Happy Spring Festival, everyone~~! All wishes come true, all the best, the Year of the Ox is even more bullish~~~~!!

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It's still a fairy tale.

It's still the same sentence, I know that these articles are idiots, the text doesn't pay attention to logic and doesn't pay attention to blind breaking, but I still hope to make everyone laugh in the New Year's Festival.

：）

And again, it's really nonsense......

If you're not laughing, if you're angry...... Ahem, for the New Year, you are a little lighter under the bricks......

The feeble Sixteen quickly crawled away......

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How could you not have seen me gentle?! How gentle I am after gnawing on the poisoned apple.

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' - Snow White's sister died

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There are still 2 minutes left until the live broadcast.

"Lights! Photography! Host ready!! …… Belch? What about the hosts? What about the hosts? ”

"It's coming, it's coming!"

"What's wrong with you? I said you're an author, why are you here to join in the fun? Didn't you invite Zhang Yue from "Half the Sky"? ”

"The producer said I could hold up half the sky......"

After some negotiations, there are still 30 seconds left before the live broadcast.

"It's too late, gotta, stop grinding, just make do with it."

There are 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second left until the live broadcast......

Kangsang Amida, Music~~~

The live broadcast begins.

"Dear viewers and friends, welcome to the No. 1 rated talk show "I Break, I Break, I Break", the No. 1 rated talk show in Ge'an Forest!! Stick out your thumb, index finger, and little finger and shout with me: I break, I break, I break, oh yes!! ”

(——Author: Ge'an Forest, Grimm-Hans Christian Andersen Forest, Evendrop Virtual Fairy Tale World.) PS: I find your name really good, so I decided to let you be the spokesperson of Ge'an Forest. HOHO~~~）

"Today we have a mysterious guest, that is, the omniscient know-it-all - the magic mirror!! Please give it the warmest applause!! ”

"Hello everyone, dear viewers! I want to kill you guys!! New Year's greetings to you!! ”

“…… Okay, thank you, I'm sure you've already guessed our topic today, yes, our topic today is Snow White...... Now, I would like to invite the Witch's personal assistant, Magic Mirror, who has been fighting on the front line of the vicious witch queen for many years, to tell you the story that the witch queen and Snow White have to tell...... Applause again......"

Here's today's story**********************

"The magic mirror tells me, who is the toughest person in the world?"

"To date? Of course it's you, my most powerful Majesty. ”

Always remember that being fierce is the highest compliment to a witch.

Therefore, whenever Her Majesty the Mighty Witch Queen hears the magic mirror say this auspicious phrase "you are the strongest", she will be extremely happy.

However, happiness is always short-lived.

As a new generation of fierce Snow White grew up, Her Majesty the Witch Queen never heard her favorite words from the honest magic mirror.

Now, the dialogue looks like this:

"The magic mirror tells me, who is the toughest person in the world?"

"To date? Of course, your stepdaughter, Snow White, has died, my Majesty, the most powerful queen of all times. ”

"Holy, why ever?! Why? Why? Why the hell is that?! ”

"Because now your stepdaughter, Snow White, is more powerful than you."

"TMD, you're really not a thing, I know that I hate to hear you say that someone is tougher than me!!"

"Yes. I know. But I'm a mirror of truth. ”

"You're mad at me on purpose!!"

"It's because you're too careful. I have always been the most loyal. To prove it, I'll tell you a secret that has been hidden for many years - in fact, I am a party member......"

"Ahh......h

Such conversations are constantly brought up by the depressed Witch Queen, but they always end with her frenzy.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the young phoenix is clear in the old phoenix.

There is no way, the growing Snow White sister is indeed a strong person, and I have to say that her toughness grows ...... with her age - there is no most strong, only more strong!

