Chapter 206: Press Conference

In the collective dormitory where Hao Yi and the others lived temporarily, after listening to what Yate said, not only Hao Yi's face slowly turned blue, but even Chen Changhao and others, who were originally lying in the nest and pretending to be asleep, couldn't help but stop pretending to be asleep, and sat up one after another, listening to the conversation between Hao Yi and Yate. Hu Erfat, who was chewing woodenly with a biscuit in his hand, also twisted his ass a little uncomfortably.

"Looks like the captain is a smart man! No wonder you dare to go straight to the rebels' lair single-handedly, you can really be described as brave and strategic! Colonel Borg, the so-called head of the Second Propaganda Department, praised Haoyi in a crepe.

"Sir, I have a low culture, so don't go around in circles with me! Let's be honest, what do you want me to do? Isn't it just going to kill those grandsons of Sharon Star? It's a big deal to kill back to Mutus! Hao Yi pursed his lips and seemed not to be impressed by Borg's praise, and while he said angrily to Art, he rolled up his arms and gritted his teeth to express determination.

Listening to Haoyi's somewhat vulgar but easy-to-understand words, Art and Borg glanced at each other again, and couldn't help but hahadaxiao.

"Well, I said two chiefs, are you here to see my jokes?" Seeing the two senior officers in front of him leaning forward and leaning back with an exaggerated smile, Hao Yi was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but say a cold word unceremoniously with black lines on his head.

"Okay, okay, Colonel, I think we'd better talk about it, if we go around any longer, I'm afraid that the youngest heroic captain of the Federation will die in a hurry!" It seems that Yate is in a very good mood today, and he still has the heart to continue to joke with Haoyi at this moment.

"Well, well!" Borg put away his smile and said to Haoyi: "Captain, you just know what my position is, right?" Now that we have to deal with the group of grandsons of the Sharon Star District that you said in your mouth, I am afraid that you will need to cooperate with our department to conduct a-for-tat battle of public opinion! ”

"Public opinion war?" Haoyi was slightly surprised.

"Yes!" Art also put away his playful face at this time, and explained seriously: "To put it simply, we are going to start a war without gunpowder with the rebels in the Sharon Star District, and the battlefield is the invisible news and public opinion world!" The zeroing jihua secretly formulated by the top brass of the Sharon rebels has been shaken out by you, the heroic captain of the Federation, through ENN TV. Then it is reasonable for them to carry out negative propaganda through the press and justify themselves. You know, once you let the people of Sharon Star know that those rebel high-ranking people may sacrifice ordinary people anytime and anywhere in exchange for the best interests of the rebel high-top, then the consequences will be extremely serious for the rebel high-level! Therefore, in order to eliminate the influence, they must show their old faces, turn their faces and deny their accounts, and even try to push the matter onto our federal military department. ”

"Understood, sir!" Haoyi said in a trance: "To put it bluntly, we are going to have a war of words with those grandchildren now, even if we can't bite the girl, we have to spray dirty water on the dog's day!" ”

"Captain, though you're smart and to the point. Still, as a federal captain, I think you have to be a little bit more particular about your words! Of course, I mean when you're on the TV screen, if it's usual, I appreciate your "roughness"! The propaganda minister, Colonel Borg, implicitly admonished Haoyi with a smile on his face.

"Sir, I think for those ordinary people, I don't think they want to be literate, they like to listen to it more bluntly!" Hao Yi spread his hands, and said with a helpless expression: "Besides, I didn't study hard when I was in school, and I almost didn't graduate from high school, if you want me to come to me with some crepe things, then it's better to let me carry a single missile and fight the Marauder mecha alone!" ”

"Okay, since Captain Haoyi also understands what we mean, then without further ado, let's hurry up!" Art gestured to Borg with a wave of his hand.

"Wait, sir, where are we going?" Listening to Yate's words, Haoyi couldn't help but wonder.

"Our propaganda department has contacted a number of well-known television stations in the federal public opinion circles to hold a press conference on the Mutus incident!" Borg, who was about to turn around and leave, turned around and explained to Haoyi: "In addition, we are also going to let ENN TV interview you alone!" Oh, it's the TV station that received your video signal as soon as it was sent and spread throughout the Federation! The colonel's propaganda minister seemed to have a good impression of Hao Yi from the beginning, and although Hao Yi was always so two, he still patiently explained in detail.

"Press conference?" Haoyi's mouth opened wide in surprise when he heard this, and he muttered after half a sound: "No, sir, do you want me to go to the press conference with you?" "Growing up, Hao Yi has only seen the head of government and other figures on TV, and he coaxed a group of reporters like flies around him, which is said to be a press conference. But Haoyi didn't expect that such a "good thing" would fall on his head, and it was a little difficult to accept for a while!

