Chapter Ninety-Seven: Teaching

When I woke up the next morning, I saw the corpse fairy standing like a wooden piece next to the bed like a tofu description. With its current dress, there is no way to go out to meet people, I estimated a size, called the proprietress downstairs, gave her some labor fees, and asked me to help make a set of clothes and send them in. When I knocked on the door, I hurriedly covered the corpse fairy with a quilt, covered it, and changed its clothes after the people left.

I said in my heart that I had really had enough of it in the past few days, first changing the clothes of the corpse king, and now changing the clothes of the corpse fairy, and they are all male corpses, if it is a female corpse, I will balance it a little. Waiting for the set to be cleaned up, I couldn't find the scissors for a while, so I braided it, which was a little weird, but not as eye-catching as before.

As for the feather coat, it has not rotted for more than a thousand years, is colorful, has a unique shape, is a good product, and I put it away.

Everything was cleaned up, it was already noon, and I went downstairs, and the corpse fairy followed me with a wooden face. The proprietress of the hotel was stunned, and she didn't understand how there were two people when she was alone when she moved in. Later, when she looked at the corpse fairy's face again, her eyes suddenly couldn't be taken away, and she swallowed her saliva.

In terms of appearance, the lethality of the corpse fairy is very great, I have seen a lot of handsome men and beautiful women, but I have never seen this kind of look, I suspect that the real Puzhen should not be this appearance, maybe it was raised in the process of raising the corpse fairy, because people in reality, it is difficult to look so perfect, it gives me the feeling, like a person who came out of a painting. It's okay to say that I'm a man, but this kind of appearance is absolutely devastating to women.

The corpse fairy followed me all the way, almost causing a traffic jam, and the return rate and stopping rate reached 100 percent, not to mention the girl who accosted me, I naturally looked good, but this time I was completely ignored. I really couldn't do it, so I quickly bought a pair of big sunglasses for it to wear, bought some food, and sent it to Lu Su and Old Man Chen. In this process, the corpse immortal also kept following closely behind, and Lu Su and Old Man Chen did not react for a while.

Lu Su gestured to it with his eyes and said, "Brother Chen, who is this?" ”

I smiled bitterly and took off the corpse fairy's sunglasses, Old Man Chen was wrapping a mouthful of porridge in his mouth, and as soon as he took off the sunglasses, the porridge squirted out directly.

"Ahem, ahem...... Corpses, corpse fairies! I patted him on the back and said, "Don't get excited, old man, it's not dangerous." ”

Lu Su hissed and said in surprise: "What's going on?" I then told the experience of tofu, and when Lu Su heard this, his face was happy, and he said: "Brother Dou is safe and sound, so I am relieved." "I said in my heart: pretend, you continue to pretend, in the Xuanbing Tomb, you almost killed people, and now you are sincere.

But this is the way things happen in this world, there are some things that you can't think about deeply, and you will feel cold when you think about it. Most of the time, you can only live on the surface, so as the old saying goes: it's hard to get confused. The two of us also pretended to be confused and didn't tear this layer of face. After a few calls, Lu Su pondered, stared at the corpse immortal, and said, "If this is the case, then there is no clue to be found from it." ”

I nodded and said, "I can't speak, I don't seem to have thoughts, I don't take the initiative to hurt people, but I will smoke according to my instincts, and I will resist attacks...... I can't say for sure what's going on in this state, but it's impossible to get out of its mouth what it is. According to the contents of the silk book stolen by Chen, the reason why Puzhen was able to create a black light and grasp the 'key' was because of an experience in his youth. Lu Su has always wanted to master the manufacturing method of the 'key', so he wanted to start with the corpse fairy, and now it seems that this corpse immortal is ignorant and ignorant, and Lu Su's wishful thinking can be regarded as a void.

After I finished speaking, Lu Su turned his gaze away from the corpse immortal and said, "Brother Chen, what are your plans next?" ”

I was vigilant in my heart, and I said to myself, why did he ask this? After thinking about it, I suddenly understood what Lu Su meant. It seems that he has no intention of giving up, and wants to exert force on the corpse fairy, so I said: "When Old Man Chen recovers from his illness, I have to go back to Shenzhen, this corpse fairy is estimated to be unable to get rid of, so he has to go with me." ”

Lu Su nodded thoughtfully, smiled at the end, and said, "Old man Chen, leave it to me, don't worry, the old man is kind to us, and I will arrange it properly." "I'm still very relieved that Lu Su is doing things, and with his character, he won't mess around in this matter.

As he spoke, Old Man Chen said: "Xiao Chen, if you have something to do, just go about your business, don't worry about me, it's my family's Tiande, you can take care of it more in the future." "I nodded, thinking that the next time I go to Beijing, I have to 'visit' that Chen Tiande again, if not for anything else, just for the kindness of Mr. Chen, I can't not reciprocate."

