With the explosion of my mom's little universe, my ass is about to bloom. Although I have been naughty since I was a child, I can't stand my renovation every three or five tricks, often making the two elders unguardable, so they are used to seeing the move, in order to respond to all changes, a trick is fresh to eat all over the world, that trick is a filial son under the stick!

My mom had already taken her rolling pin and was ready to give me a 'love education', and my dad was already with his hands on his chest, ready to stand by and watch me, and from time to time to give me 'humanitarian care' – shouting, "Well done! Be ruthless! "And I'm ready to open the door and yell 'kill'.

However, no matter how prepared we were, we couldn't be as fast as Guan Yu, a new guy, and he said: "Dwarf oil, wait for me to get the camera!" "Successfully made my mother's rolling pin erected in mid-air stay for more than a minute without coming down.

It was said that the door was closed, and my parents reacted that there were outsiders, and my father hurriedly asked, "Who is this?" ”

"Uncle and aunt, I am a friend of Diao Chen and Xiao Lu, my name is Guan Yu, and I came here today to talk to Xiao Lu about something." He can still round the scene back, it's not easy.

My parents looked at each other and nodded, my mother slowly put down the rolling pin, and said to Guan Yu with a smile: "It's very early, child, you haven't eaten breakfast yet, right?" Auntie rolls noodles for you! With that, he took the rolling pin and went into the kitchen. I'm afraid to think that the rolling pin is really a necessary prop for home travel and killing, and when I enter the kitchen, it is a cooking utensil, and when I leave the kitchen, it is a murder weapon that kills people without blinking!

After eating my mother's noodles, Guan Yu helped my dad get my messy sheets and quilt cover in, my parents are also interesting people, they know that Guan Yu is looking for me, and they also know that Guan Yu and Diao Chen are in a gang, so they are happy to go out for a walk, and they handed me over to Guan Yu for guardianship.

"Please, just let me out." I pretended to be miserable, but unfortunately Guan Yu didn't eat it, but gloated: "Fortunately, I came in time, otherwise you would have really run away." ”

"It's okay, if you don't want to help me, forget it."

"Don't be angry with me, it's useless, since you don't want to play games with me, just talk about something you're interested in."

"What?" I don't know how he's trying to distract me.

He deliberately sold the guanzi and asked me, "Do you like flowers?" ”

"Nonsense, why don't you ask Mr. Chen if he likes to take selfies?"

He didn't get angry with me either, and talked about serious things: "Isn't it just Valentine's Day, I bought a flower base last year, and I'm thinking about how to sell flowers at a high price." ”

"Profiteers!" I was a little indignant: "How far-reaching is your vision, you saw Valentine's Day before the New Year arrived, you took the astronomical telescope to see it, right?" Besides, what's so good about Valentine's Day! ”

"Hehe, don't say something wrong!" He looked at me and smiled, as if I was telling a lie, but what I said really had something to do with whether I was single or not, if I had a lover, I would wish it was Valentine's Day every day, and if I didn't have a lover, it would be too much once a year!

"Why don't you wait for the Qingming Festival to sell your flowers?"

"What a solution!" He showed great intellectual curiosity.

I said, "Qingming Festival and Valentine's Day are essentially the same, send flowers and food, and say a bunch of ghost words!" ”

Guan Yu was embarrassed with beads of sweat after hearing this!