ps: New books are collected, and more are added if they break a thousand.

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When Wang Qiu was a child, he used to be a child who liked fantasy very much.

For five years in a row, he insisted on leaving the central drawer of his desk empty, waiting for the day when a round robot cat would emerge from it.

He also used to put socks on the bedside on Christmas Eve, hoping to receive a gift from Santa Claus the next day, but unfortunately the result was disappointment every time.

He also used to follow many friends of the same age to "explore" around the city where he lived, lingering in abandoned factories, air-raid shelters, deep mountain reservoirs and other "secret places" in children's minds, and even often being spanked by adults for picking up all kinds of strange things home.

However, with the growth of age and the accumulation of experience, all kinds of beautiful fantasies of childhood finally disappeared in Wang Qiu's heart.

When he was in the upper grades of primary school, he was already very aware of a cruel truth.

- There are no druids in the reinforced concrete forest, no vampires in the rusty buildings, no mermaids swimming in the park's artificial lake, no Superman or Archmage living in the towering TV towers, and no necromancers or skeletons in the dark bomb shelters. And in the narrow and dirty green belt of highways, it is even more impossible to get out of the unicorn that shines with holy light.

And he is an ordinary student, and it is impossible for him to become Ultraman Weishenme Superman or a legendary brave man in an instant.

Like others, he is just the most ordinary ordinary person, and most of the future will only become an unknown member of the society - ordinary schooling, ordinary exams, ordinary life, admission to an ordinary university, and then the goal of the next stage is to marry an ordinary daughter-in-law who is quite passable, give birth to one or two ordinary children, and then take out a loan to buy a house and a car......

From then on, he would never deliberately empty his desk drawer, nor would he hang his socks at the foot of his bed on Christmas Eve until a magical day came......

Therefore, Wang Qiu, who is currently a junior in college, suddenly feels that his mood is very complicated and melancholy.

If you want to ask the reason for weishenme, please look at the big-stomached king green military uniform Lori sitting across from him......

“…… Boss! Another bowl of beef ramen, a big bowl! Put some more coriander! Add meat and eggs too! ”

“…… Okay! Please wait a moment. ”

“…… Hey, make no mistake! You've already eaten five big bowls! Don't spoil your stomach! ”

“…… Cut, you can't even treat yourself to such a thing, are you the world's number one stingy ghost? ”

“…… Although I am a poor college student with little money, I can still afford a few bowls of ramen. But I'm not worried about your body, am I? ”

“…… Big husband, cute big (Japanese: It's okay, no problem)! ”

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At this moment, Wang Qiu and Cai Rong are sitting face to face at a Lanzhou ramen restaurant that Wang Qiu usually frequents, sucking and eating noodles.

——After the thrilling fierce battle just now, whether it is Wang Qiu, who overslept and didn't even eat breakfast today, or Cai Rong, who has walked a lot under the sun, they are already hungry now.

Anyway, the little dragon was locked in the fence of the backyard, and the door was locked, so they couldn't sneak out for the time being, so before they could come up with a suitable countermeasure, they both decided to fill their stomachs first.

Obviously, after what happened just now, Wang Qiu has long had no energy or physical strength to cook, and there is no decent food stock at home. So, he dragged Cai Rong out of the door and came to a Lanzhou ramen restaurant less than 200 meters away from his house. …,

- Aromatic soup, yellowish noodles, verdant green coriander and chopped green onions, tender and delicious beef slices, and red chili oil...... A variety of colors with reasonable matching make people have a great appetite at first sight. For a poor college student like Wang Qiu, who doesn't have much money in his pocket, Lanzhou ramen at 6 yuan per bowl should be regarded as a fairly affordable cheap delicacy.

- Fortunately, this time I invited a Lori to dinner.,You can deal with it casually.,If the other party is a royal sister.,At least red wine and steak.。

However, when he saw that this petite Lori, who was less than half his size, swallowed five bowls of ramen in just ten minutes, and then ordered the sixth bowl, Wang Qiu finally worried about his wallet.

