Chapter 100: Bodyguards (for the crown of a classmate who only thinks about it)
I don't know how to answer the question of tofu, because I'm also full of nightmares now. I've seen a lot of dead people in the fight, but when such a scene appears alive in my own home, it's really not something ordinary people can bear.
I'm almost certain that this man was killed by a corpse immortal.
But where did the corpse fairy go?
Who is this person? Why will it be in our home? Thinking about it like this, I immediately realized that something was wrong, the whole room was in a mess, and at a glance, I knew that Lu Dao had experienced a fight, in this case, why did Lu make such a big move, and the three of us didn't wake up?
Thinking of this, I swallowed my nausea and went through the pile of corpses, and finally found clues in the corpse's clothes, which contained a small pink bottle like a potion with some powder in it. The one-eyed dragon said: "The one in charge seems to be drugged." We must have been stunned last night. ”
Tofu said: "It's difficult, is this a thief?" ”
The one-eyed dragon said: "Ordinary thieves can't get this kind of thing, I suspect that it is someone on the road who sneaked into our house in the middle of the night, and eighty percent was ...... by the corpse fairy."
Tofu exclaimed: "So the wood still protects us?" But it's too heavy...... Where did it go? As soon as the words fell, I heard a voice from the side of the refrigerator: "Wei...... Big...... Target...... Host...... The human ......" Tofu jumped to his feet, ran over, pulled the corpse fairy out of the refrigerator and the corner of the wall, and said, "Here it is." "Tofu, this kid has a self-entertaining mentality, and takes advantage of the corpse fairy.
When I looked at it, I saw that the corpse fairy was covered in blood, and the black cat sheriff became the red cat sheriff, and everything was self-evident. Eighty percent of this man was on the road, and he stunned us into the house, and the structure was killed by the corpse fairy. Tofu said: "Wood will not take the initiative to kill, it must be this person who found that the wood was not fascinated and did something to the wood, so he was ...... It's over, isn't this equivalent to us killing people? What now? "I stood in the room covered in blood and took a deep breath to calm myself down.
After a while, I suppressed the anger in my heart, and said, "Clean up the room, find a bag, pack the corpse, clean the scene, and wash the floor twice with wine and vinegar." ”
Tofu turned pale and said, "Where to dispose of the corpse?" ”
I said, "I'll take it to the outside of the gate and find a place to bury it." Immediately after, I looked at the corpse fairy and couldn't help frowning. It's causing us too much trouble, what exactly should we do about it? What is the purpose of this dead man sneaking here?
At this time, the one-eyed dragon had already begun to clean up the corpse, and suddenly, the one-eyed dragon found a clue, pointed to a severed hand and said, "Boss, this is a trick." "I just touched the ID, I didn't pay attention to the broken hand on the side, the one-eyed dragon said this, I looked down, and sure enough, it was a mechanical hand.
It's actually a peer?
The one-eyed dragon continued: "The master, the machine usually does not act alone, it seems that someone sent him, do you think it will be ......" The two of us looked at each other, and at the same time thought of a possibility. Could it be that a peer sent someone to steal something?
The most valuable thing I have here is the set of Dengxian feather coats.
Tofu didn't understand and said, "What kind of dumb riddle are you two playing?" Hurry up and pack up. "The one-eyed dragon and I began to tidy up the house, packed the body in bags, and I drove out of the customs to a secluded place on the mountain road, where there were no people, and buried the body.
When I got home, it was almost dark, and the room was well organized, Tofu and the one-eyed dragon were waiting on the second floor, and the corpse fairy was sitting upright on the couch as usual. When I got home, I was tired, Tofu was full of guilt, and said, "It's all my fault, I caused this incident, Lao Chen, you said that this person died here at our time, will it ......?"
I lay on the sofa, relaxed my muscles, and said, "What they did was something unseemly, and they died in vain, so they didn't dare to call the police." ”
Tofu breathed a sigh of relief, and I looked at the corpse fairy and said nothing.
The atmosphere was a little depressing, and after a moment, Tofu rubbed his hands and said, "Lao Chen, don't look at it like that." ”
I said, "I'm looking at it, what's the matter with you?" ”
"I'm nervous about it."
The one-eyed dragon glanced at the corpse fairy and said, "I don't know who sent that person from Lu Dao, there are one and there are two, and besides, they have lost a person, they will definitely not give up, and then I am afraid that something will happen." But...... It's too dangerous for this corpse fairy to stay here. This time the incident is at night, and the corpse fairy kills people quickly, and he doesn't know it, but if he starts to do it in broad daylight one day......"
