Chapter 005: Enlisting in Haiti
After deciding to enlist in the army and realize the "hazy great but unknown dream" in his heart, Haoyi ran home. However, when he just said his idea of becoming a soldier in front of his parents, he heard a "whirring" sound, and a black object flew over, startling Haoyi hurriedly leaned over and dodged. There was a series of crisp sounds, and when Haoyi looked back, he saw a short crowbar used by his father to repair his car smashed on the shoe rack at the door.
"Stinky boy, if you want to be a soldier, you can't kill my Hao family's species, and there is no door! Tell you, stay at home honestly for Lao Tzu, don't think about going anywhere! Although he was over forty years old, his father, who was still short-tempered, pointed at Haoyi's nose with a red face and scolded.
"If you become a soldier, you will become extinct? Why haven't I heard of that? Haoyi, who was in a cold sweat, lowered his head and secretly glanced at his father, and muttered and complained in a low voice.
"What did you say!" Hao Yao seemed to hear Hao Yi's dissatisfaction clearly, glared angrily at his eyes and drank, and then lowered his head and looked around for something to take advantage of, wanting to beat this unsuccessful son. From childhood to adulthood, because Hao Yi always disobediently used his superpowers around, Hao Yao has beaten Xiao Hao Yi a lot.
At this time, the mother on the side hurriedly came up to act as a good person, pulled Hao Yi into the back room, closed the door, and said "political persuasion" to Hao Yi. After patiently listening to his mother's tirade, Haoyi also understood his parents' hard work. Counting from the generation of Grandpa Haoyi, their Hao family is three generations of single generations. Although the Federation is now in a period of peace, Haoyi's parents are still worried that after Haoyi joins the army, there will be unforeseen accidents.
Despite this, Haoyi's desire to become a soldier became more and more firm. In addition to a small part of the rebellious psychological effect of adolescence, another point is that Haoyi has not known what "fear" is since he was a child. If nothing else, it's simple, if you dared to drive an old motorcycle at the age of one, play a police chase with a bunch of state-of-the-art police cars, and win the Formula X1 Championship, I'm afraid you won't know what the word "scared" is.
In order to realize his desire to be a soldier, Haoyi's brain, which was far more developed than ordinary people, began to run at high speed, and soon a Jihua who hid from the world and the sea took shape in Haoyi's head.
Two days later, Haoyi announced a compromise with his parents, promising his father that he was ready to "inherit his father's business". Then, while his parents were triumphant about their victory in the "family civil war", Haoyi made a small request at the right time, asking his parents to apply for an adult identity certificate for him, and allowed him and Hu Erpang to go to a tourist resort in Eder for a while.
The reason why I need an adult identity certificate is because Hao Yi inquired that the procedures for enlisting in the army are very simple, in addition to undergoing a physical health examination, there is also the need to have an adult identity certificate. And the excuse to travel to other places is to buy enough time to implement this "cut first and then play" jihua.
Very smoothly, Haoyi, who has reached the age of 18, got his adult identity certificate and was approved by his parents to travel Jihua. Under the supervision of Hao Yao and Hu Jun's parents, Hao Yi took Hu Erpang on the flight to Emmosis City, a tourist resort on the Edel planet. While transiting in a city called Sadra in the middle of the flight, Hao Yi and the others made an excuse to slip out of the airport, got into a taxi, and went straight to the recruitment point set up in the city.
The recruitment point was set up in the square in the center of Sadra, and as in previous years, it was crowded with people. However, most of the people didn't seem to be here to enlist, and those all kinds of big men scrambled to squeeze towards a temporary high platform next to the recruitment point, and there was a lot of momentum on the battlefield. However, when you see the show being performed on the high stage, you will understand that the weishenme scene will be so hot.
On the catwalk, which resembles a fashion show, a group of scantily clad and sexy beauties are walking back and forth, holding big signs with various recruitment slogans in their hands, and throwing flattering eyes at the stage from time to time, causing a whistle. And those big men with shiny eyes and saliva at the corners of their mouths, no one paid attention to the recruitment billboards in the hands of the beauties, but scanned the important parts of these beauties with sharp eyes that were tilted 45 degrees, and at the same time they were busy discussing "sensitive" topics such as the underwear worn by the beauties with the people next to them.
In stark contrast, at the conscription registration office less than 10 meters away, there were only a few people waiting in line to register. A young female soldier with a bit of a posture, with a lazy face dealing with the people who came to register.
"Wow, it's so hot?" As soon as he got out of the taxi, Haoyi was startled by the crowd of people in front of the high platform. As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes were attracted by the beauties who were walking the catwalk on the stage, and his legs couldn't take a step.
"Brother Hao, it seems that there is the registration office over there!" Hu Erpang, who was following behind Hao Yi, pulled the corner of Hao Yi's clothes, raised his hand and pointed to the somewhat deserted conscription registration office next to him and said. Hu Erpang has only been interested in food since he was a child, and it seems that he is not very interested in those so-called beauties.