Although according to the first rule of the brave summarized from various RPGs and fantasy movies, as a curious hero, the stranger the more you should pick it up. But...... This martial arts faction radio wave Lori who came to the door by himself is inevitably too edible, right?

Could it be that every cute girl who falls from the sky is a foodie, whether it is a nun hanging on the balcony or a green dam girl rolling through the door?

Wang Qiu complained silently in his heart, while looking at the surrounding environment boredly.

- A very ordinary everyday situation.

As always, the bustling ramen restaurant is always filled with people coming and going, filled with all kinds of noisy sounds, Qing court dramas on the TV, Xinjiang Uyghur ramen chefs wearing little white hats, and strong spices...... Looking at this familiar daily scene, and recalling the strange experience he had after waking up this morning, Wang Qiu felt that all this was like a dream.

And what's even more terrifying is that he has a vague sense of foreboding, that is, this ordinary and ordinary daily life is about to take on wings, and it is getting farther and farther away from him.

But no matter how the future develops, Wang Qiu is determined to make things clear today.

“…… Hey, I mean, it's time for you to explain to me where this dragon came from! Where did such an unscientific thing come from? He knocked on the table a few times, alerting the still gobbling radio wave Lori, and then got a roll of the eyes.

“…… Didn't I tell you a long time ago? It fell out of the space-time gate! ”

Cai Rong took a sip of zuihou noodle soup, burped in satisfaction, and then squinted her eyes and said to Wang Qiu, "...... The most important thing now is how to get rid of this dragon as soon as possible, and as for its origin, let's wait until we have time! ”

“…… Of course I understand that! Wang Qiu scratched his hair a little unhappily, "...... No one wants their home to be messed up with by a little monster. But it's just the two of us who are going to slay the dragon...... Hey, don't look at me with such contempt! Even though the dragon had just come out of its shell and was the size of a chicken, it was a fire-breathing beast, and I didn't want it to burn all the furniture down! ”

“…… Alas, what kind of dog-fighting hero has been commended by the city! I can't even defeat a single red dragon, how should I step into this cruel society in the future! Cai Rong rolled her Doudou eyes and said helplessly.

Reprimanded by a Lori like a leader...... Well, this Lori seems to be the leader, but it still makes Wang Qiu feel very hurt in his heart.

“…… I've never heard of that successful man slaying a dragon......"

Wang Qiu muttered in a low voice, "...... The most important thing now is how to get rid of that dragon! This should be your responsibility! ”

“…… To be exact, it is the responsibility of 'our', Comrade Chengguan! Cai Rong sighed and spread her hands, "...... If you're really in a hurry, you can call the police. But only God knows what Zuihou will come up with. ”…,

“…… No! Absolutely not!! Wang Qiu shook his head resolutely, "...... It's not a tentacle monster or a cannibal alien, such a small red dragon, let's find a way to deal with it ourselves! So be responsible! ”

According to Wang Qiu's experience, if you encounter a supernatural event like this, if it does not reach the point of last resort, it is best not to ask the relevant departments for help. Otherwise, you have to be prepared for heavy losses.

To take a similar example, on construction sites in China, the most frustrating thing is the excavation of cultural relics. In the event of such a situation, the construction team must not only stop work immediately and report to the cultural relics department in accordance with the regulations, but there is often no financial compensation afterwards. However, the contractor has to bear the losses caused by the delay of the project...... So when the builders heard that there were any artifacts dug up at the construction site, their first reaction was to destroy them.

What's more, how to report this matter to the police? Say it's a dragon from my house? Be careful of being sent to a psychiatric hospital!!

“…… Alas, I knew that you didn't work as a man, so just when you went to the bathroom, I had already called for help......"

Cai Rong first sighed with hatred, then shook her little pink phone proudly, then turned her head and glanced out the door, "...... According to the information recorded in the address book, there is also a supernumerary person in our organization, so I just tried to make a phone call according to the address book, and I finally got in touch...... Uh, she's already here......"

