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Seeing my sad appearance, Yang Xiaolazi, who was nibbling on hot chicken legs, sneered, choked, and tears flowed out.

While wiping her tears, she shouted with a smile: "Your name is Erdan, right, Chen Erdan?" Yes, your father really knows how to take names, stupid and stupid, he really responds to this scene...... "She laughed happily, but my heart became more and more sad, this little lady is very vicious, indifferent to life, one day, Lao Tzu will kill you, step on your body 10,000 feet."

Yang Xiaolan laughed for a while, looked down, and saw my extremely angry appearance, and then said lightly: "Don't worry, lie to you, what's so fun about that thin monkey, I was just dumped by my father." ”

I saw that she said lightly, but between the words, there was not too much ridicule, and I saw that the old man in Mai was taking care of himself and scooping up the meat in the pot to drink, without expressing any opinion, a heart was put down, with a smile on his face, from the fire the crushed chicken wrapped in mud was gouged out, the crushed mud wrapped outside, the lotus leaf was peeled off, revealing the fragrant chicken inside, sprinkled with salt, and said with a smile: "Sister, taste this, fragrant!" ”

Yang Xiaolazi's eyes widened, his nose inhaled a burst of aroma, and he hurriedly tore off a chicken leg, and he didn't care about the burn, so he took a bite hard, chewed violently, and sighed: "Ah, it's delicious......"

When she was eating, the little children who were exposed looked so charming, I couldn't help but be stunned when I saw it, and thinking that the fat girl was not dead, my heart was also a lot more relaxed, and I saw the old man in Mai and Yang Xiaolazy eating non-stop, licking their lips, and their stomachs couldn't help but growl.

This whole day, I ate a little canned luncheon meat at noon, but I vomited it all, and I stayed up until the middle of the night, naturally I was hungry.

At that time, I was most hungry, and when I saw others eating with relish, I thought that I had been busy for so long, and you had eaten as much as you could, and you didn't greet me. But when I thought about it, if they don't greet me, won't I eat it? The emperor does not send hungry soldiers, they must not starve me to death. Thinking so, I reached out and grabbed the rooster who was about to be eaten to the bone. However, before I could touch the skeleton between my fingers, a leg reached out of thin air and kicked me in the chest, and I couldn't hold my nerve and rolled backwards.

When I got up, I saw that Yang Xiaolan was already standing in front of me, stepped on my hand with his foot, and scolded viciously: "We haven't finished eating yet, what hand are you stretching out?" Do you still know a little bit of the rules? You're looking for death, aren't you? ”

This chick is soaring, unprovoked and vicious, seeing her delicate little face, I instantly remembered the years on the summit of the five girls, at that time, although the old Taoist in Tsing Yi always has a face, but there is always some little tenderness behind it, I also have a little white fox and fat girl by my side, the most important thing is that there is a mentor and friend like the old ghost, teaching me the truth of life and a lot of knowledge, but here...... Hey, as a cultivator, why is there such a big gap in being a human being?

Lesson ahead, I didn't dare to resist, I just whispered that I didn't dare, Yang Xiaolazy's face only then had a smile, kicked my face, and said proudly: "When you made that spell yesterday, weren't you very capable?" I thought he was an iron-clad man, but he turned out to be a soft egg. ”

After she finished teaching me, she touched the talisman bag hanging from her neck and the small sword at her waist, and turned back to drink the soup, while I got up and rubbed my hands that were trampled on painfully, and did not dare to go to see the female neurosis, but muttered secretly in my heart, thinking that one day, I would repay all the humiliation she inflicted on my second egg.

Ah Q's spirit is so effective, I thought about it with infinite grievances, and that person finally recovered from extreme resentment and pain.

Well, it's a long time coming.

