"Whew! My ass! Haoyi's howl echoed miserably on a hill outside Sadra. He never dreamed that he would be "warmly welcomed" by the instructor before he officially put on the uniform of the Federal Army.

At the foot of this hill is a military base built like a steel castle, an outpost of the Fifth Theater of the Federation on the planet Eder, which is now temporarily used as a training base for recruits. Haoyi and a group of recruits who had just registered for the army were pulled directly here by the veterans in armored personnel carriers from the city of Sadra. These new recruits will undergo three months of basic training here and then be assigned to specific combat units in the Fifth Theater.

"Brother Hao, I, I really can't run!" Hu Erpang panted and leaned against a rock next to the mountain road, crying and saying with a sad face.

Not far from him, the same gray-faced Hao Yi was hurriedly beating the sparks on his buttocks, and the two were still wearing civilian clothes, and they didn't even have time to change into the military uniforms used for recruit training, and their respective luggage backpacks fell crookedly on their necks. Hearing Hu Erpang complaining, Hao Yi jumped to his feet angrily and scolded: "You talk to the evil star behind yourself!" Damn, I just wanted to turn Lao Tzu into a roast pig, I ABC his ancestors ten... Oops! Before he finished scolding, another yellow and blue flame grazed the scalps of the two and hit the big rock beside the road, and the flying sparks burned the eyebrows and hair of the two and curled them for a while.

"Boy, if you don't keep running, the next shot won't be so accurate! I don't mind having a barbecue in the evening! A fire assault vehicle stopped less than twenty meters behind the two of them, and a voice came through the car's loudspeaker, which made the two grit their teeth with hatred.

The Vicious Fire Assault Vehicle, the lightest all-terrain assault vehicle in the Federal Army, carries an H31 thermal assault gun and a J09 electromagnetic machine gun, and carries two people. The H31 Thermal Assault Gun fires a jet of hot metal to kill enemies, and its unique scatter-to-kill effect can melt the protective armor of an entire group of enemy infantry within range, and burn them into roast pigs. Coupled with the highly flexible mobility of the assault vehicle, it is best suited for dealing with light infantry in groups on the battlefield.

"Hurry up and get fat, it's really a bloody mold!" Hao Yi stared at the assault car viciously, endured the anger in his heart and spat on the ground, pulled up Hu Erfat, who fell crookedly to the ground, and said: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to be roasted alive by this girl before he becomes a marshal!" ”

"Mom, why are you here to be a soldier!" Hu Erpang cried and was pulled up from the ground by Hao Yi, and followed Hao Yi staggering along the mountain road with his head down.

The reason why Haoyi and the others enjoy this treatment has to start an hour ago. The recruits were dragged into the training base, where the veterans hung on an open field and the armoured personnel carriers transporting them departed. After a while, several non-commissioned officers with the rank of sergeant came, each holding a list of recruits.

The non-commissioned officers claimed to be the training instructors of the hundreds of recruits, and the list in their hands was the recruits randomly assigned to them by the computer. said that it was randomly assigned by the computer, but I don't know if the army management system computer was infected with the bad problem of human "laziness", Haoyi, Hu Erpang and the handsome guy named Yang Jianyi were assigned to the same instructor, and the recruits were almost divided into six recruit platoons in the order of registration.

Soon, the recruits of the other five platoons were taken into the camp by their respective instructors to rest, and the sergeant instructor who called himself Stryker just asked Hao Yi and the others to wait in line in the square, but he hummed a little song and disappeared from Hao Yi and the others' sight.

After more than ten minutes in the scorching afternoon sun in the square, the tired and hungry recruits began to stir a little, wondering which Stryker instructor was going to sing. Still, most of the recruits took the instructor's orders to their feet and waited.

"I'm X, if I stand down again, Lao Tzu will be dried by a sun, what kind of bird soldier is he!" And Haoyi, who has always been used to being casual, couldn't stand it anymore, scolded and complained loudly, and sat on the ground.

"Dude, you're not afraid that the instructor will come back and see you like this and teach you a lesson!" A recruit kindly reminded Haoyi.

"Teach me? Jokes, just like him! Hao Yi sneered disdainfully and said: "I think back then, Lao Tzu was also a popular figure in school, and how many teachers clamored to teach me a lesson." But the result? Hehe, which of those teachers wasn't disgraced by me? If you don't believe it, ask Er Fat, Er Fat will tell my brother about Lao Tzu's heroic deeds back then! ”

"Brother Hao, there are quite a lot of your heroic deeds, how can I finish talking about it! It's better for you to tell everyone about it! In order to cooperate with Haoyi's bragging, Hu Erpang said with a hippie smile.

"Do you want to hear it?" Hao Yi smiled, squinted and asked the rest of the recruits beside him.

"Okay, you said to be happy with everyone!" The recruits were bored, and someone followed to coax Haoyi to tell him about his heroic deeds.

