Listen, the situation right now is very critical, very weird, very ...... The egg hurts.

Looking at the tinkerkling bells swimming in front of my eyes, I felt that my ability to think was declining by the second.

"Ah Jun Ah Jun Ding Dong has a new appearance"

The little goddess didn't know what she was doing, but happily waved to me, who was about to turn into a fossil, and then lay on her back on the water, swimming up quickly with her hands and feet motionless, more than two meters away.

…… I could tell at a glance that she was using her wings as propellers, running at full power underwater, and the goddess with an IQ of (9) was having great fun in this foolish game.

"Sure enough, this is the right way for Ding Dong to stop worrying about his hands and wings being entangled, Ah Jun, do you think Ding Dong's swimsuit looks good?"

As she spoke, the little thing remembered her new joy and spun around in the water to show me her "new swimsuit," a miniature campus swimsuit.

The campus swimsuit is not evil, but the broad masses of the people have given it an evil meaning, so as a member of the broad masses of the people, I am once again thundered at this moment.

"Bubbles ordered a lot of figurines from the Internet, and then gave the included clothes to Jingle Bell, which fit very well and the opening behind this swimsuit is very low, and the wings are not worried about not being able to stretch out"

Homeschooling a child's mother needs a very serious and formal homeschooling from scratch

I grabbed Jingle Bell from the water and looked around, but I couldn't find a suitable place to hold her, and finally had to temporarily put her upside down into a bucket amid the confused protests of the little thing, and then got up and put on a bath towel with a painful expression.

It's okay, it's a festival or something, now that it's cleared, there's no need to continue to worry.

And it's strange to say, obviously I was also broken into the bathroom by a girl, but the impact caused by Jingle Bell and Anvina was not at the same level at all, the latter made me feel that it was possible for Sandora and Asa to rush in with a cannon, while the former only gave me a slight headache.

It's like a cat in the house suddenly bursting in and making a fuss when taking a bath, it's just a little crying and laughing.

The image of Jingle Bell's pet has really taken root in my heart, and I can't treat her as a girl at all......

"Poof--Jun, what are you doing?"

"And you ask me," I was about to get mad at this little brainless thing, "I'm taking a shower, and why did you suddenly break in?" ”

"Because Jun needs a jingle bell"

The little thing immediately straightened up his little chest, and his face was righteous and stern.

I started looking around for bottles and cans - I had to stuff this little thing in it today

"Otherwise, Jun's body won't recover well."

The words that followed Jingle Bell stopped my movements.

The little thing jumped on my shoulder with a click, hugged my ear hard, and counted loudly: "Ah Jun just doesn't know the importance of the Dao, and it is dangerous to turn himself into a void creature?" Even the gods of the star field would not make such a risky attempt, saying that immunity to void erosion and turning oneself into a void creature are fundamentally two different concepts, Ah Jun, do you know how serious the situation was when you first came back? Ding Dong only sees your body, but not your soul - Ah Jun's body and soul are almost completely separated into two things, and the middle is split by the void energy, although it seems that they are repairing themselves, but Ding Dong is still very worried, the degree of repair is too slow"

The aftermath of that skill...... Is it so serious?

I was startled by the description of Ding Dong, knowing that this little thing could not fool itself, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

"So, from now on, Ding Dong must be with Ah Jun twenty-four hours a day, bathing, eating, sleeping, playing, all of them must be together Ding Dong will provide energy uninterruptedly and speed up Ah Jun's soul recovery, well, it's sauce purple"

"What about going to the bathroom?"

I asked casually, and then it dawned on me.

A lifetime of fame, let an idiot maid and a stupid goddess join forces to pollute.

"This ...... This ......" Ding Dong looked at me with a flushed face, and then resolutely, "Ding Dong was lying in Jun's pocket, and he would never come out"

"Alright, second question," I tapped on the tinkerk, wondering if I should remind the fool, "have you shown up, I'm in the shower...... No clothes? ”

"Huh? That's right," it seems that the little thing didn't think about this at all when it recklessly broke in, and now the seriousness of the problem is realized, and after thinking about it for two or three seconds, just under my nose, the whole "person" began to gradually turn red, smoking, and after the last "poof", it fell straight from my shoulder into the water, "poof...... Choked, choked"

I was scrambling to get out of the water, and the little thing was still circling around in its eyes like a mosquito coil, and after it swayed to my shoulder, it suddenly screamed in great distress.

"Hmm...... It's all over now, and they all see each other, and they will definitely not be able to marry in the future...... Ah Jun, you must be responsible, or no one will want it if you don't jingle."

How do you ask me to be responsible for a pet as tall as my palm, this situation is physiologically explained, don't notify Lu Dao, no? And it seems that I am the only one who has been shot the most today, right?

"At first, I just thought it was funny, and Bubbles suggested that Ding Dong come to Ah Jun at this time, but I didn't expect to be completely fooled." The little thing clutched its head in distress, and the two pairs of wings behind it drooped limply.

At the moment, there was another rush of comfort, I don't even know what I said, to be honest, my brain is almost mushy now.

