Chapter 208: Storytelling Press Conference

"I really shouldn't have brought these second generations of farmers here!" Looking at Hao Yi, who was sitting opposite, busily grabbing the fruit on the table and stuffing it into his mouth, while constantly looking around at the furnishings in the room, Colonel Borg frowned in pain and wailed weakly.

The press conference two hours ago was probably the worst, most maddening press conference Borg had ever experienced in his life. The "good" performance of Haoyi and others made Borg eager to dig a pit on the spot and bury himself. At the beginning of the opening, Haoyi subconsciously took the flashing lights of the reporters in the audience as flashbangs, and led Hu Erpang and his gang to pout and fall to the ground at the entrance of the rostrum of the conference room in front of hundreds of reporters. At that time, in the midst of the reporters' uproar, Borg's face turned green with a brush, and he couldn't wait to step forward and give Haoyi a kick.

However, that wasn't the most frantic thing for Borg, and the reporters didn't make a big deal out of it, thanks to the clever Borg's clever explanation. "Our hero has just returned from the battlefield and may not have been freed from the flames of war for a while! From their skillful tactical movements, it is not difficult to see that they are the most capable fighters in our federal army! Borg, who often wrestles on the battlefield of verbal swords, used his wisdom at a critical moment to find the most "ideal" explanation for the ugliness of Haoyi and others.

In the following self-introduction and a general introduction to the events on Planet Mutus, Haoyi and the others read from beginning to end according to the draft provided by Borg in advance. Except for the occasional typo, which made Borg laugh and cry, and shocked reporters, there was nothing major wrong. However, in the free questioning session below, Haoyi and others made the vulgar and brainless words and performances of the borg, who was presiding over the press conference on the side, lose face.

"Excuse me, Captain, it is said that the Sharon Star District rebels have issued a statement saying that the Mutus incident is completely a conspiracy of the Federal Military Department to frame the top brass of the Sharon rebels. As the first person to expose the rebels' plot to zero Jihua, what do you think about this? A reporter asked Haoyi.

"Oh my boy, what else is there to say! These shameless grandsons are clearly going to turn their faces and deny their accounts! If you insist on saying that someone else framed them, do you believe this kind of fucking trick? In that base, Lao Tzu saw with his own eyes those large iron boxes full of nuclear ammunition, as well as the rebels who were captured by us, didn't they all testify in person? Dog, their so-called lack of virtue Major General was also driven out of the base by Lao Tzu...... "Haoyi" spat with righteous indignation, and even rolled up his sleeves, posing as a shrew scolding the street, swearing, dancing, completely ignoring the appearance of a federal officer, so that Borg couldn't wait to find a piece of tofu to smash this product to death.

Later, when a reporter asked how Hao Yi and others infiltrated the zero base and how they defeated a large number of captured defenders and discovered the zero of the rebels, Hao Yi jumped on the rostrum excitedly, and talked about "storytelling" to hundreds of reporters in the audience. "By the way, at that time, our brothers were dressed as rebel radar soldiers......

Not only did this product talk about its own storytelling, but what is even more exaggerated is that when it comes to the wonderful place, this product actually let Hu Erpang and others simulate the scene at that time on stage. A press conference that was originally in good form was turned into a nondescript storytelling conference by this goods, which made Borg stunned, and he couldn't wait to send someone up to carry the two goods down. However, when he saw that the hundreds of reporters in the audience were very happy to listen to this, and even gave Haoyi and others some applause from time to time, Borg had to reluctantly accept this fact.

The press conference, which was originally only an hour, was delayed until two hours later because of Haoyi's impromptu storytelling performance. Zuihou's unbearable Borg finally "rushed to the crown in anger", and ordered two gendarmes to go up and drag Hao Yi, who was dancing with his forehand, to drag it down, which ended this farcical press conference.

Afterwards, as soon as he left the press conference, Borg began to reflect on how he would have listened to Arte's foolery and taken on such an unfortunate task. He seems to have seen how Marshal Rui Youling, a high-ranking member of the military department, and others will be angry after seeing the video of this press conference. Vaguely, Borg had a painful premonition that he, the head of the Second Propaganda Department, had probably done it.

"Tut-tut, sir, tell me, how much does it cost to stay in a luxurious suite like this for one night?" Looking at the furnishings in this splendid suite, Hao Yi interrupted Borg's thoughts with a glittering voice while swallowing the fruit in his mouth.

The suite where Haoyi and the others are staying now is a very ordinary VIP suite in the World Trade Hotel. However, even the ordinary VIP suite is a luxurious room that Hao Yi has never seen before. After the press conference, in order to prevent these second-class goods from making a farce again, Borg temporarily decided to let the adjutant take Hu Erpang and others back to the base first, and he took Haoyi alone to be interviewed by Xia Li, a famous female war reporter of ENN TV. This luxurious VIP suite in front of you is a temporary interview site.

