Chapter 29: The Goddess and the Female Neuropathy
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After more than two weeks of traveling, and half a month of cave life, I have completely accepted the tragic reality that Yang Xiaolan is a female neurotic, she does things completely out of common sense, and when facing me, she has always had an angry and class enemy attitude.
However, when she came to me with a sweaty face and a frowning brow, she startled me again.
My first instinct was that she was playing some conspiracy again, but when I saw her holding her stomach and looking like she was about to die, I finally realized that she might be sick, and she was seriously ill.
At that time, I was thirteen years old, and I had just begun to change my voice, and what was in my crotch began to grow, and it stands to reason that the children in the mountains have no knowledge of physiology and hygiene at all, but my father Chen Zhili is a barefoot doctor, and the influence of this family, over time, I am also considered to have entered the doorway, and I saw her pale face, nausea, vomiting, chills all over her body, and almost collapsed in severe pain, so I knew that she was suffering from menstrual cramps.
Menstrual cramps, almost all girls will have experienced it, down to girls of her age, up to a large group of aunts who have children, there will be this, this thing is very subjective, but she is like this, but she is more powerful than all those who come to my father to see the disease.
The first thing I thought about in my mind was not anything else, but the old man in Mai had been walking for several days, in this Guanyin Cave, except for Yang Xiaolazi, there were only a bunch of zombies that would not move without spells, could it be that God favored, the day when I Chen Erdan regained my freedom is finally coming?
From the first day I fell into the hands of my opponent, I was thinking about how to escape from the clutches of this wicked man, but when the opportunity came, I just went around in my head and got busy.
I kept boiling, boiling water, brewing brown sugar, and then, with Yang Xiaolan's consent, massaged her lower abdomen, constantly relieving the tense muscles on both sides, and also channeling the Guò Taoist Sutra to relieve her pain. After a busy afternoon, in the evening, her dying appearance was finally relieved, and then she looked up and asked me, "Chen Erdan, why didn't you run just now?" You should know that if you just ran away, I can't stop you......"
I showed a sincere smile, scratched my head, and said, "Manly man, I can't leave you alone, besides, such a big mountain, even if I run, can I run there?" ”
"Smack"!
Yang Xiaolazy directly threw a big ear scraper to me, which made my head buzz, I covered my head and face, depressed in my heart, it was really a female neurosis, it was fine just now, why did I change my face after a while. However, after beating me, this girl was even more angry than me, struggled to stand up, pointed to the tip of my nose and said, "Chen Erdan, do you know why I look down on you? ”
I shook my head, showing an innocent expression, and Yang Xiao snorted lazily and said: "What I don't like about you the most is that you have a very good character, you are obviously very capable, but you are willing to be a human slave, you have no backbone at all, you are a coward!" Where did you go to save your father's spirit that day? ”
I saw that she said with an excited face, and I was even more aggrieved in my heart - this sister, if you were a brother with iron bones and standing proudly, you would have been able to look down on you, but now maybe you will be buried in the mud, and there will really be a backbone left.
The old ones are murderous, the little ones are moody, how the fuck do I have to be careful to survive until now?
Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in my heart, but I held my head and didn't say a word. I thought that the irascible Yang Xiaolazy would stand up and punch and kick me, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't, but I heard a faint voice: "Erdan, do you want to learn acupuncture?" ”
I looked up and looked at the girl in front of me in surprise, a little confused about what she meant.
Yang Xiaolazy said expressionlessly: "I have this problem, I had it at the beginning, and later, it became more and more painful, and my father used to help me with acupuncture and moxibustion to relieve pain, but this time he was busy looking for something, so he didn't count it as a good day." I've taught you, and it's a backup method -- if you don't learn it, forget it if you don't learn it. There was almost no expression on her face, but her tone was much better than the previous commanding one, and I was so excited that I couldn't tell if it was because this beautiful girl's attitude towards me had changed, or because she could learn a handicraft, so I nodded my head in agreement.
