5. The Unromantic Life of the Universe (Part II)
In addition to the after-effects of that outburst of passion, Shikame also found that his clothing, diet, and rest on the space station were problematic.
Originally, after experiencing this unimaginable adventure, scaring into a cold sweat, and making bladder incontinence once by the way - according to the way of thinking of Shikame Yan, a Japanese girl, I am afraid that it is to travel to the fantasy and strange shijie of swords and magic, dragons and heroes, and it is relatively easier to accept than to run into the Chinese space station inexplicably - what she wants most is to take a shower, change into clean clothes, eat a hot meal, and talk to her parents, relatives and friends on the phone...... But the problem is that even such humble aspirations are difficult to realize on a space station far from Earth.
-- Due to the Jishu conditions and the size of the spacecraft, it is impossible to take a bath and wash clothes on the "Guanghan Palace" circumlunar orbit space station and the "Wugang 13" lunar spacecraft. For this purpose, the temperature in the cabin is adjusted to be colder to prevent the astronauts from sweating, and the intimate clothing is made of a particularly sweat-absorbent and breathable blend, and is single-use, and when it is dirty, it is disposed of in the garbage collector, somewhat similar to toilet paper.
As a result, Kameyan could only take a small amount of his precious drinking water and squeeze it onto a towel to wipe his body, but it didn't always feel clean.
In addition, Shikame Flame crossed into the space station naked, not to mention the clothes, not even a piece of cloth. The disposable underwear stored on the "Wu Gang 13" moon landing spacecraft was all prepared for Xiao Huaidan and Peng Youzhi, two big men in the north, and was worn on the petite Lu Muyan. The size is noticeably much larger. It's fine to have a loose top, but pants and socks that are too loose will fall off from time to time. If you're not careful, you can get hooked on something (buttons, switches, operating handles, etc.) and get into terrible big trouble.
- No way, the space in the space station is very tight, and the pipelines and equipment are densely arranged, and the slightest mistake will cause chaos.
In order to prevent the flying socks and pants from causing trouble to the astronauts, Shikameyan had to wear only a loose shirt on the space station, keeping it "bottomless" from the waist down. In front of everyone's eyes, he is completely naked with slender jade legs and delicate little feet. and fleshy buttocks, and even moist petals of the lower body...... Fortunately, she is not a lady and a lady from a good family, but a runaway girl who makes money by shooting AV and selling meat, and basically has no extra shame. Otherwise, under the 24-hour theft of dozens of high-definition cameras in the capsule. I have long been ashamed and angry.
By the way, in the cramped cabin, watching a half-naked woman floating around all day long, the two astronauts also said that they were under a lot of pressure.
Then, the food conditions in the "Guanghan Palace" space station are also very shabby - although the name is "Guanghan Palace", there is no diligent and clever jade rabbit to help you make rice cakes, and the astronauts can only eat space food brought from the ground. Obviously. There is no stove or gas on the spacecraft, and it is not allowed to stir-fry. Therefore, the space rations carried by astronauts are generally cooked food, which can be eaten as long as they are disassembled and slightly heated by an electric stove.
In some astronautical documentaries, astronauts can use weightlessness to suspend food in the air and bite it off with their mouths. Or turn the drink into a giant transparent water balloon and suck it slowly, which seems to be a lot of fun. But in fact, if you do do this regularly, food crumbs and water droplets will fly everywhere, not only into the astronauts' eyes and nostrils, but also on precious equipment.
In order to avoid the above-mentioned dangers, in the early space activities of the Americans and the Soviets, space food was generally made into a paste, packed in a hose, and squeezed into the mouth like squeezing toothpaste when eating, which not only felt very awkward, but also had no color and fragrance at all, and caused anorexia over time. However, by the time China began to engage in manned space flight in the 21st century, space food had made great progress, and it was basically the same as the vacuum-sealed food we ate at picnics — but it was also nothing more, and it was still basically impossible to eat hot soup, barbecue and stir-fry in space.
Compared with their Western shijie counterparts, the recipes of Chinese astronauts are already quite rich, in addition to a variety of canned fish and canned meat, there are also vacuum-packed Chinese dishes such as fish-flavored shredded pork and kung pao chicken, as well as staples such as dehydrated rice and curry rice. All of these items are packed in silver-gray bags the size of books, and they can be eaten directly by adding a small amount of water and heating them when cooking.
The only problem is that at the moment they can't heat up the food, so they can only eat cold food, which makes the stomach feel very uncomfortable.
-- Due to the fact that the space is too compact, there is no food heater similar to a microwave oven installed on the "Wu Gang 13" lunar landing spacecraft, and a heater was originally installed in the "Guanghan Palace" space station around the moon, but it was damaged by the deer eye flame in the initial big explosion. As a result, not only did she have to nibble on cold vacuum food and eat unappetizingly, but also disappointed the two Chinese astronauts who were looking forward to a hot meal.