"Yes, Captain!" Borg nodded seriously, raised his hand and circled everyone in the room and said, "And these comrades-in-arms of yours must also attend the press conference together!" In that case, what we say will be even more convincing to the world of public opinion! ”

"Boom!" As soon as Borg's words landed, Haoyi suddenly heard the sound of a heavy object falling behind him. When he looked back, his jaw fell to the ground with a thud. It turned out that Chen Changhao's gang of guys in a hurry actually put the playing cards and the pile of bullets together directly, and let Hu Erpang cover those things with his big ass. When Hu Erpang heard that he was going to a press conference, he didn't know whether he was excited or something, so he slipped off the long table and sat on the ground with a bang. At the same time, those playing card bullets were also scattered all over the ground.

The eyes of the people in the room of "......" suddenly fell on Hu Erfat, whose face was flushed and half a biscuit was still in his mouth, and the playing card bullets all over the ground.

"Captain......" Art, who came to his senses, stared at Hao Yi meaningfully and smiled.

"Uh, sir, this, that, hehe, you know, we ......" Haoyi suddenly pointed at Chen Changhao and the others in a cramped manner, rubbed his hands vigorously for a while, and said incoherently with a smile.

"Looks like you guys still have some entertainment!" Borg walked up to Hu Erpang, who was in a petrified state, picked up a few playing cards and a bullet on the ground, and looked back and forth with interest.

"Okay, I don't have the heart to care about your trivial things now! The press conference is still an hour away! I'll give you five minutes to clean up your pigs' nests at once, change into a clean and tidy new uniform, and then immediately report to Colonel Borg's Propaganda Department II! Art suddenly put away his smile and said in a deep voice. With that, Art waved to Borg and led the way outside.

"Sir......" Haoyi shouted as if he remembered something, reaching out behind Art.

"What's wrong, Captain? Wouldn't you like to cooperate with us in holding a press conference? Yate was stunned when he heard this, turned around and asked with a calm face: "If that's the case, I think I may first investigate you for the crime of gambling in the barracks in private!" ”

"How can you, sir!" Seeing that Yate's face was not good, Haoyi hurriedly smiled and said, "This, I just want to ask, where is our new military uniform?" ”

"......" Art suddenly had black lines on his head, and was speechless for a moment, dropping a sentence "Someone will send it to you later", and led Borg and the two follower guards out of the collective dormitory of Haoyi and others.

"I'm X! You're fat, you almost killed us! As soon as the automatic door was closed, the roar of Chen Changhao and others "rage" sounded in the room, followed by countless quilts and pillows flying to the top of Hu Erfat's head, who was still sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Woo woo, woo woo ......" Hu Erpang dodged the flying "non-lethal" weapon in embarrassment, and at the same time agitated the mouth stuffed with biscuits, blushing and screaming indistinctly, probably just crying out for himself.

"Okay, give me a damn stop!" Haoyi turned around with a dark face and scolded everyone, sat down at the long table, and snatched the biscuit bag from Hu Er's fat hand, grabbed a few biscuits and threw them into his mouth.

"Uh, what's wrong with the boss?" Seeing Haoyi like this, everyone in the room suddenly lost their frolic mood, and quieted down with each other's faces, Chen Changhao swallowed his saliva hard, and asked cautiously.

"Lao Tzu thinks about what the duck colonel and the neck colonel said, which sentences are true and which ones are false?" Haoyi crunched on the biscuits, staring at the remaining playing cards and popping sounds on the table, and responded casually.

"Boss, are you afraid that these chiefs will fool us?" Chen Changhao jumped off the bed, walked to the long table and sat down, and asked with a frown.

"I can't tell! Anyway, Lao Tzu always feels that this duck colonel and the high-level officials of the military department are all old ghosts who have become elites! Let's do something that is definitely good for them, but we don't know what the effect will be on us? Hao Yi lifted the biscuit foam on the side of Tian's mouth and groaned.

"I don't think so! This press conference should not have any adverse effect on us! Chen Changhao picked up a bullet on the table and played with it and groaned: "If you want to say that it has an impact, it is to make our brothers become TV celebrities, maybe even more popular than those film and television stars!" ”

"Let's take one step at a time!" Haoyi threw the biscuit bag back to Hu Erfat, who came over with his eyes, clapped his hands and got up and said: "Now the lives of our brothers are in the hands of these high-level people in the military department, if we are unhappy one day, maybe they will take us under the knife!" Hey, but at the moment we have no other way but to follow their wishes, what these grandsons let us do, we have to do it well! Damn, it's so unpleasant to be tied up like this! ”

"Brother Hao, do you want us to slip out?" Hu Erpang took the biscuit bag thrown by Haoyi, and continued to struggle against the biscuits, flashing his little eyes while saying something on a whim.

"it! Hurry up and finish your cookies! Hao Yi scolded with black lines on his head, and then shouted to everyone: "Listen to Lao Tzu, within three minutes, wash and clean up your cocks and eggs for Lao Tzu, and wait for a new military uniform!" Lao Tzu will make you famous! ”