Happy Spring Festival, everyone~~! All wishes come true, all the best, the Year of the Ox is even more bullish~~~~!!

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I said that I wanted to put the fairy tale that I used to break blindly, cough cough, I can be regarded as having found an opportunity, and now I put it, it is a New Year.

Hey, I know these articles are idiots, cough cough, the text doesn't pay attention to logic and doesn't pay attention to blindly breaking it, but I still hope to make everyone laugh in the New Year's Festival.

：）

This was broken during the Chinese New Year last year, and I took a few friends as prototypes, and I originally broke seven articles, but the quality is getting worse. Ahem, it also takes physical and mental strength to break around...... tears, so I don't let them all go. I'm quite satisfied with a few articles in the past few days.

Again, it's really nonsense......

If you're not laughing, if you're angry...... Ahem, for the New Year, you are a little lighter under the bricks......

Sixteen 90° bowed with dumplings in his mouth and quickly crawled away......

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This one, ahem, I know that it takes a lot of lung capacity to read long sentences, but I always think that long sentences are ...... It's more imposing. Hee-hee. Thank you for your understanding.

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The most perfect day in the world is to stay at home every day and count the money until you have cramps.

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' - Cinderella otaku purple

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The story begins on March 12 of a certain year.

That's right, it was such a beautiful day when the sun was shining and the wind was drizzling, the flowers were blooming, the warblers were singing and the swallows were dancing, and the spring was as deep as the sea, the otaku girl Zi faithfully implemented the basic national policy of wanting to be rich and have fewer children, and planted a tree in the yard.

In fact, the ideal of otaku purple is to get a real cash cow - the kind of magical tree that will drop gold coins in a flash, but unfortunately, this is always just a beautiful ideal.

So, this time she planted just an ordinary hazelnut tree.

Pay attention to this detail, why not an apple tree, not a pear tree or a cherry tree but a hazelnut tree!! Not because the hazelnut tree is easy to feed, not because the nut hazelnut is highly nutritious, but because it is ...... In the spring after the snowstorm, TMD only sells hazelnut trees in the town......

Arbor Day is always a drip, and something is better than nothing.

The idea is simple, the fate is complex.

But in many cases, it is the simple idea that determines the complex fate.

Many years later, when the otaku girl Purple was forced to attend Prince Sunshine's ball because she provided the fairy who stole hazelnuts with a tongs that was convenient for opening hazelnuts, but unexpectedly got a gorgeous opportunity to stay at home for free for a long time, she was full of emotion, and she looked up to the sky and roared deeply to thank the flower and wood dealers who did not go far away to buy because they were lazy......

Of course, the otaku girl who planted the tree back then would not have thought that many years later she would benefit from the hazelnut tree that was bought back because it was the cheapest, and it looked like it was dying at any time, but I have to say that in fact, the magical luck effect of this tree has been manifested from the beginning, although these luck appeared in a relatively concentrated period, but because it was too fragmented to attract the attention of otaku purple, it didn't connect these things.

The first manifestation was that the day after the tree was planted, the businessman father who went to a different place to do business successfully closed a transaction and returned with a shiny gold coin in advance.

If there's any sport that otaku Purple is keen on, it's counting money. Therefore, the otaku girl Zi didn't care about serving warm tea and hot meals to her father, who was in high spirits but dusty, and immediately devoted herself to the business of counting money that made her infinitely happy.

She likes to squint at the sun with the gold coins and repeatedly observe the brilliant and magnificent intoxicating light reflected by them, until she sees a little dizziness, and then reluctantly throws them into the bone china jar one by one, listening to the crisp and pleasant sounds they make when they hit each other, like a heavenly sound.

This time there is a lot of money, and the otaku purple counts to the soft, alas, counting money is also a work that consumes quite ATP, so it's better to sleep to replenish your strength. So she spread the gold coins on the bed, pounced on it, not afraid of the cold or hard, and Meimei would go to Zhou Gong.

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Otaku Purple Purple's father knows his baby daughter's hobbies very well, so he didn't interrupt her movement - in fact, it is very dangerous to interrupt her sport, because once Otaku Purple starts counting money, she will automatically enter the enchantment and be in a state of shielding everything around her, if she breaks the enchantment rashly, she will be regarded as an intruder, and will be attacked by Otaku Purple with the rain of money and money, and the light ones will be paralyzed, and the heavy ones will stop cooking. So after seeing his baby daughter disappearing into the corridor with a cigarette in her hand, the father immediately went back to the room to rest without saying a word.