In many cases, this thing is not because of the lack of education, and Snow White's sister is such a typical example. She is tough, mainly because when her mother was pregnant with her, she made a wish that should be very correct at a time that was not necessarily wrong, but unfortunately her mother chose someone to choose a reckless girl as a personal maid, and this maid disrupted this correct wish-

It was a long, long time ago, when the former queen of the Tottley Empire, who was pregnant with her sister, sat by the window one day in winter and mended baby clothes. She has already given birth to twelve sons, so she very much hopes to have a beautiful daughter this time. As soon as she was distracted, the sewing needle pierced her index finger, and blood gushed out, lining her fingers like white jade. So, she began to make a wish:

"Immortals, I want to have a daughter whose hair is as black and shiny as this ebony window frame, her skin as crystal clear as snow, and her lips as red and moving as this drop of blood."

Her maid was startled, and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you must not make a wish for an unborn child in winter, and listen to the old man, the temper of a child born in this way will become as bad as a winter blizzard......

In fact, this is really just a feudal superstitious idea with no scientific basis.

Her Majesty, who was highly educated, did not believe it all, but when it came to children, her mother was always genuinely afraid, so she hurriedly stopped talking and did not dare to mention this wish again.

However, it was too late.

Sometimes it just so happened that the queen happened to have a trainee god passing by when she was making a wish......

This apprentice immortal, who had little experience and was eager to accumulate performance so as to strive for an early promotion, immediately recorded the conversation between the queen and the maid very enthusiastically.

Because the immortal's questionnaire is not authentic enough, and the project division is not detailed enough, these two sentences were filled in the same column by this trainee immortal who does not have enough time and is not skilled in business, and it becomes a wish......

Thereupon......

Born a few months later, Snow White's sister died, with hair as black and shiny as ebony window frames, skin as crystal clear as snow, lips as red as blood, and a bad temper as bad as a winter blizzard.

……

This story teaches us that we must be cautious in our words and deeds!! Also, feudal superstitions can kill people......

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Snow White's mother broke the Guinness World Record at the time with the excellent results of fifteen years and thirteen children, and twelve consecutive sons, but because of serious overdraft, she couldn't afford to get sick, and finally died at the age of 36 due to ineffective treatment.

Two years later, the Fierce Witch married into the Tottley Empire and became the new queen of the empire, that is, the new stepmother of thirteen children. And her dowry is a very magical mirror that knows everything and knows everything.

(- Magic Mirror: It's just a couple.)

- Author: I know, I know. Everyone on earth knows that...... ）

Originally, Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen was "let the wind and waves rise, sit firmly in the Diaoyutai", and has always maintained the position of the first sister of the fierce rivers and lakes, but the new generation of the Fierce Princess and the Princess, because of her "natural beauty", soon reached the first-class level, and finally surpassed Her Majesty the Witch Queen and won the crown of the world's toughest people.

One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, even if it is one male and one female. Not to mention that there are two tigresses here.

Her Majesty, the fierce witch queen who was threatened, began to have tea and dinner, and could not sleep at night. How to get rid of Snow White's sister has become a piece of her heart.

Assassination is impossible, assassinating witches is unprofessional, and besides, Taimei Yao has twelve brothers...... If the plan goes bankrupt and is beaten by a group...... The witch soon abandoned the assassination plan.

Witches are good at curses. Then curse it.

But the curative effect of the curse is too slow, this Snow White sister is too strong to be congenitally strong, and no matter how much she regulates the day after tomorrow, she can't reduce the strength index a little.

After countless sleepless nights, Her Majesty the Witch Queen finally came up with a way to move the bed of "others" out of the bed if no one else was allowed to sleep on the side of the couch!!

"Our slogan, marry the sister!" Her Majesty the Witch Queen bared a mouthful of white teeth and said to the magic mirror.

(——A certain Yao: You are lazy, and the stepmother of the otaku purple used this trick before.) You don't want a new bridge!

- Author: Well, the thinking patterns of stepmothers are all similar, but failures have their own failures. You'll see. ）

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The king was very disagreeable about marrying his most beloved youngest daughter so early.

However, Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen cleverly changed the concept and tampered with the sentence "become famous as soon as possible" in Zhang Ailing's famous quotations as "marry as soon as possible", and wrote a special essay of tens of thousands of words with this title, which finally deeply touched the king's love for his daughter, and made him nod and agree that for the happiness of his daughter, she must be married off very early.

