Chapter 554: A Messy Day

Ask what is the vacation in the world, or is it comfortable at home - I know that this sentence is full of all kinds of complaints, but for the sake of rhyme, you can ignore it.

What I thought was easy and simple after a short difference turned out to be vigorous to that point, even Lin Xue, the great prophet, was a little unexpected, obviously, the existence of Bing Teis and the Ancient Abyss Gate interfered with Lin Banxian's prophecy, causing her to only see the beginning, but not guess the end - this is Lin Xue's original words, she only saw that I need to deal with a more troublesome enemy by myself, but obviously, the strength of the enemy made this girl startled.

The first thing I did when I got home was to throw myself on the couch first, and then let out a happy sigh of relief, and happily watched Sandora, who had become the queen of cats, roll comfortably on her own thick carpet, although the latter would often lose all her grace around me, but only at home, the situation would be incorrigibly serious, and such a drastic personality switch under the silly big sister queen has made me accustomed to it.

As for the other silly girl rolling around, Miss Xu Qianqian, I have no comment on her life habits that have never changed in the slightest since the third grade of primary school.

Of course, my sister will not be the same as our group of guys who don't have a proper shape as soon as they enter the door, she was about to help Anvina prepare bath water and dinner for everyone, looking at the shallow that rolled to her feet, my sister could only sigh helplessly: "Shallow, if you are really idle, just help watch some small bubbles, don't let her run around." ”

"I'll go, I'll go"

Sandora immediately volunteered, not so much to help as to tease her little princess.

"Luckily, nothing went wrong."

Rubbing my shoulders, which were not sore but were extremely heavy due to mental exertion, I let out a sigh of relief, but Lin Xue, who was also lazy beside me, suddenly sat up because of this, and then stared at me directly.

"What for?" I let Lin Banxian's big flickering eyes stare at the side of the hair, this girl's attention is focused on whoever is in trouble, this is something more effective than my sister's curse, I have heard of it, Lin Xue heard about Huang Jiaju in 93, paid attention to Leslie Cheung in 03, went to the World Trade Center in August 2001, and now that place is still a flat river, a while ago bin Laden failed to rob whether this girl was mixed with me I don't know, But she is said to have said she was worried about Obama's re-election prospects, and now I'm waiting for the obituary to be published in the United States......

"I always feel that your mind is full of bad thoughts that can lead to the end of the world, and just one or two words are enough to pollute the appearance of the entire real world."

Lin Xue's eyes turned twice, and then said to me in a dangerous tone.

Sure enough, this guy only shows his cute side when he is not mentally normal, and the level of the poisonous tongue is always kept at three levels of recharge.

"I'm sorry ......"

I thought that Lin Xue was the next time for the habitual poisonous tongue storm, and she was ready to doze off, but she didn't expect that she would usher in a "sorry" from the other party, and these three words made me scary at once-the conscience of heaven and earth, I was never so shocked when I heard that I passed the shallow history exam

"Did you pick up something on the road and eat it?"

I looked at Lin Xue seriously, ready to wait for this girl to nod and stuff her into the medical center.

"I'm not Sandora" Lin Xue, who finally switched to a serious state, was like a bikachu who had been stepped on by his tail, and her whole person became excited, "I'm serious"

"It's a burning piece of wood - I said, I'm sorry, if I could have seen more at the time, I wouldn't have put you at such a risk alone...... Originally, these three words should have been said in that world, but ......"

"But I can't pull my face down, so I can only pretend to be stupid and play cuteness to hide my anxiety and conscience, right?"

I glanced at a certain lady whose face had begun to turn red and was about to go berserk, and I still wanted to hide from the fiery eyes of the Führer? We're in the sixth grade of primary school, and the teacher has called it a person with a clear eye.,Of course, the above may be a little off.,After all, that was the teacher's comment after I was caught with the shallow note.,It's probably a synonym for that......

In addition, PS said, the note passing incident did not cause any interference to me and Qianqian's grades, and the teachers who taught our two famous students generally believed that not to mention the paper between Yuanmou and Zhoukoudian, even if they sat together and discussed for two hours, they would definitely not be able to say who Emperor Yang of Sui had killed the last, and for a paper with a full score of 120 points, the difference between sixteen points and zero points is not big......

In history class that year, I was so weird with Qianqian.

"You're very, very, very good at making me angry."

Almost gritting her teeth, Lin Xue lowered her head and said such words in an eerie voice, her long hair danced without wind like Medusa who used Head & Shoulders, but she was discouraged when I said a word: "Okay, okay, don't cover it up in this way, I didn't blame you in the first place, it's not your fault." ”

"Really?" Lin Xue's appearance just now was really hiding her embarrassment, although the method was a little strange.