Along the way, he always felt that something was missing, but he just couldn't remember, alas, people's memory really deteriorates when they get older......

When he opened the door to his room, he had stood for ten minutes without being able to step in, the ceiling was covered with cobwebs, and the dust on the floor was at least as thick as three gold coins stacked on top of each other...... It's not a place for people, god, how long has it been since I cleaned up.

"Tom! Tom!! Tom!!! Daddy began to call the butler's name. It's too much, if you're not at home, these guys won't work if they bully the girl, you must punish it well.

But after shouting for a long time, no one answered. Daddy suddenly remembered, as if he hadn't seen Tom the butler from the moment he entered the door. Must have run to be lazy.

Daddy was so angry that he couldn't accept this reality, and finally decided to go to the kitchen to eat something to soothe his fragile heart, but when he opened the kitchen door, the first thing that caught his eye was that the soup and water had not been wiped off and solidified into heavy oil stains, and then all the silver cutlery had been replaced with iron, but it was rusty because it was not fully dried, and he didn't dare to continue looking at it, but he felt that he was about to collapse.

"Mary! Mary!! Mary!!! Daddy began to call the cook's name. It's too much, it's really not okay to leave the girl alone at home, even the honest cook Mary can be so passive!! It's just that my business line is too long, and it takes more than half a year to go out once, how can it be good in the long run......

He thought about coming out, angrily shouting the names of the servants all the way, but there was no response. Finally, he realized that something was wrong, and realized what he had been feeling was missing—

Servant.

Where did the servants go!!

When he plucked up the courage and decided to break the barrier no matter what, he rushed to the otaku girl Zi's room to consult this question that made him feel distressed, but he saw his baby daughter Otaku Zi lying on the pile of gold coins, drooling soundly, and muttering: "Five hundred and sixty-one, five hundred and sixty-two......"

In fact, waking up the otaku girl Zi who has fallen into a deep sleep is also a "capital crime". However, Daddy really can't wait any longer—the girl will wake up naturally and maybe tomorrow morning, does he want him to be a gray-haired old man in his twilight years, and he has nowhere to rest for the night after being tired and hungry from the journey? - So he still stood at a safe distance and tried to adjust the audio volume so that it would not provoke his daughter, and said: "Girl, wake up, wake up, wake up, that box of money is all yours, you go back and count it slowly, can you explain to me first: why is my room dust?!" Why is the kitchen a mess?! Why are all our servants gone?! ”

The more the father spoke, the more excited he became, and he involuntarily walked up to his daughter, and wanted to cooperate with the action to pick up and drool on the pile of gold coins, but he really didn't find a place to start after looking at it for a long time - the otaku purple wore a loose and dusty robe, and the color was too blurry to see whether it was clean or dirty, and the father finally gave up touching her with a chill.

"Dad, you're so noisy, I'm sleepy!" The otaku girl Zi finally woke up under her father's persistent call, she shook her head, yawned, rubbed her eyes, wiped away the tears oozing from the corners of her eyes, stretched her waist again, pouted dissatisfiedly and said, "You have a lot of questions, ask them one by one." ”

Dad sighed helplessly, and asked cautiously in a fatherly tone, with a little pampering, a little flattering, a little curious, and "Why are you wearing such a ...... Belch...... Such a strangely colored dress? What about those little dresses I bought you? ”

"You have to be vegetarian when you eat vegetables, and you have to wear cloth when you dress. This is a healthy life. The dress is nice and comfortable. "Otaku Purple is the most health-conscious person, thinking of the dress that her father bought her with gold and silver threads and precious stones, she feels painful, so much money is really a waste to wear on her body, it should be directly converted into gold coins...... So she began to express her dissatisfaction:

"Besides, Dad, the dresses you bought are all dragged and scattered, and they are all white, and they will be dirty when you wear them. You know me, I'm the least dirty, and I'll definitely get rid of the stain when I see it. I still wore those drops at first, but after I got all the clean dresses dirty, I couldn't find anything to wear. Luckily, I found this dress in the end, and it was so perfect, comfortable and beautiful - you look at this color, you can't see the usual stains......"

