At this time, the sky is blue, I feel a burst of weakness in my back for no reason, tofu and one-eyed dragon are washed, ready to go to open a store, I stopped the two of them, and said, "Hang the sign, close the business." ”

The one-eyed dragon said: "Closed again? In charge, we are already in deficit and can't rest any longer, otherwise my salary will be lost. ”

Tofu also said: "Lao Chen, I know you have been very tired recently, but the shop can't be closed, since there is no money, our food standard has plummeted, and the wood has lost a lot of weight." You rest, the shop and I will take care of you properly. ”

He followed the corpse fairy, he didn't know where to buy the clothes from, he wore a white shirt for the corpse fairy, with a black cat sheriff printed on it, and a thin pair of pants underneath, the shape of the second child was clearly seen, and he walked up and down, and he looked like tofu was lazy, and he didn't wear pants for it.

I couldn't help but kick the tofu and said, "Has the corpse fairy ever eaten?" Which eye did you see it thin? Can you make me worry less? I've been fucking wondering why I'm alive, and now I know that I'm here to torture you! ”

Tofu touched my forehead, looked ignorant, and said, "Lao Chen, did you eat gunpowder early in the morning?" I'm so handsome and chic, smart and clever, I can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, and I even cooked instant noodles for you to eat the day before yesterday, why do you say that I tortured you! ”

I slapped his hand away, thought for a moment, and said to him, "I don't want to talk to you about this uselessness right now." You quickly put on your underwear, pack up, and take it out to hide. ”

"Hide?" Tofu and the one-eyed dragon were stunned for a moment and asked me why I was hiding, and I sneered: "Because of the good things you did." Then he pointed to the computer, and the two of them flipped through the post, their eyes focused on the second ID.

This ID is called: Tomb robber and kill the whole family.

He replied: I'll go to the antique city tomorrow to have a look, this thing looks like a genuine product, it must have been made by a tomb robber, hahaha, I haven't arrested someone for a long time, and I have to apply for a gun tomorrow.

After reading Tofu and the one-eyed dragon, they looked at each other, and the one-eyed dragon comforted them: "Boss, these people on the Internet love to pretend, and eighty percent of them are fake." ”

I said, "The first message is very professional, and I guess it will come back in the next two days." The second ID, I looked at his posting records, and it was indeed a police officer. The main thing is that there is more than one such post, so there is also more than one such person, and I have a way to block them back, but only if it does not appear here. I gestured to the corpse fairy standing next to me.

Tofu was also anxious, and said: "I didn't expect to cause this, and now people are too idle to do anything, why do you post everything on the Internet, Lao Chen, you really have a way, then I take the wood out to hide, how long will I hide?" ”

I said, "Wait for my call." ”

Immediately afterwards, Tofu packed up his things, put on a hat and sunglasses for the corpse fairy and went out.

There is a saying that those who come are not good, and those who are good do not come, and that afternoon, we welcomed two uninvited guests in our shop.

A man and a woman, the man was dark-skinned, about fifty years old, but with strong muscles, apparently walking all year round. The woman's skin is also healthy wheat, and she looks ordinary, but her eyes are very cunning, and as soon as she enters the shop, she looks at the contents of my shop.

These two people are obviously different from ordinary tourists, with no smiles on their faces, and they have the feeling that the leader has come to inspect. At this point, I actually took the National Archaeological Magazine and looked at it again, and as soon as the two men entered the door, I knew that someone had finally come to the door. I didn't know in detail, put down the books and periodicals, and got up to greet the guests: "Two, look at it casually, the goods are genuine, and the children are not bullied." ”

The woman picked up a bronze incense burner casually, threw it into the air, and then took it in her hand, saying, "The iron lump bleaching is also genuine?" ”

I smiled and said, "This girl is a connoisseur, this thing is just an ornament, not an antique, the price is marked, fifty yuan to take away." She was choked by me, so she looked me up and down, and finally said, "You boss is still real, I heard that you have a treasure here." ”

I didn't move, smiled, and said, "What baby?" I have a lot of treasures here, and if you can afford it, I'll show it to you. ”

She immediately said: "Clothes, a set of Dengxian feather clothes." ”

I hissed, pretended not to know, and said, "What Dengxian Yuyi?" You seem to be a connoisseur, you should know that in the antique industry, cloth is the most difficult to preserve, where did I get the Dengxian feather coat in this small shop, I guess there are no museums. ”

At this time, the older man next to her spoke, smiled, and said, "Boss, but we saw a photo on the Internet, you had a model here yesterday, and she seemed to be wearing a Dengxian feather coat." ”

I had already been prepared, and when I heard this, I immediately showed a sudden realization, and said with a smile: "You mean yesterday, ouch, two, do you look at me like a fool?" ”

The woman was stunned for a moment, then shook her head and said, "Of course not." ”

I said, "Yes, I'm not a fool, if I have any Dengxian feather coat, I will let the model wear it, stand at the door and let people take pictures and send it online?" Isn't that stupid? The two of them were also stunned when they heard this, obviously knowing that normal people couldn't do this kind of thing.

