6. Inserted miniature uterine blood pump in the body

PS: Due to completely unforeseen harmony problems, the editors forcibly smeared a lot of the earlier part of the book, and they refused to tell me exactly how to smear it, but only threatened to delete the book. I'm sorry to those who saw the bunch of symbols.

If you really can't help it, please go to the website where the full version is available. It's really strange to say, there are so many Crystal Palace novels in Jiuchi Roulin, the editor didn't say a word, and I didn't even have a single actor on my side, why did I stare at it like this?

It's not okay to joke about Japan, it's not okay to joke about China, it's not okay to be left-leaning, it's not okay to be right-leaning, it's not okay, you know that it's on the line.

Personally, I feel that this book is already very harmonious compared to the previous book and many other books, and I don't know why the editors are staring at my book. In addition, in the Eastern Roman Scroll, it is also warned about the suspicion of religious problems - could it be that the Arab Shari'a code will also be implemented after the starting point?

The shopkeeper bullies, the editor of the starting point has a big face, as if agreeing that you will publish a book, no wonder so many authors have switched elsewhere

Zichai Hate and Sage Morning Thunder are gone, if my book can't be written and is sealed by the starting point, then let's go.

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Needless to say, our human body structure is absolutely not adapted to a gravity-free life.

In fact, even if you look all over the planet, no large animal will survive gravity-free conditions.

If we follow the speed of natural evolution of living things, I am afraid that it will take at least millions of years. in order for humans to evolve bodies that adapt to a weightless environment.

Of course, there are not without opportunistic ways, such as the cosmic race Yavi people born in an artificial womb in "Interstellar Battle Flag". In addition, the "New Human", a tweaker in "Gundam SEED" who has modified his genes from the fertilized egg stage, is a typical example of using scientific jishu to adjust the structure of the human body to adapt it to life in space...... But the problem is that at the moment, the jishu level of Shijie is not so sci-fi, and things like genetic adjustment are still in the preliminary design and exploration, and even the specific research direction is still different. Then consider the ethical and religious barriers. In the future, I am afraid that we will not see the emergence of a "new human" who can adapt to life in the universe.

To get back to the point, Miss Shikame's menstrual stasis problem. It is also an example of how difficult it is for humans on Earth to adapt to a weightless life.

The two astronauts on the space station were helpless – although in weightlessness, female astronauts did occasionally experience bad menstrual bleeding. But even menstrual bleeding is regurgitating. And only in the case of long-term chronic attacks. It will cause a serious mutiny such as endometriosis, and the damage to health caused by poor menstruation and menstrual disorders in a short period of time is generally very limited.

Generally speaking, for female astronauts who have undergone rigorous selection and training, physiological hygiene products such as tampons and sanitary napkins will still work even in the universe. During menstruation, female astronauts deal with it in space as if they were on Earth.

However, the AV actress Miss Kameyan who accidentally broke into the universe. Obviously, they don't have the mental and physical qualities to be so tough that they are tough.

Well, at this time, he is holding his stomach. What should Miss Shikame Flame do, who is dying of pain?

In Wang Qiu's view, the easiest countermeasure at present is to let her return to Earth through the wormhole, lie down in a sanatorium and rest for a while, and then there will be no trouble - but if she does this, it will obviously be a waste of a golden opportunity for China's aerospace industry. Because as soon as she, the original source of the wormhole, returns, the wormhole will naturally disappear.

Without this wormhole connecting to the moon's orbit, how would we be able to send supplies to the universe?

But it's obviously inhumane to just leave her alone...... So, with this problem, Wang Qiu crossed the wormhole and returned to Xichang Satellite City, and reported to his mother and the temporary commander of this operation, Comrade Wang Meiling, 1510.

Then, with an embarrassed face, he once again appreciated his mother's long-lost "arrogant posture".

“…… Tut-tut! It's really a cure! My poor stupid son, don't you even know this level of common sense? ”

Since there was no one else in the office at this time, Comrade Wang Meiling, who had a loli figure, simply jumped on the table, put on a proud jiashi, tried to hold up a flat chest without a bulge, crossed her waist and admonished Wang Qiu "seriously":

“…… The biggest difference between us humans and beasts is that we know how to make and use tools! When we feel cold, we will wear more clothes, instead of just knowing how to gain fat like bears; When we feel hot, we turn on the air conditioner, instead of just sticking out our tongues like dogs; This is the symbol of civilization! So, when we feel uncomfortable with weightlessness, of course we have to find a way to create something in the universe that can replace gravity! ”

For the mother who had a full-fledged attack of "tsundere", Wang Qiu couldn't help but roll his eyes, then took a deep breath, and his mind flew into operation, like a set of steam engines began to slowly exert force, pushing one component after another into place, the turbine began to accelerate, the fuel supply was normal, the power output was normal, the stabilizer was normal, the ammunition was loaded, and the target was locked...... Very good, everything is ready, let's fire! Wang Qiupai spit cannon!