“……==||||” Dad took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and continued to ask, "Why don't you wash your clothes if they're dirty?" ”

"Have you ever seen me do the laundry?"

“…… Then why not let the servants wash? By the way, where are all our servants? Did they bully you? "It could only be the words of a father.

"Oh. Most of them were fired by me. ”

"Fired?!" Dad was very nervous and asked, "Why did you get fired?!" They're bullying you?! "I really feel sorry for my baby daughter, I can't leave her alone at home next time.

(A certain purple: This is the legendary father.) Dear Daddy. Dear Daddy. This is definitely a real father. Identification completed. ）

The otaku girl Zi opened her mouth wide as if she had heard the most surprising thing, and shrugged her shoulders for a while to make an inexplicable expression:

"I don't think it's cost-effective to hire so many people, and a lot of people have a lot of work. I considered merging it, and in the end, after screening, I left the cook Mary alone - because cooking is a technical job, those who can sweep the floor may not be able to cook, but those who can cook will definitely sweep the floor. ”

There's nothing wrong with that logic...... But what about Mary the Cook? "Daddy felt like his head was starting to hurt.

"She's very excessive, she doesn't appreciate me if I give her a double salary!" The past is unbearable to look back on, and the small universe of the otaku girl purple suddenly broke out, and said hatefully: "I gave her a double salary, a double salary, but let her work part-time to buy vegetables, clean, wash clothes, sew clothes and serve flowers and plants." She actually said that I will give you double salary, you will do this for me, will you do this? What kind of attitude is this, wow, I'm an otaku, an otaku, who works for an otaku?! She's a cook, a cook, can a cook not work!! She said that the salary is small, and I have generously given her a double salary, double salary, this is already my bottom line, what do you want, it's not a lot of work! So she said she would resign without adding money, and I happily asked her to resign......"

Daddy's eyes were about to fall, his hands were already shaking, he pointed at the otaku girl Zi tremblingly, tried his best to suppress the evil spirit and said in a more majestic tone, "You don't leave anyone behind, who will do it?!" Look at your clothes, how long has it been since they were washed?! Look at the dust in my room, it's as thick as three gold coins, how long has it been since I cleaned it up?! The kitchen is even more messy, and the point is that there is almost nothing to eat!! I've only been away for so many months, why are you making a mess of your home?! ”

"Nothing like that." Otaku Purple glanced at her room, it's not as bad as Daddy said.

It's just that I don't like to work, in fact, I will simply clean up every ten days and half a month. The point is, the house is too big, and all the rooms can't be cleaned up at once! Gotta take turns to clean up, no! Daddy's room wasn't on the agenda yet—she had already said that it would be a waste to live in such a big house, and that she should convert it into cash and buy a smaller house and a larger cellar where she could store gold coins. Who knew that Daddy wouldn't listen, so Daddy's room was dusty and self-inflicted......

The otaku girl Zi firmly believed that she had done nothing wrong, and then handsomely stretched the sleeves of her clothes and said, "Actually, there is bacon in the kitchen, I can make bacon soup for you by myself, as for the clothes...... I'll have to wait two days before washing it, because I don't see any stains on this garment......"

"I didn't see the stains...... "Daddy's forehead burst into bruises, and he couldn't help but explode." What stains can you see in that color?! If you don't have a stain, it won't get dirty?! Why are you lazy like this?! Look at yourself, look at yourself, where is there still everyone's beautiful appearance?! You're just ...... You're just ...... You're just ......" Daddy didn't take a breath and coughed violently.

The otaku girl purple is still very filial, and she went over to pat the old man on the back.

"You're a 'Greygirl'!!!" Dad really couldn't find a suitable adjective, so he held back for a long time to come up with such a word.

Cinderella - An otaku girl dressed in gray. Otaku Purple thought about it, in fact, this name is still very appropriate.

"You're me off." Daddy finally summed up his arguments, "That's it for today, it looks like I'll have to find a clean room to live in - I hope there's a clean one, let's go out for dinner at night......"

"Don't go out to eat!" Otaku Purple said seriously, "First, I'm an otaku, and I hate going out." Second, going out to eat costs money. We also had bacon ......"