After eating, it is obvious that you have to rinse your mouth and brush your teeth. But even such a simple little thing of personal hygiene can be difficult in space. First of all, where does the water for gargling come from? Secondly, where should I spit out the water after rinsing? Under the weightless conditions of the universe, the mouthwash will float up as soon as you spit it out, splashing the entire cabin. As for brushing your teeth, it is even more terrifying, as soon as the toothbrush moves, the foam will splash, making the cabin feel like snow.
Therefore, the Chinese astronauts do not brush their teeth or rinse their mouths, but chew special chewing gum instead. And in order to avoid the trouble of spitting gum, this thing has to be swallowed after chewing, even if it is uncomfortable - it can be excreted after swallowing it anyway.
Next, the toilet on the space station is also specially made, not a flush toilet, but a ventilation toilet. Because in space water does not flow, but floats, it must be sucked with a vacuum pump. Therefore, going to the toilet in space has become a very elaborate science, first of all, the sitting posture must be standard, the second is to fix oneself, and then the bowel movement must be strictly aligned. The slightest mistake will cause the stool to float all over the place. Space departments in various countries have built space toilet trainers for this purpose, with cameras and monitors. You can let the astronauts who go to the toilet see that they are sitting upright on the toilet, and the instructor uses a microphone to command, so you must practice often, and then go into space when you are proficient.
And Miss Kameyan, who recklessly broke into the space station, only has the experience of shooting AV theft films in public toilets...... Although it was also under camera surveillance, the content was clearly very different - as a result, when she first went to the toilet. Unsurprisingly, the Chinese astronauts who let the feces fly out, and had to have their entire faces wrinkled into embarrassing characters, catch them with a net like a bee. That's not what makes someone smeared with feces.
- Imagine two sad-faced Northeast men, holding a tiny net bag (originally used to filter samples) in a cramped space capsule, trying to catch up and catch a fluttering poop...... See such a situation. Should you roll your eyes? What about rolling your eyes? Or roll your eyes?
At least. At that time, the experts who saw this scene in the ground command center either rolled their eyes or hahadaxiao, or sprayed tea on the spot.
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No matter what kind of environment we are in, we always have to sleep after we have eaten and drunk enough. And in the space station, even sleeping is a particularly exciting thing - it is especially convenient to sleep in a spacecraft, no matter what position, no matter where. You can sleep on the right and left. You can't even tell the difference between sleeping upside down and sleeping upright. The premise is that the sleeping bag is secured. Otherwise, sleeping bags will fly everywhere, everyone will be crowded into the vents, and when the spacecraft accelerates or decelerates, sleepers can be injured by bulkheads and equipment.
In addition, astronauts wear eye patches and earmuffs when sleeping, so as not to interfere with sleep due to the rapidly alternating rhythm of day and night and the sounds emitted by instruments and equipment. The arms should also be put in the sleeping bag when sleeping, so as not to be caught in the machine or touch the switch of the instrument, but also to avoid causing false alarm to oneself - because in a weightless environment, the average person's head and limbs have the illusion of separation from the body, and even move unconsciously. There was once an astronaut who thought that his arm outside his sleeping bag was a monster floating towards him, and he was scared into a cold sweat.
In fact, because it was difficult to get used to drifting to sleep for a while, the quality of sleep in the past two days has been very poor. The grievances of the two Chinese astronauts are even worse - the sleeping bag of the lying person has a preset hanging ring and a hidden buckle on the surface, which can be fixed with a strap, but there is also a large wooden stick more than two meters long and more than 20 centimeters thick (the torture pillar that previously bound Lu Mu Yan) floating in the cabin!
In the small living space station, there is no suitable storage space for such a large object, and there is no way to throw it out safely, and there is no way to disassemble or incinerate it, so it can only be tied between a few handles with the only roll of plastic belt, which is very unreliable to look at. If you are sleeping, the plastic band of this thing breaks and flies out, and then hits your head, it is not an ordinary pain!
Even though the ground command center vowed that it would monitor the placement of the big wooden stick 24 hours a day through cameras to let the astronauts sleep peacefully, they were still scared and had to take sleeping pills to sleep.
In addition to the gravity-free sleeping environment, the severely chaotic diurnal variation is also a major factor affecting the quality of astronauts' sleep - the so-called number of days in space flight is calculated on the ground based on the concept of "earthlings", but for astronauts, due to the movement of the spacecraft relative to the Earth's rotation, in the geostationary orbit, it usually takes less than two hours to be tossed by sunrise and sunset. As for the long journey from the earth to the moon, the rhythm of day and night is completely disrupted, and it is difficult for the human body to adapt in the short term, which will lead to some physiological dysfunction, the most common of which is sleep disorders and easy fatigue - therefore, being able to sleep and sleep well is one of the necessary skills of astronauts.
However, Miss Shikame obviously does not possess such qualities, and when she first experiences the weightless environment, she is like a playful child who is reluctant to sleep. When the body really can't bear it, I can't sleep, so I can only rely on drugs to fall asleep like the two astronauts.
Zuihou, Miss Kame's request to contact her family in Japan was also temporarily denied on the grounds of confidentiality. According to the interpretation of the Xichang Ground Command Center, legally. Spacecraft are moving land. Kameyan trespassed into China's circumlunar orbital space station "Guanghan Palace" without authorization, and he himself had already committed the crime of illegal entry, so it was necessary to communicate and coordinate with the relevant departments of Japan. to consider letting her contact her family.