So in the afternoon, I called Zhen Rui and asked him to help get a fake document for the corpse fairy, Zhen Rui is still more righteous, our friendship is not deep or shallow, but there is something to help, and I have never shirked, I told him the news of tofu safety on the phone, his tone is still lukewarm, and said: "That's good, I'm still investigating the matter of Hu Duo, I have some eyebrows, and I need your help when the time comes." ”

I said, "I'll take care of your business, and I'll be informed of any news when there's news." ”

Because I was worried that something would happen to the corpse fairy halfway, I didn't dare to take it on a plane or train, so I took a long-distance bus and went around for several days before returning to Shenzhen.

When I arrived at the entrance of the shop, Tofu was playing chess with the one-eyed dragon on a chair barefoot, and I stepped forward quietly, kicked over, and kicked people directly on the chessboard.

"Ouch! Who the dares to kick me, Lao Tzu raped you believe it or not! Tofu scolded and raised his head, saw that it was me, and then looked at my ugly face, swallowed his saliva, pouted his ass with a dry smile, and said, "Allow you to kick again, don't be angry after kicking." ”

I was originally full of anger, but when I saw this, my anger disappeared by half, and after looking at it, it seemed that there was nothing wrong, so I said: "Okay, it's okay, I'm tired, go upstairs to sleep, you look at this thing." I pointed to the Corpse Fairy. Tofu turned his gaze, only to find that there was a person standing at the door. He got along with the corpse fairy for a long time, and although the corpse fairy was wearing sunglasses, he still recognized it at a glance, jumped up in surprise, and said, "Wood!" Do you still know me? ”

He took off the corpse fairy's sunglasses, and the thing's eyes moved to Tofu's body, and there was no other reaction, but then, as soon as Tofu left, it followed Tofu's movements, but stopped following me upstairs. The one-eyed dragon had already heard what Tofu had said, and when he saw this, he joked: "This corpse fairy is quite nostalgic, does it follow the toilet?" ”

Tofu was quite depressed when he heard this: "Follow, go to the toilet and take a bath, what do you say this is for?" Could it be that the corpse fairy was born for the first time and has a mother-love complex? Just like that little chick, take the first live animal you see after coming out of the shell as your mother? ”

I said, "What do you think, even so, the first thing it saw was Lu Su, you were huddled in a ball and hid behind me, and if you want to love your mother, you are not in love with you." ”

Being reminded by me like this, Tofu scratched his head and said, "Then I don't know what's going on with Lu Dao, do you think this corpse fairy has a brain?" The one-eyed dragon shook his head, indicating that he did not know what to do. I was tired, and I didn't bother to pay attention to them, so I told two words to watch the corpse fairy not have an accident, so I went upstairs to take a bath and sleep, and slept until night.

When I woke up, the shop was closed, and Tofu and the one-eyed dragon were sitting in front of the TV watching the treasure show, when I suddenly found that the corpse fairy was also sitting on the sofa. I was shocked, and said that this corpse fairy has been with me for several days, and has been standing like a log, why did he sit down now?

Touching my gaze, Tofu smiled proudly, beckoned to me, and said, "Lao Chen, come here, I'll put on a show for you." Immediately after, he pointed at me and said to the corpse fairy, "Chen...... ......"I clasped my hands and leaned against the door silently, saying that I would like to see what you can do."

But when I saw Tofu pointing at me and saying my name no less than twenty times in a row, the corpse fairy suddenly spoke: "Chen ...... Hanging ......"

I was startled and said, "Can it talk?" ”

Tofu was very proud, put his arm around the one-eyed dragon's shoulders, and said, "The old dragon and I tossed around it for an afternoon, and we found that its situation is similar to that of autistic children. As long as it is taught, it can still be taught, and we will teach it to sit in the afternoon, otherwise it will always stand next to the pestle, and the people watching it will be disturbed. ”

I exhaled and said, "Okay, I'll leave it to you in the future." ”

Tofu was stunned for a moment and said, "Why? ”

I said, "Aren't mentally handicapped children and autistic children a perfect match?" The one-eyed dragon chuckled and made a smack. Tofu was very depressed, put his arm around the corpse fairy's shoulders, and said, "Wood, he dislikes us." You say he's a psychologically twisted pervert, why do you dislike us? ”

The corpse fairy's eyes moved, but he still didn't react much.

I turned on the computer, started to check the Internet, and chatted with Gu Da Beauty on QQ, without thinking about anything else. The map of the tomb of the giant ear king is in Lu Su's hands, and it is useless to think about it now, but I know it. As long as we master the corpse immortal, Lu Su will take the initiative to come to the door sooner or later.

For a hundred days, at least two or three months, my life will be peaceful.