"To hell with your stinginess!!" Daddy's little universe also exploded. However, seeing that the baby daughter immediately fluttered and pulled all the gold coins on the bed together, and pocketed them with the wide hem of her clothes, looking like "I will never give you a child", the father sighed helplessly, "Forget it, don't use this money, I'll go to the old brothers for a drink and let them have a treat!" …… Then pack something and bring it back for you to eat, okay? ”

"Good. I want a little more to eat! "Otaku Purple is actually very, very fond of food, especially free food.

"Hmm. It's just, girl, no matter how stingy you are, you can't live so sloppily. Tomorrow I will go out and hire servants. Looks like we'll have to find a few very capable ones......" Daddy shook his head and thought to himself.

"Old man, I suddenly had a very good idea." Otaku Purple put one arm on her father's shoulder.

"You never seem to have a good idea." Daddy actually just said that, in fact, he knew that this baby daughter seemed to be careless, but she was really good at business, and she still had a lot of good ideas.

"Marry me a stepmother and come back." The otaku girl Zi said earnestly.

“……=_=|||||||” Daddy shuddered, "I'll just say you've never had a good idea." Sure enough...... "Daddy decided to retract the praise he secretly gave to his daughter before, this girl can only have good ideas when she thinks about how to do business, and the rest of the time, her mind is full of strange and inexplicable messy ideas. "What the hell do you want?"

"Obviously, we need a woman who can do the job." Otaku Zi said, specially emphasizing the three words "can work".

"We can hire maids." Daddy said.

"No, I can't. I am categorically opposed. Otaku Purple said, "It must be a stepmother." Because it costs money to hire a maid, and it is natural for stepmother to work, and it is natural that she does not need to be paid, what a perfect cheap labor......"

"You...... You ......" Daddy felt that he had asthma and was always so angry that he couldn't speak, and it seemed necessary to go for a full physical examination.

"You can't just find a stepmother to come in, I ask to be a North Korean stepmother." The otaku girl Zi said seriously, "North Korean women are so virtuous, they don't have to say that they work hard, and the key is to make authentic Korean spicy cabbage......"

"Why not Korean barbecue?" Dad actually likes food drops very much, and food often makes him ignore the main idea and cause the conversation to go off-topic.

"It is said that you must be vegetarian when you eat vegetables, and you must wear cloth when you dress, this is a healthy life." Otaku Purple said. "The point is that meat is too expensive right now......"

"But after this snow disaster, the price of cabbage has doubled...... "Actually, my father is also a very competent businessman."

"No matter how expensive the cabbage is, it will not be more expensive than the price of meat!!!" Otaku Zi thinks that Daddy shouldn't be such a person who can't settle accounts, is he trying to change the topic and not let her talk about her stepmother?! Hmph, this trick doesn't work. The sensitive otaku purple immediately returned to the theme.

"That stepmother, it's better to marry someone with a child. Because if you have a baby, then it takes a lot of money to raise a child, and it's not worth it. Otaku Purple put forward an argument and listed the arguments one by one, "In the same way, it can be seen that the child brought here cannot be a young child, the cost of a young child will not be much less than that of an adult, God knows how much a growing child eats, he can even swallow an elephant." So, this child can't be very small. At the very least, it has to be able to work. In this way, we are actually equivalent to an additional labor force invisibly, no, it depends on the physical fitness of this child, if the physical fitness is not high, it is likely that it can only be regarded as half of the labor force...... But anyway, we don't have labor-intensive jobs, and we don't care about physical strength, so I guess this child can top at least three-quarters of the labor force......"

Daddy just felt a splitting headache.

In the end, the otaku girl Zi finally found her conscience and began to summarize her statement: "In short, I want a hard-working stepmother in North Korea with a child who can't be too young." You can be more beautiful than me, but you can't be darker than me. ”

"But how do you communicate with her?"

"Why should I communicate with her? She just needs to work, how can she work and use my teaching, why do I want her to be a stepmother? Otaku Zi suddenly smiled, "Well, the main thing is that she can understand my orders, I don't need to understand her words." So even if she scolds me, I won't know. If you can't see a stain, it's not a stain, and if you can't understand a swear word, it's not a dirty word. ”

“…………=_=|||||”

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The next day, after washing her face, the otaku girl Zi found that it was a pity that the remaining horizontal white was poured out, so she moved her compassion and decided to water the hazelnut tree, and when she splashed the water under the root of the tree, the Korean industrious stepmother with the young child entered the door.