“…… Mom, I actually know these big truths, human beings don't grow gills and fins when they want to dive, but build submarines, and when they want to fly, they don't grow wings, but make airplanes...... But please, can you please not say it in such a disgusting tone? You're in your forties, long past the age of playing tsundere! Moreover, the most important thing at the moment is to talk about things, not to digress from the topic as soon as you open your mouth like this, and deviate from the topic to the point! How to solve the problem of menstruation of that Japanese AV actress? ”

After complaining like this non-stop, Wang Qiu felt that his brain was a little deprived of oxygen. I had to gasp and stop. And Wang Meiling was also stunned by this long-lost spit cannon, and after a while, she jumped off the table. Speak again in a more normal tone:

“…… Well, in response to this problem, the shijie aerospace community has also done some research. Due to the lack of conditions in Jishu at the moment, in general, female astronauts from various countries take menopausal contraceptives before launching into the sky to avoid this sensitive time. Eh, don't worry! ”

Seeing Wang Qiu's eyes, his eyes widened. It seemed that she was going to start the spit cannon again, Wang Meiling hurriedly waved her hand, signaling him to be restless. At the same time open the drawer, "...... I know, due to previous negligence, I didn't expect this file to be troublesome. It's too late to give her menstrual pills now. But. NASA (Aerospace Administration) in the United States once invented a medical device for women in this area, but basically no one wants to use it...... Since this is not a high-level equipment with a high jishu content, Xichang Aerospace City also got a few samples as teaching aids for astronauts. Now I have one in my possession, just in time for this time, and its official name is ...... Inserted miniature uterine blood-sucking pump in the body? ”

Wang Meiling pulled out a long strip-shaped box about the size of a beer bottle from her desk, and frowned and read out the lengthy name printed on it.

Next, reach out and take the box. After opening the lid of the box, I saw the purple-red rod-like object inside. Wang Qiu couldn't help but be shocked.

- Irregular cylindrical appearance, powered by batteries. The length is about thirty centimeters, and the diameter is four to five centimeters. The exterior is covered with a soft rubber skin with many small circular bumps. The tip of the stick is slightly pointed, with a small sunemone-shaped suction cup in the shape of a sunset, and a switch at the bottom, once activated, the fuchsia rubber stick begins to vibrate "buzzing", and it is difficult not to make some unharmonious associations......

“…… I said, dear mother, can you be sure that this kind of thing, which looks very impure at first glance, is really a companion invention of the manned space project, a medical device used to solve women's menstrual problems under weightless conditions, and not sex bought from some adult product store. Toys? ”

Wang Qiu looked at the "buzzing" and trembling electric rubber rod in his hand with embarrassment, and asked his mother with black lines, "...... Well, it seems that from the top of this stick, there is really a stream of air being sucked in, but its shape is too obscene! Is it meant to be plugged in? ”

He pointed to Wang Meiling's crotch with an unkind face, and asked-Anyway, it is my own mother, and there is nothing to avoid about some private matters.

And Wang Meiling nodded without mind, "...... That's right, since it is a 'miniature uterine blood pump inserted in the body', it is natural to insert it in its entirety, at least so that the port can be adsorbed to the cervix, so that it can play a role - the cause of menstruation is the shedding of the female endometrium, and then under the action of gravity, it slowly slides out along with the congestion. And there is no gravity on the spaceship, so you can only plug an electric pump into it to suck the blood out - probably the same principle as the toilet in the spaceship. ”

Wang Qiu scratched his hair, "...... So, what are so many bumps all over this rubber rod for? ”

“…… Of course, it is to enhance the friction and catch the yin. The mucous membrane of the cavity wall prevents this rod from slipping out of the woman's body! ”

Wang Meiling turned her head and glanced at her son as if she was disgusted, "...... It's basically the same as the pattern on a car tire, because a thing like this flying around in a space capsule can be very dangerous...... You don't even understand this, do you? ”

- Understood, of course understood, how could it not be understood? This is clearly a self-proof with a "pump" inside. Comfort the vibrator!

“…… Hey, don't underestimate this thing, although it doesn't seem to use any particularly cutting-edge technology, its cost price is still $29,000! Wang Meiling shook the purple rubber stick without shame, showing off.

Well, it's really expensive, and it's estimated that only the legendary gold fakes enshrined in Egyptian temples. Yang. can be worth this price!

Wang Qiu rolled his eyes again, but Zuihou still reluctantly brought this "miniature uterine blood-sucking pump inserted in the body" to the space station. (To be continued.) )