"Uh,, of course I do!" was interrupted by Hu Erpang's interest in appreciating the beauty, Haoyi threw down a sentence angrily, and took the lead to walk towards the conscription office.
The queue in the front row of the registration office was not long, and soon it was Haoyi's turn. "Proof of identity!" Haoyi, who was tilting his head and stretching his neck to look at the beautiful women on the high platform, was suddenly startled by the cold four words. Looking back, Haoyi found that the female soldier in charge of registration in front of him had a beautiful appearance, fair complexion, a melon seed face with a pair of curved willow leaf-like eyes, and that straight military uniform, which was actually a unique beauty charm, not inferior to the sexy beauty in revealing clothes on the high platform over there.
"Ah, the beauty called me!" Haoyi, who was still a little dissatisfied in his heart and was about to complain about two sentences, his eyes flashed, and then he changed to a flattering smile and said playfully.
"Humph!" Unexpectedly, the female soldier just glanced coldly and repeated: "Identification!" ”
"Hehe, this, I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful female soldier in the army!" Hao Yi, who touched a soft nail, instead of getting angry, continued to smile cheekily: "I don't know which unit the beauty is in?" What do you call it? ”
"Proof of identity! You can't register without identification! The female soldier seemed to be a little disgusted with Hao Yi's face, and said coldly with a straight face.
Seeing that he was bored, Hao Yi pursed his lips and took out his adult identity certificate a little helplessly and handed it over. The female soldier tinkered in front of the computer for a while, then handed back the identity card to Haoyi, and returned a golden magnetic card, without raising her head, she pointed to a building with a big sign of "Physical Examination Office" on the edge of the square, and said coldly: "Take the military registration card, go to the physical examination point over there to check your body!" ”
Haoyi took the two cards, shrunk his neck and walked to the side. However, just when he turned to leave, Haoyi seemed to faintly hear the female soldier muttering in a low voice: "Pervert, you still want to soak the old lady like you!" One sentence almost didn't make Hao Yi stumble in anger.
finally stabilized his mind, waited for Hu Erpang behind him to complete the registration procedures, and was about to walk to the physical examination point with Hu Erpang, but Haoyi saw a scene that made him even more depressed.
The young man behind Hu Erpang was born with delicate facial features and a fair face, and he looked like Pan An with a jade tree in the wind. The female soldier, who was originally cold, suddenly changed to a with shiny eyes. Not only did he enthusiastically complete the formalities for the young man, Zuihou didn't forget to introduce himself: "Handsome guy, my name is Jiang Jing, remember to come to me when you have time!" ”
"Brother Hao?" Hu Erpang looked curiously at Hao Yi, whose eyes were already wide, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Hao Yi's eyes and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Haoyi woke up, suddenly grabbed Hu Erpang, and asked excitedly: "Erfat, am I not handsome?" ”
"Huh? Handsome, handsome, of course handsome! Hu Erpang hurriedly nodded and said.
"It's unreasonable!" Haoyi let go of Hu Erfat, squatted on the ground, pulled his hair and hugged his head, whining and wailing.
"Why is this brother so sad?" The handsome guy who fascinated the female soldier of the registration maid happened to come over, and when he saw Haoyi squatting on the ground and screaming, he leaned over curiously and asked.
Hao Yi raised his head when he heard the voice, and saw that it was this handsome guy who instantly shattered his self-confidence, so he stared at it with wide eyes and looked up and down carefully several times, only to see that the handsome guy was uncomfortable like goosebumps.
"What's your last name?" Half-ringing, Haoyi suddenly asked.
"Oh, my name is Yang Jianyi, and you are also here to be a soldier!" The handsome guy was stunned for a moment, then smiled and stretched out his hand in a friendly manner, as if he wanted to shake hands with Haoyi.
"Oh, it's okay!" Haoyi didn't pay attention to Yang Jianyi's outstretched hand, patted his butt and got up, waved his hand to Hu Erpang and said, "Let's go, go for a physical examination!" He threw Yang Jianyi in place. That Yang Jianyi seemed to be quite self-contained, but he smiled faintly, and quickly followed Haoyi and the others.
In the physical examination point, after being "massaged" by the computer in an all-round way, the military registration cards of Haoyi and the two officially took effect, and they were officially enlisted. At that time, the procedures for becoming a soldier were so simple, unlike now, when a certain country still has a whole set of quite complicated procedures, including what political background is, who are your parents, and so on.
After that, several armored personnel carriers and a few high-spirited corporals came to the recruiting point and drove Haoyi and these recruits into the personnel carriers. Perhaps these veterans deliberately wanted to fix the eggs of these recruits, and when the thick armored doors were closed, the inside of the car was jet black, except for the bright light leaking in from a few air vents, and even the interior lighting system that was supposed to be in the car was not turned on.
"Oh yes, we're not going to be sold, are we?" When the locomotive started, Haoyi scolded.