I returned in the first two rounds, so I understood a fact, Diao Chen's guy is too powerful, and extraordinary artillery fire can shake its roots, to deal with him, weapons of mass destruction must be used, since the lure has no effect, then don't blame me for coercion!

Thinking about it, he is a righteous gentleman, and only the villain's method can take him down. People say that only women and villains are difficult to raise, and I have both, if this is not successful, I probably don't have the face to gain a foothold in the pimp world.

Although Diao Chen's father is a generation of Confucian businessmen, he has never been extravagant, and there are a few sets of houses, but the place where he often settles is the old house opposite the door, and what is more coincidental is that I have been in that house since I was a child, and I am very familiar with it. In other words, the reason why I failed in the second round was probably because I misunderstood the meaning of the nest, the real nest is within reach, and there is no need to go far at all.

specially inquired about Diao Chen's whereabouts, and made sure that he would not go home for dinner, so he cheekily knocked on the door of his old nest. Only the little nanny is at home at this point, and she has seen me walking around this house for several years, so naturally she won't stop me, so I haha: "Diao Chen has something left in the study, let me get it." ”

The little nanny was very enthusiastic and let me pick it up myself, which was really the right time and place. If I'm not mistaken, the takeover was in the third drawer of his desk. After all, I have never done this kind of thing of stealing chickens and dogs, so I am inevitably a little nervous, and my hands tremble and I open the drawer, and my heart is not settled.

"Brigade!" Just turning over, the little nanny didn't know when she appeared at the door, she called me coldly, scared me into a lot of cold sweat, and quickly withdrew her palm as a thief, stammered and asked her what was wrong, she smiled and said, "Do you want to stay for dinner at night, I'm so prepared." ”

Just because of this matter, I was scared a lot, and quickly refused: "No, I still have to send things to Diao Chen." ”

The little nanny was a little disappointed, she always liked to show others her new research, and I, a foodie, happened to be her testing field, although a few times it was a little tricky, but most of the time it was still a delicacy. Seeing her stunned look, I couldn't bear it a little and remedied: "You keep the recipe first, and I'll come in two days." ”

She finally left satisfied, and I continued to bury my head in the desk, I have to say that Diao Chen really knows how to hide things, and only after I can find what I want in the old books after I find it. Knowing that this place should not stay for a long time, he tiptoed out.

"Diao Chen, you have something in my hand."

He was quite unimpressed on the phone, I asked him to check the mailbox, and he quickly replied to me: "What do you want?" ”

"It's easy to say, as long as you go and meet my senior sister, otherwise I won't be able to explain." I admired the reproduced photos on my computer, and it was very pleasing to the eye.

"Bu Xiaolu, do you really think you are on the Tao? Even this kind of indiscriminate means dare to use it! His tone was one of surprise and a hint of anger.

I said proudly: "Different paths lead to the same end, the process and means are not important, the most important outcome is the most important outcome!" ”

He was silent over there, and I continued to enjoy the fruit photos taken on his first birthday, Diao Chen is Diao Chen, if he is discovered by a talent scout at that time, he may be able to develop from a child star to an international superstar. I don't remember the events in the photo, but I heard from adults that he was still a toddler on his first birthday, and he was cautious since he was a child, and he even had to hold on to the table, chair and bench when he learned to walk, for fear of falling. That day, Diao's mother took a toy in front of him to seduce him, he paced crookedly and walked slowly, who knew that just to reach the toy, his diapers were hooked by potted plants, just a small step, and suddenly spring. And this scene happened to be frozen by Diao's father's shutter, so Diao Chen had the current handle.

After a while, Diao Chen called me by name on the phone, sounding very happy, and he said beautifully: "Bu Xiaolu, it seems that the photo of you falling into the soup pot when you were two years old seems to be here, I know that you are thick-skinned, and you should not mind me making it public." ”

Oh my God, I actually forgot about this incident completely, and the shame and shame in my life were witnessed by Diao Chen, all of which were harmed by the nature of foodies.

I couldn't speak with my mouth open, but Diao Chen was very happy: "Do you want me to help you recall?" ”

"No, Diao Chen, you're so poisonous!"

Hurriedly hung up the phone, if the photo is exposed, I'm afraid I won't have the face to live. At that time, I had just started teething, and when I smelled something, I looked for it, and I stuffed it into my mouth regardless of whether I could eat it or not. One time when the two families were gathering, I sneaked into the kitchen while the adults were playing cards, and when I saw that the big soup pot of stewed chicken was just on the ground, I was so happy that I opened the lid of the pot and looked inside.

I was swimming in a pot when the adults found me, but luckily the soup was cold, otherwise I wouldn't have imagined the consequences. The four parents and Diao Chen laughed happily, the most excessive was my father, who had to take a camera to take a picture before he was willing to fish me out, and even more excessive was Diao Chen, when he took a picture, he actually ran to the side of the pot and raised his index finger and middle finger at me! Many years later, he said smugly: "I saw that you have the potential to be two when I was a child, and you really lived up to expectations!" ”

You know, the cute me was covered in oil in the soup pot, and I still had a chicken butt on my head!

The two photos are not equal, so I won't be stupid enough to kill 800 enemies and hurt 1,000 myself, and it seems that I have to think about it in the long run.

In the third round, bankruptcy was declared.

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