"I said Captain, can you maintain even a little bit of the appearance of a federal soldier!" Looking at the captain in front of him, who looked like the son of a farmer who had entered the city for the first time, Borg's face was full of black lines, and he whispered in an almost pleading tone: "Forget about the press conference, I just ask you to stop messing around when you are interviewed by ENN TV for a while?" ”

"Nonsense? Uh, sir, isn't it? Hearing Borg's words, Haoyi stopped his right hand, which was grabbing the fruit on the table, and said with a look of injustice: "At the press conference just now, I said it word for word according to the speech you gave, sir!" How can it be called nonsense? ”

"You fucking young man and Lao Tzu are pretending to be confused!" Borg, who has always been polite and polite, finally couldn't help but slap the table, ignoring Sven's image, pointed at Haoyi's nose and scolded: "You rabbit cub, who asked you to comment on the story at the press conference?" Do you fucking know that it was a live broadcast at the time, and how many hundreds of millions of viewers across the Federation were watching that press conference? You represent the image of a federal soldier, but you bastard boy actually gave Lao Tzu a live commentary! I can't wait to kill you on the spot! ”

"......" looked at Borg's green and ghostly face like a ghost agent's mask, Haoyi opened his mouth wide and was speechless for a while, holding a piece of apple slices that were about to be sent into his mouth, as if he had been immobilized. After a long time, Hao Yi swallowed his saliva vigorously, and cautiously asked the angry Borg: "Chief, sir, no, it's not that serious, right?" ”

"Not that serious?" Borg's eyes were even more prominent when he heard this, and he scolded angrily: "You bastard boy, because you make such a fuss, the image of our federal soldiers in the hearts of hundreds of millions of people is completely ruined?" Do you know that this time Lao Tzu's black gauze hat is probably going to be lost by your stinky boy? Do you know ......?"

"Uh......" Haoyi, how could he have thought that his impromptu performance would bring such serious consequences to Colonel Borg, who has been in charge of the army's propaganda work, and for a while he could only be extremely depressed and scolded by Borg.

"Drop!" Just as Borg was scolding with "interest", the personal communicator he was wearing suddenly rang rapidly. Borg took a deep breath, calmed down his heartbeat that was a little overdriven by Haoyi's anger, and glanced down at the communicator screen in his hand. At first glance, Borg looked like a needle in his buttocks, and suddenly bounced off the leather sofa.

"You're waiting here!" Borg glanced at the confused Haoyi, dropped a sentence and swept into the inner room of the suite, slamming the old-fashioned wooden door shut.

"Marshal!" After entering the room, Borg clicked on the communicator on his arm, and saw a hologram more than a foot tall appear, which was the Generalissimo Rui Youling. Seeing Rui Youling's stunned face, Borg thought that the old marshal was angry at the ridiculous press conference just now, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly bowed his head, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"Colonel, where is our hero Captain Man?" Rui Youling's face was not very good-looking, and it seemed that he had encountered something that made the old marshal unhappy.

"Back to Marshal, Captain Haoyi is in the outhouse, and we are waiting for NN's interview team to come and do a personal interview for him!" Borg hurriedly replied respectfully.

"Hmm!" Rui Youling nodded, and asked in a deep voice: "According to Yuan Jihua, do you plan to let Haoyi use ENN TV to spread the inside story of the Solomi incident on a large scale?" ”

"Yes, Marshal!" Borg had some doubts in his heart when he heard this, but he didn't dare to look up at Rui Youling's face at all, so he only whispered: "This is according to your previous instructions, Marshal, asking us to take advantage of the press conference on the Mutus incident to shake out the inside story of the Solomy incident, so as to pave the way for our next move!" ”

"No need, Colonel! Terminate the jihua, so that Captain Haoyi does not have to shake out the inside story of the Solomi incident for the time being! Rui Youling commanded in a deep voice.

"Uh, marshal, is it ......" Hearing Rui Youling's order, Borg was suddenly surprised, and couldn't help but raise his head and ask hesitantly.

"Colonel, I know what you want to ask!" The unhappiness in Rui Youling's tone became more and more obvious, and he explained in a deep voice: "To tell you the truth, according to the latest battle report from the front line, the First Space Mixed Fleet in our theater that carried out the "decapitation operation" had an accident, and in a certain airspace in the Poole Star Zone, it was surrounded by the 6th and 7th Space Fleets of the 5th Theater that had been ambushed in advance!" Although there has been no exchange of fire between the two sides at present, the situation is obviously very unfavorable for us, so the veteran generals of the military department decided to postpone the jihua! Do you understand? Captain! ”

"Yes, Marshal!" Hearing Rui Youling's concise and concise explanation, Borg was even more surprised, although the expected reprimand did not appear, but he still felt incredible when he heard that the first space mixed fleet in this theater was actually "ambushed".

"Okay Colonel, after you hand over Captain Haoyi to ENN TV for an interview, immediately rush back to the military headquarters to participate in the SSS-level secret meeting!" Rui Youling said a word with a gloomy face, and hurriedly cut off the communication.

Seeing that the personal communicator on his arm regained his calm, Borg breathed a sigh of relief, although Rui Youling did not scold Borg for that ridiculous press conference, but the news brought by the old marshal also made Borg feel uneasy. Obviously, the military headquarters and the 1st Theater were at a disadvantage in the first "confrontation" with the 5th Theater.

"Ding Dong!" As Borg walked out of the inner room, the doorbell rang for the door of the suite.