Seeing that I agreed, I don't know if it was my delusion, I seemed to feel that Yang Xiaolazy breathed a sigh of relief, and then the two of us sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, and she began to tell me about the art of acupuncture.
The so-called acupuncture is to pierce the needle into the patient's body at a certain angle, and use acupuncture techniques such as twisting and inserting to stimulate specific parts of the human body, so as to achieve the purpose of treating diseases. This is a craft left by the ancestors, with a very strict and systematic attention, the place of piercing, also called acupuncture points, the human body has 4o9 acupuncture points, of which 36 are fatal, this thing needs to be firmly remembered, very particular, and the method is different, the effect is also different, in addition, whether it is the practice of Taoism, or ordinary martial arts, meditation, qi cultivation, faith condensation, all have a lot to do with this, familiar with it, it is also of great help to practice.
Yang Xiaolazy didn't teach me much, just explained to me some techniques and related acupuncture point stimulation, but she was still lazy, and she didn't want to take off her clothes, and explained the location of the acupoints with me hand in hand, so she threw me a book called "Taoist Acupuncture Point Introduction" and let me read it myself.
After finishing a paragraph that night, she suddenly laughed and asked me a question: "Erdan, do you know what will happen this afternoon, if you really want to treat me badly, or want to escape?" ”
I shook my head and said I didn't know, and I didn't think about it, Yang Xiaolan saw that I was sincere, and I didn't suspect that it was false, so he showed two rows of snow-white teeth, and said slowly: "Sue you, the big one is awake all the time, if you really do something wrong, I'm afraid it's dinner now, you know?" ”
I was scared into a cold sweat, but I pretended to be indifferent and smiled: "I don't have any bad intentions, the big one will definitely not eat me." ”
Xu let down her guard, or maybe she hadn't chatted happily with anyone for a long time, Yang Xiaolazy didn't let me go back that day, but pulled me to say a lot of things, she sued me, saying that her father is a very powerful person, called the Evil Fu King, have you heard of it? I think back then, the characters on the rivers and lakes were frightened when they heard it, and they were in the limelight for a while, but unfortunately there was always a twilight when the hero was in the twilight, his father practiced once, went mad, lost most of his cultivation, and then in order to recover his skills, he began to steal the art of Maoshan Outer Gate, and as a result, he was found and driven out of the sect.
His father has aged so much over the years that he has been running around looking for a way to get himself back to his peak, so that those who look down on him can take a look.
"I know you were scared that day, and thought my father was so vicious, but I tell you, those people in the rat club are not a good thing, they always do some unsightly, have children without asshole business, dead people's wealth, kill them, not wronged at all, as for innocent mountain people like your father, my father just doesn't want to leak the news, ** a few days, when the matter is over, he will be put back - my father is principled, otherwise, you would have died!" Yang Xiaolazy is weird on weekdays, but at this moment he said the words in his heart one by one, I was resigned, but I was thinking in my heart: "What about a lot of lives, take it away like this, okay?" ”
I reciprocated with Peach, I talked a lot with Yang Xiaolazy that night, from my sad fate, to the eighteen tribulations, to the comments of the old Taoist in Tsing Yi to me, and some of the things that followed, except for the old ghost, I basically explained it clearly.
Yang Xiaolan has no interest in anything else, but she asks the most detailed questions about the old Taoist in Tsing Yi and my two friends - I feel that she has an almost adoring emotion for the old Taoist in Tsing Yi, as for the little white fox and the fat girl, she has no mother since she was a child and is very lonely, she is envious to death.
That night, the two of us chatted and cried, and fell asleep together, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I saw her honey-colored lips, as beautiful as a fairy in the sky.
Then, I was shamefully wet in my crotch.
The old man in Mai came back on the third day, and saw that his daughter had a much more kind attitude towards me, and she also put a silver needle on my arm in a serious manner, which was quite strange, and the two muttered some things, and I saw that the old man in Mai cast a puzzled look at me from time to time. As a result, in the evening, I was just lying on the stone bed after finishing my work, and Mai Lao Dao came over and said that he wanted to have a good chat with me.