Chapter 1 Sir, Your Express
"Hey, Mr. Su, your courier has arrived, please come downstairs to pick it up."
"Arrived, so soon? Okay, I'll be right away!"
Su Mo put on a pair of shorts and stepped on slippers to rush out the door. He is a science fiction model lover, and yesterday he spent 80 yuan on Taobao to buy a flying saucer model, thinking that it would arrive in three days, but he didn't expect this express delivery to be so powerful.
Going downstairs, signing, and receiving the courier, Su Mo rushed up to the fifth floor in one breath. Close the door and enter the house, kick off the slippers, open the drawer, find the scissors, and unpack the delivery in one go.
The flying saucer model is in front of him, and at first glance, Su Mo is very satisfied, and the fact that the model is damaged in battle alone shows that the seller is not lying. Su Mo touched the UFO model, and he was even more satisfied with this touch. Generally, the model with better quality is not a few hundred pieces at all, and the 80 pieces of things in front of you, the material is actually very good, and all kinds of processing are also in place, and even give yourself an illusion of extreme realism!
"Five star reviews! The seller is a model master! Must have a 5 star review!"
Su Mo sighed for a while, the flying saucer is good, but it is a little smaller, only a little bigger than a palm, if there is a house as big, it is more awesome.
"My dream is not to drive a Gundam, my dream is to drive a space battleship!"
After observing the flying saucer for a while, Su Mo nodded with satisfaction, and prepared to put the flying saucer on the storage box in the upper left corner of the desk. As soon as he picked up the flying saucer, it suddenly flashed blue light as if there was a light in the flying saucer.
"Huh?"
Su Mo was startled and muttered in a low voice: "The seller actually made a lamp, which is too conscientious." β
Just as Su Mo put the UFO on the storage box, took out his mobile phone, and was about to take a picture and send it to the forum, so that the model on the Internet would comment and comment, a voice suddenly came out of the UFO model!
βHello!β
"Hello!"
Not one voice, it's two!
Su Mo was stunned for a moment, and in the next second, he opened his mouth wide, the phone fell off from his hand, and he began to do a free fall movement.
"Smack!"
The phone landed, and two people appeared in Su Mo's sight! Two people who came out of a palm-sized flying saucer model! They're getting bigger! From the size of a finger, to the size of a palm, to the size of a head, and then to the size of an adult!
"Holographic projection? Did the seller install a projection in the model?"
Su Mo stretched out his hand and touched the head of the goat-headed man on the left, he thought that this goat's head was a mask, and pulled it hard, but did not pull it.
He stretched out the goat's head to his right again, pinched the goat's head's ear and tugged hard, but it still didn't move.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, friend of Earth."
"Friends of Earth, it's a pleasure to meet you."
Two goats' heads open one in front of the other.
"I'm tired!"
Su Mo glanced at the goat's head on the left, and then at the goat's head on the right, and his body fell backwards, slammed on the bed, and fainted.
β¦β¦
Su Mo never thought that he was stunned just by buying a UFO model on Taobao. Stunned is not the most important thing, the key thing is that the flying saucer model is actually a real flying saucer model, and there are two aliens coming out of it!
They, call themselves goats.
"The average person can't see us."
"Goats love peace."
"We treat you as one kind."
"We can turn manure into gold."
"Planting two horns on the head is more in line with the mainstream aesthetics of the universe."
"Other people only have one life, you are different, you have more lives than cats."
"We've played the role of gods on the Otherworld, and if you like, you can too."
"Occasionally, we'll play as normal people and test the hardness of the dragon's body with particle weapons."
"There are a lot of heterotopic beauties, they are all the types you like, you can open ** ......"
"Life is not easy, we do it and cherish it."
The above is all said by the two goats in the past minute. Su Mo sat in his chair and looked at the two goat starmen sitting on the bed.
"Your name is Zeus?" Su Mo pointed to the goat star man on the left, and the goat star man on the left nodded.
"Your name is Posei?" Su Mo pointed to the goat star man on the right again, and the goat star man on the right nodded.
Su Mo touched his head, and then spread his hands to the two aliens: "Both, did you play Greek mythology thousands of years ago?"
