With a million points of entanglement, I still called Diao Chen, he had just returned from injury, and he was very busy, but he was able to talk to me while answering questions with others, the key is that his thoughts and words are extremely clear, and he shuttles freely between two things that have nothing to do, which is so powerful that he is against the sky.

Under the pretext that he wanted to invite him to dinner to make up for his broken leg, he was silent on the phone for a long time before asking: "Are you sure I will pay for it?" It seemed to be the after-effects of my frequent deception, but this time I said very generously: "You can come empty-handed, and I will let you eat and go back." ”

It is said that the most loving thing is rubbing rice, and sure enough, Diao Chen took the time to come on time, I stuttered and handed him the menu, at this time, I don't care that servile and flattering bones are a derogatory term, as long as I serve this uncle well, there is hope for my happy life.

Diao Chen is a shrewd person, knowing that I won't do such a loss-inducing thing for no reason, and he is really calm, and he is full of wine and food before he asks seriously: "Say, what's bad to hold back?" ”

"You're so discerning." I hurriedly flattered, "How busy you are usually, you have to make up for it." "Nonsense, if you don't fatten, how can you drag it out and sell it?

He didn't accept my kindness, and still said defensively: "Skip the prelude and get straight to the point." ”

Since he is so straightforward, I am embarrassed to twist it, but I still want a roundabout tactic, and I said instead: "I think I really like Dong Zhuo, no matter what, in the end, fight hard, don't make an honest blind date, it's good for me to watch that TV show, go to the queue earlier, and when it's your turn, you won't be too old." ”

Diao Chen was probably frightened by my words, and asked noncommittally, "You?" Blind date? That's "Don't Disturb"? Come on, everyone follows the script, and you're really too out of the way. ”

I couldn't help but chuckle in my heart, I was just throwing bricks and bricks, and I also led him to such a string of nonsense, so self-sacrificing, why is it so painful? Unwilling to be belittled by him, he held his head high and said: "I am called unique like this, if I don't believe it, I will definitely be the most popular female guest." ”

He laughed for a long time, and said without even breathing: "Okay, I will be a male guest when you appear." ”

"If you become a heart, you can't get along with me, and if you say this, Dong Zhuo and I have to be." I was a little swearing, and Diao Chen also said seriously: "I was serious just now, I really want to see you dress up like a monkey and press the shape of the lamp." ”

Resisting the urge to step on his feet, he continued to the next topic: "How did you think about it last time I mentioned it to you?" ”

"What's the matter?"

I'm a little anxious, how long has it been, how could he forget it with his memory, I reminded: "It's to persuade you to find a girlfriend quickly, you think, I'm here and Dong Zhuo is about to do that, if your mother knows, how sad she is, it's better for you to bear the brunt, your mother is angry and reluctant to do anything to you." ”

He pondered for a while, squinted his eyes and said, "I said that there are ghosts here, dare to love you want me to be a meat shield, beautiful to you." ”

Seeing that he refused to obey and behaved very shrewdly, I could only make my words clear and say: "I have a senior sister who has taken a fancy to you, and I have to be a matchmaker." If you eat my food, you will have to pay the debt. ”

He looked at me like a bandit, and said to me in a tone that turned into a bandit in only a fraction of a second: "So you are waiting for me here, what kind of blind date is, you must be patting your chest and talking big, now beg me to give you a round." Bu Xiaolu, you haven't changed the head you took to squeeze the door last time? With this IQ, you dare to brag about the market, and I'm ashamed of you. ”

Seeing that the negotiations were at an impasse, he could only understand it with reason: "It's so good to introduce you to someone, you should be so moved." ”

He snorted coldly from his nose, got up to leave, and finally threw down a sentence: "I have been impressed by your nosy skills." ”

In the first round, he was temporarily defeated.

However, I am born with a spirit of repeated defeats and battles, and the more frustrated I become, the more courageous I become, in my mother's words, it is a dead face, a dead beggar for nothing. Within two days, I developed a new tactic, and went into battle again, this time I learned smartly, and said that the monk could not run the temple, in order to prevent him from brushing his sleeves again, I directly copied his nest and sat at his house to wait.

As soon as I entered the door, I met Aunt Liu, a part-time worker in his family, and when she saw me, her eyes were the same as the current disaster star, and she was very unwelcome. Fortunately, I was also used to it, so I occupied Diao Chen's sofa, lay down and pretended to be dead, and waited silently for her to finish her work. Before leaving, she said disgusted to me, "I don't have any other requirements, just lie still." ”

It happened that he had a sudden inspiration, and replied casually: "I know that life lies in not moving." Then I heard her hide her face and run away. Oh yes, won again.

finally waited for Diao Chen to return from work, and I finally tossed his family almost over. He was not surprised by my appearance, and without even raising his eyes, he asked me what I wanted to eat, and I calmly said, "Anyway, if you cook, I am too embarrassed to choose, but if there is a abalone cucumber winged belly, it will be complete." ”

He glanced at me: "Tu Lao Hat." As he spoke, he took out the garlic sprouts from the refrigerator and handed them to me, instructing, "If you want to eat, you have to do it, don't think about waiting for it to be ready." ”

"I also have to do the rough work of picking vegetables!"

"Rough work has to be done roughly!"

I really want to stab him to death with a garlic sprout!

I have to say that Diao Chen's craftsmanship is not bad, and he does not lose to the New South at all, thinking that the advertisement also said that he would marry a New Southern chef, it doesn't seem to be completely unreasonable, after all, life is important - sit and eat and wait for death, first satisfy the appetite before you can think of it. After the meal, I hiccuped very unladylikely, and was disgusted by Diao Chen, and I didn't feel at ease, so I started a new round of attacks. Omit those who don't have it, and go straight to the point: "My senior sister's matter, if you dare not agree, I will make trouble in your company in the sky, anyway, I am thick-skinned." ”

He said tooth for tooth: "If you dare to go to my company to make trouble, I will dare to go to your date to make trouble." ”

Count you ruthless! When it came to this, if I didn't use a killer weapon to blind the good atmosphere of saber rattling, I said menacingly: "If you dare to stir up, I will sue my mother." ”

"Okay, let's see who she helps."

"Then I'll sue your mother!"

He became more and more proud, and said briskly: "Are you sure my mother can still laugh when she knows about you and Dong Zhuo?" ”

Hate only hates that he is empty-handed at this time, if the garlic sprouts are still there, where will it be his turn to be so arrogant!

In the second round, the army was defeated.