Half an hour later, in the living room of Wang Qiu's house, a three-person dragon slaying adventure team with super pit fathers was ready.

Looking at the shabby "equipment" on himself and his two companions, the brave Wang Qiu really wanted to cry without tears for a while.

- The dragon slayers of online games and legends are usually armed with sharp swords blessed by the gods in the Temple, and are clad in sturdy armor made of meteorite and mythril by dwarven craftsmen;

Beside the brave, at least one glamorous female magician fought side by side, wielding a gorgeous wand inlaid with gems with her slender hand, tearing open magic scrolls with golden characters written on the outside, and providing the brave with long-range attacks such as fireballs and lightning;

Sometimes a holy and dignified priestess is added to the blessing of various protective techniques for the brave in battle, and provides free bandaging and healing services after the battle, as well as loving benefits such as hugs, knee pillows, and blessed kisses.

But now it's your turn?

Looking in the mirror, you can see that he is wearing a cheapest man-made fiber city control uniform (this thing is wear-resistant and dirt-resistant), wearing a motorcycle helmet of Senior Sister Ma Tong on his head, holding a Supor brand pressure cooker lid in his left hand, holding a Yangjiang Eighteen brand kitchen knife in his right hand, tying a wooden stick to the handle of the knife to wield, and Zuihou wrapped a mahjong mat around his body, which should be armor.

Behind him, the dragon slayer brave man of New China, there are only two girls with water guns, providing him with long-range fire support for dragon slaying.

In place of the magic scroll, there was a bunch of firecrackers left over from the Chinese New Year - these were the only weapons that he and Ma Tong's house could turn over.

For a while, Wang Qiu really had the urge to look up at the sky and cry three more times.

And Senior Sister Ma Tong, who is a self-proclaimed military advisor, is still chattering about her "combat jihua".

“…… When I was eating Lanzhou ramen just now, I poured the whole jar of chili oil into a cola bottle and brought it out, and now it has been poured into my gun and Rong Rong's guns. Later, you entangle him in front of you, and we'll shoot two guns together to make sure we're going to choke that dragon to death......"

Hearing this, Wang Qiu once again felt messy in the wind - stealing chili oil from Lanzhou ramen restaurant...... It's okay if this thing is not a goof, but if it is discovered, I am afraid that I will be blacklisted in Uncle Bayi's Lanzhou ramen restaurant

Senior Sister Ma Tong, are you so poor that you are so stingy that you are reluctant to even buy a bottle of chili oil?!

Besides, using chili water to deal with dragons is 120,000 points unreliable no matter how you look at it!

“…… Alas, I also knew that the power of chili water was not enough, and I wanted to get some hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid from the school, but unfortunately the people who managed the experimental drugs did not have a good relationship with me, and the laboratory was locked up during the summer vacation, so I really couldn't get it out......"

Absolutely! Who knows if you'll take hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid to disfigure? In case of such a tragedy, people will also have to bear joint and several liability!

Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes and thought so. And then, he put on the motorcycle helmet and opened his mouth angrily, "...... Let's go! Don't worry about the tactics! Let's fight first! ”

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No matter which people's legend, the dragon represents the absolutely powerful Liliang, maybe it is evil, maybe it is noble, but one thing is the same, that is, the incomparably powerful existence.

If it was possible, Wang Qiu didn't want to clash with such a legendary and powerful creature, especially in his own home—no matter what he broke, it would be his own loss. …,

But the problem is that if the dragon is allowed to entrench in his own house as a nest, the problem will only get worse.

Therefore, you must slay the dragon as soon as possible!

Fortunately, the target to deal with this time is nothing more than a small dragon that hatched two hours ago, has no intelligence, no magic, and is nothing of a big deal except for its thick skin and durability, that is, it can breathe fire......

- It would be strange if it wasn't a big deal!

Standing outside the back door of his house under the scorching sun, looking at the red dragon coiled under the wall, Wang Qiu suddenly felt a little hairy in his heart.

“…… OMG! Do reptiles grow so fast? ”

He remembered very well that when it was first hatched in the morning, the dragon was no more than the size of a chicken. But after eating the neighbor's old dog Wangcai, it was only a little more than an hour, and this guy's size has now swelled to the size of a goose.

Mmmm, it seems that we have to hurry up and slay the dragon, otherwise if this guy grows to the size of a tiger, God knows who slaughtered whom.

