The two of them searched for half a circle in the Yin Cultivation Land, and they didn't think of a solution, so they had to go back the same way.

After listening to Brother Mouse's narration, I sighed in my heart, there are really people outside the world and there are heavens outside the world, I thought that this Great Mercy King and Lingxuan Dao people were already legendary characters, but I didn't expect that they still had problems that could not be solved.

In the evening, Yun'er made a very sumptuous meal, and as soon as it was served, the Great Compassion King ran out of the bedroom chanting the Buddha's name, and only listened to the voice, it was so sacred and solemn, but as soon as he saw the person, his eyes stared straight at a big elbow on the plate, and his saliva flowed out.

When he sat down, he hurriedly closed his eyes and chanted the words "Amitabha!" Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart! The disciple has broken the vows! May the Buddha punish you! And then he devoured it.

Yun'er and the old man have long been surprised, Brother Rat only cares about drinking, I can't help but laugh, how can this be a little bit of a monk, who would think that this is a respected monk.

It seemed that my performance was noticed by His Holiness the Great Compassion, and he was a little embarrassed to say, "The poor monks are overtaking them, as the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!" ”

"You just eat your flesh secretly, what excuse do you have? By the way, God bless, hurry back to school tomorrow to participate in military training. The old man took a sip of wine and commanded.

I answered, helpless, such a hot day, the temperature is almost 35 degrees, if you don't die of sunburn, you will have heat stroke, I hope it will rain tomorrow!

After dinner, I walked back to the dormitory, this time Brother Rat was gone, and he was trapped by the old man's life, and he was fascinated by the wine of the people.

When I woke up the next morning, I witnessed the old saying that "things often go not as people want"! It's only six o'clock, the sun is already rising, and if you look at it visually, the temperature is estimated to be no lower than 35 today.

I hurriedly got up and washed, followed the buddies in the dormitory to have some breakfast, and then went into battle in a wide military uniform. Speaking of this military uniform, I really don't dare to compliment, there is no size at all, and when I put it on, I found that my body is probably for sumo wrestlers, and the pants are obviously short legs, but they are very fat, and I guess I can wear both.

When we stood in the playground, I almost didn't burst out laughing, this is a soldier, it's like a devil entering the village. The hat is crooked, the button is not haode, and the military shoes are not worn

However, there is one person who surprises me very much, that is, this buddy next to me, I have never seen it again, but the person wearing the military uniform is more imposing, revealing the spirit of the soldier, attracting the attention of many beautiful women.

This person is tall, with a high nose and a wide mouth, double eyelids, leopard eyes, and wearing this military uniform, he is a beautiful man!

"Dude, my name is Zhao Tianyou, your surname?" I accosted.

The man just glanced at me and didn't pay any attention to me.

This is a naked slap in the face! This kid is so crazy! I was about to speak again when I was interrupted by an urgent sound of a flute.

"Stand up for me! Attention! At ease! "I don't know when an instructor came, this instructor is middle-aged, but the other instructors are all in their twenties, why our instructors are so old, they must be very strict. Looking at him, I couldn't help but think of the instructor of military training in high school, and I don't know if the home remedies I gave are good or not, and there is no cure.

"You! Do I have flowers on my face? Or do you like men? What are you staring at me? The instructor pointed at me and shouted.

I just came to my senses and was about to explain.

"Report sir, he must like men, and he kept spying on me just now!" The kid next to me said loudly.

The playground was originally very serious, and I immediately laughed at it, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, this kid ignores me, forget it, so bad, did I kill your father or rob your wife?

After the instructor Daxiao, he said solemnly: "Quiet! Stand up for me! What's so funny! ”

There was a burst of contempt in my heart, damn, you laughed better than anyone else just now!

My military training began in such a farce, and I also said that I would catch up with the 60th anniversary of the school, and the scale of this military training was unprecedentedly large, and tens of thousands of people would fight military physical boxing at the military parade ceremony in Zuihou for one day.

After practicing all morning, I didn't remember the 18th Route Military Boxing. I finally managed to survive until noon, but when everyone rushed to the cafeteria like a swarm, I was stopped by the instructor! The kid next to me gloated at me and left.

"Your name is Zhao Tianyou, right? Follow me! "I left a sentence and walked out, thinking to myself if this instructor was also sick, and it seemed that I would have to treat him too.

Follow the instructor all the way into his dormitory, "Take off your clothes!" After the instructor finished speaking, he sat on the bed and waited for me to undress.

Did I hear me right? If you don't eat at noon, you will take me to the dormitory to undress?

"Instructor, you're not kidding, are you?" The muscles on his face twitched and asked.

"It's an order! Hurry up! Take off all your clothes! The instructor yelled with a serious expression.

There's no way, take it off, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and they don't even have a pair of pants left.

The instructor looked around three times from left to right, saw that my whole body was hairy, hugged his arms and felt a chill in his heart, and said, "Instructor, why are you staring at me like this?" You can't have a problem with your sexual orientation, right? ”

As soon as he finished speaking, his head was hit hard, and the instructor scolded with a smile: "You stinky boy, if it weren't for Old Master Ling's order to take special care of you, I would take care of you!?" ”

Then he said to himself: "The bones are strange, and they are still a material for martial arts, but they are already adults, so it's not easy to do!"

Old Man Ling? Could it be a Lingxuan Dao person?

As soon as I was about to ask, the instructor said, "You don't need to ask, hurry up and put on your clothes and go to dinner, give you fifteen minutes, and then come to see me in the playground, and if you come late, you will stand in a military posture all night!" ”

In this way, my hard life began, the same military training, when people rested, I stood in a military posture, when people were eating, I still stood in a military posture, and at night others closed the team at eight o'clock, I was good, I would not let me go back to sleep if I didn't practice until ten o'clock.

I know that this must be the hands and feet of the old man, I want to learn mountain arts from him, and I don't want to learn martial arts, are the mountain masters still martial arts masters?

At noon on the third day, I couldn't hold on, thirsty and hungry, and my eyes were full of Venus. Simply, lie down and sleep, what is the love, I won't practice when the king of heaven comes!

"You get up for me!"

"Don't get up!"

"It's not up to the military training! No diploma! ”

"I don't want my graduation certificate! It's not as important as life! ”

"You're not up, are you? Hum! Old Man Ling also said that you have excellent perseverance and are a good seedling, and now it seems that you are also a bad seed! ”

"Who do you say!?"

I was successfully defeated by this instructor with the method of agitation, and I was so angry that I had to wait for Sunday's holiday to ask the old man what was going on.

Now I am a celebrity in the whole school, and I know that there is a person named Zhao Tianyou, but I don't know that Weishenme offended the oldest instructor, and a non-human abuse was staged like this.