Nonsense, of course it's true, you think the Führer can't see it? We're in the sixth grade...... I just said that.

"Ah Jun hot water is ready"

My sister's voice interrupted the harmonious and friendly interaction between me and Lin Banxian (you should listen seriously), and while I agreed, I rubbed Lin Xue's head twice: "Okay, don't think so much, you are not omnipotent." ”

And if it weren't for this girl to bring assistance in time, I'm afraid there would be a black frame left on the cast at this time......

"Are you used to this action on your own sisters and daughters?" Lin Xue puffed out her mouth and twisted her neck, dodging my big hand, and then muttered to herself, "Well, it's not bad...... The doll...... It's not too much off......"

"What?" I seemed to hear the word puppet, and I couldn't help but be curious.

"It's nothing," Lin Xue shook her head, and then lay lazily on the sofa, "I'm already asleep." ”

Me: "......"

After saving the world, take a hot bath and hum a small tune to slowly slide yourself down the edge of the bath, this is really a supreme enjoyment, and the teenagers who have the conditions can try it after driving the Gundam, and those who can't drive the Gundam can go out of the Gundam to run around the outer ring road, if you still have the strength to climb into the bath after you come back......

This Nima is the one who saves the gods of the world, and it's really the most annoying

Comfortably let myself slowly melt in the just right amount of hot water, I feel that every cold hair on my body is cheering, although the body that was almost injured in the previous vicious fight with Bing Teis has been cured, but the feeling of weakness caused by serious mental and physical overdraft has never been dissipated, just to keep my sister from worrying about it has not been revealed, and now it is really comfortable to soak in hot water.

Bingtis's monster is really worthy of being a high-level true god, although theoretically the Xiling civilization can almost be compared to the Star Domain God Clan, but that is more about the comprehensive potential of the entire civilization, in terms of individual combat effectiveness-

Not compared to those naturally perverted rich second generations, even a fool (9) can have an immortal monster race...... It's a miracle to be able to win Bing Tis, if it weren't for the personal void realm to temporarily put myself and Bing Tis on a horizontal line, I can't think of any way to fight against the other party, and when it comes to the most stubborn, I didn't really defeat Bing Tis, what I defeated was just the abyss energy attached to her, and the one who took the initiative to stop after the most was the other party, and the god was pitiful - that hooligan goddess's Wang Baquan was more powerful than me, and I remembered the black tiger who was cheating again.

"Comfortable~~~"

"Master, do you need Anvena to wipe your back?"

A sudden sound behind me made someone who was humming comfortably in the hot water suddenly feel like a stir, and with a creaking sound that was almost audible in both ears, I slowly turned my head away.

A small, glowing head emerged from the table behind the bath, and the steaming heat could not hide the stunning appearance of the other's slightly pale little face—a triumph of the shortwave spectrum, and Avena's ghostly halo was always very penetrating.

Ahh

"Ann...... Quiet...... Anvina, what are you doing?" I slid completely below the surface of the water with a plop, leaving only my head outside, "How did you break in?"

"Because the master is here," Anvina said as a matter of course, shaking her head slightly, but in fact, there were no droplets of water at all on either the hair or the maid's hairband as an ornament, and this forever spotless physique was too enviable, "There are often such scenes in the games played by Bubbles, where qualified maids have to wipe their backs for their masters, and Bubbles said that the main role of a maid is to warm the bed and wipe her back, although it is not the same as the teaching I received from the head maid before, But it seems to make sense, but it's a pity that my physique is not suitable for warming the bed......"

I'm messy by this time - bubbles again

Child, have you evolved into an evil radiator? Have you now begun to corrupt the pure creatures in your home one by one? Last time it was Jingle Bell, did even Avena be polluted by you this time?

Play me some games for all ages.,You're a 10,000-year-old Lori who breaks through the sky.

"Although I feel a little embarrassed," Anvina's voice interrupted me and complained to the child, "but please cooperate with the master~~~"

As he spoke, the little ghost maid, who originally had only one head exposed to the table, gradually got out of the whole person, and then gently lifted the hem of the maid's skirt, ignored the physical obstacles, walked directly through the cement pool wall and my body (this hunting) to my back, and muttered, "Hmm, I feel a little red in the face." ”

Me: "......"

Do you still have capillaries that you can use to send such difficult expressions?

"Avena, get out of the way—"

Without any room for negotiation, I twisted and grabbed Avena's maid belt, and threw it out, the expression on my face puzzled.

The hand passed directly through the body of the little ghost, this guy's weird physique is too foul, she can change her transparency at any time.

"The master is upset?"

Anwena looked at this side a little nervously, I guess the expression on my face must be very wonderful now, it is a mixture of happiness and pain, contradiction and depression, and the member magic expression is nothing more than that.

The answer to Avena's question is that it's too complicated.

