds, you don't have to be so troublesome to chase girls.
With the mind-reading technique, it is used when confessing, and the reaction of the girl is spied on, and it is clear at a glance whether it is successful or not, and it is not possible to turn around directly, and there is no need to worry about it at all.
"Reading brainwaves is a basic skill that every goat learns from an early age." Posey spoke.
Su Mo rolled his eyes directly, and sure enough, in addition to being invisible, the two goat stars can also read minds, which is worthy of being an alien who once crisscrossed the heterotopic plane.
Su Mo stopped suddenly, and a sneaky guy appeared in his sight, it was a young man, carrying a bag, his eyes were staring, walking fast, and he was a little flustered.
"Thief?"
This was Su Mo's first reaction, the community where his house is located is an old community, no need for a key card, no security guards or anything, anyone who looks normal can enter.
So, is this thief-eyed guy in front of him a thief?
"There is a gold watch in the backpack, five thousand three hundred and sixty-five pieces of cash, and three pieces of jade products." At this time, Zeus spoke, and his tone was extremely calm.
Sure enough, it's a thief!
Su Mo was shocked, surprised by Zeus's perspective ability, and surprised that the thief was really so bold that he dared to enter the house in the morning to steal something! Oh, by the way, it's the weekend, and the average person seems to be still in bed!
Now the question in front of Su Mo is, whether to catch it or not, it is rumored that thieves are more dangerous, if this thief is hiding a knife or something, he is an ordinary person, it is really difficult to deal with thieves.
"No weapons of destruction, arresting thieves is in line with the basic moral code of every goat star."
Po Sai spoke again, and Su Mo only saw a light shooting at the thief, who screamed and fell to the ground, and pulled his backpack apart in a frenzy, shouting at the passers-by.
"I'm a thief! I'm a thief! Come and catch me! Come and get me!"
Su Mo was dumbfounded, and said in his heart that this thief had a problem with his head, and he actually took the initiative to shout that he was a thief! Soon, the security guards came and took the thief away.
I only heard Bo Sai say in that extremely calm tone: "The light of the Force, the spirit control zhì, the survival skills that every goat star must learn before the age of three. ”
Well, two alien brothers, you deserve to be aliens, you have been learning all kinds of survival skills since you were a child, two words, awesome! Su Mo felt in his heart, fortunately, ordinary people couldn't see Zeus and Bosei, otherwise they would definitely frighten the neighborhood.
Zeus and Bosei's goat star head is still a little inconsistent. The human body, similar to the head of a goat, is even more bizarre than the sheep-headed demon in some Western magic movies.
If I hadn't read a lot of online novels, my nerves would have been relatively big, otherwise I would have been scared into a nervous breakdown.
Su Mo looked at Zeus, looked at Bose, and then looked at his shorts and slippers, his heart moved, his hands were copied into his trouser pockets, and he swaggered out of the community.
And the two aliens followed him one left and one right, at this moment, Su Mo had a feeling of being a big brother, Zeus and Po Sai were bodyguards!
Two aliens serve as bodyguards for themselves, this treatment, this feeling, it's amazing!
After a while, Su Mo arrived at the park, and some uncles and aunts were already practicing in the park in the morning, playing Tai Chi and sword dancing or something. Originally, Su Mo wanted to stay at home and sleep lazy, but he was forcibly pulled up by the two goat stars and asked him to come to the park to exercise. In Posei's words, Sumer's body is too fragile.
Not only is it weak, but it is also very brittle.
"Sue, we regard you as the same kind, the base strength of each goat star person's body is 60, and yours is only a little more than 4, Sue, you are too fragile."
To take that famous sentence, Su Mo is a scum with less than 5 combat power in the eyes of the goat star. Therefore, Zeus and Bosai had to conduct special training for Sumer.
"Goat Star Comprehensive Fighting Skills, The Basics."
"Sue, you just need to learn the first move today."
"Don't worry about fatigue."
"We have the best fatigue relievers."
"Sue, work hard!"
"Sue, come on!"
In the alternating words of Zeus and Bosei, Su Mo's body was uncontrollable, and his legs were separated like a word horse, and in that moment, Su Mo seemed to hear a crisp sound. He knew that Zeus and Posei were playing tricks, but he was just an ordinary person, where was the opponent of aliens, he could only feel that this time it was really a joke.
Su Mo was practicing a horse on the ground, while Zeus and Bo Sai were analyzing the movements of those uncles and aunts who practiced Tai Chi.
"It seems to be a fighting technique."
"The lethality seems to be insufficient."
"It should be a simplified version, and the full version may be lethal."
"It has the effect of strengthening the body, but it can't satisfy Sue."
The two goat stars glanced at each other, looked at Su Mo on the ground, and smiled at the same time: "It's still our high level of mixed martial arts skill development!"
A quarter of an hour passed, Su Mo lay on the ground panting, he felt that his two legs were not his own, not to mention sweating all over his body, and the test of his two legs, sweating was almost as easy as drinking water.
"Persistence is the foundation of success."
"Every sweat lays a solid foundation for a strong body."
"A goat star who doesn't sweat is not a good goat starman."
"A bloodless goat is not a complete goat."
Zeus and Posei cheered up Sumer, but his tone was extremely calm, as if he were reading some kind of dogma.
Su Mo wanted to complain, but found that he didn't even have the strength to complain, and he didn't know why the action like a word horse just now was so powerful, and it took less than a quarter of an hour to squeeze out all his strength.
"Wow!"
Suddenly a dog barks!
Su Mo was startled, his pupils shrank suddenly, and in his sight, a rather majestic big dog like a wolf dog was rushing towards him frantically!
"Ahh Be careful!" Over there, a woman's voice rang out.
At this moment, the uncles and aunts who were exercising in the morning nearby also saw this scene, and they all exclaimed, the wolf dog was off the leash, went crazy, and was about to bite!
"Sa?"
Su Mo was speechless, he didn't even have the strength to get up now, let alone dodge the attack of the wild wolf dog, he could only look at the two aliens.
And the two aliens raised their goat's heads and looked at the sky as if they hadn't seen the wolf dogs rushing towards them!
"Damn!"
The crazy wolf dog was so fast, it rushed to Su Mo in almost three blinks, and its fangs were open, and it was about to bite Su Mo! Su Mo could only close his eyes, and secretly scolded the owner of the big dog in his heart, he actually secretly raised this kind of big dog in the city, mgb, is it so lonely?
Zeus got his hands dirty!
The rest of the people couldn't see it, they only saw it, and when the big dog was about to bite the young man, there was a sudden shock, and the next moment, they were all charred black, and soon they smelled the smell of meat.
"Maomao!" The owner of the big dog was stunned and let out a terrible bark.
The uncles and aunts all looked at each other, and a fierce big dog actually spontaneously combusted, which seems a bit supernatural.
Su Mo also smelled the aroma of barbecue, and also heard the discussion between the two aliens.
"Pure blood."
"The meat is delicious."
"The barbecue dragon is far inferior."
"The barbecue bird's wings are hard to match."