Wang Qiu also turned his head to look when he heard this, and immediately saw a red figure and heard a rather noisy voice.

“…… Wow! What a goodnews! This time's boss is actually a cute girl.,And the real person is even more cute than in the photo!! ”

Then, a young woman wearing a red tracksuit and her hair tied into a single ponytail with a red headband rushed in from outside the ramen shop, grabbed Cai Rong, who had not had time to react, and pressed her into her arms and rubbed her hard.

Belch? Could it be that this is the legendary "holding my sister in my arms to kill" stunt?

“…… Ah, what a cute little sister! It's super supergoodnews! Be good, let my sister rub you, touch you, and kiss you! ”

“…… Get away from me! Female pervert! There are still a lot of people watching! ”

Cai Rong, who was brutally molested, screamed at the same time, and at the same time reached out and pressed her hand on the other party's face, trying to refuse the further ravaging of this perverted big sister, but she failed - because she was already excited and fell into a state of ignoring others.

“…… Ahh Let me rub you well......"

I saw this big sister in a red tracksuit smiling while wiping the saliva from her mouth, and continued to pounce with shining eyes, hugging and rubbing her face at Cai Rong. Completely ignoring the diners next to them, their glasses have already fallen off, and some people scrambled to take out their mobile phones and take pictures - a real lily picture like this kind of perverted slut molesting Tsundere Lori is rare to see!

And Wang Qiu, who was sitting across the table, was also stunned for a long time, and finally recognized this perverted guy who was a nymphomaniac in public.

“…… Toilet senpai? ”

As soon as the royal sister heard this word, it was as if something had been triggered, she immediately stopped her movements, first glanced up at Wang Qiu, and then immediately changed to a look that couldn't be dragged on, rolled a pair of dead fish eyes and sat down beside Cai Rong, and then replied lazily with her nostrils pinched.

“…… Yo! It turned out to be you, always by the junior! ”

- What is the reason for such a huge contrast of attitudes?! Do you only have human rights in Lori? …,

Hearing this, Wang Qiu almost couldn't breathe, "...... Don't mention that nickname again! If it weren't for the extra credits, who would want to use your women as targets to practice women's wolf defense?! ”

“…… Well, don't worry too much! The guys who care about the details are all (9)! ”

The energetic girl in the red tracksuit waved her hand disapprovingly, and then rubbed Cai Rong's head with a grin.

“…… Alright, my new boss, since time is urgent, let's get down to business! ”

“…… Let me go! Neither big nor small! Did you say hello to your boss like that? ”

“…… Meow hoohoo, not bad, not bad, the identification is complete, a purebred tsundere Lori! Tsundere or what's the cutest thing!! ”

“…… Meow! Proud of your sister's delicate! Your whole family is tsundere!! ”

“…… Uh, my sister? I don't have a sister! Or let me take you back and raise you!" So I have a tsundere girl in my family! ”

“…… No...... Want...... Ahh

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“…… Hey, that ...... Dog beater, do you know that perverted woman? ”

After finally breaking free from the clutches of the single ponytail royal sister, Cai Rong shrank to the corner of the wall with a "whoosh", and at the same time looked at the two who seemed to be very familiar with each other suspiciously, and the two eyes were spinning around, like a cute little squirrel.

“…… Alas, I'm ashamed to say that this perverted sister is Ma Tong, who is two years older than me, a graduate of the Department of International Trade of our university, and also lives in Radish Village, and the straight-line distance between the two houses is no more than 300 meters, so she has had some friendship with me since I was a child. Although we are not a department in college, we used to do anime cosplay activities together. But she graduated last year......"

Wang Qiu scratched his hair and sighed, Zuihou still hesitated to introduce Cai Rong, and at the same time looked at Senior Sister Ma Tong carefully.

It's been a while since I've seen you, but Senpai-sama still seems to be as energetic as ever!