Yang Xiaolazy just ate fiercely, but his own amount of food is not very much, after eating, he threw the dishes and chopsticks, and then stretched his waist, like a lazy cat lying next to him to sleep, the old man in Mai looked at her dotingly, and turned back to me and said: "Erdan, you come to eat too, clean up after eating, we still have to hurry - we can sleep at dawn, do you know?" ”

Compared to Yang Xiaolazy, the old man in Mai was polite to me, if I hadn't seen his previous methods, I might still think how kind he was. But I know that I can raise a daughter like Yang Xiaolazy, and her father is not a good bird, so I nodded yes, and then cautiously came over to serve the soup.

There was almost no meat on the chicken skeleton, but I ate it very carefully, and while eating, I looked at Yang Xiaolazy who was sleeping next to me, thinking that one day, I must take revenge.

After eating, we didn't rest for long, we started to hurry again, all the way north, in the early hours of the morning, the old man Mai found a dense woods, hid the zombies, and then made two net rope hammocks, rested, and I didn't, only leaned against the big tree to sleep, countless times by insects and ants to wake up.

Walking in this way day and night, the degree is not fast, and it takes two weeks, mostly avoiding crowded areas and taking mountain roads.

Finally one day, I heard the old man in Mai talk to Yang Xiaolazy about a place called "Shennongjia", so I stopped leaving, the old man in Mai has a hiding place in this big mountain, called Guanyin Cave, located in the middle of a cliff and steep wall, very secret, through the guò vines to climb up, easy to defend and difficult to attack. Along the way, Yang Xiaolazy bullied me in a different way, sometimes teasing, sometimes corporal punishment, I was often beaten into a pig's head by her, if it wasn't for the old man in Mai who often defended me, maybe I would have been played to death by her.

The reason why the old man in Mai defends me is because of Li Daozi's face, and the other half is probably because of my cleverness.

The old man in Mai is an old woman, extremely pampered, before that, he was a father and a mother, very busy, and along the way, I was extremely well-behaved, cooking and laundry, sanitation treatment, everything was done properly, which greatly liberated the labor force of the old man in Mai, so it was pleasing to the eye no matter how I looked at this miscellaneous man.

However, the more pleasing the old man in Mai looked at me, the more Yang Xiaolazy was unhappy with me, so the rotation of the North and South Poles was reversed, which made people almost collapse.

The old man in Mai is called Guanyin Cave in the Shennongjia Mountain, the living facilities in it are complete, and the place is also spacious, in short, it is much better than I used to be in Wuguniang Mountain, but it is a pity that the people here are really evil, so I don't have a cheerful feeling.

Anyway, I started a miserable life of miscellaneous labor.

On the night of arriving at Guanyin Cave, the old man in Mai was busy for a long time, and hoisted all the zombies into the cave in the middle of the cliff, which was basically done by the big man, and the zombie that looked like a huge orangutan was first brought up by me and the old man in Mai, and then it easily dragged the twenty-one corpses up. The Guanyin Cave is divided into two areas, one side is the open hall where the zombies are stored, the inner room, gloomy and cold, with the sound of ticking water, and the other side is composed of several large and small sets of holes, I was assigned a small residence, and before it stopped, I was called up to brush the oil for those zombies.

It's corpse oil, or human oil.

The real zombies, most of them are gathered in the yin and resentment of heaven and earth, and over time, they have accumulated too many obsessions, but the old man in Mai is not like this, most of them are artificial, so they need to be brushed with some resentful human oil every day, which can not only keep the corpse from rotting, but also strengthen the strength of the zombie. It was a very painful thing that no one wanted to do, and I was put on the shelves and accepted. In addition to doing this, I also have to take care of Yang Xiaolazi's life, food, clothing, housing and transportation, which I have to worry about.

To put it mildly, at that time, I helped wash Yang Xiaolazi's underwear.

This is a sad thing, the old man in Mai often goes out of the mountain, and I know that even if Yang Xiaolazy, I will never escape the palm of her hand, so it is very sad.

Yang Xiaolazy has always scolded me, but one day, she suddenly came to me with a painful face.