"I have to ask which country's prince is weaker, but I can't let my baby suffer too young." The king is his own father. Pure daddy. The father of the abundant forests of Ge'an.

"Besides, this prince must be weak, but his body must not be too weak, if my baby punches him twice, he will stop cooking, and he will feel no sense of accomplishment." What a considerate father, if your father is like this, what more can you ask for?

However, his father has good intentions, and his daughter has no appreciation.

"I don't want to marry someone weaker than me!! I can't even beat me, how can I be my sister's husband?! It's a shame to take it out!! I want to compete to recruit relatives! He can only marry me if he defeats me! "My sister is angry.

"It's not advisable to recruit relatives in martial arts, Yang Kang Mu Nianci is a lesson from the past!!" My father gave an example.

"Why don't you mention Lei Tingting and Fang Shiyu?" The sister pouted, this is the ditch of the Su Dai Wow Dai Gap.

"Lei Tingting didn't go to the ring by herself!" It's not like my father hasn't seen a movie.

"Lei Tingting has a stepmother, and I have it too. Then let my stepmother go to the ring. "Tai Mei Yao actually despises the fierce witch stepmother, but in the face of interests, you must unite in order to win-win.

“…… No, I'm firmly against it, what if I recruit a Miao Cuihua to cuckold me?! No, no one can go! You just can't compete to recruit relatives! "My father has a firm stance and a strong fighting spirit.

"Then I'll cry." The sister pretended to be weak.

"If you want to cry, you can cry. I'll buy you a super flexible facial tissue that can't get rid of crumbs. "Daddy King has a lot of money.

"Then I'm on a hunger strike." The sister pretended to be ruthless.

"If you don't like it, we won't eat it, I'll give you glucose!" The king has a lot of means to drop.

"Then I'll run away from home!" The sister pretended to be rebellious.

"Your wings are stiff, aren't they?! Father, I'm for your own good, why are you so ignorant?! You've thought about it for me! From this day onwards, the castle is closed and no one is allowed to enter or leave without my autographed gold medal! "My father, the king is very angry......

As a result, Snow White's sister was locked up and confined.

This story teaches us that we don't have to be angry when it's okay, and when my father is angry, the consequences are also very serious.

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Jailbreak. Jailbreak. Jailbreaking is fashionable. Jailbreaking is trending.

However, how can it be more than that?

Wear the prison floor! …… That's an otaku.

Fly the eaves and go to the wall! …… That's Supergirl.

The sound of blood and tears is calling, crying down the Great Wall only for ten thousand! …… That's Meng Jiangnu......

>_ I have long said that I am a mirror of seeking truth from facts, and I am a party member who only tells the truth...... ）

"What, I still have something to discuss with you......" Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen plucked up the courage to start lobbying, "I've looked at the feng shui and calculated, the location of your wooden house is not very good, if you want to move it, you will attract wealth and good ......luck."

"You don't understand anything like you? I'm telling you, I'm so good at feng shui here! But you should look for Feng Shui first, what is in your house is slanted, I think your head is full of dark clouds, and your luck is very bad. "In order to study the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School, Tai Mei Yao specially learned the Qimen Dunjia Five Elements Bagua Astrology and Physiognomy all over the world, even if it is not a whole fairy, it is also a half-fairy, and it is also a professional!

“…… Well, it's been very unlucky lately...... "Her Majesty the Witch Queen is related, and she should really ask a master to analyze it," then how do you think I should crack it? ”

"Hmph, let's find your two hundred and five hexagram masters. This is called the gathering of likes. I'm not going to receive two hundred and five!" The eldest sister raised her chin and pouted, and said again, "I will not send it far, and I will have a good journey." ”

"I, I, I want to discuss something with you, please move the wooden house a hundred meters or so to the north...... Just a hundred meters......" Her Majesty the Witch Queen decided to be direct, but the more she talked, the more she lost confidence.

"To the north?" Tai Mei Yao fell into deep thought, and only said slowly after a while, "It seems that your hexagram master is not exactly two hundred and five, and there is indeed a feng shui treasure land one hundred meters to the north......

Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen looked excited, but she didn't expect the blind cat to meet the dead mouse and flicker to the point, it seems that her luck has not been bad lately.

"But it costs to move, and you pay for it?" My sister asked.

"Huh? Oh, oh, of course, of course, how much, you mention! ”

"Gold coins are also very troublesome, so you can just give me your diamond ring." Tai Mei said, "I can find someone to redeem it." ”

"Didn't I give you a comb......

"! That comb is a thank you gift for me training you! And settling-in money are two different things! I'm going to have a diamond ring! Give me a diamond ring and I'll move it right away! ”

"......=0=|||||" Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen repented of her intestines, and barely squeezed out a sentence from between her teeth, "I was afraid that I would lose it on the road, so I didn't bring it out......"

"Are you afraid that I will ask you!" Tai Mei smiled evilly, picked up a wine bottle and skimmed it, "Is my memory as bad as yours?" You've been complaining about the small size of the gold ring, and it's usually difficult to take it off, so how can it fall off?! Look at the red and swollen marks on your fingers, you were taken captive!! ”

“……=0=|||||” Why did Mi let her have such a smart and tough stepdaughter......

(——A certain Yao: Even not strong, even not strong, even very gentle.) In fact, this is all arranged by the director...... ）

"You're so insincere! ! Don't let me see you again! Otherwise, see one hit at a time!! ”

With that, she turned and went into the house, slamming the door shut.

Her Majesty's first negotiation plan in Her Majesty's life ended in a breakdown.

This story tells us that plans don't change quickly, and it's necessary to prepare with both hands.

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Difficulties are like springs, if you are weak, they will be strong.

Never be discouraged and never give up. Her Majesty the Witch Queen is determined that perseverance is victory!

Based on the fact that failure is the mother of success, Her Majesty the Witch Queen has painstakingly summarized the reasons for the two failures, and strived to find a successful mother from them.

After tumbling in the vast sea of information for three days and three nights, Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen crawled out with swollen bags and dark circles under her eyes, and laid out a new battle plan.

Snow White's sister is very fond of picking apples freshly, and it just so happens that there is no apple planting in the mountainous area where Snow White's sister is located, so bringing apples to the door to lobby will increase favorability, and then endure the pain of cutting love and sending a diamond ring, it will definitely be successful.

Carrying a basket of top-quality apples that had just been picked for less than fifteen minutes, the stepmother reappeared in front of the dwarf's cabin.

"Apples?" The younger sister moved her gaze from the basket to her stepmother's face expressionlessly.

"Vegetarian drops, vegetarian drops, just vegetarian apples!! Fresh picks, even one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one, one by one

"Who told you I like Apple? Didn't you tell you to do market research first? Tai Meiyao was still expressionless, "By the way, I will take your tongue straight and then speak, don't pretend to learn the Taiwanese accent." ”

“……=。 =||||I hate it, how can people have a Taiwanese accent......" The stepmother pursed her lips, then took out a printed report, waving it excitedly, "I read the market research report very seriously, it says that you like to pick apples the most?!" I've hired a great investigator!! ”

"......" Taimei took the report expressionlessly, glanced at it, and suddenly her cheeks twitched, twitched, twitched, and the amplitude of the twitching became bigger and bigger, and finally became hilarious: "Whahahaha, you are a very powerful investigator must be using pinyin input method!" There are typos! There are typos! I love freshly squeezed apples! 'Squeeze, zha'! Juicing you know what! Juicing! Your investigator typed an extra 'i', which became a pick-up 'zhai', which is fresh!! Wowha, laugh at me!! Please, is it okay to catch insects before you make a report!! ”

Freshly squeezed (zha) apples.

Freshly picked apples.

Pinyin input method kills people, resolutely promote the five-stroke input method.

“……=0=|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||” What a failure. What a failure. The failures are too much to lose.

"I never eat whole apples." The eldest sister raised her chin and gave her stepmother a roll of her eyes, "You disappear in front of my eyes as soon as possible, don't let me 'please' you go." ”

Embarrassment. Orz。 The stepmother fell to the ground and cried.