"Anyway, back then, Lao Tzu was ......" Hao Yi cleared his throat and coughed twice, then pretended to walk to the front of the team, and began to talk about interesting things in school back then. felt that his solo performance was not enjoyable, Haoyi pulled Hu Erpang to follow him as a foil, and the naughty stories also made the recruits laugh constantly.

However, when Hao Yi was talking energetically, the laughter of the recruits suddenly stopped, and everyone stood up with serious faces. Haoyi was stunned for a moment, scratched his head and asked a little puzzled, "What are you doing?" Why are you still afraid of that bullshit instructor just now? Just like his bear! Saying that, Hao Yi followed the appearance of the instructor with his hands behind his back, imitated his voice and said: "You all listen to Lao Tzu, no one is allowed to walk around without my order!" ”

The vivid imitation amused the recruits, but no one just laughed out loud. Yang Jianyi even held back his little white face red, forced a smile, and Nunu gestured to Hao Yi with kind eyes, but Hao Yi didn't pay attention at all.

"What's the matter? Tell you, if Lao Tzu becomes a marshal in the future, he will ......" Hao Yizheng said with a spit, and suddenly with a "bang", he was kicked on the back, and his body flew out in the air and fell on Yang Jianyi, who was standing in the front row.

"Uncle, who the hell is kicking the old man..."Hao Yi was helped by Yang Jianyi to stand up, and shouted while scolding and scolding. But when he turned around, he saw Stryker staring at him with a dark face and a pair of fiery eyes, and he was immediately frightened, and quickly straightened up and saluted: "Instructor! In the panic, Haoyi, who had never learned to salute, first raised his left hand and felt that it was wrong, so he quickly changed to his right hand, and he was in a hurry for a while. Hu Erfat, who was in charge of the "foil" on the side, was also so frightened that he quickly stood up straight, but his calf trembled unconsciously.

"Scolding, why don't you continue scolding?" Stryker said coldly with a gloomy face.

"Instructor, why are you here?" Haoyi hurriedly changed to a face-to-be-haode, and said with a shameless smile.

"Humph!" Stryker just snorted coldly, and ordered sharply: "Recruit Haoyi, you have two choices now, one is to get Lao Tzu out of the barracks immediately and go back to your mother to feed; Second, bring your backpack and go to the mountains over there to hike five kilometers for Lao Tzu! ”

"Huh!?" Hao Yi was dumbfounded, and his brain was instantly short-circuited and stunned in place.

"Ahhhh Ten kilometers! Haoyi's hesitation was met with another loud shout from Stryker.

At this time, Haoyi finally reacted, and hurriedly grabbed his backpack without saying a word, and rushed towards the hill next to the barracks. And as an "accomplice", poor Hu Erpang, of course, couldn't escape this punishment, and was also kicked up the mountain by Stryker.

After running along the rugged mountain road for a while, Hao Yi panted and looked back, and saw that except for himself and Hu Erfat, there was no one else on the mountain road, so he waved his hand to stop Hu Erpang who was following him and said: "Erfat, don't, don't run, damn, that old boy is probably hiding and lying on his stomach again, let's stay on the mountain for a while and go back!" ”

"Good!" Hu Erpang responded and fell softly beside the road.

However, just when the two of them thought they could be lazy and escape, suddenly there was a humming of an engine at the end of the mountain road. Immediately after, a four-wheel drive locomotive with a strange cannon on its back flew up.

"I'm X, what's that?" Haoyi's eyes widened in horror, looking at the locomotive that was about to fly in front of him and scolded. As soon as the words fell, a dazzling flame erupted from the mouth of the cannon, hitting the feet of Hao Yi and the others, and the flying flames made the two of them hot for a while.

"Haoyi, Hu Liangtao, if you want to live, run for Lao Tzu!" Stryker's voice came out of the car loudspeaker, and Haoyi and the two of them hurriedly ran to the ground. This brings us to the scene at the beginning of this chapter.

When the sun set, Haoyi and the two dragged their tired bodies back to the barracks. Their clothes were burned and tattered by the guns of the fire assault vehicles, their faces were black, and even their hair was burned and curled, and their luggage and backpacks were dragged on the ground, like two refugees who had just escaped from the scene of the fire. By this time, the rest of the platoon had already eaten dinner, taken a hot shower, and were lying comfortably in the barracks chatting.

"Stryker, I'm your ancestor, I'm going to kill you one day!" After taking a quick shower and eating a few leftovers from the kitchen in the camp, Haoyi waved his fist and cursed angrily, then tilted his head and fell asleep on his solo marching bed, and he was not even interested in participating in the chat of the recruits.

I don't know how long I slept, and in a daze, Haoyi actually dreamed of the beautiful female soldier he saw during the day and the gorgeous girls on the T-catwalk, and when he was hugging left and right beautifully, suddenly it rained heavily. Then a black shadow actually struck from the side, and Hao Yi almost subconsciously raised his hand to push it, and muttered in his mouth: "Get out!" ”

A loud bang came, accompanied by a somewhat familiar voice screaming, which scared Haoyi from his dream.

"Ahh opened his eyes in a daze, but the scene in front of him made Haoyi's brain confused again.