A middle-aged aunt who can speak the language that the otaku purple can understand,With two years of age, the same age as the otaku purple,The appearance is average,The cultural quality seems to be low,The younger sister who knows very Lori at a glance.。

Otaku Zi looked at the three of them carefully, and then said to her father: "Dad, you can continue to do your business, and leave the family to me." After confirming that Daddy was moved by tears, she turned her head and gave the first order to her free laborers, "Go make a breakfast." ”

The miserable life of the stepmother, mother and daughter in the house girl Zi's family began.

The life of being a cow and a horse for a few months made the stepmother want to cry without tears and ask the sky speechlessly.

If you escape, you can't escape - if you fall into the household register, you will become a black household.

Resistance is also ineffective - this black-bellied stepdaughter has a myriad of treacherous methods, and each time she resists, she gets heavier work.

Eventually, while watering the hazelnut tree one day, she suddenly came up with an idea that she thought was the most clever way to do it—if she couldn't leave, let the demon stepdaughter go.

"I'm going to get her married!! AZ—AZfighting！ The stepmother held the trunk of the tree with one hand and swore to the sky with a clenched fist with the other.

Kesu, Auntie, you really don't know the characteristics of an otaku...... It's a long way to go, you'...... Let's mourn and change.

Amen. >____What is a love token...... That secret weapon, hidden weapon!!

- Author: ••'Why do you have a boot on your head?' '••'How is it possible to have boots?' It's a hidden weapon. '••'But who would use a boot as a hidden weapon?' Again, it's a hidden weapon. '••'But it's a boot! '••'I want my Wang Chongyang to retreat for five years, but I didn't expect that as soon as I came out, I would plot against the enemy, which was a secret weapon. ’……

- A certain purple: This time it's not a hidden weapon, it's a murder weapon. ）

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Prince Frero began his quest to find a wife, starting with door-to-door visits from his royal city, asking all the women to come out and try on a crystal slipper......

When the prince and his party came to the house of the otaku girl Zi, it was very unfortunate that the otaku girl Zi was sleeping.

Therefore, when the prince's entourage read aloud the decree and asked all the women in the house to come out to try on shoes, the window on the top floor opened, and a crystal slipper was left out, and it was in front of the door of the entourage, and then there was a thunderclap: "Be quiet for the old lady, the old lady will sleep!! Stepmother, pick up my shoes and wipe them clean and put them away! NND, early in the morning disturbs people's dreams. ”

Morning...... The prince glanced up at the sun, which was beginning to set in the west—he was speechless, but when he looked down, he suddenly saw the crystal slipper embedded in the face of his attendant......

"Oh my God, your daughter is the person I'm looking for, let her come down and try on shoes!!" The prince excitedly grabbed his stepmother's hand.

Although the prince's handsome face is very attractive, and the prince's electric eyes are also very charming, but the stepmother has not been so dazzled by the beauty that she irrationally disturbs the sleeping otaku girl Purple - it is extremely stupid to take a life for the request of a handsome man.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness, my eldest daughter...... She has to sleep until she wakes up naturally every day, otherwise, it will be terrible......" the stepmother politely refused.

The prince did not say anything, and the guards around him were very dissatisfied. The daughter of a merchant family actually refused the prince's sincere request after beating the prince's personal entourage! This is excessive!! On impulse, the guard rushed upstairs without getting the prince's order, and forced his way into the bedroom of the housemaid Purple to educate this woman who did not understand the rules.

However, the bloody facts once again prove that impulses are the devil wow.

After a loud bang, the guards were thrown down, covered with golden coins, obviously one of the killer tricks of the otaku purple - the goddess scattered flowers and money rain.

"Stepmother! Dig up all the money from him, wipe it clean and put it away, and then throw him out!! Otaku Purple roared upstairs.

Challenge, this is a naked challenge. The prince's warriors felt greatly insulted, so they rushed upstairs together and dragged down the house girl Purple, who was invincible with both fists and four hands.

Prince Ferrero was stupid at first glance, this woman had some dry skin, slightly swollen eyes, completely shapeless hair, and a loose and gray robe...... Well, anyway, when people come down, let's try on the shoes first.