"Let's talk about it again, please, I'm very sincere, I brought you if you like the diamond ring, and if you don't like the whole apple, I can cut it for you." The stepmother pleaded, "Just give me a chance." ”

“…… Well, come in. "My sister hasn't tasted apples for a long time, so I miss it.

The stepmother was grateful, and as soon as she entered the house, she directly took out the plate and fruit knife, and began to cut the apples, split them in half, then cut them into strips, then cut them into cubes, and then inserted toothpicks......

"It really doesn't fit my aesthetic." Tai Mei Yao has a very high vision. "I asked for stars in the slices of apples."

"......=0=|||||" The stepmother was puzzled, "What rice star?" ”

"You're mentally retarded. Identification completed. Looks like I'm going to have to go into battle myself. "Tai Mei Yao held the case with her left hand and used the knife with her right hand to cut an apple in half, and the apple was spread out, and sure enough, it was a star pattern. Tai Mei Yao continued to cut down, one by one shiny, and the table was full of small stars. In the end, she put down the knife and said to her stepmother, "Usually pay attention to the accumulation of literature, take a look at the 'Yu Dan's Analects' in "Hundred Lectures", and don't keep watching garbage programs like "I Break, I Break, I Break......"

(— Host Author: ......=.) =||||||

——Column producer: ......=0=|||||

- The Magic Mirror of Storytelling: I am a mirror of seeking truth from facts, and I have one thing to say and one 。。。。。。 ）

"Cut." The stepmother is the gold medal supporting role of this station, the iron-beaten stepmother and the princess of the flowing water, although she is always abused to death and live, but the stepmother still resolutely supports this column.

"Damn, are you disdainful?" The sister played a knife flower and looked violent, which was a sign before the outbreak of the small universe, "You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my recommendation!" ”

“…… I didn't ......" The stepmother was still scared, and immediately changed her words, "I ...... I...... I was wrong, spare me. ”

"Hmph, where is it so cheap?! Come over here and let me give you a cross scar, and then I'll consider whether or not to spare you. The sister said fiercely.

"Don't!! Help me!!! Help me!!!!! The stepmother pulled her neck and shouted. But she forgot that the report clearly stated that the dwarfs were sent out to hunt every day by the princess, and they were not allowed to come back until dark......

"You shout, shout, shout, and no one will come to save you!! Wha. The sister looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

In desperation, the stepmother copied all the items within reach around her and threw them at the younger sister.

Plate!

I'm hiding!

Wine bottles!

I'm flashing!

Diced apples!

I ......

Belch...... The apple was a little small, and the lady didn't hold it, and it slid into her throat......

The sister fell straight down like this......

The stepmother panicked, and when she saw that her sister had fallen, she didn't care about taking a closer look, so she turned around and ran away......

I didn't hear my sister say in a voice thinner than a mosquito: "TMD, my throat is stuck, help me knock it out......"

When the Wudang Seven Heroes came back, the Tai Mei was already stuck and dying, and she didn't even have the strength to speak. The Wudang Seven Heroes naturally thought that their toughest and greatest boss had passed away.

"Boss, you can't leave us behind!!!!" A mournful cry came from the cabin and echoed through the forest for a long time.

……

This story teaches us that the devil is in the details。。。。。。。

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Of course, the coffin of a glass man with a crystal heart must be crystalline.

The next day, the Wudang Seven Heroes placed the "remains" of their eldest sister, Snow White, in a gorgeous crystal coffin for posterity to see.

The funeral will be held in the afternoon, and in the morning is the farewell concert of the body, and the Wudang Seven Heroes jointly performed the song and dance "Come Back Soon".

This is exactly what it is:

The sound of blood and tears called, thinking of the previous dust and liver and intestines.

The sky has no eyes and is jealous of talents, and the great man is gone.

While he was crying, a dark prince appeared in front of the cabin with a group of black-suited retinues with axes in hand.

"There is a ringing horse!" Dwarf Seven was the first to warn. As a result, he was skimmed by a guard with an axe, and he was silent.