After taking a bath, the expected relaxation was indeed achieved, at least physically, but the heavy feeling of fatigue in psychology was so pitiful, and when I came out of the bathroom in a daze and passed by the living room, I saw Lin Xue's ill-intentioned smile thrown here, and I suddenly appeared, it is more appropriate for this world to be destroyed.

"Whew, no one should show up, right?" An inaudible voice came from his breast pocket, and the little thing that had completely hidden itself because of his shyness took on an ostrich attitude like a fool.

Someone definitely appeared, at least a certain gifted voyeur demon forest half-immortal saw it all.

"Huh? Ah Jun, have you washed it? My sister's voice brought me back to my senses, "Dinner may have to wait a while, Avena said that she had something to do and left, and she just came back." ”

"Oh," I scratched my head, trying to ignore a resentful body floating in the air behind my sister, "Then I'll go upstairs and lie down first." ”

Back in my room, I sighed at the same time as the jingle in my pocket.

"Well, it's a shame."

This little thing also knows how to be ashamed.,Usually unrestricted and undisciplined.,Walk in front of me without any scheming *dew^point.,Even I've been looked at the light n times in a row without knowing it.,This time it's also my reminder to realize that I broke into the men's bathroom...... And if you want to say that the loss is the one who suffered the loss this time, right? You stupid little thing is just doing a trick swim in my bathwater, right?

"Anyway, today's events must be kept secret" There was almost no discussion, and Ding Dong and I looked at each other and made a unanimous decision, "We must not let anyone know what happened in the bathroom"

Let it be buried in the sands of time......

"Secret what?"

Without warning, a voice suddenly sounded behind him, and the goddess Yuanhe, who was muttering like a meeting with a great conspirator, was hit by five thunderbolts at the same time, and her whole body stiffened into two stone sculptures.

In the corner of the room, a king-size black box has been pushed away from the inside at this moment, and the dazzled mercury lamp is holding the lid of the box with one hand, rubbing his eyes with the other, and looking at this side in confusion: "Confidential? Things to do in the bathroom? What are you muttering......"

Then the chairman saw the goddess, to be exact, the goddess wearing a mini school swimsuit for the evil figure, kneeling in my hand with a reddish face.

After two seconds of silence, the mercury lamp calmly spat out two words: "Perverted." ”

To tell you the truth, at this time, I began to think about whether it was appropriate to kill people or cut my wrists to commit suicide, this Nima didn't bring such a playful person

"Hmm-" There was a mournful scream, and Ding Dong was about to cry again.

I staggered to the front of the big box, startled the puppet girl inside, and then expressed a fervent desire for the mercury lamp in an unusually serious tone and expression: "Please forget everything you just saw"

"Dream," the mercury lamp leaped out of the box without warning, his head slamming against my chin, "well, I'm going to tell the world about your perverted hobby, you stupid human being is going to die this time."

"Everyone knows that I am not that kind of person, right, how unreliable is this little goddess usually (at this time, there was a sad sound of jingle from the desk behind him), you still don't know Lu Dao?"

The mercury lamp covered his head, and his sharp gaze swept up from below, if I was not mistaken, it was mixed with a little bit of pain from hitting his head just now: "Anyway, I have evidence that my artificial elf can see the scene just now through the mirror...... Hey me down, you idiot let me down for what you have to do every time you have to be so rude"

I didn't care about the protests of this brutal puppet, grabbed the other party's small body and shook it for a while, shaking it while still muttering: "Where is it?" Where is the Bluetooth version of the artificial elf with the high-definition camera candid camera module, tail line function, and wireless data transmission? I'm going to smash it, in the name of peace in the world...... Ah, it's up to you to bite."

The mercury lamp hugged my arm, and bit it when I opened my mouth, which was completely different from the shallow and shallow steel tooth attack with insufficient attack ceiling, and the mercury lamp was simply gnawing on the strength of the Spring Festival, which showed that the shaking just now had made the puppet angry to what extent.

A mouthful of silver teeth - I really don't know why the egg-sore guy of Lu Dao Luo Zhen designed such a boring organ for a puppet, and also designed two unusually sharp little tiger teeth for the mercury lamp, whether they played a significant role in the digestion of the mercury lamp is unknown, but now, they obviously provide a powerful weapon for someone's revenge plan.

The stalemate lasted about five seconds, and just as I was beginning to wonder if the back of the hateful doll was coming up to the back of the head, something unexpected happened.

"Click-Gaba-"

After a very strange sound, the mercury lamp snapped and quickly let go of its mouth.

Half of the little tiger tooth was still on someone's arm, and it failed to penetrate the tough skin that could resist the impact of meteorites, and it proved the difference between itself and AAA interstellar armor-level hardness.

"Water...... Silver light? ”

After half a minute, I held back such a sentence, and the other party just stared at me directly, with no joy or sadness on his face, on the surface it seemed that we were both calm to the extreme, but in fact, she and I were a little blindsided just now, so the two of them were blindsided for a while.

