I thought about it all night, and the next morning I was pulled up by my mother for breakfast, and my father smiled at me while eating, daring to love that he could beat the gong and drum tomorrow to marry, no, it was thrown to the opposite door.

While eating, my father suddenly said: "In the future, if you go to Diao's house, with your internal response, I don't believe that Lao Diao can still let me when I play chess!" ”

If it weren't for the fact that this old and unscrupulous man in front of me gave me normal DNA, I would have loved to spray him with punctuation, commas, periods, and ellipses!

After breakfast, under the pretext of reading a book cat in the bedroom, I turned out all the sheets and quilts in the cabinet, there are two old town houses in my family, it is obviously impossible to go out from the main entrance, I can't break in, I can only outwit, I vaguely remember that the heroines in some film and television works run away from home with sheets and quilts and ropes to climb down, but no matter how I pick it up, it's still not long enough.

So, I understood that there is always a gap between theoretical knowledge and practical operation, because the small building where the heroine lives in film and television works is only two floors, and they didn't tell me that when the heroine lives on the fifth floor and the floor is three meters high, and there are not so many sheets and covers, the heroine should fly down with her bare hands.

After some summary and looking, I finally found a pair of scissors on my desk, and a flash of inspiration came to my mind, if the length is not enough, then the width will be made up. I cut the sheets in the middle, one into two, two into four, and finally threw it out to see, oh my god, why am I so smart? Not only is it long, but it also hangs down to the ground, which is great!

It's just that I miscalculated my guts, and I usually dragged like a tigress on the east mountain, and I was so scared that my calf played the three strings before I stepped out with my front foot. But I was riding on the windowsill, unable to advance or retreat, and I was really sweating.

No matter what, do enough psychological construction, gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, my front legs stepped on the air, and my hind legs were basically pulled out of the window in a straight line, I hurriedly grabbed the sheets, and looked down, Nima who built the building is going to die so high! Nima who smoked the floor Nima so high!

I really wanted to vomit, but I was afraid that I would accidentally cry, so I held it back, making me feel weird.

I don't know how long I stayed in the air, and gradually I didn't feel so scared, the key is that if I don't go down, I will have no energy in my hands, so I can only move down a little bit, and I don't dare to look down at all, for fear that I will be scared again.

Finally got his feet on the ground, and he was busy complacent that the escape plan under his leadership was completed, but when he turned his head, he saw Guan Yu building a pergola on the door of his head with his hand, and was squatting on the flower bed to admire my embarrassment.

"Sister Diao, I said what are you doing? Switched to acrobatics? Sell tickets not? How much does it cost? ”

God, you play with me!

I raised my feet to run, but my strength and character were all used to climb the stairs, and I just stumbled over my feet at this time. Guan Yu quickly grabbed me and helped me home, and I didn't even have a chance to say a word.

Guan Yu knocked on the door without saying a word, my dad rubbed it open, and when he saw me standing outside the door, my dad's glasses almost didn't fall off, and he stammered and asked my mother: "Did you give birth to twins in the first place?" ”

My mother kicked open the door of my room and exclaimed, "This girl dares to cut my sheets and covers!" ”