The six dwarfs immediately jumped out of the house and set up a long snake formation, and the dwarf No. 1 shouted, "Who is here?" Get your name in! ”

"This is Prince Felix of the Rose Empire! You don't know Mount Tai with eyes, so why don't you kneel down and make amends to His Royal Highness the Prince! One of the guards shouted.

"We are the citizens of the Taotli Empire, kneeling to heaven and earth, kneeling to the monarch, kneeling to the boss, and never kneeling to foreigners!"

"Well said, if you have ambition, I won't be difficult for you, I'll pass by here, ask for a glass of water and leave." Prince Felix dismounted gracefully, but politely walked straight into the wooden house without looking at the dwarfs.

Soon there was a scream from inside the house: "Oh my God!!!!!!!!! ”

The trained retinue immediately rushed in, but saw Prince Felix pointing to the crystal coffin with a smile on his face, and said, "What a perfect wax specimen!! This craftsmanship is very first-class, this body proportion, this detail and appearance, can be called a classic!! Carry it back for me. ”

The entourage responded to the call, and the Wudang Six Heroes were not happy!

(——A certain Yao: Why isn't it Seven Heroes?)

- Author: Xiao Qi has an axe on his head and draws on the ground, don't you see?

- A certain child: You, the old lady is pretending to be a corpse now, and now she opens her eyes to see that it is a corpse!

- Author: Hmm, you hold on a little longer, it's fast, it's fast...... ）

"Thief! You are thieves!! Dwarf Four shouted.

"Wrong." Prince Felix elegantly flicked his bangs, "If you don't tell you to steal, that's a thief." We forcibly take things away in front of the master without the permission of the master, which is called robbery, so we are not thieves, but robbers. ”

“……>_____<

The name is solved, and the next step is to set a common goal.

"Let's go back to Mezemet and seize power, and you can invest as much as you want." Tai Mei Yao suggested.

“…… Kill back?! If I can destroy them, I will not run away from home! I have eight elder brothers, known as Tianlong Babu! Prince Felix said dejectedly, "I'm Little Jiujiu...... We are the heirs of Kowloon......"

“……”=。 =|||||

"Why don't you go back to Matley? You have a lot of land, too. I don't mind the inverted door. Prince Felix's eyes lit up.

“…… I have twelve older brothers...... Known as the Twelve Arhats...... "The younger sister sighed, "I am the thirteenth sister...... Do you think it's easier to beat eight people, or is it easier to beat twelve? ……”

“…… Then come back with me......" Prince Felix's eyes dimmed again.

"Actually, we can be happy without money!" Tai Mei Yao suddenly said, "We can find some interesting games." ”

"For example?"

"Abuse stepmother."

……

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On that day, Her Majesty the Witch Queen fled back to the castle in a panic, and consulted the magic mirror in a panic:

"The magic mirror and the magic mirror tell me, will my sister chase me back and beat me?"

"To date? No. My Most Powerful Majesty. ”

"That's fine...... Belch? What do you call me? ”

"My Mightiest Queen, Your Majesty."

"No adjectives?! Didn't add 'were', didn't add 'local'? What does this mean?! ”

"You're the toughest man in the world."

"Huh?! Are you sure? Are you sure? Did I really wait for this day?! Thank you to all TV, thank you to my company, thank you to my assistant, thank you to my agent, thank you to all the stepmother fans, thank you to all the audience friends in front of the TV. Without your support and love, I would not have been able to achieve the results I have today......"

“…… Thanks almost......"

"Kesu, I still have to ask, what about my sister?"

"She is now only half breathing, between the two realms, a living dead, a separate species, and cannot be attributed to humans...... So you're the toughest ......."

“……”=_=|||||||

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Her Majesty the Witch Queen felt relieved that she had no worries, and began to live a comfortable life of eating, drinking, and sleeping well.

However, happiness is always short-lived—yes, it's the same line, because it's so classic, and truth is not afraid to be repeated over and over again......