The two goats, the shorter one calling himself Zeus, and the taller one calling himself Posei, said that life is not easy, and they can do it and cherish it. Su Mo wondered if these two aliens were foreign bloody mythological blockbusters, and if they were okay, they would go to a certain **.
Cherish it, you two, you're aliens!
"Zeus in Greek mythology was a thunderbolt warrior I made, who was later torn to pieces by a group of dragons on an alien plane. If it weren't for the last accident, a new Thunderbolt Warrior would have been made. Zeus replied rather calmly.
"The Poseidon of Greek mythology was the Ice Warrior I created, and he was also torn to pieces by a group of dragons on an alien plane, and if it wasn't for the last accident, a new Ice Warrior would have been made." Poseidon responded.
Listening to the answers of the two aliens, Su Mo could only be silent, the other party is an alien, can you not believe their story? Well, even these two goats made Greek mythology. So, what do they want to do next, return to Earth from the Alien Plane, and prepare for a new round of god-making movement?
"We are met with resistance from the Alien Native Gods."
"Our spaceship was damaged."
"We need to fix the ship."
"We're going to kill back." When Pose said this, he slammed and looked at Su Mo.
Su Mo shook his head, he was still talking about peace-loving before, and now he said that he would kill him back, two, don't treat the earthlings as mentally retarded. Besides, you are aliens, why do you want to go to the alien plane to play with the natives, isn't it better to return to the universe, isn't the boundless universe not as good as a so-called alien plane?
In Su Mo's view, the heteroplane is basically the same as the earth, but the civilization system is different, there are magic, gods and the like, which can be regarded as different paths of civilization. However, no matter how brilliant the civilization of the heterogeneous plane is, can it be compared to the universe?
"It's not that we don't want to go home." As if he could read minds, Zeus spoke.
"Our mothership crashed on an alien plane." Posse answered.
"We can't go home without the mothership." Zeus and Pose looked at each other, and they were also helpless.
Su Mo saw the two goat starmen looking at him, and shook his head for a while, you aliens who created Greek myths can't do anything, what can I do as an ordinary earthling?
"We are extremely weak now, and we are not very strong in combat."
"If we get caught, we can only become slices and lie on the real platform."
"The spacecraft has less than one percent of its energy and cannot be started."
"We need enough energy, and the earth consumes about five percent of its energy in a day."
"Actually, it's very simple, just plug the UFO into the wire, and you can start charging, it's very simple. However, we are peace-loving and not suitable for that kind of thing. β
Su Mo understood that the two goat stars wanted to replenish their energy for the flying saucer. He glanced at the palm-sized tattered flying saucer on the storage box, the earth consumes only five percent of the electricity in a day to replenish the energy, how many tens of thousands of kilowatts of electricity?
"Imagine what a magnificent picture it would be to suddenly plunge half the world into darkness on a brightly lit night." At this moment, Posei touched the horns of the goat on his head, and spoke in that calm and slightly stern tone.
Magnificent? If the UFO really absorbs the electricity of a city, or even half of the world, it is not magnificent, it is called a worldwide horror event!
The blackout of the century!
If it is found out, most of the rest of his life will be in a cage. In today's society, there is a power outage in most of the world, and the loss caused is at least 100 million yuan, and he is just an ordinary student, who just wants to spend this summer vacation. Su Mo continued to shake his head, helping the aliens to be earthlings, he is not a traitor.
"We're sleepy, let's continue tomorrow." Zeus and Posey glanced at each other, Posey said a word to Sumer, and then, the two goats occupied Sumer's bed in front of him.
Soon, Su Mo heard the snoring of the goats.
Su Mo walked to the window, opened the curtains, looked at the brightly lit night, and felt a lot of feelings about today's encounter.
However, in less than ten seconds, his eyes turned into darkness, the community was without power, and several nearby streets were also without power.
Su Mo turned his head sharply and looked at the flying saucer on the storage box, the flying saucer was still tattered, except for the high degree of realism, it was a toy no matter how you looked at it.
"Power outages, it should be an accident, it has nothing to do with them......"
Looking at the night, Su Mo whispered.