It seems that due to the hot weather and the fact that he has eaten and drunk enough, the dragon looks lazy at the moment, and is curled up in a ball and dozing in the shadow of the courtyard wall...... Seems like a good opportunity for a sneak attack?

Wang Qiu hesitated slightly, but still leaned over cautiously.

One-step, two-step, three-step...... Well, the stupid dragon still didn't react in the slightest. I don't know if it's because I'm asleep or I'm dizzy from the heat.

Get close to your target, raise your kitchen knife, and slash hard!

“…… Quack—"

An earth-shattering loud bang echoed in the small courtyard for a long time. It even spread all the way to the outside of the tall courtyard wall, making the pedestrians on the side of the road frown and discuss: "...... Is this family killing dogs or pigs? It's so loud, it's really unqualified......"

And within the courtyard wall, Wang Qiu, who rashly used a kitchen knife to cut the dragon, was already in a fierce battle.

“…… Damn it! This beast's skin is really strong! It's all like this, and I still can't cut it! ”

Wang Qiu brandished a kitchen knife in a cold sweat, trying to cut down the little dragon. Helplessly, the hardness of the red dragon's skin far exceeded his imagination, and with a full slash, it only knocked off a few scales, leaving a shallow white mark on its body...... Should it be said that this guy deserves to be the strongest fantasy race in history?

What's worse is that even though this guy's wings are as small as coins, he can really fly...... Although it doesn't fly high, it still brings a lot of trouble to Wang Qiu - when you swing the knife to cut, you often can't reach it, and as long as you don't pay attention, the other party will pounce on the back of your head!

“…… Cannons on Earth! Level 1 Preparation, Level 2 Preparation - Launch! ”

With Senior Sister Ma Tong's coquettish drink that she didn't know how to complain, two red and high-concentration chili water shot out from her and Huang Rong's high imitation water gun, one accurately hit the red dragon's eyes, and the other hit the red dragon's mouth...... But it didn't produce the expected lethality, but only further angered the little dragon.

“…… Quack—"

The dragon's eye, which was originally shining red, was now even more red like burning coal; And the terrifying dragon power reverberated in the entire courtyard for a long time, under such heavy mental pressure, Wang Qiu was only a little negligent, and was hit head-on by a volley of the red dragon, and actually cracked the hard plastic helmet everywhere! A few sharp shards plunged into the helmet, nearly stabbing him in the eye!

That's really ...... Slaying dragons is risky, and you need to be cautious when taking risks! …,

Although the red dragon's dive seemed to be full of might, it also gave Wang Qiu a chance to launch a counterattack, only to see him flexibly turn sideways and hit the back of the dragon's head with the pressure cooker lid, smashing the little dragon that was already diving down to the ground all at once!

Caught off guard, the dragon twitched a few times on the ground, and then lay down for a while and stopped moving.

In Wang Qiu's eyes, the dragon's neck had been twisted at an angle, even if it was a person, it should have been killed.

And Cai Rong was afraid that the vitality of this dragon was too tenacious, and threw a two-hundred-sound explosive cannon towards the landing place of this dragon, and immediately there was a burst of gunsmoke and crackling - it is not clear whether it has exploded the dragon for the time being, but a few small firecrackers that have been off the line actually burst to Wang Qiu's side, causing his eardrums to buzz.

But anyway, seeing that the opponent seemed to have been overturned, Wang Qiu couldn't help but sigh, and then reached out to take off the tattered motorcycle helmet on his head, wanting to check if there was any value in repair.

Then, as soon as he took off his helmet, he heard the screams of two women behind him. Look up again...... That damn red dragon actually flew up from the ground alive again! Even though its neck had been twisted and deformed by the pressure cooker lid, and it hung down softly, it still tilted its head and pounced on Wang Qiu, and its mouth was faintly burning with a red and blazing flame!

-- I'm not dead even after all of this is done! The vitality of this thing is too tenacious!!

Are you a zombie dragon or a dragon lich!

Just as Wang Qiu was stunned, a strong column of water suddenly rushed from the side, and struck the red dragon to the base of the wall.

“…… It's useless! My waste brother! ”

A young woman in a yellow jacket, holding a rubber water hose for car washing, said loudly to Wang Qiu with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel, "...... I can't even beat a small animal, how should I face this cruel shijie in the future! ”

“…… Sister, you're finally here! ”

At this moment, Wang Qiu almost felt a burst of tears coming out of his eyes.