"You ......" The black cyclone visible to the naked eye rose behind the mercury lamp, and the room was filled with an earth-shattering murderous aura, no one could imagine how the body could produce such coercion, but I knew that if I didn't hurry up to stop this grumpy guy, I would have to sleep in the chicken coop tonight.

"Pay for my teeth"

The puppet with teeth and claws was held by my hand in mid-air, but the feathers behind the opponent had already begun to stand up.

"Calm down, mercury lamp, calm down, this is an accident, this is a misunderstanding, it was you who bit me first...... Okay, okay, it's my fault, I bullied you first...... You can solve it any way."

I didn't expect the mercury lamp to be quiet, but what no one expected was that this guy would be quiet all of a sudden.

"You promised me anything?"

Huh? Did this guy steal something conceptual?

"Well, almost, as long as I can do it."

Although I vaguely felt that something was wrong, I still nodded, this guy shouldn't make any excessive requests, he has already promised to help her find her father, what will be the remaining wishes of the mercury lamp? Looking for a mom?

I don't know what Lu Daoluo really likes, as long as it's not ***, everything is easy to do - anyway, what do I think about messily.

"Well, I've made a note of this promise," the mercury lamp shook his head at me angrily, revealing the pair of half-missing little tiger teeth, "You guys are quite capable, I'm not short-sighted...... You might be useful to me."

Today's children are too precocious to begin to calculate adults from less than a meter

"You keep this wish for me, and I'll tell you when I think about it."

Why do I feel like I've let a little man calculate? Have you finally been broken by one or some of us?

There was a slight flapping sound behind her, and the jingle fell on her shoulder, and the little thing had changed back into her long green dress at some point, and it looked like her expression had completely returned to normal—as if nothing had been born just now.

It's so joyful to be without a heart, and I envy the simple and clear brain structure of this stupid goddess.

"Hey, mercury lamp, you're fine, are you?" Finally let another farce end peacefully, I feel that I have successfully achieved the goal of exhausting myself by going home to rest for half a day, and now I have to care about someone in time to maintain the crumbling favorability that has been so hard to improve, "There is an emperor named Karini in Shadow City who opened a dental clinic in his spare time, do you want to see if you can make ......up for it"

Mercury Lantern poked half of his broken fangs with his fingers, and looked at me indignantly: "Fool, that imperial man used to sell bracelets, but now the competition is too fierce and he changed his career to open a pet clinic, and there are almost no pets in Shadow City except for you, so he casually replaced the sign at the door with a dental clinic, do you want me to die of medical malpractice?" ”

Me: "......"

I decided to just complain a little bit about a little bit of being recognized as my pet.

"Ah Jun," Ding Dong suddenly jumped up and hugged my ear, shouting curiously, "Ah Jun, do you have a pet?" Why doesn't Ding Dong know how to pinch it? ”

For the first time in my life, I had a tacit understanding with the mercury lamp: at the same time, I looked up at the sky and sighed that the sun was really round.

"By the way, mercury lamp, why are you in my room?" That's when I remembered this key question, it seems that a puppet has always been with Little Bubble, of course, in order of height, she is also the most suitable for living in the children's room, but now it seems - she even carried her own box? Do you want to stay here for a long time?

My inquiry seemed to bring back some kind of bad memory, and the mercury lamp shuddered for a moment, and then said indignantly, "Don't you have a normal guy around you?" The hairy girl called Little Bubbles, what host training should be carried out before going to bed every day, the plasma bombs placed in the room are dismantled one by one, the glittering nanny who is responsible for taking care of Little Bubbles, the most she does all day long is to escape from the room in various ways and then let Little Bubbles catch her, or reminisce about the glorious days when she is chattering endlessly, or she is endlessly yelling to eat meat, and the one called Bubbles, who is obviously the same little hairy girl but insists that she is Little Bubbles's mother, Three times a day in the morning, noon and evening, they must come to me to trouble, and they forced me to wear a lot of strange clothes, and across the room are your pair of monster sisters, who fight every moment, and sometimes there are even gunshots in the room, and once they didn't close the door, and I even saw them arguing over the map of the world how to rule over humanity the fastest, and next door is your precious maid's room - if the room is meaningful to her, I really don't know what you fool thinks, Arrange a fixed room for a ghost who doesn't need to rest at all and can move through walls at any time, and on two occasions next door to my own daughter, I slept in my own box and was directly passed by the maid who went straight through the room, and on the other side of the room lived your sister, who didn't do anything to disturb the people...... But I've always felt that my daily bad luck is related to that sister."

I couldn't speak anymore...... Mercury lamp, it turns out that you live such a miserable life every day?

"I've had enough of it, this time I've been relaxed outside for a few days, and I don't want you to die if I go back and experience that kind of life again, and it seems like the only safe place here, even that little ghost knows that Lu Dao can't go through walls everywhere in this room, so I just moved here, but ......" Mercury Lantern suddenly looked at Ding Dong in the middle of his speech, "I finally know what that bubble will insist that he is your wife, you pervert who is only interested in evil figurines, is not safe here at all"

If you could, please don't talk about it again - Ding, you've killed me this time! ~！