However, this senior sister Ma Tong, who is always full of vitality at all times, although she has a slender body like an athlete, and her appearance is barely a beauty, but her personality has always been bad enough - she usually does things aggressively, carelessly and recklessly, she likes to read Tanmei BL comics, not to mention, and she is obviously a girl, but she doesn't know Weishenme, but she has a great interest in beautiful girls and even young girls...... After graduating, she couldn't find a decent job, so she had to follow her parents to sell toilets in the Chengxi ceramic market opposite the school, thus further adding the attributes of "waste wood" and "life defeat dog", as well as the nickname of "toilet sister......

After thinking about it, Wang Qiu Zuihou decided to ask the other party about the current situation first.

“…… Senior Sister Ma Tong, recently you still followed your father to sell toilets in the Chengxi Ceramics Market, harassing all kinds of cute girls by the way? ”

“…… What a faux pas! People are now obviously people with noble moral character! ”

Ma Tong pursed his lips a little displeased, and at the same time took out a document and shook it in front of Wang Qiu's eyes.

“…… Teachers at our university-affiliated high school? When did the standards be lowered, even for those who were not from normal schools? ”

Wang Qiu couldn't help but exclaim, and then couldn't help but mutter, "...... Looks like the girls over there are going to be a chastity crisis......"

“…… Hey, even if we know each other well, you can't talk like that! I warn you! Beware of me accusing you of slander! ”…,

Ma Tong immediately slapped the table and shouted, "...... In addition, I can tell you very clearly that liking beautiful girls is just my simple hobby, and it has nothing to do with sexual orientation or anything at all! ”

Then, she changed her mind, "...... Okay, tell me about it now. How big is that little dragon and what are its abilities? ”

“…… This one...... This kind of thing doesn't seem to be suitable for public communication! Why don't you come to my house first? ”

Wang Qiu looked at the crowded environment around him and couldn't help but hesitate.

“…… Ha, it's okay, it's okay, even if someone hears it, they will only think that we are discussing how to form a group to play online games......"

Ma Tong snorted nonchalantly, first ordered a bowl of beef noodles, and then took out a shimmering metallic object from his arms and slapped it on the table, "...... Look, I even brought the equipment for slaying dragons!! ”

After looking at it closely, after distinguishing what it was, Wang Qiu's eyes really straightened for a while.

Meow, this is clearly a Desert Eagle pistol!

He only read a "Shijie Famous Gun Atlas" yesterday, and he will never admit it!!

How can such an extremely forbidden dangerous thing be taken out casually in front of so many people in a Lanzhou ramen restaurant!!

On the other hand, when someone suddenly pulled out a gun, the small ramen restaurant also fell silent for a moment. Even the ramen maker, Uncle Bayi, seemed to notice that something was wrong, grabbed a rolling pin and looked over from the stove.

It wasn't until the pistol had already caused a commotion that Ma Tong grinned, grabbed the Desert Eagle casually, and pulled the trigger towards the floor.

Several diners who were eating couldn't help but shrink their necks when they saw this, but then they were embarrassed to find that instead of bullets, a thin column of water was shooting from the muzzle of the Desert Eagle......

“…… Qiang Qiang, this is my proudest collection, the Desert Eagle Pistol Type High Pressure Water Gun! It's amazing at first glance! ”

In Wang Qiu's somewhat dull gaze, Ma Tong brandished his pistol proudly and showed off in a cheerful tone.

All the diners gathered in the Lanzhou ramen restaurant were naturally relieved when they saw this, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to bow their heads to eat noodles, and a fat aunt who came back from shopping for vegetables was still muttering in a low voice, "...... Cut, this girl is really, she's so old and still playing with water guns, I'm really not ashamed......"

And Wang Qiu only felt a bang in his head for a while, and he almost vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Marshal He Long is two kitchen knives to make a revolution, and now I am two water guns to slay the dragon!!

Can you cheat me a little more?!!