I nodded and said, "I'm just worried about this, the corpse immortal can't be killed, I want to get it away." ”
Tofu also knew the weight, pinched the corpse fairy's braid in his hand, sighed, and said, "But how to get it away with people?" And it flew away, we just threw it to Tibet, and it was estimated that it would be found in two or three days. ”
I said, "So, we have to find a reason for it to be with people?" For what will it follow you? ”
Tofu was dumbfounded, and said nervously: "Where do I know this!" ”
I looked at his nervous expression and said, "Xiaodou, you don't have anything to hide from me, right?" ”
Tofu became angry when he heard this, and said, "I have hidden something from you!" The ghost knows what's going on......"
I said, "Then tell me why it will speak in the morning." "Although the corpse fairy can speak, it only speaks when it needs to be guided, but during the day, it takes the initiative to speak. It's been more than a month since the corpse fairy came here, and this is the first time, and it will also call me and the one-eyed dragon by name, why did you call the name of tofu alone in the morning?
Looking at Tofu's nervous and excited expression, the suspicion in my heart became heavier and heavier, so I glanced at the one-eyed dragon, and the one-eyed dragon understood, got up and said, "It's so late, I haven't eaten yet, I'm going out to buy some food." ”
When the one-eyed dragon leaves, there will be only me and Tofu left in the room, and the corpse fairy can be ignored. I said, "Just the two of us now, Xiaodou...... We've known each other for so many years, and I know that you trust me, and you've never hidden anything from me, and I've never doubted you, but this time, I think it's too weird, forgive me for not trusting you......"
Tofu's face was ugly, and he said, "What do you want me to say?" ”
"It's not that I want you to say anything, but I think you should give me a clearer explanation."
Tofu was silent for a long time, and when he raised his head again, his eyes were a little red, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I will explain everything to you, you don't believe it!" Why should I let you interrogate like a prisoner! Saying that, he turned around and left, he left, and the corpse fairy also followed him, Tofu was furious, and kicked towards the corpse fairy, I was startled, I want to know that the corpse fairy will defend itself and fight back, I couldn't help but lose my voice and said: "Don't!" ”
This shout, but the tofu had already kicked the corpse fairy's abdomen, the corpse fairy was motionless, his expression was blank, only his eyes rolled, but to my relief, it did not fight back. I still remember what happened to Lu Su after he attacked the corpse immortal.
Tofu was probably scared after kicking, and he retracted his feet and went back to the house where he slept, and when the corpse fairy was about to enter, he slammed the door shut, and the corpse fairy hit the door, tilted his head slightly, and then stood motionless in that position.
I felt a little throbbing pain in my cranial nerves, and I didn't have much appetite, so I took a shower and lay down on the bed, thinking about how to get the corpse fairy away. Although it didn't hurt us, and even protected us last night, it is unintelligent and ignorant, and it may be irreparable at any time, and it must go because of this. ‘
After thinking about it, I couldn't come up with a countermeasure for a while, so I fell asleep in a daze.
Unexpectedly, when I came together the next morning, I suddenly found that the tofu and the corpse fairy had disappeared. To be precise, it should be running away from home, and there is a small note on the desktop, which reads: Lao Chen, the corpse fairy can't get rid of it, it will inevitably cause you trouble, I still leave with it, the phone number remains the same, and you can contact at any time if you have something. ”
I pinched the note, dumbfounded, and thought to myself, "What's going on?" Did I talk too much last night? This is leaving me away from home? The one-eyed dragon rubbed his hands together and said, "Master, why don't you make a phone call and persuade him to come back." ”
I also had anger in my heart, and said: "He is a big man, and it is not that he can't live without me, so what to advise." After that, he threw the note, although he was annoyed in his heart, but he also felt that Tofu was doing things too freely, and this time he had to make him suffer a little, just his tenacious head, I promised that he would not be able to get a few days of disgrace. It's really three days without fighting, going to the house to uncover the tiles, it seems that I am too accommodating to this kid on weekdays, it's okay, let him go out of the house to hit the wall, otherwise he will always be so ignorant.
Seeing this, the one-eyed dragon touched his nose and stopped making a sound, but I knew that the one-eyed dragon would definitely contact Tofu secretly, and if something happened, he would not hide it from me, so I didn't have any worries, and concentrated on dealing with business matters, just waiting for Lu Su to come to the door.
Time is half a month, I have no contact with tofu, I secretly scolded that kid in my heart is a white-eyed wolf, and suddenly there is a feeling that my son grows up and doesn't recognize his father.
That night, we closed the shop, and it was ten o'clock in the evening, and it was pitch black outside the antique city, and the light of the street lamps was dim. At this point, it was still early for those who lived in the city, and I was sitting on the couch with the one-eyed dragon watching TV, when suddenly there was a knock on the door downstairs.