Therefore, after three days of sudden cosmic life, Shikameyan's mood was very melancholy and his health was very bad. Suffering from space sickness.
- Space Adaptation Syndrome (SAS), also known as space sickness, is a specific condition for astronauts caused by zero gravity, weightlessness, and other gravity-related changes, or rather. It is disorientation caused by weightlessness.
Since gravity in space is almost zero, astronauts notice a mismatch between what they see with their eyes and how they feel when they get out into the sky. For example, astronauts can't feel like they're sitting in their seats. Because the body does not push the seat, and the seat does not exert force on the human body; If they are not attached to an object, astronauts can easily float; Also, if you can't touch the wall or the handle. It will also be difficult for astronauts to move around the cabin. Because there is no object to push to create a reaction force......
As a result, humans feel dizzy, uncoordinated in their movements, nauseous to the point of vomiting, and have very chaotic sensations in their bodies...... Basically, the symptoms of space adaptation syndrome are similar to those of motion sickness, ranging from mild headaches to dizziness and nausea. It is said that half of the world's astronauts have experienced it. It doesn't matter if it's a new astronaut or an old astronaut, it's the same no matter how many times you've been there. Until now, there is no very haode solution, so I can only take some motion sickness medicine. Or a dose of sedation to relieve a little, but it often doesn't take long for the old disease to recur.
And Shikameyan, who had never received relevant training before and was not physically strong, naturally quickly suffered from this disease without accident.
Fortunately, after the wormhole was opened, Professor Yang sent her well-fitting space underwear and anti-space medicine tablets as soon as possible, which were actually motion sickness medicine - although Professor Yang's ability was not strong enough and the teleportation volume was very limited, a few kilograms of cargo could still be carried.
In this way, Shikameyan finally doesn't have to continue to float around in the space station.
And the anti-space drugs with sedative effects also made her feel a little better.
However, it didn't take long for this AV actress who accidentally broke into space to encounter the next problem - her menstruation came.
This ordinary little trouble for women on the ground has become a big problem in the weightless universe.
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“…… This Japanese little Niko...... Could it be menstrual cramps? Alas, it's clear that when you're about to come to 'that', you have to insist on stripping naked and start filming an A-movie, or is it a heavy-tasting abuse and femdom...... Should we admire her professionalism, or should we lament that the life of an AV actress is not easy? ”
When Wang Qiu teleported the cumbersome wooden torture pillars, tight leather shackles, and some other S.M "accessories" back to the ground to make room for the astronauts and "illegal intruders", and then returned to the "Guanghan Palace" space station with very foul air, he saw that Miss Shikame Yan had curled up into a ball of flesh at some point, moaning slightly, and even her expression became very distorted, and her face was full of pain.
“…… According to the doctor, this is not ordinary menstrual cramps, but because there is no gravity, menstrual blood accumulates in the body, not only can not be excreted, but it seems to have a backfill...... Alas, it's really hard for this little girl! After all, the structure of our human body organs has evolved over millions of years under the conditions of gravity, and we are not genetically ready to adapt to gravity-free life! ”
Astronaut Peng Youzhi, who had been using the walkie-talkie to communicate with the ground just now, shook his head and sighed, and explained to Wang Qiu.
“…… Huh? Is it impossible for a woman to pass her period without gravity? I see that when you pooped and peed before, it seemed to be normal! ”
Wang Qiu blinked his eyes and asked curiously, while pressing his fingertips against the bulkhead, letting his body hang in the air and spin in a circle, experiencing the wonderful feeling of movement in a weightless environment, "...... weishenme menstruation can't be discharged? ”
“…… Hey, it's not as simple as you say, excretion and menstruation are two different things! Even when the toilet is excreting on earth, I don't think anyone relies on complete gravity to expel urine and defecation. Basically, the muscles play the role of pushing the excrement......"
It seems that he has just heard a detailed explanation from the ground command center, or has learned relevant aerospace knowledge before, so Peng Youzhi said with a smug face, "...... But menstruation is caused by the shedding of a woman's uterine lining, and can you expect it to be excreted from the body like urine, by straining through muscles? Isn't this going to be a blood rush in the lower body?! ”
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PS: To explain, at the moment when the hatch opened, the consequence of the deer eye flame spewing out the ball of "sister juice" from her lower body was not to lift off the unlucky astronaut Xiao Huaidan who was showered head-on, but because of the reaction force, she flew backwards along with the torture pillar, breaking a lot of things.
In addition, she was accompanied by urinary incontinence at the same time as the squirting tide, so the total amount of fluid discharged is estimated to be as many as several hundred milliliters, which is already a big impetus in the weightless suspension state with basically no frictional resistance.
Zuihou, the reason why the ground command center did not find out in advance was because the crossing of the deer eye flame itself was very late, about after the spacecraft docked with the space station and before the airtight hatch was opened - therefore, at the time of the incident, the Xichang ground command center would suddenly be in chaos. (To be continued.) )