Finally, the man frowned and said, "What's the matter with the picture?" ”

I pointed to the one-eyed dragon and said, "Yesterday Saturday, I asked this guy to hire a model to solicit business, the clothes were brought by the model, and they were made very realistic, but they were fakes, you can't see it in the photo, can I still see it?" ”

The two of them were fooled by me, and then they heard the man say: "It seems to be fake, yes, there is really a feather coat, who would do such a stupid thing, Xiao Li, let's go back." ”

The girl named Xiao Li was not convinced, rolled her eyes a few times, and finally asked me: "Give me the model's phone, I'll go to him, I have to see that dress with my own eyes." ”

I asked the one-eyed dragon, "Call this girl." ”

The one-eyed dragon is much more clever than tofu, and asked Yan: "Boss, how can there be any phone, I found it at the door of the 'service chapter', six hundred a day." ”

The woman was puzzled: "Uniform? ”

The eyed dragon immediately said: "It seems that you haven't been to the antique city for a long time, the antique city, the antique city, is the place to make the ancients." At the end of last year, a Hanfu store was opened in the city, the store is called 'Fuzhang', usually there are some Hanfu lovers who gather there, I was looking for it there, not far from our shop, about 300 meters, no need to call, after the work on the day, pay the bill and leave.

Hanfu specialty stores have emerged in the past two years, and Hanfu is the traditional clothing of the Han people themselves. Japanese people wear traditional kimonos to celebrate every heavy dà festival, and even if someone wears a kimono on the streets of Japan, no one will talk about it. Similarly, in many countries, their own traditional clothing is still retained, and in China, most ethnic minorities still maintain their own clothing characteristics, but only the Han people, who are the most numerous, are completely Westernized.

There is the beauty of the uniform, and there is the great etiquette, so it is called summer. In the past two years, traditional culture has been increasingly valued, so there has been a wave of Hanfu fever, believing that the Chinese should pick up their own national costumes.

Therefore, last year, a Hanfu store was opened in the antique city, and it also contracted Hanfu design and customization business, so it attracted a group of Hanfu lovers to gather. So when the one-eyed dragon said this, the two men believed it, shook their heads, and left the shop.

As soon as the person left, the one-eyed dragon gave me a thumbs up and said, "The master, wise, these two look like they are doing archaeology, and they were fooled away by us." ”

I said, "These two people are a little stupid, so confused, I don't know who else will come to the door." Are all the tents in order? ”

The one-eyed dragon said: "It's done, including the documents, licenses, and tax returns, and the transaction vouchers have been sorted out, and the books have been flattened." "Thanks to the early preparation of me and the one-eyed dragon, that afternoon, when the shop was about to close, a group of plainclothes came, saying that they wanted to check. We had already prepared for it, and the gang didn't find anything wrong with it, so we didn't do it in the end.

Next, some people came to step on it, both archaeological and peer-to-peer, but they were all blocked back. About half a month, after the limelight passed, I called Tofu and asked them to come back.

This corpse fairy usually goes out or downstairs, he wears sunglasses and a hat, so the surrounding shops don't know his true identity, when someone asks, Tofu says that it is his distant relative, who works in the shop, is a deaf and mute person, because of psychological inferiority, so he doesn't like to interact with people, and this set of statements does not arouse suspicion.

I thought the whole thing was over, but a bigger black hand was always eyeing us behind us.

Two days after Tofu and the corpse fairy returned, the days were very peaceful, and the business in the shop gradually improved. I usually sleep lightly, and it is easy to wake up at the slightest movement, but this night, for some reason, I slept unconscious, and when I woke up the next day, I was stunned.

The tofu and the one-eyed dragon in the room were also stunned.

The entire second floor was in a mess, the photos I took with Tofu and Gu Damei in the park on the wall were shattered, and the coffee table was also a mess, and there were dried blood stains on the floor, blood stains extended from Tofu's room all the way to the living room, and in the living room, there were broken hands and feet and internal organs on the ground!

The whole room was filled with the smell of blood, and the smoke was almost suffocating.

I'm still here, Tofu is still there, and the one-eyed dragon is still there, so whose is this dismembered corpse on the floor? His head was rolling on the edge of the couch, his face was bloodied, and he was a stranger. I suddenly thought of the corpse fairy, and it was gone.

Tofu's frightened face turned pale, his lips trembled, he looked around blankly, and said, "Could it be—Is it wood that kills people?" How could this man have died in our family? ”