I'm glad that in every sense, from this moment, I need to envy and hate the two-dimensional killing and death scene of one less kind.

But I'm even more painful - at this time, it's Sandora or shallow that this world is perfect, okay, what's the matter, it's this mysterious luminous body, this is physiologically coughing ...... I mean, this idiot is challenging my moral cordon

That's right, I am a noble person, a person with ideals and ambitions, a person who is free from low-level tastes, a person who ...... A person like Megumi Yanagishita who can firmly drive out the cute maid who broke into the bathroom while she was taking a bath.

Because I'm worried that Avena's foolish recklessness will ruin her life's wisdom, or more simply, whether Sandora and her will rush in with a cannon in a moment......

At my insistence, Anwena finally came out of the world a little dejectedly, I really don't know if the death of the Dao made her view of the world subtly distorted, Ding Dong (9)'s IQ is easy to be fooled, how can this guy who was an adult before his life and is not usually stupid let the bubbles be corrupted so easily? Does she know what she's doing, don't tell me that the undead don't have discipline

I was physically and mentally exhausted after just a few minutes of drama, and I felt a little sorry for Avena after she left...... Ahem, he returned to the water with a sigh of relief and continued to soothe his muscles.

Don't say it, I never thought that a hot bath could relieve fatigue like this, and to be honest, the effect of this fatigue relief is a bit incredible, the absolute overdraft of mental power and the huge consumption of physical strength could have taken more than half a month to recover slowly, but now I can clearly feel that they are replenishing at a visible speed, some kind of abnormal energy is repairing the soul of this body, this is what I only found out after a few minutes, and then, of course, I have doubts.

Sister-sama can't have added something strange to the hot water, such as the 39 brand Tsukidan or something?

The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and I finally couldn't help but sit up from the water and gently pick up some water.

Light, with a faint halo, constantly volatilizing something in the air, even if it is not perceived by mental power, a certain energy contained here has begun to emanate in a way that ordinary people can perceive, and it is obvious that it is these energies that are rapidly replenishing my spiritual power, and in its mysterious way repairing the rift in my soul.

"Is this energy ......?"

"Poof--full throttle, clank, so powerful"

I can't describe the horror and messiness of this moment: right in front of me, a small dot about three inches long is fluttering in the water, I guess it should be a backstroke, but obviously the two pairs of wings behind the opponent hinder the standardization and standardization of this movement, the little thing is completely fluttering, thanks to which she can still shout a slogan like charging at full speed.

That's even more damn wrong, the last thing you should think about at this time is the standard movement of the backstroke, right? The scariest thing is the question of why Dingdong is swimming in the pool where I bathed, right? Is today the day of a great reshuffle in the entire world? On the eve of the end of the world, there will be such a thing one after another, a total of two things that make people feel painful and messy, right?

Ding: What the hell are you doing here?

"Hi~~~" The cheerful little thing that was swimming in the water keenly noticed my gaze, and immediately raised his hand to greet happily, "Ah Jun hasn't seen him for a few days"

I calmly reached out and scooped up the little thing, aimed at the window, and with a whoosh, the little thing disappeared with a sharp and thin scream.

Thinking about it, I still don't feel safe, get up, and lock the window again.

Returning to the water with a blank face, I began to seriously recall what I had done in the past ten years, so that I had to go through such a terrifying thing in a bath, and the reasons for the two horrors were related to non-humans, the first time I was more or less a normal looking person, and the second time I simply took the ghost animal route.

That's right, bathing with a palm-sized goddess is an act that only ghosts and animals do, I think so.

"Ah, why did Ah Jun throw the dingdong out of the gang?"

The sudden sound in my ears made me feel a burst of excitement in my contemplation, as if I was not prepared for lightning protection measures during the catastrophe, and my whole body was suddenly scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.

"How did you get in?"

In a splash, I moved away from the little thing that had started freeswimming in the pool at a dizzying speed, and then pointed at the other person with a broken face.

Ding Dong pointed to the exhaust fan near the roof: "It took a lot of effort to push open the flap and said that Ding Dong was very powerful, and the hinge was bitten off after the most, and it was so unpalatable."

Looking at the goddess-sama who was muttering and muttering while freeswimming in someone's bathing pool, I felt that this was not just a perk, but a conspiracy, in the name of my master's jingle - even though my lord had just switched to dog-planing and fluttered in front of him.

On the day of the XX month of the year 20XX AD, the day of the X month of the XXXX year of the imperial calendar, everything was strange, there were undead and giant insects haunted the emperor's bathroom, and the emperor was shocked and drowned.

And at the end of the day, your sister, can anyone tell me what's going to happen today? What the hell are the two idiots Avena and Tinkerbell eating at home that shouldn't be eaten?