About touching the princess sister is almost dead, Her Majesty the Fierce Witch Queen feels that she must be dominating the world in the world, so she stands in front of the magic mirror and starts the classic dialogue:

"The magic mirror tells me, who is the toughest person in the world?"

"You are by far the toughest man in the Tautoli Empire. But the toughest man in the world is the new princess of the Nine Princes of the Mezeme Empire. My Majesty, the Queen, who was once the most fierce in the world, is now the most powerful in the region. ”

"Holy, why? Why? Why the hell is that?! ”

"It's fate. You are a natural supporting character. You don't have the life to be the main character. ”

"TMD, why don't you lie to me? Even if it's just a small bit......"

"That's not going to work, because I'm a mirror of facts. I'm a party member......"

……

"Okay, the most powerful in the Tautoli Empire is fine." Her Majesty the Witch Queen comforted herself and said, "Be content, man." ”

Then, she made an extremely irresponsible decision to abandon the pit.

Don’t wait for prosperity to care for the things important to you.

It didn't take long for Her Majesty the Witch Queen to receive an invitation that read "The Summit of the Toughest People in All Nations".

She was very happy to see this title, so she dressed up and went happily.

At the banquet on the first day of the summit, she met the toughest person in the world, the new princess of the ninth prince of the Mei Zemei Empire, and the gift that the princess had prepared for her - iron ballet shoes that burned red on the fire.

……

Line breaks.

Dawn.

The body of the witch's stepmother was sent back to China.

Since then, the prince and princess have lived happily ever after.

That's it for us.

Back to the live stream**********************

"Uh, why is it dawning?"

"Because this paragraph is too bloody to fit a fairy tale of river crabs. The director deleted it, and the director said that although the 20-minute violent scene was deleted, it would not affect the whole story. ”

"Deleting 20 minutes doesn't affect the story?" (The author is angry, writing so long in vain!) The director was making a look, and the author immediately changed his words,)" ...... Oh, oh, oh, what, that, that's how the story ends? ”

"Of course. This is the story that Her Majesty the Witch Queen and Snow White's sister have to tell. The witch's stepmother has stopped cooking, and the story is not over? Do you want Bai Xuegong to star in a one-man show? If you want to watch your married life, go watch "Yinyu's Happy Life", then it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Uh, okay, this story has a lot of meaning, and every paragraph has some famous sayings. So, what does this complete story tell us? ”

"This whole story tells us that pit products are very important !!"

"Huh? ……”

"If the stepmother can always persist and resolutely be the toughest person in the world, maybe this will not be the end. However, after digging the pit, she actually filled in only one layer of soil - satisfied with the level of the toughest man in the Tottley Empire, and then abandoned the pit unscrupulously, and this shameful behavior determined her final tragic end!! ”

"Uh...... As the witch's assistant, do you have any other thoughts on her death? ”

"I am saddened by her death. Now that everyone is talking about her, it can be seen that her behavior as a counterexample is thought-provoking. We should all despise her abandonment. From the point of keeping the pit product, you will be able to become a person who is of great benefit to the reader. A person's ability is big or small, but as long as he has a pit, he is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who is free from low-level interests, and a person who is beneficial to readers. ”

"Great, that's so well said. is worthy of being a party member, Chairman Mao's books are memorized! ”

"To be polite and polite, memorizing quotations is a basic requirement for a party member."

"Well, too...... Okay, thanks again Comrade Magic Mirror!! It's rare for you to be able to come to the show, and now allow me to ask a classic question - this is also a question that all the viewers of the "I Break, I Break, I Break" show are very concerned about: Magic Mirror Magic Mirror tells me, who is the most blind person in the world? ”

"Of course it's you, my most blind cerebral palsy author."

"Thank you, thank you, I also think I'm the best person to mess around............ Kesu, why add the adjective cerebral palsy? ==||||”

"Because I'm a mirror of truth. I'm a party member......"

“………………=0=………… No way!!!!! ”

The moderator, the author, is on a rampage. The scene spiraled out of control.

"What, photography stopped, almost stopped, insert advertisements!! Fast!!! …… Pinch off, pinch off ,......"

"Good Producer ......"

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