Well, the otaku girl's purple feet are swollen like steamed buns—she was tired from walking home from the palace two days ago—and she couldn't even fit the cuffs of her shoes......

Embarrassment. Prince Frero was desperate.

The most favorable evidence to prove that the otaku girl Purple is the princess of the purple dress is precisely used to prove that she is not.

'Wha, I want to trap the old lady, and I dream! The otaku girl leaned back on the sofa proudly, tilted her head slightly, raised her chin and necked at a 135° angle, half-squinted her eyes, glanced at her stepmother obliquely, and said, "Send off!" By the way, ask for compensation. ”

"That's the action!!" Prince Frero was as excited as if he had discovered a new world, and excitedly grabbed the arm of his entourage, "It's this action of raising his head!" That's how the princess looked up and spoke that day! What a perfect neck, the muscles are tense, the skin is moisturized, the lines are smooth, and the posture is beautiful! I've never seen a second !! ”

(——Author:==|||||, dear prince, if you also frequently use your chin to give your stepmother instructions to work every day, your neck line will also be trained so tight and elegant...... ）

Otaku Purple froze on the sofa, completely unexpecting that a habitual action would reveal her identity.

"Invite this lady back to the palace for tea." Prince Frero said gracefully to the attendants.

When a group of people rushed over to set up the otaku purple, the otaku purple looked up to the sky in despair and shouted: "Little fairy, you play me, I don't want a moonlight belly black mature man!!! ”

"That's right. It's this princess. Prince Frero smiled like a flower, "That's how she called me affectionately and affectionately that day......"

“……=_=||||…… God, let me die!!! ”

Cangtian did not let the otaku purple die, but let the otaku purple be stuffed into the prince's carriage.

"Be my princess."

…… Please, Prince, are you a little sincere? It's okay to change the soup without changing the medicine, why don't you even change the soup?!

"I just like sunny shota." Otaku purple has always been very dedicated.

"Am I not sunny enough?" Freiro smiled brightly, and the sun shone through the car window, spilling all over his body, and his handsome face shone like gilded - so sunny.

“…… Well, Kesu, when there is moonlight, you will become as gloomy as a vampire...... belly and black belly, "Otaku Purple wants to be sunny all day long."

"What is a black belly?" No matter how brazen Prince Frero is, he can't take the word as a compliment.

"Illiterate." Hum. I don't even know the word.

"My skin is very white, my whole body is white, and my belly is white...... "Prince Frero said earnestly.

"Hooligans."

"......" Prince Frero swore to heaven that he was really a serious man, and this was true...... I had to change the subject," ...... That, dear, it's only werewolves who transform in the moonlight, I'm not ......"

"Who said that?! Who said that only werewolves transform in the moonlight?! Otaku Purple glared at Freiro with contempt, no knowledge and no common sense, "And Sailor Moon - I punish you on behalf of the moon!! ”

“……>_<|||||”

The splendid carriage swayed happily towards the splendid palace.

This is the end of our story.

Not? Will the prince and princess, you ask, live happily ever after?

Otaku purple will definitely be. Because her wish has come true!

In fact, it is not her pursuit to press the prince under her, she thinks it is more practical to press the prince's money under her.

Now the otaku girl Zi happily lives in the gorgeous palace every day, counting the gold coins handed in by the taxpayers, and her hands cramp, and the servants who serve her hardly have to consume any of her capital - the whole world is not the king's land, the shore of the land is not the king's ministers, it is her private property. In addition, she also got an extra prince who was extremely sunny in front of her.

Is there a happier day in the world?

As for the prince, it's hard to say...

However, watching the fierce prince who was still pointing out the country in front of the ministers just now turned around and returned to the harem and turned into a supple little lamb on the altar, kneeling beside his queen house girl Zi with a sunny smile, playing a fan for a while, peeling grape skins for a while, telling a joke for a while, beating his back and pinching his legs diligently for a while, and then occasionally stealing a bite of her pink cheeks or perfect neck when the queen was not paying attention, when the queen came back to his senses and glared at him, although a trace of blush appeared on his face, But it will also show the very proud and sloppy expression of a child who has stolen candy......

I guess he's happy, too. (*^__^*)

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